E160 - 10 Percent Survival Rate! Satori, the Mantra Master!

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    A world... Yes!
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    A world for you who seek freedom
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    stretches out right before your eyes.
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    If your endless dreams are your guide,
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    surpass them, under the flag of your beliefs!
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    When the summer sun
    sways the sails of my heart
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    It's the cue to open the door to a new world
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    Sailing through the rocky waves of despair
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    We head beyond the horizon
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    "Upper Yard" "Lovely Street"
    "Angel Beach"
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    After a great adventure,
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    Luffy and his crew finally
    reached the sky island of Skypiea.
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    However, Nami's group was taken
    away by "Heaven's Judgment,"
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    and Luffy's group, on their way
    to God's Island to get them,
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    encountered trap after trap...
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Bazooka!
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    Meanwhile, Nami's group,
    which was taken to a sacrificial altar...
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    He has priests on this island too, you know!
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    Anyway, we can't make God angry!
    It's common sense, you know!
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    Sorry, but...
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    ...I've never once prayed to God.
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    And so, Zoro's group left Chopper
    behind and entered the forest...
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    I'm the one in the most danger!
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    "10% Survival Rate! Satori,
    the Mantra Master!"
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    Where is this God, anyway?
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    If he's a god, he might have already
    foreseen our actions long ago.
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    Things'd be a lot faster if he came to us...
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    I'd rather he not show up!
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
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    The god on this island is horrible!
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    Oh, Lord... Please stay nice and peaceful...!
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    Oh! And please let us find some treasure...
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    Is that what you care about?!
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    Anyway, walking along the
    river won't get us anywhere...
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    We should cross and check out the other side.
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    Yes.
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    But how? Use a vine to
    swing across like before?
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    Or do we climb a--
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    Damn! They're here, too?!
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    F-Forget it! I am not crossing this river!
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    We'd pretty much be feeding
    ourselves to the skysharks!
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    But there's no guarantee we can get across
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    even if we keep walking along the river!
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    I said forget it!
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    If you're gonna go,
    then you can go alone, Zoro!
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    If you're that scared, you shouldn't
    have come in the first place!
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    Say... This ground...
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    What about it?
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    It's dirt.
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    Of course it is. It's ground.
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    This is a sky island.
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    You're right. It isn't all fluffy...
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    Eh? Oh, right! Sky islands are
    made out of island cloud...
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    It feels like such a long time
    since I've touched dirt like this...!
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    Why is this island different?
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    In any case, it's certain that
    this is an unusual sky island...
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    Looks like checking into
    it might be worth a lot...
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    A Level 2 Crime, huh?
    Who do you take God for?!
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    Choose an ordeal... We shall
    present it with our own hands...
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    Sin is living in ignorance.
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    The means to attaining peace
    do not lead into Heaven...
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    "Swamp Ordeal"
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    Swamp!
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    "Iron Ordeal"
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    Iron!
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    "String Ordeal"
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    String!
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    "Ball Ordeal"
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    Ball!
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    Choose an ordeal!
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    So, what do we do?
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    Alright! Let's go with "Ball"!
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    --Why's that, Luffy?!
    --It sounds fun!
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    That's your reason?! These are ordeals!
    They're not gonna be fun!
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    No, but I agree with "Ball."
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    It's the only one that
    doesn't sound too violent...
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    I mean, "swamp" makes me think of...
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    I'm sinking! Someone!
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    I get the feeling that once you sink,
    there's no coming back up...
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    Then what about "Iron"?
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    They're gonna hit us!
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    Denied! That sounds totally bad!
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    Then what about "String"?
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    It sounds easy, and not
    too bad at all, but...
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    High up!
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    N-No! Its easy sound
    makes it seem suspicious!
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    "Ball Ordeal"
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    A huge ball!
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    Squish!
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    It sounds round and soft, but it's
    the most likely to be a trick!
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    We really need to think this over!
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    There's no time to be wishy-washy!
    We're already there, anyway!
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    Let's go with "Ball"!
