E359 - A Clear-Clear History? Sanji's Stolen Dream

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    You're going to kick my butt?
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    Yeah, you heard me!
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    But considering your level of strength,
    you couldn't even lay a hand on me!
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    Brick Bat.
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    Gatling!
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    Damn it! He's blocking all of my punches.
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    Ow, ow!
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    Ow, ow, ow!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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    Don't follow me!
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    Wait, Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Stop him, Kumacy!
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    Don't mess with Perona-sama!
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    I had no idea that stuffed animal
    was so nimble and powerful!
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    And here he can't even reach
    the zipper on his back!
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    Why, you...!
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    Skip! Skip! Skip!
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    Nami-san!
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    Get your grubby hands off her!
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    Sorry to have kept your waiting,
    Nami-san. Your knight is here.
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    I'm in a foul mood right now.
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    I don't have time to deal with weaklings like--
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    Shut up, Fur Face!
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    Absalom-sama!
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    Basses Côte!
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    You said that you were in a foul mood?
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    That doesn't begin to describe mine.
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    I'm so mad I feel like my body could explode!
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    And unfortunately for you, there is bad
    blood between us over one other thing!
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    "A Clear-Clear History? Sanji's Stolen Dream"
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    A-Absalom-sama...
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    You... and I... have bad blood?
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    That's right. You are the man
    who stole one of my dreams!
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    A-A dream...?
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    Doesn't ring any bells.
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    There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
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    You and I...
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    ...met for the first time today!
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    I'm going to send you flying...
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    ...with my Hands of the Dead!
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    Take them off.
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    I said to drop the bazookas
    attached to your arms.
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    Wha--?!
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    Do I need to spell it out?
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    If Nami-san gets hurt
    because you went overboard,
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    no one will be able to tell you were ever
    alive by the time I'm through with you!
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    He couldn't possibly know
    what I've got up my sleeves!
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    I said to lose the bazookas!
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    Wow! A bazooka magically materialized!
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    Yeah, that's about what I thought.
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    It seemed like the type of attack
    you would come up with.
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    You can make yourself invisible.
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    While in that state, you can make
    anything you touch go invisible as well.
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    That is your current ability.
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    Invisible man born of the Clear-Clear Fruit,
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    I know every possible move you could make!
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    Who the hell are you...?!
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    Has that man met Absalom-sama
    somewhere before?
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    Why does he know his powers inside and out?
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    What could this "bad blood" possibly be?
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    Back when I was a kid, I read an
    encyclopedia on the Devil Fruit.
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    I had no interest in a shady object that
    would make the ocean grow to hate you.
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    But there was one and one
    alone that caught my interest.
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    I decided that in the unlikely
    event I came across that Fruit,
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    I would eat it, even if it meant
    losing the ability to swim!
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    But there aren't two identical
    Devil Fruits at the same time!
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    If I ran into someone with that ability,
    my dream would go up in smoke!
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    Now do you get it? I wanted
    to become an invisible man!
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    That's why I said that you've
    crushed one of my dreams,
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    since you ate the Clear-Clear Fruit!
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    He's venting?!
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    I put a lot of thought into my dream!
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    If I ate the Fruit, I'd use my
    abilities to watch women bathe!
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    No! Just think of all the things I could
    use it for. I could... watch women bathe!
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    No! Just imagine how I could help others.
    I could... watch women bathe!
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    All you're really thinking about is
    how you could watch women bathe!
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    Shut up! After long years
    of imagining what I'd do,
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    I am fully aware of what I could see--
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    no, what I could accomplish with that ability!
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    Between this and endangering Nami-san,
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    you have compounded
    transgression upon transgression,
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    making it impossible to forgive you!
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    Prepare to wave goodbye to watching
    women bathe--no, to your life!
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    I was wondering what your problem was!
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    You're picking a fight over the stupidest thing!
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    Y-Your complaint is beyond absurd!
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    It certainly is.
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    You're a freaking pervert!
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    You're not one to talk!
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    He has a point!
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    But they're equally bad!
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    Have it your way!
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    I will throw your sudden claim of
    bad blood and rage right back at you!
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    The lion muzzle wasn't my only transplant!
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    Elephant skin!
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    300kg of compact bear and gorilla muscle!
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    Dr. Hogback has conducted one
    transplant after the next on this body,
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    allowing me to become the
    ultimate beastly masterpiece!
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    The Clear-Clear Fruit's ability is a mere bonus.
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    Next to my strength, it's nothing
    more than an accessory.
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    Get it?
