E438 - A Paradise in Hell! Impel Down Level 5.5!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between
    the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good
    time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave
    the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    The time is the Great Pirate Era.
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    Countless pirates fight
    desperately for the One Piece,
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    the great treasure left behind by
    Gold Roger, King of the Pirates.
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    Monkey D. Luffy,
    a boy whose body turned to rubber
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    after he ate the Gum-Gum Fruit,
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    also takes to the sea to become
     the next King of the Pirates.
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    As Luffy and his friends
    overcome numerous adventures,
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    the World Government is less and
     less able to ignore their existence.
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    This is exciting!
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    What kind of adventure
    is waiting for us next?!
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    The crew, on its way to the New World,
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    will speed along the Grand Line again today!
SIGN    "THANK YOU"
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    Separated from the rest of the Straw Hats,
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    Luffy has snuck into Impel Down
    to rescue his brother, Ace,
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    who has been captured by the Navy.
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    Together with Red-nosed Buggy
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    and former Baroque Works
    agents Mr. 3 and Bon clay,
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    he reached level 4 the Burning Heat Hell...
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    ...but was poisoned by Magellan,
    the warden of Impel Down
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    and taken into custody!
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    As Luffy was taken into custody
    on level 5--the Freezing Hell,
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    Bon Clay tried his hardest
    to find a way to save him!
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    No way?!
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    I mean, what do you mean that
    you can't make an antidote!
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    A miracle?
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    Oh yeah! He is in Impel Down!
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    The queen of queers--
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    Ivan-san!
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    We better find him now!
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    "A Paradise in Hell!
    Impel Down Level 5.5!"
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    T-This is no good!
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    We have no choice!
    We should lock ourselves up!
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    Alright! I'll draw their attention!
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    Open it quick!
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    Dammit! Chew on this,
     my special weapon--Muggy Ball!
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    Ha! How's that?!
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    What?!
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    I did it!
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    Did you?!
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    I did it... I broke the key!
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    What're you doing?!
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    It's too late!
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    Candle Shield!
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    That was close!
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    You better get into the cell now!
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    We don't need to!
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    I have an idea!
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    Stupid wolves! You can't get us now!
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    It's no use biting it!
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    This Candle House is as hard as iron!
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    Even with your big fangs, you can't break it!
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    Let's go!
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    Oh yes!
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    1, 2! 1, 2!
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    Wow! This is nice!
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    They can't even touch us!
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    It's heavier than I thought!
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    I made it thicker than usual to protect us!
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    Yeah? Well, good job!
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    Even if it's a tortoise's pace,
    as long as we can get to the stairs,
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    then we can get out of here!
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    That's right!
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    And as long as we're in here,
     we can avoid the cold wind!
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    Alright!
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    1, 2! 1, 2!
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    Wait! Let's go back a little!
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    What's the matter?
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    Something is wrong.
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    What happened to the wolves?
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    Yeah, where the hell do they go?!
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    All of them are gone!
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    What's that noise?
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    T-This must be...
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    That was pretty clever of them!
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    Who the hell is this guy
    all covered in blood?!
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    Earlier, I was...
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    We have no chance to win!
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    I'm sorry but I gotta run!
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    Straw-chan! I'm sorry!
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    I'm sorry that I ran!
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    How do you know this guy?
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    I'm his friend!
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    Straw-chan! I'm not gonna let you die!
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    We better go now!
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    He left the keys!
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    I never thought about breaking out.
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    I gotta find Ivan-san as soon as possible!
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    Ivan-san?!
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    How should I know
    where that queer went?!
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    Who the hell are you?!
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    Emporio Ivancov?
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    Oh yeah, I remember him!
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    He must be dead!
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    What are you looking at?!
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    Why are you looking for a missing person?!
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    How did you get out of your cell?!
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    Why don't you set me free?!
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    Do you know where the man named Ivan-san is?!
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    Hello?! Can you hear me?!
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    Hey, why don't you say something?!
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    It's no use!
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    They're all frozen in that cell!
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    I wanna know...
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    Yeah, I heard you.
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    You're looking for that fairy, Ivancov, right?
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    Do you know something?
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    Look! Do you see the forest?
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    Yeah.
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    There's an abandoned jailer's room in there.
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    I once saw a strange guy moving around there.
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    Really?!
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    Why don't you go and check?
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    Thank you!
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    No problem!
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    I thought that's where the wolves live.
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    Oh? Is that so?
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    People have disappeared
    occasionally in Impel Down.
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    They didn't break out because
    some of them could barely move.
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    They just disappeared without a trace.
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    We call it "Demoning away!"
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    We all fear these unnatural disappearances,
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    and assume that they're pulled
    into the gate of hell.
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    That's why we call it "Demoning away!"
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    "The gate of hell?" "Demoning away?"
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    Yeah, right!
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    I don't think that's the reason
    that Ivan-san disappeared!
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    I've never met him but he's a miracle-worker!
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    He must be able to work miracles
    in a place like this, too!
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    Ivan-san is the God of all queers!
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    Please!
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    Save Straw-chan!
