E116 - Transformed Into Nami! Bon Clay's Rapid-Fire Ballet Kenpo!

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    A world... Yes!
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    A world for you who seek freedom
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    stretches out right before your eyes.
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    If your endless dreams are your guide,
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    surpass them, under the flag of your beliefs!
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    When the summer sun
    sways the sails of my heart
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    It's the cue to open the door to a new world
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    Sailing through the rocky waves of despair
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    We head beyond the horizon
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    "North Block"
    "West Block" "South Block" "East Block"
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    The feelings of those who are in anguish
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    are crushed by a dry cloud of sand.
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    There are those who seek hope,
    and those who cling to hope.
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    Their feelings cross each other,
    uncertain what to do,
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    marking an era of history ending in sadness.
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    As this was happening, at the southeast gate,
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    Usopp and Chopper were taking on
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    the mole-woman, Miss Merry Christmas,
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    and cleanup batter Mr. 4,
    in a life-or-death battle.
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    Calling on their wisdom, Usopp and
    Chopper finally defeated the pair.
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    Meanwhile, Sanji and Mr. 2,
    Bon Clay, were engaged
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    in hand-to-hand combat with each other.
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    Sanji faced impending danger
    from the Copy-Copy Montage
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    put on by Mr. 2, Bon Clay.
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    H-How cute!
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    "Transformed into Nami!
    Bon Clay's Rapid-Fire Ballet Kenpo"
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    You're just what they mean when
    they say, "he's nothing but talk!"
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    You don't even have the
    strength left to get up, do you?
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    Don't think I'm just going to
    lie down and be beaten like this!
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    No matter how much you
    might look like Nami-san,
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    you're still that idiot on the inside.
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    You damn bastard! Don't get too cocky--
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    Damn it! She's so cute!
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    Aah, I must say,
    this country is too hot for me.
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    I just want to take all of my clothes off.
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    I'll help!
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    Ballet Chop!!
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    My eyes!
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    You fool!
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    Kick Pointe!!
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    You're nothing but talk, are you?!
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    You bastard...!
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    Mess with me, will you?!
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    Mascara Boomerang!!
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    I'll see you in hell!
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    Oh, don't kick me.
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    Have to catch my mascara, okay?
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    Playing with you is fun, but I can't
    dawdle around too long, you know?
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    It's my duty to kill the princess, after all.
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    I'm going to hurry up and finish this now.
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    Ha! Twirl, twirl, I'm twirling around!
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    What?! Blow up the royal palace?!
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    Yeah. Orders have come down
    to blow up the royal palace.
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    We're going to blow up the royal palace!
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    They can't be serious.
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    The palace has a 4,000-year history.
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    What can I say...
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    ...about this situation we are in?
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    It's okay, I understand.
    There was nothing you could do,
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    except to intercept the rebel army.
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    Igaram aside, you've done well
    in suppressing the uprising
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    for over two years. But I was not wrong.
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    I met some true friends,
    who are going to save Alabasta.
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    You guys go on ahead!
    I can handle this myself!
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    Make sure you deliver Vivi back
    to her home! Make sure, now!
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    Listen to me, Vivi. He will
    keep Crocodile under control.
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    The moment that the
    rebel army started running,
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    the time limit on this land was set.
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    Once the royal army
    and the rebel army meet,
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    this land will be gone.
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    If you are the one and only
    hope for preventing that,
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    then you have to survive, no matter what.
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    No matter what might happen
    to any of us here, from now on!
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    All of you, who are willing
    even to give your lives,
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    how are you faring now?
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    Vivi-sama...
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    Over the two years that
    I have not seen you,
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    you have become quite beautiful.
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    Once we have seen this war through,
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    I would sure like to hold a
    grand banquet for those pirates.
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    Chaka...
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    Gimme food.
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    After I kick Crocodile's ass,
    gimme so much food I might die!
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    Yes. I believe in you.
    Luffy-san, you are all right.
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    I'm sure that you must
    have defeated Crocodile.
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    Chaka-sama!
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    What is it?
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    Is it true that you are going
    to blow up the royal castle?!
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    The soldiers are getting explosives ready!
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    There must be some mistake!
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    I am the one who gave the order.
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    Vivi-sama!
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    Please use as much explosive as there is.
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    In order to stop the senseless fighting,
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    and to save the lives
    of the people of Alabasta,
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    we will blow up the royal palace!
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    Hang in there!
    This is nothing serious, Usopp!
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    You just shattered your femur, that's all!
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    You may have busted your nose,
    your humeri, and your clavicles,
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    but you lost only a little more
    blood than should be fatal.
