E280 - The Ways of Men! Zoro's Techniques, Usopp's Dream!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the Grand Line
    in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    The drawbridge is coming down!
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    Looks like they pulled through. Good timing.
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    I-I'm trembling with anticipation!
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    Robin!
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    We're gonna rescue you for sure!
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    Lower that bridge already.
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    He looks evil.
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    I hear you're a bad guy.
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    Are you still here?
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    Being stuck out here for all to see...
    Are you really strong at all?!
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    Mind your own business!
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    Seriously... just because I teamed
    up with Luffy, I've come this far.
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    "The Ways of Men!
    Zoro's Techniques, Usopp's Dream"
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    You're still as weak as ever, Zoro!
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    I promised her...
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    I can't afford to die in a place like this!
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    You again? You sure have lots of free time.
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    I'll untie you, so join my crew!
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    Say what?!
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    I'm looking for people to join my pirate crew.
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    Forget it! Me, stooping to a
    criminal's level?! Screw that!
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    What's wrong with being a pirate?!
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    Pirates are despicable! As if I'd wanna be one!
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    Oh, come on! You're already
    known as an evil bounty hunter!
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    People can say whatever they want,
    but I ain't done anything I regret.
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    I will live through this
    and accomplish what I want!
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    Yeah?
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    But I've decided you're gonna join me!
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    Quit deciding on your own!
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    I hear you use swords.
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    Yeah. But that stupid son took my stuff...
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    --I'll go get it back for you!
    --What?!
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    So if you want your sword, join my crew!
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    You're really getting on my nerves!
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    Is he planning to bust into the base by himself?!
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    After him! Don't let him escape!
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    Captain! There's someone
    in the crucifixion yard!
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    What?!
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    It's one traitor after the other...
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    Please escape, Zoro-san!
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    You'll be killed for doing that, you know!
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    I can't stand to watch
    the Navy like this anymore.
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    I want to be an honorable marine!
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    Stop! I can't escape! I only got ten days until--
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    You're going to be executed tomorrow!
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    What?!
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    Helmeppo never once intended
    to honor your agreement!
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    So Luffy-san got angry and punched him!
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    He did?
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    The Navy is after Luffy-san now.
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    I won't ask you to be a pirate.
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    But please, help Luffy-san!
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    Luffy-san is the only one who can save you.
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    And I think you're also the only
    one who can save Luffy-san now.
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    End of the line!
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    This is some interesting
    stuff you guys've pulled!
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    Were you two and that straw hat kid
    plannin' a coup or something?!
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    I've always fought alone.
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    Unlike arrogant bastards like you
    who use soldiers as cronies!
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    Roronoa Zoro...
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    Don't you dare underestimate me!
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    You may be strong, but before my
    authority, you're as good as scum!
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    Aim!
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    I...
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    ...can't afford to die here!
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    You're still as weak as ever, Zoro!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Rocket!
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    Fire!
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    --What are you--?!
    --Luffy-san!
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    Straw Hat?!
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    That doesn't work!
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    I told you I was strong!
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    W-Who the hell are you?!
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    I'm Monkey D. Luffy!
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    The man who's gonna be King of the Pirates!
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    The King of the Pirates?!
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    Do you even know what that means?!
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    King of the Pirates is King of the Pirates!
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    Are there any other meanings?
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    I was shocked, too! But Luffy-san
    is serious! That's how he is!
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    He intends to become the King of the Pirates
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    and obtain this world's
    ultimate treasure... the One Piece!
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    Here's your treasure!
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    Which is yours? I couldn't tell,
    so I brought three of 'em.
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    All three are mine. I use the Three-Sword Style.
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    You'll take 'em, right?
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    If we fight together now, you'll be
    a government-defying villain!
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    Would you prefer that, or being
    killed by the Navy like this?
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    What are you, the devil's son?!
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    Well, whatever. I'll be your pirate,
    if I'm just gonna die here instead!
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    Hurray! So you'll join my crew?!
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    Alright! Woo-hoo! This is great! Alright!
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    Okay! Now untie these stupid ropes already!
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    What... is he?
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    He flung the bullets back!
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    He's no ordinary human, that Straw Hat...
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    Must've eaten one of
    those rumored Devil Fruits!
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    A Devil Fruit?!
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    Hurry! Hurry!
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    Damn! These knots are tight!
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    Hey! Quit wastin' time!
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    No matter who they are, everyone
    who opposes me gets executed!
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    If guns won't work, then chop them to death!
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    Huh, that's weird! It got tighter instead!
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    Give me a damn sword!
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    Luffy-san!
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    Roronoa Zoro!
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    So cool!
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    Move and you're dead.
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    Too scary!
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    I'll be a pirate. I promise you that.
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    I'm officially a criminal,
    now that I've fought the Navy.
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    But I'll tell you this right now.
    I'm only going to fulfill my ambition!
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    Ambition?
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    To be the world's greatest swordsman!
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    If I wind up having to give that up,
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    you'd better accept responsibility
    and apologize to me!
