E345 - A Bunch of Animals? Perona's Wonder Garden

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    My eyes follow the beautiful ladies.
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    But I'm a mummy, so I don't have eyes!
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    May I see your panties?
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    No way!
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    This exchange...!
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    He repeated him word for word...
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    There is nowhere to run!
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    Cindry-san, would you be so kind
    as to open yonder passage?
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    Also, I would like a midnight snack.
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    Wh-What gives? I thought
    he was going to attack us.
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    That scared me. What's he up to?
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    I-It doesn't matter!
    C'mon, let's make a break for it!
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    The door is wide open!
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    --You're right!
    --Y-Yeah!
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    Three-Pace Hum... Notch Slash!
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    They must have done
    something during the fray.
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    We've lost a valuable man.
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    Cool it!
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    Yeah, but... He's right. Sanji'll be okay.
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    Go! Go!
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    Go and learn just how
    terrifying our master truly is!
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    Our real boss is one of the Seven
    Warlords of the Sea, Gecko Mori--
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    Ah! I can't say his name!
    It's too terrifying!
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    Merely saying his name
    sends chills down my spine!
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    Your missing crewmates
    won't come back unscathed...
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    You'll lose one pal after the next...!
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    You will regret coming here!
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    Before the Seven Warlord's Gecko--
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    no, before my master's true power,
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    all of you will taste fear!
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    You sure love to ramble on and on!
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    Then pass this message on to that jerk Moria!
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    "If anything happens to my crew...
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    ...I'll send you and this
    entire island flying!"
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    Awaken, General Zombies!
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    Arise, ancient warriors!
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    Now go, my courageous General Zombies!
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    "A Bunch of Animals?
    Perona's Wonder Garden!"
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    I don't care what part of
    the mansion they enter!
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    Hunt them down and haul them in!
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    They're nothing before you, General Zombies!
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    Hey! Don't drag your feet, Captain John.
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    You're crushing the name
    you made notorious in life!
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    Yeah, yeah. I'm goin'.
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    Sheesh! He's such a scallywag.
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    Ab-sama, marry me!
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    Lola! Sow, hurry off to battle!
    I'm your commanding officer!
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    Then marry me.
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    Why should I?!
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    W-Wait, Lola! What are you doing?
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    Sow! Are you ignoring a direct order
    from Absalom of the Grave?!
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    I'll listen if you marry me!
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    Don't be stupid! I'm human!
    I'm going to marry a human woman!
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    Come on, Lola! Just think for a second.
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    You're not only a warthog,
    you're also a zombie!
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    You're dead and rotting!
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    Cut that out!
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    Yikes, what a terrifying stunt!
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    That's a marriage registration form!
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    Stop trying to make us an
    officially married couple!
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    Aw, I just love your wild mouth!
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    Absalom, give me your finger! I love you!
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    Screw that!
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    I'll never spend the rest of
    my life with a dead animal!
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    Bride Fu! Vow Kiss!
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    Smooch! Smooch! Smooth! Smooch!
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    Smooch! Smooch!
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    Wife Fu! Vow Hug!
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    I love you to death!
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    B-But you died a long time ago!
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    Even if I'm a rotting zombie,
    my love for you will never die!
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    Marry me!
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    But like I said, I--
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    This finger is mine!
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    I'm not about to let you
    escape, bastard! I love you!
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    Bride Fu! Vow of My Love Attack!
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    Give it up!
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    Hiya!
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    Wait, Lola! Listen carefully, sow!
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    I have already... picked out the
    woman who is soon to be my bride!
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    She seems strong-willed,
    but also has a sense of grace.
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    She's a frail, human woman!
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    It'll fall through like always.
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    Look at this, fool! She is one of the
    pirates who disembarked on this island.
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    She is beautiful! This one
    is worthy to be my bride!
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    I won't let that happen! That woman...
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    ...is going down!
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    Don't kill her! Hold up, Lola!
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    That old zombie wannabe said that
    Gecko Moria's had his eyes on us
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    ever since we were invited to this island.
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    Perhaps the curly cook's disappearance
    has something to do with Moria.
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    That stupid cook! He had it coming.
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    But I never expected to run into
    one of the Seven Warlords here.
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    Why would a pirate want
    to steal people's shadows?
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    I would love to know!
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    I-I don't know anything!