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    Your blood pressure
    may be at zombie-grade,
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    but there's nothing to worry about!
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    Right now, I feel fantastic...
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    I see pretty fields of flowers...
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    You don't mean heaven, do you?!
    Can you see heaven?!
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    No matter how great a pirate you may be,
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    the end will still come for you...
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    D-Don't die, Usopp!
    Please, I don't want you to die!
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    Farewell, Chopper...
    I leave my vast treasure to you...
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    15 gold and silver coins...
    Become a good doctor...
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    Usopp!
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    Open your eyes! There's something
    I have to apologize to you for!
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    This manju bun...
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    This is the manju bun that
    you wanted, and I hid it.
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    If I knew you were going to die,
    I would have given you half.
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    I've been a small, narrow-minded man.
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    Manju bun?!
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    Manju bun...
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    Confound that idiot!
    Where the hell did she go?
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    This is why I told her to
    pipe down and hide somewhere.
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    She does nothing but slow
    me down. Dumb woman!
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    That's it, I can't run anymore!
    I'll have to fight!
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    Impossible!
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    We're getting nowhere.
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    He's so impatient.
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    Zoro!
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    The stone column! It split up lengthwise!
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    Split? No, it didn't.
    It was clearly a swordsman.
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    Out of my way.
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    You cut it, didn't you? With those arms?
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    That's quite an unusual body
    you've got there, isn't it?
[10:05] ---
    Indeed it is. I ate the Dice-Dice Fruit,
    making blades of my entire body.
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    You're him, aren't you?
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    The swordsman who is said to have
    cut down 100 men at Whisky Peak?
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    Also, the pirate who, several years ago,
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    turned down an invitation to
    Baroque Works at East Blue,
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    and cut down the Mr. 7 at the time...
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    ...is you, isn't it?
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    Ha! There's a story that takes me back.
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    That was your fault,
    for not accepting my terms.
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    I told your scout man back then this:
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    "I will join, if you make me your boss."
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    Such a funny man.
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    Far from meeting my terms,
    he took a slash at me.
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    I just put him in his place.
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    Would you like to try inviting me, too?
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    Right now, you guys are so ridiculous,
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    I wouldn't even accept
    the position as your boss.
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    You're making quite the fool of me, huh?
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    You, a swordsman, from a
    small-time band of pirates...
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    In that case, who do
    you think you guys are?
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    Puppets, without volition of your own,
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    baited into creating a utopia in name only?
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    Or are you really just tin soldiers...
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    ...without any substance?
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    Miss Doublefinger...
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    You're going to tell me you
    want to eliminate him, right?
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    Do as you please. And I'll deal with the girl.
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    Hey, Nami!
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    She's gone!
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    Twirl, twirl! A finishing
    320,000-spin grand fouetté!
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    Can it be...?
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    Ballet Kenpo!
    Memoirs of a Summer's Day!!
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    I see your weakness.
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    I've seen through your Copy-Copy Fruit.
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    I've seen through your Copy-Copy Fruit.
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    --Memoirs of a Summer's Day!!
    --Joue Shoot!!
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    Sure enough. No doubt about it.
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    You've seen through it,
    you say? Through what?!
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    What part of my ability has
    someone like you seen through?
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    You can't use your Ballet Kenpo
    while in Nami-san's body, can you?
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    It's true, I might not be able to attack you,
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    but the moment you attack me,
    you always return to normal.
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    By touching your cheek with your left hand.
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    Eh? What's that? I can't hear you at all!
[13:14] ---
    Hey, I'm right, aren't I?
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    S-So what if you are?!
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    Yes, yes, without this limber
    body that I've developed,
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    training daily in harsh,
    demanding lessons,
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    I can't perform my Ballet Kenpo. So what?
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    You're still plenty
    black and blue, aren't you?!
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    What's more, let me show you this.
    The prima of Ballet Kenpo!
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    I'll just say this much about it.
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    From your viewpoint, the left one is
    the pen, and the right one is the cob.
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    Who cares?
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    Whether you've seen through
    it or not, it doesn't matter!
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    Take this! Ballet Kenpo...
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    ...Bombardier!!
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    What?! That's the mark of his kick?!
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    The right choice!
    Avoiding that was the right choice!
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    At the end of their bent
    necks are steel beaks!
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    There isn't a single crack
    around that hole!
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    True power,
    when compressed into one point,
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    does not destroy anything needlessly.
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    Consider one of my kicks to
    be like a shot from a rifle.
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    However, the bullet is
    a bit on the large side.
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    I'm going to perforate you!
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    Un!
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    Deux!
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    --Collier!!
    --Krah!
