E767 - A Volatile Situation! The Dog and the Cat and the Samurai!

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    kono sekai no hate nante
    kono me de mita wake janai
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    I've never seen the end of
    the world with my own eyes
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    dakara tabidatsun da kimi to, we can!
[00:21] ---
    That's why I start a
    journey with you, we can!
[00:38] ---
    umi kara umi wo mata ni kakete
[00:38] ---
    Traveling from sea to sea
[00:44] ---
    hitotsunagi no takara sagashi ni
[00:44] ---
    In search of the one-piece treasure
[00:49] ---
    sonna no yumemonogatari dato
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    Despite the fact that
    everyone laughs and says
[00:54] ---
    daremo ga waratteiru kedo
[00:54] ---
    that it's just a fantasy
[00:57] ---
    mune no takaburi dake ga rashinban
[00:57] ---
    A rush of excitement is our only compass
[01:05] ---
    shittakaburi shitero yo
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    Just keep pretending you know everything
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    kyoukasho nante sa guidebook
[01:09] ---
    Textbooks are just guidebooks
[01:16] ---
    ame mo namida mo itsuka wa yamu
[01:16] ---
    Both the rain and our
    tears will eventually stop
[01:18] ---
    kao wo agero ikari wo agero
[01:18] ---
    Hold up your head, pull up anchor
[01:21] ---
    kokoro no arashi ga sugita nara
[01:21] ---
    Once the storm in your heart subsides
[01:24] ---
    kajitore saa kachitore
[01:24] ---
    Take the helm, now, win a victory
[01:26] ---
    ashita no kaze ga fuku koro niwa
[01:26] ---
    By the time tomorrow's wind blows
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    harebare ho wo hare mune wo hare
[01:29] ---
    Get refreshed, spread sail, chest out
[01:32] ---
    dareka ni aitakunarun da
[01:32] ---
    It makes me long to see someone
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    souzou tsukanai koto bakari daro
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    There are tons of unimaginable truth
[01:42] ---
    miteminufuri suruna yo
[01:42] ---
    Don't turn a blind eye
[01:46] ---
    joushiki nante sa tasuuketsu
[01:46] ---
    Common sense is just the mind of the masses
[01:54] ---
    kono sekai no hate nante
    kono me de mita wake janai
[01:54] ---
    I've never seen the end of
    the world with my own eyes
[02:00] ---
    dakara ikou ze amano jack senchou
[02:00] ---
    That's why we've got to go,
    Captain Live-By-My-Own-Rules
[02:05] ---
    dekiyashinai koto tte nani?
    mada nani mo hajimatte nai
[02:05] ---
    Who says it's impossible?
    Nothing has started yet
[02:11] ---
    subete shiritain da ima, yes, we can!
[02:11] ---
    I want to know everything now, yes, we can!
[02:16] ---
    Yes, we can! You can!
[02:16] ---
    Yes, we can! You can!
[02:19] ---
    kono shunkan
[02:19] ---
    This moment
[02:22] ---
    We can! I can!
[02:22] ---
    We can! I can!
[02:24] ---
    kono kaikan
[02:24] ---
    This great feeling
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    ima ima, yes, we can!
[02:27] ---
    Now, now, yes, we can!
[02:40] ---
    Yes, we can!
[02:40] ---
    Yes, we can!
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    The goal is the last island - Raftel
[02:50] ---
    and the Great Treasure of One Piece!
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    However, no one has ever reached
    the legendary island...
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    ...except for Gold Roger,
    King of the Pirates.
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    It is the Great Pirate Era.
[03:06] ---
    While the monsters of the New World
    fight each other fiercely,
[03:10] ---
    the Straw Hat Pirates are
    in the center of the storm!
[03:16] ---
    Their captain is a rubber man
    who ate the Gum-Gum Fruit.
[03:19] ---
    Monkey D. Luffy!
[03:22] ---
    Zoro!
[03:23] ---
    Nami!
[03:24] ---
    Usopp!