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    I promised that geezer I'd kick Moria's butt,
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    but that'll have to go on hold.
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    Your missing friends are
    already screwed anyway!
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    In fact, you're in no position
    to be worrying about others!
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    Not anymore...
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    Quit oinking and lead the way,
    you stupid piggy!
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    Oink!
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    What's wrong?
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    Nothing. It must be my imagination.
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    Hey, Kumacy! Kumacy!
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    The Risky Brothers are
    carrying the casket over.
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    Get it from them and take the
    casket to Master's dance hall.
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    Got that?
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    Did you get that or not?!
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    --Ye...
    --Don't answer! You're so not cute!
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    I'll be directing the Treasure
    Retrieval Party on the ship,
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    so come get me if anything happens.
    Do you understand?
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    That's right! You're cute
    as long as you're quiet!
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    Take care...
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    Punk! You just whispered something!
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    Delivery! Delivery for Master!
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    Chirp, chirp, chirp!
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    Oh, no! Now we've really done it!
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    Oh, no! We tripped! There goes
    our delivery to Master...!
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    The casket popped open!
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    Huh? Where is this?
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    He's up! Crap! Hurry and whack him!
    Whack him to death!
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    We can't kill him.
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    Then beat him within an inch of his life!
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    Jerks!
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    Usopp! Nami!
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    Hey, hang in there! Wake up!
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    Ow, ow, ow...
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    Huh? But didn't... that samurai attack us...?
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    Did he hit us with the
    blunt side of his sword?
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    It looks like it must have rained a bit.
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    The ground is wet. Where is this?
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    I'm not sure, but those
    squirrels were carrying us.
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    That's a freaking casket!
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    Crap! All three of them are up now.
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    Not good! Let's call for backup.
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    This looks like it's in
    the back of the mansion.
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    Hogback's lab was on that top floor,
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    so they carried us a pretty good distance.
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    H-Hey, look behind you!
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    There is a sturdier building
    on the opposite side.
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    What's that?
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Do you remember seeing
    a huge building behind the mansion?
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    Usopp! Chopper!
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    I figured out what this
    area is supposed to be.
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    What is it? What's the deal with this place?
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    This is the breezeway that connects
    the mansion to that building.
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    A breezeway? It's way too big for that!
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    They've practically stuffed a forest in here.
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    Well, it'd make for one weird forest.
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    But for them to have carried us
    here while we were out cold,
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    isn't it safe to assume they
    were taking us to that building?
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    If they succeeded, they might
    have turned us into zombies.
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    I'm glad I came to! Let's run for it!
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    Yeah! Let's blow this popsicle stand.
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    Hold your horses.
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    This isn't adding up.
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    We've been terrified right and left,
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    screamed our heads off and run like mad...
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    --All for free?
    --What are you going on about?!
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    I'm getting a strong reading on
    my Something's Fishy Sensor!
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    Don't say anything! Let's just
    make a break for it, Nami!
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    Right! You heard him!
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    --Back in that room,
    --Let's run for it!
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    --I'm pretty sure that zombie said...
    --Let's get out of here, Nami!
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    Sorry! This isn't where
    we store the treasure!
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    Don't get any crazy ideas!
    We're running for it!
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    Let's get out of here, Nami!
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    You're so stupid!
    I know, sheesh! I'm scared, too.
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    But your eyes look funny!
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    Then which way would you like to run?
    Forward? Backwards?
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    That's a toughie...
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    I don't wanna go back to the mansion
    and run into that samurai again.
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    But if we push forward, I bet there
    are even scarier people lying in wait.
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    Eh? What are those
    adorable animals? Penguins?
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    Number 1!
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    2!
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    3!
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    Ew...
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    Hello! We're the...
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    ...Penguin Zombie Duo!
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    Oops, I goofed up.
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    Trio! We're a trio! I'm a new member.
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    Like I care about what's
    going on with your members!
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    And the guys standing behind you are...
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    --Behind us?
    --...our friends, the Wild Zombies!
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    Welcome to Perona-sama's Wonder Garden!
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    There is a disturbing number
    of super freaky critters!
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    Go! Beat the living daylights out of them!
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    Chopper!
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    Nami! Usopp! I'll hold them back.
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    No matter where we go,
    weird zombies are bound to show up!
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    And these guys are animals!
    I bet they're faster runners than us!
