E259 - Showdown Between Cooks! Sanji vs. Ramen Kenpo

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    "Car #7"
[00:30] ---
    Captain T-Bone... Hiding in a
    small place like this would be hard.
[00:37] ---
    Hm?
[00:42] ---
    Good evening!
[00:45] ---
    There they are!
[00:47] ---
    They're behind the door!
[00:48] ---
    We've found three suspicious men,
    including the criminals!
[00:52] ---
    I hate crooked sword attacks.
[00:56] ---
    Right-Angle Flash!
[01:00] ---
    Bone Soir!
[01:06] ---
    Th-They're not here!
[01:14] ---
    Don't tell me...
[01:16] ---
    The cars are detached!
[01:18] ---
    What?!
[01:20] ---
    Dammit! They're the ones who did it!
[01:23] ---
    You bastards! You'll regret this!
[01:27] ---
    So it was too late...
[01:29] ---
    Well then, gentlemen! Watch out
    for Sea Kings! Have a nice trip!
[01:33] ---
    Take care!
[01:36] ---
    "Car #4"
[01:47] ---
    I'm Wanze! I'm mad, mad Wanze!
[01:52] ---
    Huh?
[01:53] ---
    Now, now, now!
[01:55] ---
    I'm Wanze!
[02:03] ---
    If you want to pass through this car,
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[02:13] ---
    Are you trying to stop us?
[02:16] ---
    I will stop you! Now, now, now!
[02:18] ---
    For this escort mission on the sea train,
[02:21] ---
    I'm here to deal with attacks
    like this just in case they happen!
[02:26] ---
    If you want to let the criminal free,
    then beat my Ramen Kenpo!
[02:36] ---
    The rear two cars were detached?
[02:39] ---
    What on earth are you all doing?
[02:42] ---
    We're very sorry.
[02:44] ---
    The fact of the matter is that even
    Captain T-Bone, one of our powerhouses,
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    was in one of the detached cars.
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    So, tell me the current situation in the train.
[02:52] ---
    Yes, ma'am! There are five cars
    remaining besides the engine room car!
[02:56] ---
    However, all the soldiers in
    car #5 have been taken out.
[03:00] ---
    So that leaves only Mr. Wanze in car #4,
[03:03] ---
    Mr. Nero in car #3,
[03:05] ---
    Nico Robin in car #1,
[03:08] ---
    and everyone here in car #2!
[03:14] ---
    It seems like our enemy isn't stupid.
[03:17] ---
    However, if there is a problem here for us,
[03:21] ---
    it's only that Franky is walking around free.
[03:24] ---
    Our mission only requires us to bring
    Franky and Nico Robin to Enies Lobby.
[03:30] ---
    Other than that, no matter
    how the other enemies die,
[03:34] ---
    or no matter what happens to who on our side,
[03:37] ---
    it won't interfere with our mission.
[03:41] ---
    So, did you see our enemies?
[03:44] ---
    Yes, ma'am! First, there were
    the two that were in custody,
[03:47] ---
    although one of them
    was wearing a weird mask.
[03:50] ---
    Also, a blond guy dressed in a suit,
    who we've never seen before.
[03:54] ---
    So, a total of three!
[03:55] ---
    Hmm, just like the long-nosed man,
    that man is probably one of the Straw Hats.
[04:01] ---
    Naturally, his purpose is to recover Nico Robin.
[04:05] ---
    Franky is helping them out.
    That's probably about it.
[04:09] ---
    Lucci, shall I go stand watch over Nico Robin?
[04:13] ---
    That's not necessary.
[04:15] ---
    Think only about recapturing Franky.
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    It's definitely not possible for them...
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    ...to get Nico Robin back.
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[04:40] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[04:43] ---
    As power passes through our clasped hands
[04:47] ---
    let's grab hold of our wishes
[04:58] ---
    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
[05:05] ---
    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
[05:12] ---
    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
[05:19] ---
    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[05:45] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[05:49] ---
    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
[06:00] ---
    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    "Showdown Between Cooks!