[03:26] ---
    Sanji!
[03:27] ---
    Chopper!
[03:28] ---
    Robin!
[03:29] ---
    Franky!
[03:31] ---
    Brook!
[03:32] ---
    This tight-knit group of nine pirates...
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    ...are making their way through the vast sea
    with their sights set on the One Piece!
[03:40] ---
    I'm gonna become the King of the Pirates!
[03:48] ---
    Luffy and the others arrived at Zou,
[03:50] ---
    an island where their new
    adventure will take place.
[03:52] ---
    This enormous island,
    which is as high as the clouds, is,
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    as its name suggests, a zou (elephant)
    that has been alive for a millennium.
[04:02] ---
    Oh no-saru! Samurai are here-saru!
[04:05] ---
    I gotta let them know as soon as possible!
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    Samurai are here-saru!
[04:16] ---**
    "A Volatile Situation!
    The Dog and the Cat and the Samurai!"*
[04:28] ---
    No! I fell asleep!
[04:31] ---
    Hey, both of you, wake up!
[04:34] ---
    Wake up!
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    We have a problem!
    Kin'emon and Kanjuro must've arrived already!
[04:40] ---
    What?!
[04:43] ---
    Is it morning already?!
[04:44] ---
    --Look.
    --That drawing is...
[04:49] ---
    Ryunosuke.
[04:50] ---
    No! The one next to it!
[04:52] ---
    It's a new drawing by Kanjuro!
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    --When did it appear?!
    --While we were sleeping!
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    What kind of a pathetic animal is this?
[05:04] ---
    I don't know for sure but
    I think it's a tiger.
[05:08] ---
    A tiger?!
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    Who cares?!
[05:13] ---
    If they meet the Minks and say
    they're looking for Raizo,
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    it's gonna be messy!
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    Right! Because of some samurai
    named Raizo who isn't even here,
[05:23] ---
    the Mokomo Dukedom was destroyed!
[05:26] ---
    Anyway, we have to stop those two!
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    --Yeah!
    --Let's go!
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    Hurry up-saru! Hurry up-saru!
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    This is serious-saru! This is serious-saru!
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    Samurai-saru!
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    Samurai are here-saru!
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    Bariete's ringing the bell!
[06:06] ---
    Samurai-saru!
    Samurai are here-saru!
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    Move! Get out of my way!
[06:24] ---
    Out of my way!
[06:31] ---
    Shishilian.
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    Let's go to the city!
    Tell everyone who is capable to follow me!
[06:38] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:40] ---
    Duke-sama! Your Warney is ready!
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    Listen, everyone!
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    Do as you've been told!
[07:02] ---
    Shishilian-dono, what have we been told?!
[07:04] ---
    We haven't been told anything!
[07:06] ---
    All able-bodied people in the fortress,
    go into action!
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    Follow Duke-sama along with me, Shishilian!
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    Of course, at full speed!
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    Let's go!
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    Yeah!
[08:00] ---
    --Master!
    --Pedro!
[08:09] ---
    This is an extremely serious matter!
    Don't fall behind!
[08:14] ---
    Yeah!
[08:23] ---
    Samurai! Two samurai appeared!
[08:28] ---
    Follow Master!
[08:31] ---
    Luffy, wake up!
[08:35] ---
    Wake up!
[08:38] ---
    Yeah, I can eat more!
[08:43] ---
    Hey, Luffy!
    You're still half sleep! Just wake up!
[08:56] ---
    By the way, that bell is very noisy.
    It's been ringing constantly.
[09:01] ---
    Isn't it a bell to tell
    everyone they have a visitor?
[09:05] ---
    They must be welcoming us!
[09:08] ---
    That's certainly possible!
[09:17] ---
    But Law-dono was saying that...
[09:21] ---
    ...the inhabitants of Zou who don't like humans
    are actually the Mink Tribe.
[09:25] ---
    Yes, is that what people are saying?
    I can't understand why.
