E360 - Save Me, Hero!! My Enemy Is the Immortal Princess

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    That's right. You are the man
    who stole one of my dreams!
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    Who the hell are you...?!
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    I put a lot of thought into my dream!
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    If I ate the fruit, I'd use my abilities
    to watch women bathe!
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    No! Just think of all the things I could
    use it for. I could... watch women bathe!
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    No, Just imagine how I could help others.
    I could... watch women bathe!
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    Phantom Hand!
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    Phantom Leg!
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    I'm not about to let go, you sick beast!
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    If you're a mix of a bunch of animals,
    I bet you'll make lovely mincemeat!
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    Extra Haché!
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    Your lack of experience is going
    to make you humiliate yourself
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    when you underestimate others, greenhorn.
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    You jerk! Now I'm ticked!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Why did you jump over the rail?
    Trying to run away?
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    ...Stamp!
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    That hurt, brat!
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    Take that! So much for me not being
    able to touch you, Giant Shallot!
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    Now then, I think I might teach
    that Horo-Horo Chick a lesson,
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    since she's weaker than me!
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    Huh? Where did she go?
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    Over here, Mr. Negative Nose.
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    Huh? I don't see you.
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    Could she be outside?
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    No, she couldn't be out there...
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    We're up on a really high fl--whoa!
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    I just figured out how
    I'm going to take you down.
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    Once I knock you off,
    the others will be easy pickings!
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    Wait a sec! This is not what I was expecting!
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    "Save Me, Hero!! My Enemy
    Is the Immortal Princess!"
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    That stinking hurt! You're going
    to regret that, Straw Hat!
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    Stuff it! I'll kick your butt
    as many times as it takes.
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Stamp!
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    Why, you--! Get off of me!
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    Your wish is my command. Brick Bat!
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    Not again!
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    Gum-Gum Finger Net!
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    There's no end to this!
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    Why... are you... flying in the sky?
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    This doesn't make any sense!
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    Just a minute ago, she was running
    like her life depended on it.
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    Where'd all this confidence come from?
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    You merely caught me by surprise back there.
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    Why?! Why aren't you falling to your knees?!
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    I've always been negative!
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    What?!
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    It never occurred to me that someone
    might be immune to my Negative Ghosts.
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    I have just one thing to say to you.
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    There are plenty of good things in life!
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    Drop it!
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    So what if you can fly?!
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    I'm a sniper! I don't care if you
    can fly or dance or whatever!
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    Allow me to explain.
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    My new weapon, Kabuto,
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    has greater stability and range
    thanks to these five prongs.
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    If I activate the Breath Dials I got
    at the sky island when I shoot,
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    the rotation of my ammo changes,
    creating different effects!
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    It's like a super Pachinko!
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    Flame! Flash! Impact!
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    By changing the Dials, my ammo
    can grow even more powerful!
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    No one can escape this puppy!
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    Now say your pray--
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    She's gone!
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    Huh? Where'd she go?
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    I'm behind you.
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    Go ahead and take your best shot.
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    Ehhh?!
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    Wh-What in the world are you?!
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    Why, you...!
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    Special Attack! Swallowtail Meteor!
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    Gah! Sh-She reverted to her original size!
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    Whoa!
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    You little...! I'm gonna shoot you down!
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    Mantis Meteor!
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    What's the problem?
    Didn't you have perfect aim?
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    Darn it!
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    Take this! And this, dammit!
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    Eat this! Mantis! Swallowtail!
    Dragonfly! Mayfly Meteor!
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    No!
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    Y-Your hands...!
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    Your hands sunk into my body!
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    I-I've been stabbed!
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    Y-You stabbed me with your bare hands!
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    I'm finished...! I'm gonna...!
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    I'm dead meat! I'm gonna die from blood loss!
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    Stupid! Take a better look.
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    I haven't hurt you, but my
    hands are inside your body.
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    Do you know what this means?
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    It's true that you're about to die.
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    Let me tell you why. I'm just about to
    crush your heart with my own two hands.
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    Don't! Please don't crush it!
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    I'll die for real!
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    I'm going to kill you.
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    Now writhe in agony as you die!
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    No! Please stop it! I don't wanna die!
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    Not that I can actually do that!
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    That was a bluff?!
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    Ouch! I hit my head!
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    If I had the physical ability to crush your heart,
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    you would have died the moment
    my hands pierced through your body.
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    Either way, that was bad for my heart!
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    I merely passed through...
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    ...your body.
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    No!
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    Even though you can clearly see me...