    Sanji vs. Ramen Kenpo"
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    "Car #4"
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    At any rate, leave this guy to me.
[06:49] ---
    You guys go to the next car.
[06:52] ---
    Don't forget that this is
    Operation Rescue Robin-chan.
[06:59] ---
    "Flour"
[06:59] ---
    That's impossible!
[07:02] ---
    I... won't... let... you... pass... through!
[07:08] ---
    I'll knead alloy flour and...!
[07:11] ---
    Is he gonna bring out ramen noodles again?!
[07:13] ---
    Ramen...
[07:16] ---
    ...Beam...!
[07:20] ---
    They can prick you!
[07:26] ---
    Yikes!
[07:29] ---
    Cut it out!
[07:31] ---
    Oof!
[07:36] ---
    Tsk!
[07:41] ---
    Let's go around via the roof!
[07:42] ---
    Yeah!
[07:44] ---
    W-Well then, Sanji-kun! I wish you good luck.
[07:48] ---
    Now, now, now!
[07:50] ---
    They got away so easily!
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    But that's no use...
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    ...because Nero's waiting
    for them in the next car.
[08:00] ---
    Although he's a newbie, he's a member
    of CP9, a group of assassins for justice!
[08:03] ---
    They'll die! Nero loves to kill!
[08:08] ---
    Now, now, now, now!
[08:11] ---
    Flanchet...
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    ...Shoot!
[08:18] ---
    Oof.
[08:36] ---
    I was born on the island of snipers
[08:38] ---
    "Sniper Warrior
    Sogeking"
[08:43] ---
    I never miss my mark
[08:43] ---
    Hmm...
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    If I at least knew which car Robin is in,
[08:47] ---
    Lulu lala lu
[08:49] ---
    I could just go on the roof
    and infiltrate at once.
[08:50] ---
    Whether it's a mouse's eyeball, lock on!!
[08:52] ---
    What're you mumbling about?!
    Hurry up and go, you damn Squidy-king!
[08:53] ---
    Or even your heart, lock on!!
[08:56] ---
    Who're you calling "Squidy"?!
[09:00] ---
    The man who hails from the island of snipers
[09:01] ---
    Hmm... Squidy...?
[09:07] ---
    Hurry up, you damn idiot!
[09:07] ---
    Lululu, lulu lala
[09:10] ---
    Hey, bikini guy.
[09:10] ---
    Now... run away!
[09:10] ---
    Huh?
[09:12] ---
    I've got a brilliant idea.
[09:15] ---
    Listen carefully.
[09:26] ---
    Tsk...
[09:27] ---
    This'll take forever if you
    keep dodging my attacks.
[09:31] ---
    How many times do I need
    to tell you I'm in a hurry?
[09:34] ---
    Well then, here comes my attack!
[09:36] ---
    Ramen Kenpo... Noodle Slicer!
[09:42] ---
    Fire...
[09:45] ---
    ...Skate!
[10:01] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...!
[10:03] ---
    I got kicked about ten times
    the moment he dodged my attack!
[10:08] ---
    Actually, twelve times.
[10:10] ---
    Is it possible... that you're super strong?
[10:14] ---
    It's probably just that your
    bark is worse than your bite.
[10:17] ---
    Hey, hey! Not even my
    old man has said that to me!
[10:21] ---
    Stop saying that! How rude of you! I'm Wanze!
[10:26] ---
    Even considering that your rare
    swirling eyebrows made me dizzy,
[10:30] ---
    you're actually pretty good!
[10:35] ---
    You're one to talk about a rare face!
[10:41] ---
    "Flour"
[10:41] ---
    Okay, then! I'll show you
    right away why I was chosen
[10:47] ---
    to be in the team to escort the criminals!
[11:02] ---
    Ramen Kenpo! Secret technique!