[09:32] ---
    If that's what people
    are saying these days...
[09:36] ---
    Who is it?!
[09:45] ---
    Father! Kanjuro!
[09:49] ---
    Momonosuke!
[09:54] ---
    Kanjuro! So you're all right!
[09:58] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry to make you worry.
[10:01] ---
    I'm relieved!
[10:09] ---
    Now, why are you here alone?
    Where are Luffy-dono and everybody?
[10:14] ---
    Actually, I haven't been at ease
    since we came to this country
[10:20] ---
    so I've been sleeping in a room by myself.
[10:22] ---
    --Oh no!
    --You poor thing.
[10:25] ---
    And when I woke up, nobody was there
    so I came looking for someone.
[10:31] ---
    I see. Then come with us.
[10:35] ---
    I guess they're assembling to welcome us!
[10:40] ---
    There's no mistake!
[10:42] ---
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
    Why should I be running this early in the morning?!
[10:47] ---
    I told you! Kin'emon and...
    What was his name?!
[10:50] ---
    Kanjuro!
[10:51] ---
    Yes! Those two arrived!
[10:54] ---
    They say two samurai appeared
    and the whole country is in a great uproar!
[10:59] ---
    Master Cat Viper headed for the city
    leading the Guardians!
[11:03] ---
    Another welcome banquet?!
    I wouldn't mind having one for two consecutive days!
[11:07] ---
    No, they've got a score to settle!
[11:11] ---
    Of course, they do!
[11:13] ---
    They were wrongly accused of hiding a samurai
    and almost died!
[12:05] ---
    Where are they?!
[12:07] ---
    We'll find them right away!
[12:09] ---
    People across the country
    keep rolling into the city...
[12:19] ---
    Pedro! Can you see them?!
[12:26] ---
    What's wrong?!
[12:29] ---
    This is no good.
[12:36] ---
    Can't you find the samurai yet?!
[12:39] ---
    We're on the hunt now!
[12:40] ---
    --Find them as soon as possible!
    --Yes, sir!
[12:43] ---
    Master, please pull back!
[12:46] ---
    --Pull back?!
    --Hurry up!
[12:49] ---
    Humph! What are you talking about?!
[12:56] ---
    What?! Duke Dogstorm!
[13:01] ---
    I'll pretend I didn't see him.
[13:09] ---
    Please. Just keep going.
[13:37] ---
    Oh...
[13:39] ---
    Oh no! The two ran into each other!
[13:43] ---
    You-gara...
[14:04] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[14:12] ---
    --Master!
    --Duke-sama!
[14:16] ---
    Please don't do it, Master!
[14:20] ---
    Duke-sama! Please calm down!
[14:38] ---
    Is it a fight?
[14:48] ---
    That's...
[15:09] ---
    That's...
[15:17] ---
    What are you doing?!
[15:20] ---
    Man! That was...
[15:22] ---
    ...Really close!
[15:25] ---
    You three, take my advice
    and go back to the Sunny now!
[15:31] ---
    Oh, they're fighting!
[15:33] ---
    Boy! If you go out there now,
    it'd be like pouring gasoline on a fire!
[15:40] ---
    How many years has it been, cat monster?
    You've become even more monstrous.
[15:47] ---
    What about you-gara?
    You've lost one of your legs.
[15:54] ---
    --What should we do?!
    --Somebody, please stop them!
[16:00] ---
    Where is Raizo?!
[16:02] ---
    Give us Raizo!
[16:05] ---
    I know Raizo is in this country!
[16:08] ---
    We don't have such a person here!
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[16:11] ---
    Search through the country as you please!
    We don't have a samurai...
[16:20] ---
    I wonder if you'll say goodbye to this leg first,
    or tell us where the samurai is.
[16:30] ---
    Let's try it, "Dog King."
[16:43] ---
    Then, there is no way
    for me to save this leg.
[16:57] ---
    You-gara got your hand chopped off.
    You can't fight anymore.
[17:02] ---
    The most you can do is eat lasagna.