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    ...my body can pass through anything.
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    Special Attack! Six Chamber Viper Star!
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    Didn't I just say I can go through anything?
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    Stop it! This is creepy!
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    In other words, your attacks can't touch me.
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    Why, you--! Get away from me!
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    Shoo, darn it! You stupid little...!
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    Now what are you going to do?
    None of your attacks will work on me.
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    Shut up! A second ago, you bluffed
    that you could crush my heart!
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    I bet you couldn't touch me if you wanted to!
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    I can't attack you, but you can't
    attack me, either! Isn't that right?
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    Mini-Hollow...
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    Wh-What are those...?
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    Ghost Rap.
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    A-A shock wave?
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    Get away from me!
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    Don't touch me! Get it off of me!
    Get it off, meanie!
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    Rap.
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    Okay...! Special Attack! Firebird Star!
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    Shoot!
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    It's not fair!
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    How come she can attack me
    when I can't attack her?!
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    How is this even a fight?!
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    Whoa! Get outta my way!
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    I can't see where I'm going! Move it!
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    Move!!
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    Ghost Rap.
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    Where did he go?
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    I'm done going easy on him.
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    Ghost Rap.
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    What the heck? Why am I failing so hard?
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    And here... I thought that
    woman was weaker than me!
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    Tada!
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    The bear!
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    Careful, there. Kumacy is
    stronger than a real bear.
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    What gives?!
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    I was so excited when I was
    the only one in my entire crew...
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    ...who stood a fighting chance
    against this chick's powers!
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    You guys--your abilities--
    are powerless before this chick.
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    I'll take her on!
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    This is my chance to shine!
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    After a declaration like that,
    how could I end up like this?
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    I'm screwed... This is the end!
    There is no way I can beat her!
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    That woman's gonna kill me and then
    she's gonna catch Luffy and the guys.
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    Our crew is doomed!
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    The weight of saving everyone was...
    too great for me to bear.
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    Save me!
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    Save me, Sogeking!
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    Please tell me! How would you handle this?
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    I was born on the island of snipers
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    Kumacy!
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    Stomp!
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    I never miss my mark
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    Monster! How dare you purify my Kumacy?!
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    Lulu lala lu
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    And what's with that goofy mask?!
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    Whether it's a mouse's eyeball, lock on!!
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    Or even your heart, lock on!!
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    It is hardly goofy!
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    It is a pleasure to meet you.
    My name is Sogeking.
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    The man who hails from the island of snipers
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    You're totally goofing off!
    You aren't a different person!
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    Time to flee!
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    You're making a run for it?!
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    Lululu, lulu lala
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    You bet I am! I'm not sticking
    around for this crazy fight!
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    Now... run away!
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    I use my negative outlook and
    bluffs to get through fights!
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    Sogege, soge, soge
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    I never thought someone
    would use those against me!
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    Sogeking!
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    Are you okay with this?
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    Calm yourself! Face her and fight, Usopp-kun!
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    Shut up! I've had it!
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    There is no way I can beat her!
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    That is not true! You are a very capable man!
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    Can you prove that?
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    --No!
    --You can't?!
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    Mini-Hollow!
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    But think carefully! There are
    several oddities about that woman.
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    Yeah, you have a point.
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    Like how she suddenly got really confident!
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    At first, she was definitely
    running away in fear of me.
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    If my attacks were ineffective from
    the start, she didn't need to flee.
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    She should have been able
    to pass through walls and fly!
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    But all she did back then
    was whine while she ran.
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    Why was she so negative?
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    That's it!
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    Rap. Rap!
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    The change occurred after I lost sight of her!
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    Something must have happened!
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    Remember...
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    What happened during the brief moment
    that bear stalled me and I lost sight of her...?
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    What happened?
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    Well, I guess it's about time
    I handed you over to Moria-sama.
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    That's it! I've solved the puzzle!
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    Are there any hiding spots nearby?
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    Like a hidden room...?
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    A room!
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    Your trick...!
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    What is it? Are these your final words?
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    Wait! Where do you think you're aiming?!
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    That's it!
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    --Hey, wait!
    --Special Attack! Atlas Comet!
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    I found it!
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    That is your real body.
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    Usopp Eye can find any opponent's weakness!
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    Usopp Weapon has defeated
    multiple formidable foes!
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    And Usopp Brain can devise awesome strategies
    to pull me out of any sticky situation!
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    If you take me lightly, you'll get hurt.
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Perona Is Terrified!!
    Usopp and Untruthful Share the Same 'U'"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!