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    That won't work!
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    Damn! Too much difference in our reaches!
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    This fight is over, huh?!
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    Flying, flying, I'm flying!
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    Ballet Kenpo! Memoirs of a Winter's Sky!!
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    But the longer his reach is,
    the longer it takes to recover.
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    If I can avoid his shot,
    I'll have that much more speed!
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    Die, now!
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    Too bad. How do you like this?
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    Hey, you've got something
    stuck to your left cheek.
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    Really?
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    Basses Côte!!
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    Longe!!
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    Tendron!!
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    --Flanchet!!
    --Un!
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    Deux!
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    --Ora!
    --Quasi!!
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    --Tendron!! Quasi!! Collier!!
    Flanchet!! Cuisseau!! Jarret!!
    --Un! Deux! Ora!
[15:50] ---
    --Tendron!! Quasi!! Collier!!
    Flanchet!! Cuisseau!!
    --Un! Deux! Krah! Un!
[15:54] ---
    --Damn it!
    --Deux!
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    --Collier!!
    --Krah!
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    --Jarret!! Collier!! Quasi!!
    Flanchet!! Gigot!! Selle!!
    --Un! Deux! Ora!
[16:05] ---
    --Queue!! Jarret!! Collier!! Quasi!!
    --Un! Deux! Krah!
[16:08] ---
    --Flanchet!! Gigot!! Selle!! Queue!!
    --Un! Deux! Ora!
[16:12] ---
    Un! Deux! Krah!
[16:14] ---
    Un! Deux!
[16:15] ---
    --Queue!!
    --Krah!
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    --Veau Shot!!
    --Bombardier Arabesque!!
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    I-I give...
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    You astound me. You're still alive?
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    What's the matter? If you turn
    yourself into Nami-san again,
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    I can't finish you off.
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    Ridiculous... I can't move,
    in the shape I'm in...
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    What good will it do to avoid
    the outcome of this?
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    You've won. Kill me.
[18:06] ---
    I'm destined to be eliminated
    by the organization anyhow.
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    What are you waiting for?
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    Hurry up and strike the last blow...
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    That was a good fight. We shouldn't
    need any more words than that.
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    This is, unmistakably, the testament
    of friendship between rivals.
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    But I'm not going to cry...
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    Bye, now. I'll be taking back
    our sharpshooter's goggles.
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    H-He did strike the last blow...
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    I've scuffed up another
    couple of bones, there, huh?
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    "Alubarna - South Block"
    "Battle of Polka Street"
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    "Alubarna - South Block"
    "Battle of Polka Street"
    "Winner: Sanji" "Prize: A little camaraderie"
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    E-Everything here is ready!
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    We can ignite here at any time, too!
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    This castle has taken in
    Alabasta's history for 4,000 years.
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    It has been a source of pride for me.
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    But if we destroy the royal palace,
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    the people will stop fighting,
    and pay attention.
[19:52] ---
    I will be able to tell them
    the truth in my own words!
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    Okay, light them!
[20:07] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[20:19] ---
    W-What is this?!
[20:27] ---
    Are you all right?!
[20:28] ---
    I-It's him...!
[20:34] ---
    We can't have that.
[20:46] ---
    That was quite a treacherous thing
    to do, wasn't it, Miss Wednesday?
[20:52] ---
    This is soon to be my house.
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    Crocodile!
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    Your Majesty!
[21:01] ---
    Father!
[21:04] ---
    It sure is nice to have a palace, huh?
[21:12] ---
    It's a fine place to look
    down on the filth below.
[21:17] ---
    W-Where is Luffy-san?
[21:19] ---
    Huh? You mean Straw Hat? That puny rookie?
[21:28] ---
    He's dead.
[22:05] ---
    I always wanted to talk about it
[22:09] ---
    I couldn't even say half of it
[22:16] ---
    I'm by your side, I glitter
    every time we share a dream
[22:27] ---
    The smile you gently gave me
    was a very happy and kind one
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    Glory glory you're my shine
[22:43] ---
    Because you're here, even
    these tears turn to courage
[22:51] ---
    I want to be strong,
    I want to share with you
[22:57] ---
    I'm sure I'll make it there
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    I hope Nami got away all right.
    She can't match up
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    to someone with those abilities.
[23:13] ---
    Nami, it looks like it's finally
    time for you to use it, huh?
[23:16] ---
    I've found you, girl.
[23:18] ---
    Your new weapon...
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    Usopp, stay with me!
[23:21] ---
    Take this, Miss Doublefinger!
[23:25] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:26] ---
    "Nami's Cyclone Advisory!
    Clima Takt Burst"
[23:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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