[11:06] ---
    I'll finish the noodles by beating
    them over and over again!
[11:10] ---
    Wha...? What the hell is this?
[11:13] ---
    This is an edible, dream combat uniform!
[11:20] ---
    Ra-men's Formal Suit!
[11:24] ---
    Now, now, now!
[11:25] ---
    The secret of Ramen Kenpo
    is controlling noodles at will!
[11:31] ---
    You bastard...
[11:33] ---
    How dare you play with food all this time?!
[11:36] ---
    Speed, power, and special abilities...
[11:40] ---
    I'm at a different level now in all those areas!
[11:44] ---
    I'll exhibit incomparable strength!
[11:52] ---
    Enough jabbering. Bring it on already.
[11:55] ---
    I'll make you eat all
    those noodles, so be prepared.
[12:23] ---
    So...
[12:26] ---
    ...who are you?
[12:31] ---
    The one waiting on car #3 is a
    newbie in CP9, a Four Powers Master,
[12:37] ---
    Nero the sea weasel. Hiss!
[12:41] ---
    At any rate, I guess you're
    one opponent I can't kill...
[12:46] ---
    ...since you're one of our important criminals.
[12:50] ---
    Hey, buddy! Why are you out on the roof?
[12:55] ---
    If you had just waited, I would've come to you.
[12:57] ---
    Well, you can't tell that for sure, right?
[12:59] ---
    You might've cheated and
    skipped this car, right? Hiss!
[13:04] ---
    How cautious you are!
[13:07] ---
    But being on guard is important, huh?
[13:11] ---
    By the way, what's that thing behind you?
[13:15] ---
    Huh?
[13:24] ---
    That was dirty!
[13:30] ---
    Dirty is right! In my town,
    I'm the boss of a gang of rogues.
[13:47] ---
    Hm? Where's Luffy?
[13:52] ---
    Hm...? Beats me.
[13:56] ---
    "Beats me"?! What if he
    happened to fall into the water?!
[14:01] ---
    Oof! It's slippery!
[14:03] ---
    Can't be. He was right here up
    until just now. Right, Chopper?
[14:08] ---
    What? Yeah.
[14:10] ---
    That's no answer! I'm worried because
    the person who was here isn't here now!
[14:16] ---
    Maybe he's stuck in the chimney of Rocketman?
[14:19] ---
    He's not me-- Hey, Chopper! You little...!
[14:33] ---
    Just wait, Robin...! And Usopp.
[14:42] ---
    Welcome to the Ramen Kenpo world!
[14:46] ---
    You call this "powered-up"?
[14:48] ---
    Now, now, now! Take this!
[14:52] ---
    Ramen Kenpo! Pork Bone Spank!
[15:04] ---
    That's a useless punch
    that you just made bigger.
[15:08] ---
    Now, now, now! Another one!
[15:17] ---
    I-It's stuck!
[15:23] ---
    Oof!
[15:26] ---
    Now, now!
[15:35] ---
    Now, now, now! You dummy!
[15:38] ---
    Are you taken aback by my Ramen Kenpo?!
[15:42] ---
    You look unsightly with your leg
    and arm buried in ramen noodles!
[15:47] ---
    How dare you beat the crap
    out of me like that earlier?!
[15:52] ---
    --Ah!
    --Hm?
[16:05] ---
    What're you getting dizzy for, you jerk?!
[16:10] ---
    You just tried to make me dizzy using
    your eyebrows again, didn't you?!
[16:14] ---
    I'm not gonna let you get away with it!
[16:23] ---
    Now, now, now!
[16:26] ---
    Dammit! I can't pull out my leg or my arm!
[16:30] ---
    I can't fight back like this!
[16:37] ---
    Noodle Soul Press!
[16:47] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[16:49] ---
    Another helping! And another!
[16:52] ---
    And another! And another!
[16:54] ---
    And another!
[16:56] ---
    Take that, and that, and that,
    and that, and that, and that, and that!
