E295 - Five Namis? Nami Strikes Back With Mirages!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever, I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it’s not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn’t there!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
[02:16] ---
    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
[02:27] ---
    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    Wait!
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    What you're holding is...
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    Whaaat?!
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    "Navy"
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    The silver transponder snail
    has received a signal!
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    A Buster Call has been requested!
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    A Buster Call has been
    requested by Admiral Aokiji!
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    Where?
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    Enies Lobby!
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    Have five of the Vice Admirals
    near the destination respond!
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    Considering the distance,
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    I think it's quicker to head
    there from headquarters.
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    How quick?
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    It's possible to get there within 30 minutes.
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    Immediately have ten battleships
    get ready to set sail,
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    and summon five Vice Admirals!
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    Be swift!
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    Yes, sir!
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    A Buster Call has been requested!
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    The destination is Enies Lobby!
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    Have ten battleships get
    ready to set sail immediately!
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    Hey! Hey!
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    Yes, Chief.
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    Dammit! Oh, crap! This one is
    the portable transponder snail.
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    What have I done? I wasn't careful.
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    Of all things, I pressed the button
    on the golden transponder snail!
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    Of all things...
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    ...I requested a Buster Call!
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    Everyone! Leave the island!
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    A Buster Call has been
    requested on Enies Lobby!
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    If you stay on the island, you won't survive!
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    This isn't your concern!
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    A Buster Call has been requested!
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    Battleships are coming!
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    Get off of Enies Lobby!
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    What was that?!
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    Where was Robin speaking from?!
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    The other side of these doors.
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    I can't let you pass. At least
    give me time to say that.
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    Coo coo.
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    Get out of my way.
    Robin's behind those doors, right?!
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    So she's there. So what?
    You won't be able to see her...
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    ...ever again.
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    No... I'll go there to see her!
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    I'll be right there, Robin!
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    "Five Namis? Nami Strikes Back with Mirages!"
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    Stand up, Nico Robin!
    Stand up already, you bitch!
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    What's that look in your eyes?!
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    Cancel the Buster Call right away!
    There may still be time!
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    Shut up! You're still saying that?!
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    I'm the Chief of CP9! There's no way I can say,
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    "I made a careless mistake and
    requested a Buster Call" now, you idiot!
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    What do I care how many casualties it'll cause?!
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    Once I hand you over to the World Government,
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    my future is all set!
    That's all that matters, right?
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    That won't happen. Never!
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    What?
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    Everyone is... Luffy is...
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    ...right behind us.
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    Don't get the wrong idea.
    There isn't even a shred of hope for you.
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    The one who's fighting Straw Hat
    right now is CP9's strongest member,
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    Rob Lucci, whose Power Level is 4,000!
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    Don't tell me you seriously
    think that brat can defeat him...
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    Even if a Buster Call is invoked
    or Straw Hat is right behind us,
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    that doesn't change the situation at all!
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    Do you get that, you bitch?!
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    Luffy... Everyone...
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    Robin!
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    It's a Buster Call!
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    Battleships are coming!
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    Hurry up, or we'll be burned to a crisp!
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    Get out of here!
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    That looks funny!
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    But no one's come here, when I
    thought I'd show them the way.
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    It looks fun over there.
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    Chimney. Gonbe. What're you two doing?
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    Oh, Grandma!
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    Well, I found a weird hole.
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    Then, I took the pirate guy there.
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    And then, and then,
    the pirate guy became small!
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    Small?
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    But, but, he did wham!
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    Wham?!
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    Right?!
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    Oh? That pirate kid did?
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    I don't quite understand,
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    but it sounds like it's getting
    more and more interesting.
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    Things have suddenly started happening, huh?
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    Sounds like if I stay in this tower
    too long, I may lose my life.
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    If you're gonna run, then leave the key here.
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    Shave!
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    I'm sorry.
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    I wanted to spend more time playing with you.
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    Shoot!
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    But we have to evacuate quickly, too, so...
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    Golden Bubbles!
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    This is the same attack that got Sanji-kun.
    Even though I was being careful...
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    I can't hold the Clima Takt.
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    My entire body is slippery! I can't stand up!
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    How dare you make my body like this?!
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    Although it has the downside
    of reducing your curves,
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    it does give you the most beautiful skin.
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    I envy you.
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    But in return, your fighting
    power is reduced by half.
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    You should just give up on the key I have.
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    I... I can't do that!
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    Cool Charge!
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    That's no use. Playtime is over.
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    Tempest Kick!
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    What?
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    Mirage Tempo. I'm right here.
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    When did you...?! What's going on?
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    Finger Pistol!
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    Another fake! Where are you this time?!
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    This way! Right here!
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    What's that?!
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    Sh-She grew huge?!
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    What?
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    So you were a power holder, too!
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    She's a ditz.
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    A Buster Call has been requested.
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    Hurry up!
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    Go! Renowned sword, Nose Storm!
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    Tempest Kick!
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    Finger Pistol!
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    Okay! Good job!
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    Tempest Kick!
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    Finger Pistol!
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    Again?! Ahhh! No!
