E7 - Epic Showdown! Swordsman Zoro Vs. Acrobat Cabaji!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger,
    the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure?
    If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the
    Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Crunch his head for sure this time!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Hammer!
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    Join our crew, Nami! Okay?!
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    How about we team up
    for our common goal?
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    Alright! Fire!
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    "Epic Showdown!
    Swordsman Zoro vs. Acrobat Cabaji!"
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    I'm here to kick your ass,
    just like I promised!
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    Straw Hat?!
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    How dare you just come waltzing
    back here, to Captain Buggy!
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    Listen! All I want is the
    map and the treasure!
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    Yeah, I know.
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    Young'uns... Why are you here?!
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    Stay out of this. You're outsiders!
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    This is my fight! I will protect my town!
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    I don't need your meddling!
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    What the hell?!
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    Why did you attack the mayor?!
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    He was in the way!
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    Good thinking.
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    No doubt this old man
    plans to die otherwise.
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    This is for the best.
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    Don't be crazy!
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    There were plenty of other
    ways you could've done it!
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    Alright, here goes...
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    Big Nose!
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    That's the one thing you shouldn't say!
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    Damn you, you flashy idiot!
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    How dare you...
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    Flashily fire the Buggy Ball!
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    Why'd you say that?! You idiot!
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    Hey, Luffy! Run!
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    That...
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    Time to blow up!
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    ...won't work on me!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Balloon!
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    What is he?!
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    Don't tell me the Buggy Ball...
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    He bounced it back!
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    Say something beforehand, geez!
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    It's coming this way!
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    Alright! Now there's fewer enemies!
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    What the heck are you?!
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    You really know how
    to freak people out...
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    I knew something was weird from
    the time you fought that lion!
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    No human can do that! Explain yourself!
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    What was that balloon-inflatey
    thing you just did?!
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    The Gum-Gum Balloon!
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    I'm asking what that is!
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    What are you, a monster?!
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    How dare you flashily try to do me in...
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    He used his henchmen as shields!
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    What happened here?!
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    You!
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    Heya!
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    The Straw Hat guy!
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    C-C-Captain Buggy! Be careful!
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    He has Devil Fruit powers too!
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    He's a rubber person!
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    What?!
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    Rubber person?!
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    Yeah! See!
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    A Devil Fruit...
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    That explains how he
    bounced a Buggy Ball back.
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    This is the greatest insult we've
    had since we hoisted our flag...
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    ...Captain.
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    Oh, Cabaji! I'm so
    angry I can't even fart...
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    Cabaji! What the hell
    did you do to Richie?!
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    This cat? I used it as a shield,
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    to keep my clothes from getting dirty.
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    Richie!
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    Hey, Richie! Say something!
    Are you all right?!
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    Richie!
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    Damn you, you bastard!
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    Out of the way!
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    No, you move!
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    Captain Buggy.
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    Yes, Cabaji?
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    Please leave this to me.
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    Alright! Show them your acrobat show!
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    I, Acrobat Cabaji, Chief of Staff,
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    take on Captain Buggy's anger!
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    I'll clash swords with you.
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    It's an honor, Roronoa Zoro...
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    To think I would get to slay you,
    as a swordsman myself.
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    Hey, Zoro! You should
    really rest! I'll handle this!
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    Stay out of this!
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    That's the stab wound the
    captain gave him. The fool...
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    Acrobat Technique: Old Man Arsonist!
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    What's wrong? I'm sure I
    didn't kick you that hard...
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    He fights dirty, going
    after his injury like that!
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    Acrobat Technique:
    Murder at the Steam Bath!
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    Acrobat technique, my ass!
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    That's just an ordinary cloud of dust!
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    He did it again!
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    What's wrong? A grown man
    moaning is disgraceful!
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    Well? Now do you see
    how foolish it was...
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    ...to make an enemy
    of the Buggy Pirates?
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    He's crazy to fight while
    so seriously injured!
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    He's hurt so bad it's almost
    mystifying that he's still alive!
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    Why're you just
    standing there watching?!
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    He's gonna get killed!
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    Roronoa Zoro...
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    ...is defeated!
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    Annoying bastard!
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    Is poking my wound...
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    ...that much fun?!
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    Oww!
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    W-Why didn't you dodge that?!
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    Is that enough of a handicap for you?