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    A-Alright! Guess I'll go with
    Luffy's hunch on this one!
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    Then it's decided.
    But don't let your guard down.
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    We're on God's Island,
    10,000 meters up in the air!
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    Anything could happen here!
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    Let's go! Ball!
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    Hey, now! Don't shut your eyes, driver!
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    Even when they're open, it's pitch black!
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    Say, there's other stuff like this, right?
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    --Like what?
    --You know how there were four entrances?
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    Maybe one of them was the right one,
    and the others were wrong?!
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    Eh?! What?! Don't say that now!
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    What happens if we chose the wrong one?!
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    If it's the wrong one... Hmm...
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    Maybe we'll fall off the sky island?
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    Don't be stupid! We can't fall off!
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    It's 10,000 meters to the Blue Sea, you know!
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    You could reflect on your life
    multiple times on your way down!
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    Even falling has it limits!
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    Quit bein' idiots!
    That's obviously not gonna happen--
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    No! You gotta be kidding me!
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    We're alive...
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    I seriously thought we were
    gonna fall 10,000 meters...
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    It's all because you said
    misleading stuff, Luffy!
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    That was scary! I thought I was gonna die!
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    Still, what is this place?
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    They're balls...
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    They're small "island cloud" balls...
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    Awesome! It's like big snow!
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    What a weird place! It's so neat!
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    The Milky Road leads above the trees...
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    But what part of this is an ordeal?
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    Who knows?
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    It'd be great if there's nothing at all,
    but I doubt that's the case...
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    Maybe we got the right entrance?!
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    I bet if we chose the wrong one,
    we'd be in trouble right about now!
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    --Y-Yeah! You might be right!
    --Right?!
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    Idiots, don't let your guard down!
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    Would you really let criminals get
    off free?! Give things some thought!
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    There might be traps like earlier...
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    Stay sharp!
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    Let's just keep moving...
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    I'm thirsty! Let's have some tea!
[10:33] ---
    Huh? Yes, let's! Open up
    the rice crackers in your bag!
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    Ooh, good idea!
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    You guys!
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    --C'mon, just one rice cracker!
    --Yeah! Let's eat, let's eat!
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    No! Listen! I'm gonna keep steering.
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    You guys keep watch on both sides!
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    It took us really high up at some point...!
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    But it's strange...
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    There are four priests, so I assumed
    each entrance led to one...
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    ...but I guess not.
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    Hey! Usopp! Pass!
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    Okay! I got it! Pass!
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    I told you to keep watch!
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    A snake!
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    You jerk! Get outta here!
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    That was a shock! Why...?!
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    Sanji! Look out! A cloud!
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    Kick it far away!
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    Dammit! Are all these
    floating things snake eggs?!
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    This isn't good...
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    What's the deal with these balls?!
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    There's no telling what will come out!
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    These clouds are called "surprise clouds"!
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    Surprise clouds?!
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    --Heso!
    --Who're you?!
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    Thank you for choosing my "Ball Ordeal"!
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    "Skypiea Priest
    Satori of the Forest"
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    Who is this dumpling freak?
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    Don't tell me he's a priest?!
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    You're the ball ordeal?! A ball?!
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    Quit dancin'! Who the hell are you?!
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    Wow, he seems dumber than I expected...
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    Didn't Nami and the old guy
    say they were really strong?
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    Hey! Dumpling!
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    Nami-san and the others are safe, I hope?!
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    Do you mean the sacrifices?
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    If so, I wouldn't know. Even if they're
    left alone, they're going to die!
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    Even if they manage to escape,
    they're still going to die!
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    --Say what?!
    --You should worry about yourselves.
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    Just so you know, you'll of course
    need to beat me to continue ahead!
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    Okay! Here he comes, Luffy! Get 'im!
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    Alright! I'll shoot him down!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Oh, you're going to stretch?
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    ...Pistol!
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    --No way!
    --Luffy!
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    Luffy?! Hey! You're alright, right?!
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    Regular hits don't work on you!
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    Hit?
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    It is a bit different from a hit!
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    I'll show you different!