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    But...
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    You still peeped!
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    You're absolutely right!
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    If a normal person kicked me,
    my body would break his leg...
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    But he's kicking me like I'm a normal man...!
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    Regardless, I will be the last one laughing!
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    I have claimed the power you so desired!
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    And the woman you longed to
    protect is about to become my wife!
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    I could not imagine a more bitter defeat!
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    When he abducted her,
    Nami vanished with him.
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    We lost his trail after that!
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    You wanna make Nami-san go invisible!
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    But you can't have her!
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    Where do you think you're looking?
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    You're wasting your energy!
    It's time I showed you...
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    ...the power of a Phantom!
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    What's this? You're going to
    sacrifice yourself for that woman?
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    Protect her! Assuming you've got what it takes!
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    Phantom Hand!
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    Phantom Leg!
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    I wouldn't drop that woman if I were you!
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    Damn beast!
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    Sorry, Nami-san...
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    You dropped her! I guess you didn't
    value her as much as your own life.
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    I'm sorry...
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    I can't soil your pure
    white dress with my blood...
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    Damn invisible man, sneaking around!
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    I'm totally over my dream now!
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    I don't care if I can't turn invisible anymore!
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    I'll peep without any special powers!
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    You're still going to peep?!
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    Let go, bastard!
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    Unhand me!
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    I'm not about to let go, you sick beast!
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    If you're a mix of a bunch of animals,
    I bet you'll make lovely mincemeat!
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    Shut up, jerk!
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    Let go of me!
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    Extra Haché!
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    Absalom-sama!
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    A beast should be satisfied
    with watching women bathe--
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    Scratch that! With a beastly bride.
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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    Let go of me!
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    Ow, that hurts!
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    --Ow, ow, ow! L-Let go!
    --Don't worry. They won't suck your blood.
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    What was that about
    kicking my butt? What a joke!
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    Get away from me!
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    Your lack of experience is going
    to make you humiliate yourself
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    when you underestimate others, greenhorn.
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    Damn it! Gum-Gum...
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    Brick Bat!
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    Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:02] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Gatling!
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    You jerk! Now I'm ticked!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Why did you jump over the rail?
    Trying to run away?
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    ...Stamp!
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    That hurt, brat!
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    Take that! So much for me not being
    able to touch you, Giant Shallot!
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    He's still in hot pursuit!
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    If he was out of the picture,
    I could take down the other pirates!
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    Stupid Mr. Negative Nose!
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    He's still chasing after me!
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    If he was out of the picture, I could
    take down that Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Stupid bear zombie!
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    Wait!
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    Stay away!
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    Wait, Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Stay away! Kumacy, hurry and finish him off!
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    Wait!
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    Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Kumacy!
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    Don't you dare harm Perona-sama!
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    That was close! Too close!
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    Perona-sama!
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    Scary!
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    No!
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    Sweet!
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    Why is that stuffed animal
    so freakishly strong?!
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    Wait! Wait!
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    Oh, yeah!
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    Eat this! Special Attack! Flame Ball!
[21:30] ---
    Yikes, this is bad! It's fire!
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    Fire!
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    It worked! It totally worked!
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    A zombie is still a zombie!
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    And with this oil, I'll cast the
    "You Cannot Cross This Point" spell!
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    What?!
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    Dumbbear! Now you can't come after me.
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    This makes me invincible.
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    If I don't have to worry about you,
    that Horo-Horo Chick will be a pushover!
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    I, like, rule!
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    Now then, I think I might teach
    that Horo-Horo Chick a lesson,
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    since she's weaker than me!
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    Huh? Where did she go?
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    Over here, Mr. Negative Nose.
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    Huh? I don't see you.
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    Could she be outside?
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    No, she couldn't be out there...
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    We're up on a really high fl--whoa!
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    D-Dang! Why are you flying?!
    I thought you could only control ghosts!
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    Wh-What exactly is your power?!
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    Don't underestimate the power
    of the Ghost Princess, moron!
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    I just figured out how I'm
    going to take you down.
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    Once I knock you off,
    the others will be easy pickings!
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    Wait a sec! This is not what I was expecting!
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    What's wrong? You haven't
    landed a single attack on me.
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    Just a sec! See, I can attack
    by sniping, being negative,
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    bluffing, and, uh, using my 8,000 subordinates!
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    Man, I'm screwed! Why doesn't any
    of it work on that Horo-Horo Chick?
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    What should I do? What now?!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Save Me, Hero!! My Enemy
    Is the Immortal Princess!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!