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    Now I'll show you the difference
    in level between you and me!
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    So cool!
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    So this is Roronoa Zoro, huh?
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    You think you can mock me...
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    My swords aim to be
    the world's greatest!
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    I can't lose even once to anyone
    who calls himself a swordsman!
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    I see...
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    A strong resolve keeps you going.
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    But never fear.
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    Wounds as bad as yours will be
    more than enough of an excuse...
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    ...for losing to me!
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    The hell with that...
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    If I lose to someone like
    you with such light injuries,
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    I won't have much of
    a bright future ahead of me!
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    Why, you--!
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    Do it, Zoro!
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    I can't go along with this!
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    You pirates can injure
    yourselves for all I care!
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    It doesn't matter to me
    whether you guys win or lose!
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    I'm gonna use this chance to swipe
    their treasure and get outta here!
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    Let's team up again if
    we ever get the chance!
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    See ya! Good luck with the fight!
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    Yeah! Thanks!
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    Taste my ultimate acrobatic move!
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    Acrobat Technique:
    The Dance of 100 Kamikaze Tops!
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    Those aren't normal guys,
    that Luffy and Zoro!
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    Nothing good'll come from
    being involved with them!
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    Here we are!
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    Now to steal their treasure
    and chart and get out of here!
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    Acrobat Technique:
    A Hike in the Mountains!
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    Acrobat Technique:
    Fireworks in the Cool Summer Breeze!
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    Whoa, he's high up!
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    Sting of the Unicycle!
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    Ground-hugging Chop-Chop Cannon!
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    Cabaji! I'll hold Zoro
    down! Finish him off!
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    As you wish!
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    Damn you guys!
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    Luffy!
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    D-Damn you!
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    Stay out of Zoro's fight!
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    Wow! Look at all this!
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    And it's all mine!
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    What're you doin' with
    our treasure, now?!
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    Crap! He woke up!
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    By Captain Buggy's orders,
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    anyone who gets near here is to be--
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    Huh? I'm all out?!
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    It hurts!
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    W-What?! What's wrong?
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    My chest suddenly started to hurt...
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    What?! Your chest?!
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    Hah!
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    Yes!
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    The chart of the Grand Line!
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    I can defeat you easily enough,
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    even without my captain's help!
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    Enough... I'm tired...
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    Finally given up, have you?
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    Though I must say, I'm impressed
    you could fight with such injuries.
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    I meant I'm tired...
    of your crappy-ass acrobatics!
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    Then I'll finish you off...
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    ...with my real sword skills!
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    Die!
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    Oni...
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    ...Giri!
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    Cabaji!
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    We, the Buggy Pirates,
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    beaten by mere sneak thieves...
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    We ain't sneak thieves...
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    We're pirates!
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    Luffy! I'm goin' to sleep now!
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    Right! I'll handle the rest!
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    I'd expect no less from the
    notorious Buggy Pirates' treasure...
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    Hauling it is exhausting!
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    But with this much treasure--!
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    Anyways, I gotta get
    off this island ASAP!
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    You guys are pirates?!
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    Yeah! We're going to the Grand Line!
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    That's no simple voyage nameless
    bums like you can handle, dimwit!
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    What're you gonna do in
    the Grand Line, anyway?!
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    Go on a sightseeing trip or something?
[16:14] ---
    Become King of the Pirates!
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    Get real, you flashy idiot!
[16:19] ---
    You, King of the Pirates?!
    Would that make me God, then?!
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates
    and obtain this world's treasures!
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    Quit your dreaming!
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    You're annoying.
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    Just bring it on already!
[16:36] ---
    Seeing that straw hat of yours
    brings back memories of him...
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    ...and irritates me!
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    Memories of that damn
    cheeky red-haired man!
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    Red-haired?!
[16:50] ---
    Red-haired... Does that
    mean you know Shanks?!
[16:54] ---
    Huh? Yeah, but why?
[16:57] ---
    Where is he now?!
[16:58] ---
    Dunno! Maybe I know where
    he is, or maybe I don't!
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    What're you talking about?
    Are you stupid or something?
[17:07] ---
    Not as much as you!
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    I ain't nice enough of a guy to
    just tell you what you wanna know!
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    Then I'll make you tell me!
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    I'll kill you before that ever happens!
