E81 - Are You Happy? the Doctor Called Witch!

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    Inherited will...
[00:14] ---
    The tide of the times...
    People's dreams...
[00:17] ---
    These things cannot be stopped.
[00:20] ---
    As long as people
    seek the answer of freedom,
[00:23] ---
    these things will never cease to be!
[00:35] ---
    I only believe in the future --
    I don't care if anyone laughs
[00:41] ---
    That racing passion makes you shine
[00:46] ---
    It's too bright,
    but I want to gaze at it
[00:52] ---
    I sense "aesthetics" somewhere
[00:56] ---
    I'm really really stuck on you
[00:59] ---
    I follow, follow in the footsteps
    of a dream that resembles no one
[01:05] ---
    Until I dramatically get it
[01:09] ---
    Believe In Wonderland!
[01:18] ---
    I'm going to catch, catch the shape
    of a dream no one can see
[01:24] ---
    I'm going to go with you,
    so passionate feelings
[01:30] ---
    I don't really
    need everything to add up
[01:33] ---
    Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,
[01:36] ---
    run for paradise instead
[01:40] ---
    Believe In Wonderland!
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    Please help my friend.
    Please call a doctor.
[01:57] ---
    I haven't told you my name yet. I'm Dalton.
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    I'm the captain of the
    security squad of this island.
[02:03] ---
    There's only one doctor here, and she
    lives in the castle on the mountain.
[02:07] ---
    Why in the heck would she
    live someplace like that...?
[02:11] ---
    I'm counting on you, Captain.
[02:13] ---
    I can't believe it!
    Like captain, like navigator!
[02:18] ---
    All right, then, let's go...
    before Nami dies.
[02:20] ---
    What?! Don't say things
    that could jinx us!
[02:24] ---
    So these're Lapins?!
[02:27] ---
    Whoa... Wapol-sama...
[02:30] ---
    What!
[02:32] ---
    We've finally returned...
    to our home, Drum Island!
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    "Are You Happy?
    The Doctor Called Witch!"
[02:50] ---
    Ahh...
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    Nami?
[02:56] ---
    Nami-san!
[02:57] ---
    We have to... hurry to Alabasta...
[03:00] ---
    Never mind that, just rest.
[03:02] ---
    Don't worry about anything right now.
[03:05] ---
    When her own life is at risk...
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    Nami-san, hang in there
    just a little longer.
[03:12] ---
    We have to go to that castle
    where the doctor lives.
[03:18] ---
    Get out of our way, you damn bunnies!
[03:22] ---
    They're coming!
[03:23] ---
    Yeah!
[03:26] ---
    Listen, Luffy!
[03:27] ---
    Hm?
[03:28] ---
    Don't you dare fight.
[03:30] ---
    Why not?
[03:31] ---
    Idiot! Whether you attack or get struck,
[03:35] ---
    Nami-san will feel the whole impact too!
[03:41] ---
    She'll die...
[03:42] ---
    What?!
[03:45] ---
    O... Okay! I won't fight!
[03:47] ---
    B-but, what do I do?!
[03:52] ---
    Just dodge! Dodge, dodge, dodge and run!
[03:56] ---
    But don't retreat!
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    That's hard!
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    Flanchet Shoot!
[04:08] ---
    Dammit! In this snow,
    I can't kick properly!
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    They're all attacking at once!
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    Go into the forest!
    I'll cover your back!
[04:21] ---
    Okay!
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    Go left! We'll head to the mountain!
[04:27] ---
    Got it!
[04:28] ---
    We'll shake them off somehow!
[04:29] ---
    It'd take us until night
    to finish fighting them!
[04:33] ---
    These snow mountain animals really
    are tough! We're at a disadvantage.
[04:38] ---
    Don't!
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    Idiot! I told you not to attack!
[04:45] ---
    Just leave them to me!
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    Sorry...
[04:48] ---
    This isn't a joke!
[04:51] ---
    Sanji! We can go up from here!
[04:52] ---
    Good! Go on ahead!
[04:55] ---
    Heave-ho!
[05:05] ---
    --They're coming!
    --You don't need to egg them on!
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    Anyway, run! To the top of the mountain!
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    It's getting strong...
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    Nami-san, please be okay...
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    Who in the world are you guys?