[17:06] ---
    Say it! Where's the samurai?!
[17:10] ---
    How can I tell you the whereabouts
    of someone who isn't here?!
[17:12] ---
    A person from the Land of
    Wano has no business here!
[17:16] ---
    Then, we have no choice but...
[17:18] ---
    ...to kill these guys one by one.
[17:22] ---
    All you can do is use poison gas
    and attack the weakened men!
[17:26] ---
    You cowards!
[17:30] ---
    Oh no! This guy's trying to break the chains!
[17:34] ---
    Is the gas really working?!
    Immobilize his arms!
[17:37] ---
    Yeah, you'd better do that!
[17:41] ---
    If you have time to harm my people,
    point your spear at me!
[17:46] ---
    No... Master!
[17:48] ---
    I'll take all of those crappy spears myself!
[17:54] ---
    Master!
[18:02] ---
    It's a shame that
    you-gara have only lost one of your legs!
[18:07] ---
    I wouldn't mind if you were dead.
[18:11] ---
    One king is enough for the country!
[18:13] ---
    Please stop, both of you!
[18:16] ---
    Then let's send one of us to kingdom come!
[18:22] ---
    You-gara must die!
[18:27] ---
    A dog and a cat?!
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    Hey!
[18:39] ---
    I heard about it before
    but they're really strong!
[18:44] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:47] ---
    Stop fighting!
[18:51] ---
    Hey, you idiot! What are you doing?!
[19:00] ---
    That's...
[19:03] ---
    ...a samurai!
[19:10] ---
    See?! They found you!
[19:12] ---
    Run, Kin'emon! They're gonna kill you!
[19:16] ---
    --Momo-chan!
    --Hey, let go of me! Please!
[19:21] ---
    What are you gonna do?!
[19:23] ---
    Momo, stay away!
[19:24] ---
    Kanjuro! Why did you guys come out?!
[19:28] ---
    Run! Now!
[19:37] ---
    Cat Viper! Dogstorm! Wait a minute!
[19:40] ---
    They really mean no harm!
[19:46] ---
    People from the country of Zou!
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    I'm a retainer of the Kozuki Clan from
    the Land of Wano, named Kin'emon!
[19:55] ---
    I'm here to look for my comrade
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    named Raizo who is a warrior
    from the same country!
[19:59] ---
    Has he been here?!
[20:02] ---
    Well, this country was destroyed
    because he wasn't here!
[20:05] ---
    Luffy!
[20:07] ---
    Yeah!
[20:09] ---
    --It's not looking good.
    --Shoot! Should we fight?!
[20:54] ---
    We've been expecting you.
[20:58] ---
    I don't know Raizo! I swear to god!
[21:06] ---
    If the man you're talking about is here,
    you can take my life!
[21:15] ---
    Raizo-dono is...
[21:18] ---
    ...safe!
[21:59] ---
    Oh, he's safe! I'm relieved!
[22:10] ---
    Whoa, wait a minute!
[22:12] ---
    Hey, was Raizo here all this time?!
[22:15] ---
    Did you all know?!
[22:27] ---
    Y-Y-Y...
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    You all almost died!
[22:34] ---
    The millennium-old city was ruined!
[22:52] ---
    I'm sorry that we kept it a secret
    from you-gara guys too.
[22:56] ---
    The Land of Wano's Kozuki Clan
    and we have been like a family since way back.
[23:05] ---
    No matter what will be ruined,
    we'd never sell out our friends!
[23:24] ---
    A mysterious shadow in the dark night,
    which runs with a rhythm!
[23:28] ---
    He sneakily throws an 8-pointed shuriken,
[23:30] ---
    *and his mutable short
    sword will cut down evil!
[23:34] ---
    With these dreams of being a
    ninja which all boys share,
[23:38] ---
    *Raizo the ninja finally shows himself!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:42] ---
    "The Third One! Raizo of the
    Mist, the Ninja, Appears!"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates!
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