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    An upper kick with the right foot...
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    Collier--! What?!
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    Only the well-trained are
    given the power of "Mantra"!
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    Impossible! He predicted my movements?!
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    Sanji!
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    It is different from a hit!
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    Impact!
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    The shock destroys the body from the inside!
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    D-Dammit! Sanji! Usopp!
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    Yeah, I'm alright... But
    what the hell was that?!
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    No idea at all...! He's mysterious!
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    My name is Satori!
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    I am one of the priests of
    the almighty God Eneru!
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    I own the Vearth in this Illusion Forest!
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    Illusion Forest?
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    Yes!
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    This forest!
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    And...
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    ...your boat will be lost in its illusions!
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    The boat is taking off!
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    Your boat will now speed along
    this forest's Milky Road at random
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    and eventually leave through
    this forest's only exit!
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    I'm sure you realize it,
    but losing a dial boat
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    is the same as losing your
    way to the sacrificial altar.
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    So you must find and board
    the boat before that happens.
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    Of course, these countless surprise
    clouds and I will not allow that.
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    Welcome to the sacred ground of Upper Yard!
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    This is the Illusion Forest Ball Ordeal,
    with a 10% survival rate!
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    10% survival rate?!
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    Zoro! Nami! Robin!
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    Don't leave me all alone! Please come back!
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    Who'll save me if I'm suddenly attacked now?!
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    This is all because Luffy wanted
    to go to the sky island...
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    I'm sure Luffy and the others
    are headed here in search of us.
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    Oh, yeah! Luffy and the others are coming!
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    Oh! Then I just need to endure it until then!
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    I just need to play it safe and
    wait for Luffy and the others!
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    In the meantime, I'll fix the ship!
    Zoro did ask me to!
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    Alright!
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    When Luffy and the others find out
    I'm handling the ship fine alone...
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    The hammer!
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    I-I have to go get it...
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    But...
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    You'd better hurry before the boat
    goes deeper into the Illusion Forest!
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    Hey! We gotta go after the boat
    before we lose sight of it!
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    If we lose it in this forest,
    finding it again'll be tough!
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    Wait, Usopp! The same is
    true if we get separated!
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    Luffy! What about you?!
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    You guys stop the boat!
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    I'm gonna take care of the ball guy!
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    In your dreams! I'm filled
    with good fortune and pride!
[19:15] ---
    I guess we do need someone
    to stop that potbelly freak!
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    Don't do anything reckless!
    He's got some weird powers!
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    --We'll come back once we stop the boat!
    --Right!
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    Hold it right there, Ball!
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    Grabs a branch...
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    Gum-Gum...
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    The same as before.
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    ...Pistol!
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    What's wrong? I thought you
    were going to take care of me?
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    I said I will... and I will!
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    I won't miss this time! Gum-Gum...
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    A fake punch, followed by a kick...
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    ...Whip!
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    Again!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Where is it?! Where'd the Crow go?!
    We gotta catch the boat, quick!
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    Dammit! Can't see from down here!
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    Alright!
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    Watch yourself, Luffy!
    These priests are no ordinary people!
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    Let's find the boat ASAP
    and get the hell outta here!
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    U-Urgh... I-I'm stuck...!
[21:47] ---
    How stubborn.
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    Even if we're far apart
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    I don't want you to forget
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    That on those days when
    you're brought to tears
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    You have a friend here to share the pain
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    That far-off feeling we refuse to concede
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    I won't let it just be a dream
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    The eternal brilliance that
    everyone is searching for
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    We will surely embrace it with our own hands
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    Crap! At this rate, we're
    gonna lose the boat!
[23:12] ---
    What are these surprise
    clouds and this ball guy?!
[23:15] ---
    Sky fights are strange!
[23:17] ---
    This is no time for crappy ordeals!
[23:19] ---
    We gotta save Nami-san and Robin-chan!
[23:21] ---
    Zoro! Nami! Robin!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "The Ordeal of Spheres!
    Desperate Struggle in the Lost Forest"
[23:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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