[05:23] ---
    Who are we...?
[05:24] ---
    It's too reckless for just the 6 of you to
    travel in the Grand Line without a doctor.
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    We're pirates. That's why you
    guys pointed guns at us, right?
[05:34] ---
    Well, we may be a small group...
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    but as long as I, Brave Warrior
    of the Sea, am with them,
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    there's no need to worry.
[05:41] ---
    I see...
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    But it's true that we do want a doctor.
[05:46] ---
    I was hoping to find someone
    like that on this island, but...
[05:50] ---
    I didn't expect that there was only one
    doctor, a witch living in that castle...
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    It's a strange combination...
[05:58] ---
    It seems that you guys're different
    from the pirates that we think of.
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    Dalton-san!
[06:04] ---
    Dalton-san!
[06:05] ---
    Gotta bow...
[06:06] ---
    Oh, hi.
[06:08] ---
    I heard that you're looking for Dr. Kureha?
[06:11] ---
    Yes, that's right, but the
    sick person has already...
[06:14] ---
    I heard that she's in our
    neighboring town, Cocoaweed, right now.
[06:20] ---
    What?!
[06:22] ---
    Then they passed each other?!
[06:32] ---
    Hey, owner. We've had enough already!
[06:35] ---
    Your kid's voice is so loud
    that I can't stand it!
[06:38] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry.
[06:41] ---
    Hey, Tamachibi, what's wrong?
    Does it hurt somewhere?
[06:45] ---
    If you just keep crying,
    I won't know what's wrong.
[06:47] ---
    You're disturbing customers.
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    Tamachibi! Say something!
[06:53] ---
    If you don't stop crying,
    I'll lock you out!
[06:58] ---
    --It's the witch!
    --Shh! She can her you!
[06:59] ---
    --Scary...
    --Shh! She can her you!
[07:00] ---
    She's with that creepy monster again...
[07:07] ---
    Hey! That's enough!
[07:10] ---
    Well well... What a mean father...
[07:14] ---
    If a child keeps crying, he's signaling
    that something's wrong with his body.
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    Stay there, Chopper.
[07:29] ---
    Sorry to interrupt...
[07:31] ---
    Dr...
[07:32] ---
    Are you kids happy?
[07:39] ---
    Dr. Kureha!
[07:40] ---
    My secret to staying young?
[07:42] ---
    No! We didn't ask that!
[07:44] ---
    I still can't believe
    she's a 140 year old hag...
[07:47] ---
    I'm still 139!
[07:52] ---
    Shall I make it better?
[07:53] ---
    Hm?! Make what better?
    He isn't sick or anything.
[08:02] ---
    Are you... a doctor?
[08:06] ---
    Well then, shall we go, Chopper?
[08:10] ---
    Wait!
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    I'm sorry. It was my mistake.
[08:18] ---
    Since I heard that the doctor
    came down the mountain yesterday,
[08:22] ---
    I thought she wouldn't
    come down for a while.
[08:25] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    It's not your fault.
[08:28] ---
    The issue here is Luffy and
    Sanji's abnormal physical strength.
[08:31] ---
    Even if we go after them
    in the snow mountain now,
[08:33] ---
    we probably won't be able
    to catch up with them.
[08:36] ---
    If the witch is in the
    town called Cocoaweed,
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    we should ask her to go back
    to the castle immediately.
[08:43] ---
    Yes, you're right.
    We have no other choice.
[08:47] ---
    Forgive us...
[08:48] ---
    What?
[08:49] ---
    Forgive this country that doesn't
    even have enough doctors...
[08:51] ---
    N-no... It's not something
    you should apologize for.
[08:55] ---
    She's right.
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    Let's hurry!
[09:11] ---
    My hands... hurt...
[09:14] ---
    Your hands, huh...? I see...
[09:17] ---
    Then, how about now?
[09:18] ---
    My leg hurts!
[09:20] ---
    See? You forgot that
    your hands hurt, right?
[09:24] ---
    What'd you do?!
[09:26] ---
    Are you happy? You're happy?
    Good! Be good and quiet.
[09:30] ---
    Hey!
[09:31] ---
    Don't yell. I just touched his leg lightly.
[09:35] ---
    I heard a terrible noise.
[09:37] ---
    He's got pains in his hands and legs.
