E175 - Zero Percent Survival Rate! Chopper Vs. Ohm, the Sword Wielding Priest!

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    Did you know there's an awesome
    treasure at the end of this sea?!
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    And whoever gets it can be King
    of the Pirates! Isn't that exciting?!
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    Unheard-of adventures are waiting!
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    Bon voyage! Let that shred of courage grow
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    I caught a glimpse of
    the tail end to the future
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    The horizons everyone
    dreamed of were separate at first
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    but now they can be seen
    through a single telescope
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    A bitter compass of destiny
    is leading your heart astray
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    so turn the wheel in the other direction!
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    Bon voyage!
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    Toss aside your bonds and your past
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    We can surely smile despite that
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    Tears shed trying to achieve
    your dreams aren't for naught
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    Precious in my life
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    I caught a glimpse of
    the tail end to the future
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    "Upper Yard" "Angel Island"
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    With one hour left until
    God Eneru's declared time limit,
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    there currently remain 25 survivors.
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    Cien Fleurs!
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    Stop!
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    It's too late for that now...
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    Can't breathe...
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    After defeating Yama and
    discovering Shandora, the city of gold,
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    Robin found something even more surprising.
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    Could it be?!
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    The Poneglyph I searched the
    world for, but could never find...!
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    In which case, the grand belfry
    located in the center of the four altars
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    might contain the "text of real history"...
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    The Rio Poneglyph!
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    "0% Survival Rate! Chopper vs. Ohm,
    the Sword Wielding Priest"
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    Just a little more...
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    Everyone will be so surprised
    if I find the gold first!
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    Ruins up here, too...
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    Oww!
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    What's with this place?!
    The ground's all crooked...
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    I'll go around that way.
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    Gold! Gold!
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    Wait. Wait, Holy.
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    Holy! Wait!
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    I got too carried away! I should've
    just gone back! I'm going to die!
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    You're the third one to make it here today...
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    Eh?! Who're you?!
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    That spider-head is so careless!
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    You killed Gedatsu, didn't you?
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    He means that guy from earlier!
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    No, it's all right. Being rid of a
    fool like him is best for the world.
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    Wouldn't you agree?
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    Huh? I tripped over--
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    Don't be so afraid. That's my
    pet dog Holy. He won't bite.
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    B-But this guy is lying here, all torn up...!
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    Holy is well-trained, so he
    won't bite anyone recklessly.
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    I cut that man up.
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    That's even scarier! Who are you?!
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    --Who are you?
    --My name is Ohm.
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    --You're scary!
    --Just be silent!
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    --He's too scary! I don't like him!
    --I am saddened by the frailty of man.
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    Eh?
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    Why do people fight and rot,
    despite knowing the transience of life?!
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    What, now?
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    They're born to be happy, and
    they desire happiness in life,
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    only to die in battle!
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    In which case, it would've been
    best to do nothing from the start...
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    Such is the dilemma of
    man's nature... It's so sad...
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    But, there is one path to salvation!
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    Everyone just needs to die!
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    What scary stuff is this
    guy saying?! Unbelievable!
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    What have you come here for?
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    Oh, I'm just looking for gold--
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    Greed begets strife.
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    Eh?
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    Allow me to save you.
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    You'll save me?
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    Once dead, you will do-- and desire-- nothing.
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    He doesn't plan to save me at all!
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    Why?!
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    Why is everyone charred black?!
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    It's almost as if they've been hit by lightning...
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    Kamakiri...!
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    Kamakiri!
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    L-Laki...?
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    Yes!
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    Go... Go, Laki...
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    But, Kamakiri!
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    Wyper... is headed... for God's Shrine...
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    But... Eneru isn't there!
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    You can still stop him...
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    Stop Wyper...
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    All right! I understand! Save your breath!
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    No one... can beat him...!
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    I am lightning.
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    He's... invincible...
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    He's lightning... which people have
    feared as God... since long ago...
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    I'll stop Wyper! Wait here!
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    I'm going to leave Aisa's bag with you!
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    No one... can beat him...!
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    He's... invincible...
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    Kamakiri is so strong...
    yet his will has been broken!
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    The Rumble-Rumble Fruit!
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    To think that Eneru has the
    powers of a Logia-type Devil Fruit,
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    the most powerful kind of all...!
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    I have to stop him quickly!
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    I think I recognize this place...
    Or not... No, I do...
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    Or not...
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    No, I do.
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    Does it just look similar?
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    Did you laugh just now?!
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    What? You're the one who
    came along just to get food!
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    This is what you get when you're
    with me! Got a problem with that?!
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    You idiot! Hey!
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    Hey...! Wait! There's no more food in there!
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    Let go! Hey!
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    Where are you flying off to?!
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    This is a crazy place I wound up in!
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    Exit, exit, where is the exit? The exit! Hey!
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    A dead-end?!
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    You can't be serious, I walked all this way!
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    Wait...
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    Could it be a trick door?
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    Ah! I might be able to go
    forward if I bust through it!