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    Zoro-kun! This plan really is reckless!
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    I suggest you stop this immediately.
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    No, wait.
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    What?
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    Our enemies are totally seized by fear
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    after seeing the power of the
    renowned sword, Nose Storm.
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    What?! I-Is that right?
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    I'm back!
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    To think that he turned his friend into a sword...
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    He sure attacks recklessly.
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    Ha! He's just desperate.
    It's just pointless resistance.
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    Zoro-kun! I've made up my mind! I'll do it!
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    This is the turning point of this fight!
    Let's keep the plan going!
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    Go ahead and fight with no restraint!
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    That's what I wanted to hear!
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    Renowned sword, Nose Storm!
    Killer Attack, Makie!
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    "Makie"
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    "Makie"?!
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    "Makie "
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    Oh! That's a beautiful,
    splendid killer attack name,
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    suited for the renowned sword Nose Storm.
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    I like it, Zoro-kun!
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    Huh?
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    What? Um...
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    Hm?
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    What's that? It looks as if
    he's asking us to kill them.
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    O-Oh...? Hmmm?
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    Z-Zoro-kun, what on earth are you doing?
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    I'll get them first!
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    I'll be the first!
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    Shave!
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    Dammit! To think that you used
    that masked idiot as a decoy...
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    That was close.
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    So by "Makie," you meant
    "bait" instead of "lacquer"?!
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    "Makie "
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    "Makie "
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    I'm not tasty.
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    Am I bait? A decoy?
    What a horrible man you are!
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    One more time. Killer Attack, Makie!
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    I don't even have a say in this?!
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    Besides, you're using those
    words "killer attack" wrong!
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    Aren't I the one who'll get killed here?
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    Zoan type... So is that your trump card?!
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    Seriously, that's not me!
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    At any rate, this form...
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    It looks like a reindeer, and I know that
    hat and the mark on it without a doubt.
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    But I can't believe...
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    ...this is Chopper!
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    What savage beast's power does she hold?!
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    Moon Walk!
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    Tempest Kick!
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    Hey! Stop it!
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    What?!
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    Chopper! Hey, you're Chopper, right?
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    How did you become like that?!
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    I wonder if he can't recognize me,
    since I look like this.
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    Aren't you Chopper?!
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    Let me tell you something!
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    I didn't think that was you!
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    Chopper!
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    Sh-She ignored me! How insolent!
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    Chopper! What's wrong?!
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    Take a good look at me! It's me! I'm Nami!
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    Chopper!
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    Chopper! Stop it!
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    Sanji-kun is downstairs!
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    Where did such a monster stray in here from?
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    Don't hurt him! He's my friend!
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    What happened to Chopper?
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    This is terrible. I have to stop him right away.
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    That's your friend? You pirates
    sure own a creepy pet, huh?
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    Chopper!
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    She ignored me again! How insolent!
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    You're free to go stop that monster,
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    but I have a duty to stop you, too.
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    I'm gonna hurry up and finish it here.
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    Tempest Kick!
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    This is bad! Even the soles
    are slippery. I can't dodge it!
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    Huh?! I could dodge it!
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    Ah... My right leg went back to normal.
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    Why? What caused it?
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    It's wet...
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    It got wet in the earlier
    commotion. Oh, that's right!
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    Water! I can wash off
    the soap power with water!
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    Aren't you being too optimistic?
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    Even if you figured out how
    to undo Golden Bubbles,
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    there's no way I'd let you do that.
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    Sheep Cloud! Relaxing Bubbles!
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    I'll blow away those bubbles with wind!
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    Cyclone...
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    Shoot!
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    O... Oh, no... My strength is...
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    Supple Finger Pistol!
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    Takt...
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    Whip!
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    That was helpful.
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    Helpful?
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    If you blow me away like that,
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    the annoying bubbles on my
    body get blown away, too.
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    That's a bluff. If you so wish,
    I'll keep blowing you away until you die.
[21:11] ---
    The weather forecast is cloudy!
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    Cloudy Tempo!
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    This is different from the
    magic show stuff I used to do!
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    Clouds? More lightning?
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    Thunder doesn't get generated
    from such thin clouds.
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    Instead, they'll condense!
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    Don't tell me...! No, she might do that!
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    The weather forecast is rain!
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    --Cool Ball!
    --Shave!
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    Pour down! Rain Tempo!
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    You're not sweet at all. After I was nice
    enough to make your skin silky smooth.
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    If being sweet means not
    putting up a fight, then I'll pass.
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    Cool Charge!
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    What?
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    Mirage Tempo!
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    She disappeared?!
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    Now I understand... your powers...
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    ...as well as the strength of CP9.
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    What's this?!
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    Mirage Tempo...!
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    Fata Morgana!
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    Hey, is that really Chopper?
[22:47] ---
    How come he doesn't recognize us?!
[22:49] ---
    Who else has those antlers and wears that hat?!
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    Hm? Hey, wait a sec, Franky-kun!
    That attack pose...
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    What're you trying to fire?! He's one of our...
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    D-Don't be reckless!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Nami's Decision!
    Fire at the Out-of-Control Chopper!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!