[09:40] ---
    He doesn't seem to have a fever,
[09:42] ---
    but the swelling on his leg
    is due to purulent inflammation.
[09:45] ---
    It's pretty bad.
[09:47] ---
    The bone has been infected.
    Chopper, give me antibiotics.
[09:54] ---
    Doctor... will my son be...
[09:56] ---
    The key to cure this disease
    is the initial treatment.
[09:59] ---
    Don't worry. He'll be cured...
    although he almost died...
[10:03] ---
    What?! Almost died...?!
[10:05] ---
    I'm going to do a little
    operation on you, so be patient.
[10:08] ---
    Hey, can't you at least use anesthesia?
[10:11] ---
    Here is the shot.
[10:12] ---
    Don't be reckless!
[10:16] ---
    Well then... since my
    medicine works well,
[10:20] ---
    this is it for the treatment.
[10:22] ---
    All you have to do is make sure he rests
    well and keep his legs bandaged tight.
[10:26] ---
    Yeah...
[10:27] ---
    Once you immobilize his legs,
    cool them well. Got that?
[10:32] ---
    About the fee, well... I'm almost
    out of trash bags and toilet paper.
[10:37] ---
    Also all the plum wine and
    the food you have... And...
[10:41] ---
    I'll take 50% of this restaurant's assets.
[10:44] ---
    What?!
[10:45] ---
    Chopper... take them to our sled.
[10:48] ---
    Wha...?! Hey, that's outrageous!
    Half of the assets?!
[10:51] ---
    Hey, owner! Don't be fooled!
    That's a rip-off!
[10:54] ---
    It must be!
[10:55] ---
    He almost died?! Wasn't he really
    just crying because he fell?!
[10:59] ---
    How dare you abuse your
    position as a doctor!
[11:01] ---
    He's right!
[11:02] ---
    You're a terrible person!
[11:04] ---
    Don't take advantage of
    people's weakness, you witch!
[11:12] ---
    Stop it, Chopper. It's just the
    blabbering of a bunch of kids.
[11:17] ---
    Old lady...
[11:20] ---
    I feel a lot better.
[11:23] ---
    Thank you!
[11:27] ---
    Oh...? I got a good tip.
[11:31] ---
    I'll reduce the fee to 49%.
[11:37] ---
    I'll pay you. Thank you.
[11:41] ---
    Ahh...! Hey, kid.
[11:43] ---
    Hm?
[11:44] ---
    Don't forget... the happiness
    you feel right now, okay?
[11:50] ---
    Okay!
[12:14] ---
    It's ice-cold!
[12:16] ---
    My body is becoming numb...
    it's like I'm trapped in ice!
[12:20] ---
    Seems like I've still
    got a long way to go.
[12:21] ---
    If I suppress my 'self', even fire should
    be cool and ice should be lukewarm.
[12:29] ---
    Hey, Karoo! Come along with me!
[12:31] ---
    This is an ideal way to strengthen
    your inexperienced body!
[12:49] ---
    I didn't expect to see this many fish.
[12:52] ---
    I guess I'll go for another dip.
[12:56] ---
    Are they coming?
[12:58] ---
    No, they aren't.
[13:00] ---
    All right! Looks like we lost them.
[13:03] ---
    No... not yet.
[13:04] ---
    Hm?
[13:05] ---
    They're persistent!
[13:15] ---
    What're they doing?
[13:25] ---
    Are they irritated because they're hungry?
[13:27] ---
    No...
[13:28] ---
    Hold on a sec...
[13:31] ---
    Don't tell me... they're...!
[13:43] ---
    You... Who are you?
[13:48] ---
    You don't look like an ordinary villager.
[13:52] ---
    The way you speak... sounds to me
    like someone from the military.
[13:57] ---
    I was... a subordinate of...
    the ex-King, Wapol...
[14:03] ---
    What?!
[14:10] ---
    I was the captain of this country's
    security squad since the previous king.
[14:17] ---
    However, when the king died...
[14:20] ---
    and his son, Wapol, became the king,
[14:24] ---
    this country changed.
[14:26] ---
    Oh, yeah! I've thought of an
    interesting law today again!
[14:30] ---
    I'll exile all the doctors!
[14:33] ---
    What?!
[14:34] ---
    Exile them?!