[17:07] ---
    They finally came off.
[17:10] ---
    Now, now, now! Aren't you
    underestimating me, you fool?
[17:16] ---
    This is the mad, mad Ramen Kenpo!
[17:22] ---
    To think that I get buried if I attack...
[17:25] ---
    I guess I can't touch those ramen noodles.
[17:29] ---
    Now, I'll keep it coming!
[17:33] ---
    Ramen and Pot Sticker Combo! Clapping!
[17:42] ---
    Then, there's only one area that I can attack.
[17:49] ---
    Escalope!
[17:52] ---
    Ramen Beam!
[18:05] ---
    Now, now, now!
[18:07] ---
    I've got no blind spot!
[18:11] ---
    From what I've been seeing,
    your means of fighting is kicking, isn't it?
[18:16] ---
    Kicking is the only means you have, isn't it?
[18:20] ---
    Now, now, now! It's no use! It's no use!
[18:22] ---
    No matter what you do, you'll only
    end up being buried in my suit!
[18:30] ---
    Here goes! Try dodging this!
[18:32] ---
    Ramen Kenpo!
[18:34] ---
    Multi-Noodle Spank!
[19:03] ---
    1.4 mm pasta, fedelini...
[19:07] ---
    Huh?!
[19:08] ---
    Sleight of hand?
[19:11] ---
    Ah! My noodle fists are now in pieces!
[19:17] ---
    Hands and kitchen knives are sacred to cooks.
[19:22] ---
    So it's my policy not to use them in a battle.
[19:26] ---
    But if this is a kitchen...
[19:29] ---
    ...and my enemy is foodstuff,
    then it's a different story.
[19:34] ---
    You're more troublesome than I thought.
[19:38] ---
    Thousand Noodle Whip!
[19:47] ---
    Trying to look cool? How saucy!
[19:51] ---
    An amateur like you who can't even
    cook shouldn't hold kitchen knives!
[19:55] ---
    They're different from the
    knives that delinquents use!
[19:59] ---
    Pardon me for being saucy.
[20:03] ---
    This isn't quite a token of my apology...
[20:08] ---
    ...but I'll show you...
[20:14] ---
    ...the exceptional way that a first-class
    cook handles kitchen knives!
[20:24] ---
    Hiss!
[20:26] ---
    Shave!
[20:28] ---
    Strong... Hammer!
[20:32] ---
    Paper Art.
[20:38] ---
    Tempest Kick!
[20:45] ---
    Hiss!
[20:50] ---
    Fresh Fire!
[20:55] ---
    Shave!
[20:59] ---
    Wha...?! What's with him?!
    He jumped towards the sea on his own!
[21:04] ---
    Moon Walk!
[21:10] ---
    Why did he bounce back
    in the air?! I don't get it!
[21:14] ---
    Why can't I cut him with Tempest Kick?
    There's something weird about his body!
[21:21] ---
    What...
[21:22] ---
    ...the hell...
[21:32] ---
    ...are you?!
[21:37] ---
    Octopu-shoes... Octopu-shoes...
[21:57] ---
    Long-nose!
[22:01] ---
    Why are you here?!
[22:05] ---
    I was--
[22:28] ---
    We had a dream that day
[22:33] ---
    Our belief in ourselves
[22:38] ---
    makes us able to cross the wildly surging ocean
[22:47] ---
    You're braver and more caring than anyone else
[22:56] ---
    If you ever depart this ship
    and live in a different world
[23:06] ---
    In the end, we can all surely smile
[23:25] ---
    What the hell's up with your body?
[23:27] ---
    Well, I guess I'm probably the only
    guy who can chill cola in his belly.
[23:31] ---
    I knew it! You aren't human!
[23:32] ---
    But I found your weak point!
[23:34] ---
    Hey, hey, buddy. Don't be silly!
[23:37] ---
    I'm invincible!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:42] ---
    "Rooftop Duel! Franky vs. Nero"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!