E349 - Luffy's Emergency Situation! the Ultimate Shadow's Destination!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    Perona-sama!
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    Moria-sama is summoning the Three Phantoms.
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    The master beckons? Whatever for?
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    I've heard that Straw Hat
    Luffy has been captured!
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    He wants to make a show
    out of reanimating No. 900!
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    Absalom!
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    What are you doing here? This is my room.
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    Welcome back, Perona-sama.
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    Zip it, Kumacy! How many times
    must I tell you not to talk?!
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    I see you're as harsh on Kumacy as ever.
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    You're beary harsh.
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    More importantly, have you heard?
    The master is summoning us.
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    They still haven't found us,
    if you can believe that.
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    It's a miracle!
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    Why did we hide here in the first place?
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    We didn't have much choice!
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    Who knew Beast Man was
    gonna catch up so soon?
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    And I didn't realize this was a zombie!
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    Let's look for a chance to make
    a break for it. Sound good?
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    Absalom-sama!
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    So this is where you went!
    I have something that I'd like to tell you.
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    What is it?
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    It looks like we have one more
    intruder on top of the pirates.
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    An intruder?
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    It's the Humming Swordsman!
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    What?!
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    Weapons Left!
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    Nico Robin!
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    They've never failed to catch
    our prey, not even once!
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    We hung out quietly in the ceiling
    and snatched your friends up.
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    Now we'll take you to the same
    place we took your friends!
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    Brace yourselves!
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    ♪ Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho... ♪
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    Who is it?! Who's singing that song?!
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    ♪ Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho ♪
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    Goodness, I see everyone really
    did disembark onto this island.
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    How did you get up here?
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    I jumped.
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    I'm light!
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    Seeing as you're here, I suppose
    you've left me with no other choice.
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    I shall tell you everything
    about this island.
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    Hey! Who the hell are you?!
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    You aren't a zombie, are you?
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    I bet you're with these pirates!
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    Hey, Skeleton!
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    Yes, yes. Not to worry.
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    The fight is already over.
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    Huh?
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    Three-Pace Hum...
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    ...Notch Slash!
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    "Luffy's Emergency Situation!
    The Ultimate Shadow's Destination!"
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    The fight's not over!
    Swords don't work on zombies!
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    He's gonna pop back up!
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    Curse you...!
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    Wait a sec...
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    I've seen you somewhere before!
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    Not to worry! I've already dealt with that.
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    How?
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    Even zombies have weaknesses!
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    What's that?!
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    It's the zombie's "soul."
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    His soul?! But I can see it leaving his body!
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    C-Captain!
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    It's high time you returned...
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    ...to your rightful master!
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    Captain Tararan!
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    Captain! He took out the captain!
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    Captain!
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    He isn't budging an inch...
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    What did you do?!
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    I purified him.
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    You what?
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    Look! He's definitely the
    "Humming Swordsman"!
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    Five years ago, he wreaked
    havoc on Thriller Bark.
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    We've gotta tell the master!
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    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
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    That spider web is strong
    against physical attacks,
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    but weak against fire.
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    What?
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    You're right! It melts right off!
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    They got Straw Hat and the others.
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    Y'know, you seem mighty
    knowledgeable about this island...
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    I am, but I don't know where to begin.
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    If they've been caught,
    we're probably too late.
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    What?! It's too late?!
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    P-Please don't yell at me!
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    It makes me jump under my skin!
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    But I'm a skeleton, so I don't have any skin!
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    It's my skull humor!
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    Don't bother. He's already dead.
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    Anyway, please put the
    joking aside and hear me out.
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    Don't bother! He's already dead.
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    As I already told you,
    without a working rudder,
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    I spent decades wandering these seas alone.
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    Even if I wanted to escape
    from the Devil's Sea,
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    I was at the mercy of the tide
    because of my broken rudder.
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    Now let's go back to about five years ago.
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    Much like you and your crewmates,
    I was "invited" to Thriller Bark.
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    Desperate to leave the Florian Triangle,
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    I walked around this island in hopes
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    of finding the parts I
    needed to fix my rudder.
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    I wonder if anything is down here... Nope.
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    What is that?! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
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    Scary! Help me!
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    Freaky! I hate ghosts!