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    If antidotes won't help him...
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    ...you're his only hope!
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    And I won't give up on hoping!
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    Aak! No!
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    Straw-chan!
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    What do you think you're doing to...
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    ...Bon-chan?!
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    Leave Bon-chan...
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    ...alone!
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    S-Straw-chan! What did you do...
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    ...to them...?
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    The public execution of Ace is in...
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    ...26 hours!
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    Damn!
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    Where are you?!
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    This place is too hot! It's like hell!
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    Wow! Nice! She's exactly my type!
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    Healthy, young and beautiful!
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    Wait a minute! But...
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    ...where's that quick pansy prisoner
    who beat all of these guards?!
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    Who are you?!
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    That doesn't matter, sweetie!
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    Why don't you come here?
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    Huh?
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    I'm all sweaty!
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    Can you help me undress?
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    Please!
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    Puff-puff!
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    Why don't you unlock this door?
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    Yeah, alright!
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    Smash!
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    Here you go!
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    Alright, how can I help you?
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    Ha ha! Do you have extra clothes?
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    I got you!
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    I can't take this!
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    That queer! I'm coming after you!
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    It's nice to be able to
    lay the blame on Warden
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    but I don't like the fact he outsmarted me!
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    And I wanna become the warden!
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    I used too much poison!
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    My stomach! Oh, my stomach!
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    Yes, the riot is completely
    under control now!
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    We put all the prisoners back in their
    cells and got the keys back but...
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    ...I think some keys are missing.
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    What a pain in the butt!
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    You got to... mmm... find him!
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    Catch him alive now!
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    This queer must be... mmm... on this floor!
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    Yes, Madam!
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    Several hours later, Mr. 2 Bon Clay is...
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    Where... is this?
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    Oh yeah!
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    Straw-chan?!
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    Where did Straw-chan go?!
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    I hear people talking...
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    This is it!
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    It's so bright!
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    What?!
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    Oh! So you finally woke up, young man!
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    You've been sleeping quite
    a while! Want a drink?
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    Cheers to the newcomer!
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    Cheers!
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    We've been watching you guys on the monitor!
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    I really enjoyed it!
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    What is this place?
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    I'll take you to your seat!
    What floor did you come from?
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    We got plenty to eat! You must be hungry!
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    Wait! Where am I?! Where's Straw-chan?!
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    Do you think that you're outside the prison?!
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    Don't worry! You're still in Impel Down.
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    No way! No one's wearing
    their jail clothes here!
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    And you're eating and drinking as you want!
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    Is this some kind of paradise?!
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    Oh yeah, I remember!
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    I was chased by the wolves
    and Straw-chan helped me!
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    And I just passed out!
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    Then, am I dreaming?!
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    No! I think I died from the cold
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    so I'm in heaven now!
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    Did you wake up?
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    You've been sleeping like a
    baby for about 10 hours now.
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    10 hours?!
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    Are you kidding me?! Who are you?!
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    My name is Inazuma.
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    You're being rude!
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    I'm the one who moved the two of you.
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    You were nearly dying of exposure!
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    What? Did you say "two?"
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    Straw-chan is here, too?
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    Where is he? Is he alright?
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    Are you people jailers?
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    What is this place?!
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    Now, now, calm down.
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    He is going to tell you!
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    W-Who is He?
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    Oh! The lights are going down!
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    The shows starting!
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    Let's go to the front.
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    What is this?
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    Did you sleep alright, candy boy?
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    No, you're Mr. 2 Bon boy.
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    Who are you? Why do you know my name?!
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    Thank you for coming.
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    This is...
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    You're great! Very sexy!
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    This is...
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    Down the sewage line of Impel Down
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    and just take the route that shouldn't be there,
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    then, you'll get here!
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    It's a paradise for prisoners!
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    You've got everything here, so enjoy!
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    Drinks!
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    "Weapons!"
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    Games!
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    And most of all, we have freedom!
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    Yes, that's right! We're all free!
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    Yes! The jailers are
    panicking today as usual!
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    "Prisoners have disappeared!"
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    "They've been pulled into hell!"
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    Just like that!
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    I'm sorry but they're all here!
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    Do you say that this is hell?!
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    Maybe you're right,
    but at least it's a gay one!
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    The underground that nobody knows!
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    Welcome to...
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    ...Impel Down--Level 5.5!
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    It's a secret garden for prisoners!
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    New Kama Land!
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    Heehaw!
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    Who are these perverts?!
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    Yeah! Ivan-sama!
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    What?!
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    Ivan-sama!
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    Ivan-sama!
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    Ivan-sama?! No way!
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    He is the legendary...
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    ...Queen of Kamabakka Kingdom.
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    Heehaw!
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    Emporio Ivancov?!
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    Heehaw!
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    Bon Clay implores the miracle-worker,
    Iva-san, to cure Luffy's poisoning.
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    However, Iva-san's remedy is
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    a cruel procedure that will
    leave Luffy battered and torn.
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    A fierce battle commences against the poison.
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Luffy's Treatment Begins!
     Ivan-san's Miraculous Power!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!