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    The world's greatest swordsman?
    That sounds great!
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    The King of the Pirates would
    need no less than that on his crew!
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    You sure talk big.
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    At this point, whether it's
    as a criminal or whatever else,
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    I will spread my name throughout the world!
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    What're you standing around for?!
    Slaughter them this instant!
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    Duck, Zoro!
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    Gum-Gum Whip!
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    Y-You did it! Incredible!
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    What the hell are you?
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    I ate the Gum-Gum Fruit.
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    Gum-Gum Fruit?
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    A rubber person!
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    So he does have Devil Fruit powers!
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    Captain! We don't stand a chance against them!
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    These guys are crazy!
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    We can't even handle Zoro by himself!
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    This is a direct order!
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    Everyone who spouted weakness just now
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    must now shoot themselves in the head!
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    I have no need for weakling soldiers!
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    These troops are mental!
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    Luffy-san!
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    Crush this navy!
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    Rankless, low-status bums have
    no right whatsoever to defy me!
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    I am Navy Captain "Axe-Hand" Morgan!
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    I'm Luffy! Nice to meetcha!
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    Die!
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    T-The captain!
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    R-Runt...
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    Die!
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    No thanks!
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    C-Captain Morgan is...
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    ...being trounced completely...
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    And you call yourself a navy?!
    You've destroyed Coby's dream!
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    Hold it, Straw Hat! Check this out!
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    I said hold it! Are you stupid?!
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    Pay attention! I have a hostage here!
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    Helmeppo-sama!
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    Hey.
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    If you value this guy's life, don't move!
    One move and I'll shoot!
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    Luffy-san! I don't want to get in
    your way! Even if it means dying!
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    Yeah, I know!
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    Give it up, stupid son!
    Coby really is ready to die!
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    Don't move! I told you not to move! I-I'll shoot!
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    Behind you!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    I am Navy Captain "Axe-Hand" Morgan!
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    Dad! Kill him, quick!
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    ...Pistol!
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    Nice!
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    Zoro.
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    My pleasure, Captain.
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    The drawbridge stopped coming down?!
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    How dare they get in our way?! Damn bastards!
[14:05] ---
    Who's doing this?!
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    Do not worry, Robin-kun.
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    I'm just trembling with anticipation!
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    We will... rescue you for sure!
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    There's a whole bunch of bad guys, right?
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    "Scared" is written all over your face.
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    M-Me, scared?! I'm perfectly okay
    with lots of bad guys or whatever!
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    Because I'm Captain Usopp,
    brave warrior of the sea!
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    Dammit! Dammit! This isn't a show!
[14:41] ---
    These are Klahadore's
    pirates we're dealing with!
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    Of course I'm scared! What's wrong with that?!
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    I don't want your sympathy!
    You guys can leave! Leave!
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    We ain't laughing! We're helping
    'cause we think you're honorable!
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    As if we'd risk our lives because of sympathy!
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    Oh... You guys...!
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    Usopp!
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    D-Dammit...
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    I... can't... move...
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    Though, even if you did catch up with Jango,
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    you'd be no match for him anyway.
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    This way is probably safest for you!
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    Even if I am no match...
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    Even if I am no match for him...
    I will protect them!
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    I'm captain of the Usopp Pirates...
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    ...and a brave warrior of the sea!
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    I won't let you lay a finger on the village!
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    --What's with him?
    --He's yellin' somethin'!
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    Check it out, he's cryin'!
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    What's so funny?!
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    Luffy!
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    Me and Usopp are gonna chase
    that hypno-freak! That a problem?!
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    Nope! Hurry!
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    Looks like you're one step too late, Haramaki!
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    I wouldn't say so!
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    Yes! That branch was in the way!
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    What?!
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    Usopp-san...
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    Special Attack: Exploding Star!
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    So you are taking to the ocean, Usopp-san?
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    Yeah. I've decided to get going
    before I start to change my mind.
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    Don't stop me, now.
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    I won't. I could just tell somehow.
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    That's kind of sad, too!
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    The next time I come to this village,
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    I'll tell you adventure stories that
    seem even more lie-like than lies!
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    Okay! I look forward to it!
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    You guys take care, too!
    Let's meet again sometime!
[17:23] ---
    --How come?
    --Huh? How come?
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    Man, you're antisocial...
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    I'm gonna be a pirate too, so we'll
    meet on the high seas eventually!
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    What're you talkin' about? Get on already.
[17:36] ---
    --Eh?!
    --We're friends now, aren't we?
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    I...
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    I get to be captain, right?!
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    Don't be dumb! I'm the captain!
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    Hey, pirates! What're you
    guys wasting time for?!
[18:14] ---
    Wasting time? But the
    bridge is only halfway down.
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    Halfway is good enough!
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    We'll be there in four seconds.
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    Jump with all your might towards the falls!
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    Is that Granny? What does she mean?
[18:30] ---
    I don't know. But she said
    jump towards the falls.