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    All I found were monsters and zombies.
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    In the end, they caught me and
    brought me here to this building.
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    Inside, I saw...
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    ...a martial arts dancer who
    they caught before me...
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    ...and a type of corpse covered
    in stitches called a "mario."
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    A ghastly giant appeared before them!
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    It was incredible!
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    He peeled the man's shadow off the ground...
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    ...and snip, snip!
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    He cut the man's shadow off?
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    I questioned my eyes!
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    Not
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    that I have any eyes.
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    You're asking for a knuckle sandwich!
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    Feel free to let him have it.
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    Shortly thereafter, I suffered the same fate.
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    The man who lost his shadow
    collapsed on the spot.
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    His severed shadow was stuffed
    into the inanimate mario.
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    Now what do you think happened?
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    The "mario" corpse got
    up and started to move!
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    How's that work?
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    Shadows are our "second souls" that are
    always with us, moving as we dictate.
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    That is true of your shadows as well.
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    Normally, these "souls" always stay with you,
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    following your every moment from
    the moment you're born until you die.
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    There is a giant of a man who captures
    them and makes them do his bidding!
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    He is one of the Seven Warlords
    of the Sea, Gecko Moria!
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    He has eaten the Shadow-Shadow Fruit!
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    A Devil Fruit, huh?
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    Is he the one who stole your shadow?
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    A certain man stole my
    shadow a few years ago.
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    Your shadow?
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    Does that sorta thing actually happen?
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    Yes, it does.
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    And having lost my shadow, I am no
    longer able to exist in the world of light.
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    I cannot live under the light of the sun.
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    What would happen if you
    were hit by the sunlight?
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    If I was directly hit by sunlight, my body...
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    ...would be obliterated!
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    As long as he has a corpse, he can use
    a shadow to turn it into a zombie.
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    The real problem is that his cohort
    is the genius surgeon, Dr. Hogback.
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    He can reconstruct the body,
    making it stronger than before!
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    Sometimes he uses his medical
    expertise to revive the flesh
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    of legendary warriors from around the world.
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    And he has a tremendous collection of mario
    currently preserved in his lab freezer.
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    Dr. Hogback...
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    I didn't realize the renowned
    doctor has been here
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    assisting a pirate ever
    since he went missing.
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    So those zombies are reanimated corpses,
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    but it's not like he actually
    revived the dead, huh?
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    Exactly!
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    The shadow provides their
    personality and fighting abilities.
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    The power of their body depends on
    the physical ability of their mario.
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    If you combine a strong body
    with a strong shadow,
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    it will create an even stronger zombie!
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    That is why Moria is eager to get
    his hands on wanted men's shadows!
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    I getcha! No wonder he came after us.
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    So that's the deal with Thriller Bark.
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    Moria's favorite aspect about
    zombies could be their obedience.
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    Generally, it's a challenge to
    keep powerful warriors in line.
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    Right, but our shadows possess
    the same abilities as us.
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    Once he has our shadows,
    he can toss us troublemakers out.
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    The powerful are quickly returned to
    the sea while they're still unconscious.
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    In that case, they're in trouble!
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    I wouldn't worry yet.
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    We still have time.
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    I will tell you the best way to handle this.
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    Please believe me and do as I instruct.
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    What?! You want us to believe you?!
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    Good sir, I'm shocked to the skull!
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    Actually, I haven't bickered like
    this in decades, so I'm eating it up!
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    We'll hear you out, so get talking!
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    Certainly!
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    Master!
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    Moria-sama!
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    The Three Phantoms have gathered together!
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    That was quick! Enter!
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    Please come in.
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    Oh, you're here!
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    Turn me into the King of the Pirates!
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    We're on it!
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    You can't become the King of the Pirates!
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    The future King of the Pirates...
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    ...is me!
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    Hey! Untie this rope, you oversized shallot!
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    Give Usopp, Nami, Chopper,
    Sanji, and Zoro back!
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    Where'd you hide them, shallot head?!
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    This one has lot of fight in him.
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    So this is Straw Hat Luffy, eh?
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    I have a hard time believing this is the man
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    who picked a fight with the World Government.
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    Why is he wearing General Zombie armor?
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    Don't you get it? This is every guy's dream!