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    Gum-Gum Bazooka!
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    Huh? It didn't even budge...
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    What's going on?!
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    He's not following me...! Whew!
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    Is he a priest too?
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    There are lots of places to hide here.
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    I just need to escape and meet up
    with Luffy and the others!
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    He seemed like a swordfighter,
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    so if I stay hidden and get
    further away, I can escape!
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    He's run quite a long way.
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    How foolish, running from salvation...
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    That itself is an attachment
    to life, and an earthly desire...
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    However...!
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    There are no means to survive on
    the sad path to attaining peace...
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    This is the Iron Ordeal,
    with a survival rate of 0%!
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    Another voice disappeared!
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    --Aisa?
    --I can't just sit here! I'm going to find Laki!
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    Hold it!
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    Stop! Don't!
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    Urgh!
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    I said stop!
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    What's your problem?!
    Let go! Let go of me! Let go!
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    This is none of your business!
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    Maybe not, but I can't just
    leave a kid like you to die!
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    I'm a warrior!
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    Yes, yes, okay. Kid warrior.
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    Your glares don't scare me.
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    Umm, are you all right?
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    Just fine!
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    Here! There's no use struggling! Get on!
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    Urgh! No! Let go! I'm gonna
    save everyone! Let go!
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    Knock it off or I'll slug you!
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    And no crying!
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    Even two of our crew
    have already been done in!
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    I can't leave you alone!
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    Now hurry and get on.
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    No way!
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    Whoa, that scared me! What's with this cave?!
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    First there's an earthquake,
    then a flood of sea clouds...
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    I almost drowned there!
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    Stupid thing! Open up!
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    Why is it so huge?!
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    Darn you! Where's the exit?!
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    Gum-Gum Gatling!
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    Nami-san! That leads into the forest!
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    Nami-san!
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    What do we do? They went into the forest...
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    Damn it!
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    You're tough!
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    What's that?!
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    --Who's that?!
    --S-Something's coming!
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    Shoo! Go that way!
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    It's the Lord of the Sky!
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    Was that... Aisa?!
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    We're... inside the forest...!
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    Hey! Let me down! Are you listening to me?!
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    You stupid bird! I oughta chop you up!
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    Huh?
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    T-The giant snake! Hey!
    Fly higher! Or we'll get eaten!
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    Hurry it up! Hey!
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    It's still coming after us!
    It seems irritable for some reason...!
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    Why, you little...!
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    God's Shrine is at the top of this Giant Jack!
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    And Eneru is there!
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    I'm going to bring an end to the
    past 400 years of terrible history!
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    Here he comes.
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    Wyper... Climb that vine any further
    and you'll reach God's Shrine.
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    Who gave you permission to pass?
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    Ohm!
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    There is no longer any point
    in heading for God's Shrine.
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    Gan Fall!
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    What are you doing here?!
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    Still attached to the position of God?!
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    No, but I've yet to finish taking responsibility.
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    I've just come from God's Shrine up above.
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    A tragedy... It was utterly destroyed...
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    Naturally, Eneru was nowhere to be found.
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    Perhaps it means he no
    longer has any need for it...
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    It appears that their six years
    of hard labor is nearing its end.
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    I thought I would come to bid you farewell.
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    Just what is it you people seek, Ohm?!
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    Eneru isn't in God's Shrine, you say?!
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    One of Straw Hat's friends?!
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    That took its toll...! That bird's gonna pay!
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    It's you!
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    What is this place?
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    Ruins?
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    Looks like we got us some
    ferocious ones here...
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    Hey, hand over the gold!
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    Oh, my. How sad...
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    ...given that none can
    escape from my Iron Ordeal...
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    If you're going to get in my way,
    I'll eliminate you all!
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    Tell me where Eneru and the Divine Squad are!
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    What's going on with this cave?!
[21:36] ---
    Well, I'm sure you gentlemen
    have all sorts of things to say,
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    but if you want to make yourselves heard...
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    ...you'll need to survive here first!
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    Racing full speed ahead as always
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    A to Z, we run through it
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    We all have worries and fall many times
[22:05] ---
    But we just need to rise to the top someday
[22:09] ---
    What could be beyond the sea
    in which the morning sun rises?
[22:17] ---
    Let's go little by little toward
    the brilliantly shining sun
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    I never treat you "bad"
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    How many times did we fall?
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    It's all right, we're definitely
    pointing at tomorrow now
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    Smile! Come back to you, friends
[22:43] ---
    Come back to you, friends
    Come back to you, friends
[22:47] ---
    Come back to you, friends
[22:49] ---
    Come back to you, friends
    Come back to you, friends
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    Come back to you, friends
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    It seems that it's getting a
    little busy in the Upper Ruins...
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    What is it you're after?! Where is Eneru?!
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    The situation in the sky is not
    our concern! Hand over the gold!
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    You're all in my way! You can all... die together!
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    Seriously, where am I?!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Climb Giant Jack!!
    Deadly Combat in the Upper Ruins"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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