[14:35] ---
    Doctors?!
[14:36] ---
    That's right. I'll keep just 20 superior
    doctors and make them my private doctors.
[14:41] ---
    I christen them the "Twenty MDs"!
[14:43] ---
    The "Twenty MDs"?!
[14:44] ---
    That's right, the "Twenty MDs."
    We'll exile the other doctors!
[14:48] ---
    That's our great Wapol-sama!
    That's a wonderful idea!
[14:51] ---
    No...! If you do such a thing,
    who'll see our people when they get sick?!
[14:56] ---
    You think their sickness
    has anything to do with me?
[15:00] ---
    Those who want to see a doctor will
    have to prostrate themselves before me!
[15:03] ---
    There's no one whose family
    members don't get sick.
[15:07] ---
    There'll be no one who can go
    against me in this country!
[15:13] ---
    Am I a genius or what?!
[15:20] ---
    Then those who became
    sick had no choice
[15:22] ---
    but to ask for Wapol's mercy
    in order to see the Twenty MDs?
[15:27] ---
    Yes, and pay excessive medical fees...
[15:30] ---
    It's the same as ruling the country by
    taking the citizens' lives hostage...
[15:36] ---
    That's not governing...! It's a crime...
[15:44] ---
    Just as I thought... There's no mistake...
[16:05] ---
    Ahhh... dammit! I got carried
    away and swam too long!
[16:09] ---
    Where am I? Where's the ship?
[16:12] ---
    Geez... I can't tell where
    I am with all this snow!
[16:24] ---
    Ahhh! I'm saved!
[16:26] ---
    Hey, old lady! Sorry to bother you,
[16:28] ---
    but will you take me
    to the nearby village?
[16:31] ---
    Huh?
[16:33] ---
    What're you doing showing your
    belly in this damn cold weather?
[16:36] ---
    What a weird old lady...
[16:40] ---
    Hm?
[16:40] ---
    Be careful what you say.
[16:45] ---
    I'm still in the youthful 130s!
[16:48] ---
    Let's go, Chopper. We don't have
    time to bother with a weirdo.
[16:51] ---
    Wait, you hag!
[16:54] ---
    What the hell was that
    stupid old hag's problem?!
[16:57] ---
    Whoa, it's cold...
[16:59] ---
    Damn! I'll be in trouble
    if I don't do anything...
[17:02] ---
    I guess I'll do muscle training or
    something to warm my body up for now.
[17:10] ---
    We're here! We've finally returned
    to my country, the Drum Kingdom!
[17:21] ---
    Humph, having watchmen
    as if they're a military...
[17:24] ---
    What on earth were they thinking,
    shooting at us...?
[17:28] ---
    Hm?
[17:29] ---
    Oh, my dear Drum Island!
    Great nature that towers majestically!
[17:36] ---
    Chess, is the castle all right?
[17:38] ---
    Yes sir. It's in a good shape,
    just as we left it, Wapol-sama.
[17:45] ---
    Then on to the castle!
    Let's go back to the castle!
[17:48] ---
    I'm done being a pirate!
    I'm going back to being a king!
[17:52] ---
    Now, go forth, Robson!
[17:58] ---
    Huh?
[17:59] ---
    Hey, Robson! What're you
    just standing here for?!
[18:03] ---
    Now, get moving already!
[18:05] ---
    Wapol-sama! There's a problem!
[18:08] ---
    What's the matter?
[18:09] ---
    The ship...
[18:12] ---
    of the pirates from the other day
    is at the riverbank!
[18:14] ---
    What?! Those bastards...
[18:17] ---
    Why are those Straw Hats in my country?!
[18:20] ---
    How dare they just come waltzing in
    here when they said they didn't know!
[18:27] ---
    Go flying!
[18:29] ---
    Does he realize what I had
    to go through after that?!
[18:33] ---
    Hey! Go over there and
    kill them all already!
[18:36] ---
    Well, actually, the ship is empty!
[18:39] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    We don't where they went!
[18:40] ---
    Do you wanna be executed?!
[18:43] ---
    I'm sorry, Wapol-sama.
[18:45] ---
    Please forgive this clumsy subordinate.
[18:47] ---
    Hmm... Chess, Kuromarimo...
[18:51] ---
    The two of us inspected the
    footprints coming out from the ship.