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    I doubt rubber can
    bounce back blades...
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    Nope, it can't!
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    Chop-Chop Rice Cracker!
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    Can't move in midair, can you?!
[17:41] ---
    Can too!
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    Oh, quite interesting!
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    You, too!
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    Gum-Gum Pistol!
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    Those are interesting abilities,
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    but they leave you wide open!
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    I'm gonna carve you up!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Chop-Chop Quick Escape!
[18:06] ---
    ...Sickle!
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    Not good enough, Gum-Gum!
[18:21] ---
    Damn, you keep breaking into pieces!
[18:27] ---
    W-What a fight...
    It's almost like I'm dreaming...
[18:32] ---
    H-Hey, you see that?!
[18:35] ---
    You dumbass!
    Keep pretending to be knocked out!
[18:38] ---
    Get caught up in that, and you'd
    never have enough lives to survive!
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    Chop-Chop Cannon!
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    Separate!
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    Well?! Now do you see, runt?!
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    You bastard!
[19:05] ---
    Oh? Was I not supposed to
    scratch your face or something?
[19:11] ---
    How dare you...
[19:12] ---
    How dare you damage this hat!
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
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    This is my treasure!
[19:19] ---
    Whoever damages this
    hat absolutely must pay!
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    Yeah. I swore to the person
    who gave me this straw hat...
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    ...that I'd gather a crew
    and become a pirate!
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    I thought there was nothing
    that could faze him...
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    To think he could get this upset...
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    It would seem that
    hat has a history to it.
[19:47] ---
    That's right!
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    Is it that important of a hat?
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    If so...
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    ...then protect it better!
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    Shanks!
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    Your arm!
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    I'll leave this hat with you.
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    It's dear to me.
[20:35] ---
    Take good care of it!
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    Come bring it back to me someday!
[20:49] ---
    Once you've become a great pirate!
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    That's our promise, Luffy!
[21:05] ---
    How is this old,
    tattered hat a treasure?
[21:10] ---
    Treasure refers to sparkly gold,
    silver, and jewels...
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    ...that display their owner's grandeur!
[21:18] ---
    You call this filthy
    straw hat a treasure?
[21:21] ---
    Cut the crap!
[21:25] ---
    That's the hat Shanks
    and I swore over!
[21:29] ---
    What?!
[21:30] ---
    Meaning this is Shanks' hat?!
[21:33] ---
    No wonder it seemed familiar!
[21:36] ---
    He always wore this by my side!
[21:40] ---
    You and Shanks sailed
    on the same ship?!
[21:43] ---
    Yeah, back when we
    were pirates-in-training.
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    We were comrades.
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    That damn detestable,
    red-haired bastard!
[21:54] ---
    Shanks is a great man!
[21:56] ---
    You, his comrade?!
[21:58] ---
    Don't compare yourself to him!
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    Chop-Chop Quick Escape!
[22:06] ---
    Hi, I'm Buggy!
[22:09] ---
    Never say you and Shanks
    are comrades ever again!
[22:16] ---
    I can say whatever
    I want about Shanks!
[22:23] ---
    Tell me! What happened
    between you and Shanks?
[22:28] ---
    Damn it! How dare you
    tear up my treasure!
[22:34] ---
    Do you wanna know that badly?
[22:37] ---
    He's the one person
    I absolutely can't forgive!
[22:43] ---
    I'll curse him for the rest of my life!
[22:47] ---
    I'll never forgive him!
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    When I was little, I had
    a vision of a treasure map
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    and I always searched
    for that miraculous place
[23:16] ---
    before someone else could
    beat me to it
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    If the world is going to change
[23:37] ---
    before I can even attain my dream
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    then take me to the time
    when I knew nothing
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    so that my memories won't fade
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    Get ready, Buggy!
    I'm gonna kick your ass!
[24:12] ---
    Yeah! Beat him!
[24:14] ---
    You'll pay for damaging the hat
    me and Shanks swore over!
[24:18] ---
    Okay, get going, Luffy!
    Beat him up to protect my treasure!
[24:22] ---
    Huh? That doesn't sound right...
[24:24] ---
    It's basically the same thing!
    Don't sweat it!
[24:27] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[24:28] ---
    "Who is the Victor?
    Devil Fruit Power Showdown!"
[24:31] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!