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    The punk! He may look like
    a human, but he's an animal.
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    Right! I'm a reindeer.
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    So you're a Zoan-type power holder?
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    We're fellow animals here!
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    If you quietly do as we ask,
    we won't get rough with you.
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    We aren't "fellow animals"!
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    Really? Then we won't hold back.
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    Nami, you should go hide!
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    O-Okay!
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    Beat it! Ouch!
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    Wh-What? You wanna fight?
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    Dumb zebra-like kangaroo!
    Or are you a kangaroo-like zebra...?
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    Not that it matters!
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    I-I should warn you about something!
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    I'm the invincible reigning champion
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    of 50 World Pirate Boxing
    Tournaments straight!
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    Behold! I don't have a single opening!
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    You can attack from any direction you want!
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    Eat my Elusive Right!
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    Y-You're pretty good, aren't ya?
[17:44] ---
    Your game of hide-and-seek is over!
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    Don't underestimate a dog's sense of smell.
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    Dogs shouldn't talk!
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    No!
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    Eek, here he comes!
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    Oh, crap!
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    Sweet! That was a smart play!
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    Shoot!
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    I'm sorry!
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    No!
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    --Over here!
    --Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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    Yay!
[19:04] ---
    --Yay!
    --Yay...!
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    H-Hey! I'm falling!
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    Gosh darn, that was close!
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    Hey! I dare you to come over here if you can!
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    Neener-neener, boo-boo!
[19:20] ---
    You can kiss my shiny little hiney!
[19:22] ---
    Eat fart!
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    Stay back! Stay back!
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    Fwoosh!
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    Waah! It's persistent!
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    I've got it!
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    Take this!
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    Whatcha think? Did you see how the
    great Usopp-sama is a master sniper?
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    Wait! Wait!
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    Damn it! As things stand,
    there are just too many of them.
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    Usopp! Nami!
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    Chopper!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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    Hey, Nami! What were you...
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    Usopp, fire!
[20:38] ---
    Fire?!
[20:39] ---
    We need fire! These are also zombies.
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    Hey, save me! They're about to bite me!
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    Nami!
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    Crap! Let go of me! Stay back!
[20:49] ---
    Zombies are weak against...
[20:50] ---
    Special Attack! Flame Star!
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    --Fire!
    --That's rottin' bad!
[20:58] ---
    That worked better than I could have hoped!
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    Take this, you darn bear rug!
[21:06] ---
    Crap! It's a candle!
[21:08] ---
    It's hot! It's rottin' hot!
[21:12] ---
    Fire! It's terrifying!
[21:13] ---
    Put it out!
[21:14] ---
    Crap! He climbed up the chandelier!
[21:16] ---
    Someone knock him back down!
[21:17] ---
    Eat this!
[21:18] ---
    Darn you!
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    That's right! I had that ace up my sleeve!
[21:23] ---
    Special Attack! Flame Star!
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    And how about one more?
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    Usopp!
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    Chopper, look out! Behind you!
[21:39] ---
    Usopp! Chopper!
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    You're in danger as well.
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    Don't hurt her!
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    Bastard! Why'd you attack an ally?
[22:08] ---
    That woman is the enemy!
    You're supposed to kick her butt!
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    I don't know who this lady is,
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    but even if it means
    defying the master's orders
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    or sacrificing myself, I won't kick a woman!
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    If you have a problem with that, you can
    take it up with me, stinky zombies!
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    Huh?
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    Hey! What happened?!
[22:47] ---
    Hey, Oinker! Did you pull another
    fast one on us? Out with it!
[22:52] ---
    Haven't I been telling
    you that I'm in the dark?
[22:56] ---
    Don't laugh! It gives the
    impression that you're lying.
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    How strange. I wonder if he was
    strangled so he couldn't utter a sound.
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    Why were your circuits
    wired to be so ominous?!
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    This is so weird! Now Zoro's missing.
[23:25] ---
    What's goin' on?! People keep
    vanishin' one after the next!
[23:29] ---
    First one person vanishes,
    then a second, a third and a fourth...!
[23:31] ---
    Does that mean we're next?
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    And then no one was left.
[23:35] ---
    No one was left.
[23:37] ---
    The stuff you say is freakin' ominous!
[23:39] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:41] ---
    "The Vanishing Straw Hat Crew!
    A Mysterious Swordsman Appears!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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