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    You got captured, so don't
    lecture me about dreams!
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    Hey, Straw Hat Luffy! You've made
    a pretty big name for yourself,
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    but you're only our third catch so far.
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    We've got Pirate Hunter Zoro and some
    blond guy who didn't have a wanted poster.
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    Huh? Sanji's the only blond in my crew...
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    What?! Hey, it sounds like
    they caught Zoro and Sanji.
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    No way! And they even have Luffy.
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    Wh-Why did the three monsters
    have to be the first to get caught?
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    I have no idea who these guys are,
    but they're definitely bad news!
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    By the way, what happened
    to that trio, Perona?
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    I recall handing them over
    to the Risky Brothers.
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    But Kumacy never got them.
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    You sure they didn't
    escape on their way over?
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    Bingo!
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    They're talking about us.
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    The casket popped open!
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    Huh?
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    Jerks!
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    Usopp! Nami!
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    Hey, hang in there! Wake up!
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    Shush! Dude, don't say a thing!
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    --Actually--
    --I keep telling you to keep that mouth shut!
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    You're too harsh on Kumacy.
    You're beary harsh.
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    But the trio that includes my bride caused
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    quite the commotion in your courtyard.
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    Hey, wait a second...
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    Now that I think about
    it... Hogback, you pig!
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    This means you've raised your
    hand against my future bride!
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    I warned you not to touch her!
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    You'll never get married.
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    Say what?! Cindry!
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    Now, now, Cindry-chan!
    You're only adding fuel to the fire!
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    And why are you standing in front of me?
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    You won't get married, either.
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    You're killing me! That
    was a nasty stray bullet!
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    What are they going to do with
    Luffy now that they've caught him?
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    And what's happened to Sanji and Zoro?
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    We're in pretty deep doo-doo ourselves!
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    But there is no way Luffy's
    gonna stay in that cage!
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    What?!
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    Jerk!
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    Good, good! Keep nice and quiet.
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    No matter what anyone says,
    my mind is made up!
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    That woman will be my blushing bride!
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    You will never get married.
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    Shut up!
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    Come on, Cindry-chan!
    Why don't you just ignore Absalom?
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    Don't expect to get married... ever!
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    That's two stray bullets in a row!
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    She said I'll never get married!
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    Cut it out! Knock it off!
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    I can't stand all your fussing!
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    If those pirates got away,
    you can deal with it later!
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    I had you gather so we could celebrate
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    the commemorative creation
    of a powerful ally!
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    He's insane!
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    Master, the pirate chewed
    through the cage and is escaping!
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    He chewed...
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    ...through the cage?!
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    Why did you capture me?!
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    --Luffy!
    --Sweet!
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    He's going to prove dependable!
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    Don't, Absalom! We're indoors.
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    I'll stop him.
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    You can't catch me, dummy!
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    Negative Hollow!
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    Those are...!
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    Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!...
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    They're multiplying as they dance! Awesome!
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    I'll catch them and keep them as pets!
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    Fresh Fire!
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    Shoot! It didn't work.
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    That was an epic fail.
    I'm such a loser this week.
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    I can hear the whole world booing me!
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    Okay! I've got the punk!
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    If I could be reborn, I'd like to be a clam.
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    I suck!
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    That won't work on me a second time!
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    If I could be reborn,
    I'd like to be a sea cucumber...
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    Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!
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    To fall from the King of the
    Pirates to a sea cucumber...
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    Brutal!
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    Damn it! Let go of me!
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    Hit him with the light!
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    What the heck are you doing?!
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    Jerk, I'll get you for this!
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    What is that?! My shadow?
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    Hey, don't do it!
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    I've obtained 300 million
    Berries' worth of might!
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    Now I can complete the greatest
    Special Zombie in history!
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    Luffy!
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    This is the moment of the
    century, Cindry-chan!
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    When I saw his corpse in the Land of Ice,
    my body wouldn't stop trembling.
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    Cindry-chan, that's my line!
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    I was so close to the famous giant known
    as the legendary "Continent Puller."
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    That's mine, too!
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    I'm gonna be King of the--
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    That's a far cry from your line!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "The Warrior Known as the 'Devil'!!
    The Moment of Oars' Revival!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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