[18:55] ---
    It looks like they headed to Big Horn.
[18:59] ---
    I see... You guys're geniuses.
[19:04] ---
    Then we'll first fire a salute in Big Horn
[19:07] ---
    to celebrate the restoration
    of the Drum Kingdom!
[19:16] ---
    What?! What did you say...?!
[19:19] ---
    They've already left this town?!
    And just a moment ago?
[19:24] ---
    For crying out loud!
[19:25] ---
    She healed my sickness earlier.
[19:30] ---
    Are you looking for
    the doctor, Dalton-san?
[19:34] ---
    We've got an urgent case.
    Do you know where she went?
[19:37] ---
    If you're looking for Dr. Kureha,
    someone said she headed to Gyasta.
[19:42] ---
    Gyasta?
[19:43] ---
    Where is it?
[19:45] ---
    With Big Horn being the middle,
    it's in the other direction from this town.
[19:48] ---
    We passed each other, too?!
[19:51] ---
    It's a town where ice-skating is popular.
[19:52] ---
    --Well, it's got nothing to do with this.
[19:54] ---
    --Oh...
    --Well, it's got nothing to do with this.
[19:54] ---
    --Oh...
    --And we didn't ask, either!
[19:55] ---
    --Calm down, Usopp-san!
    --And we didn't ask, either!
[19:56] ---
    --Calm down, Usopp-san!
    --Yes ma'am.
[19:57] ---
    --In any case, let's head there.
    --Yes ma'am.
[19:58] ---
    Now that we've come this far,
    we haven't a moment to lose.
[20:01] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:03] ---
    Dalton-san...!
[20:06] ---
    There you are...
[20:08] ---
    Aren't you supposed to stand watch today?
[20:12] ---
    What's the matter?! What's going on?
    How did you get injured so badly?!
[20:16] ---
    All the watchmen except me...
[20:19] ---
    were killed...
[20:20] ---
    What?!
[20:21] ---
    Suddenly... a submarine
    sailboat appeared...
[20:27] ---
    and they killed everyone...!
[20:30] ---
    Who do you mean by "they"?
    Calm down and explain.
[20:34] ---
    Dalton-san! Help!
[20:36] ---
    We're not strong enough...
[20:38] ---
    If we don't do anything...
[20:40] ---
    What's going on?
[20:43] ---
    So it's them?
[20:44] ---
    It's Wapol! Wapol came back!
[20:49] ---
    What did he just say?!
[20:50] ---
    Wapol?!
[20:51] ---
    Is that true?!
[20:55] ---
    Hey! Dalton-san!
[21:04] ---
    I'll settle this...!
[21:06] ---
    I don't intend to bring about justice...
[21:10] ---
    since you and I are both equally guilty!
[21:19] ---
    Just wait... Wapol!
[21:33] ---
    Those damn bunnies...
    have really done it...!
[21:37] ---
    This can't be happening...
[21:39] ---
    Hey, Sanji. What's the matter?
    What the heck is going on?
[21:43] ---
    Hey... we're gonna run, Luffy...
[21:46] ---
    What? Run? Where to?
[21:47] ---
    Doesn't matter where! Someplace far!
[21:51] ---
    An avalanche is coming!
[21:55] ---
    The world is awfully big
[21:59] ---
    so even if there is treasure somewhere,
[22:02] ---
    the odds are astronomical
[22:05] ---
    So relying on dumb luck
    won't get you anywhere
[22:12] ---
    So even,
[22:15] ---
    if someone stops me or
    laughs at me from the shadows
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    the ship will continue forward
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    Bon voyage!
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    Forget about them!
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    I know I'm a fool,
    but I gotta go
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    The crazier the dream,
    the cooler the ambition
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    I know I'm a fool,
    but I'm gonna fight
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    The farther the sea,
    the more heavenly it surely is
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    Do everything you can,
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    and you'll get a little nearer to any horizon
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    Doctor! Where's the doctor?!
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    Luffy, hurry! We need
    to get as high up as we can!
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    Ahhh! They're following us!
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    I wonder if Dalton-san is okay.
    Can he take on Wapol and his men alone?
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    Whoa! What's that sword?!
    He's pretty good!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Dalton's Resolve!
    Wapol's Corps Lands On The Island"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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