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    The sound of the sea train?
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    Huh? What's the meaning of that smile?
[18:51] ---
    Here we go!
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    I knew it!
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    Nooo!
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    "Straw Hat Theater"
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    "Part 2"
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    "A report on Luffy's eating habits
    before Sanji joined the gang."
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    This is "On-Location Tsubaki," a crooked
    reporter who'll help us on this report.
SIGN    "His favorite words:
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    His favorite words are:
    "I'm so happy that words fail me."
SIGN    "His favorite words: 'I'm so happy that words fail me'"
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    Err... This is On-Location Tsubaki.
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    Luffy, you set sail all by yourself, right?
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    Tell everyone how an idiot like you survived.
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    Sure!
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    I took lots of meat and water that I got
    in the village with me when I set sail.
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    But I ate them all right away.
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    I'm so dumbfounded that words fail me.
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    Well, after that I was starving
    and thirsty. It was really tough.
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    But I was saved by eating mushrooms
    and stuff that someone left in the boat.
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    Hey, the mushrooms just grew
    because of the ample humidity.
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    But then, big fish would sometimes
    jump out of the sea, trying to eat me.
[20:08] ---
    So I beat them up and...
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    Ate them?! You could've died.
[20:12] ---
    It sounds like you were living hand to mouth.
[20:15] ---
    But it was okay! I had confidence in myself!
[20:17] ---
    H-Hey, hey... That's so
    powerful that words fail me.
[20:21] ---
    Err... And then, that stupid
    Zoro became a crew member.
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    I guess I can't expect much from you, either.
[20:28] ---
    You both are idiots. How were
    you able to make it this far?
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    I set sail before he did,
    so I was more experienced.
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    I was used to sailing.
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    Our captain is like this, so I had
    to be the one who got it together.
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    Big fish would sometimes jump out of the sea,
    trying to eat us. So I beat them up and...
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    I've been caught in the chains of
    disappointment and can't move.
[20:50] ---
    In other words, you could've
    starved to death then,
[20:52] ---
    which could've led to the
    end of your adventures, huh?
[20:55] ---
    Yeah. But if we had died, that would mean
    we weren't man enough to make it.
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    H-Hey, hey... That's so manly that words fail me.
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    Okay, then. Come on,
    Nami the gangster woman.
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    Really, I was surprised by their lack
    of planning or any sense of danger.
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    That's why I managed the food
    after we set sail together...
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    ...while being careful about properly preserving
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    cheese, bread, dried meat, etc. and water.
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    They might've died if it wasn't for me.
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    So...
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    ...they owe me.
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    H-Hey, hey... That smile is so
    scheming that words fail me.
[21:32] ---
    Now, we have Usopp the scaredy-cat
    who was next to join the gang.
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    The Straw Hats finally got a bigger ship
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    by obtaining the Going Merry when
    you left your village, didn't you,
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    even though you're all idiots?
[21:41] ---
    That's right. I want them to
    appreciate me for that first.
[21:44] ---
    It wasn't you who gave it to us.
[21:46] ---
    He's right. It was Kaya.
[21:47] ---
    That was because I was good
    friends with Kaya, wasn't it?!
[21:50] ---
    If you wanna fight, do it later.
    Did something change in your life?
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    Oh, yeah! Usopp is good at fishing,
    so we ate quite a bit of fish.
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    But the fish you catch,
    like sauries and sardines, are small.
[22:01] ---
    You dummy! I like seasonal fish
    better than the meat of sea monsters!
[22:05] ---
    We had a kitchen, so I
    cooked for you guys, didn't I?
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    Usopp's got lots of seasonings for some reason.
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    To tell you the truth, Nami's homemade
    food was quite good, but it wasn't free.
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    So we never asked her to cook again.
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    I'm an expensive woman.
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    There are devils everywhere in the world.
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    And now, we finally have a damn filthy
    man who always says "damn, damn."
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    To be honest, I wanna cook just
    for Nami-san. My hobby is Nami-san!
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    Since Sanji joined us,
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    meals have become something
    we really look forward to.
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    If we catch things like birds or fish,
    he'll turn them into really yummy food!
[22:44] ---
    Since he's a pro, he considers
    nutritional balance, too, so that's helpful!
[22:48] ---
    --Mellorine! Mellorine! Love hurricane!
    --I was finally able to focus
    on my job as a navigator.
[22:51] ---
    That's the only redeeming trait
    you have, so you can do your best.
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    What'd you say, you bastard?!
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    Well then, at any rate,
    why don't I try telling everyone
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    how the food you eat
    during your journey tastes?
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    Words fail me...
[23:14] ---
    What a useless reporter!
[23:25] ---
    Robin... It must've been really hard.
[23:28] ---
    But you're not alone anymore.
[23:30] ---
    Just wait, Robin. You've got us.
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    So have faith in us... in Luffy!
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    He'll respond to your feelings without fail.
[23:39] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "A Bond of Friendship Woven
    by Tears! Nami's World Map"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!