E218 - Full-Blast Slow-Slow Onslaught vs. Invulnerable Luffy!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    In the right corner, hailing from East Blue!
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    The leader of a miniscule pirate band
    with a 100 million-Berry bounty...
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    ..."Straw Hat" Monkey D. Luffy!
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    Wow! The afroed Luffy is all
    fired up in the right corner!
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    Lookin' sharp, Luffy!
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    Are you kidding me?
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    There's the starting bell!
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    --Let's do it!
    --Yeah!
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    Gum-Gum... Pistol!
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    Only my fist is slow!
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    Nine-Tails Rush!
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    Oh...! I wouldn't ride that one if I were you...
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    Oh, or that one.
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    Told you so!
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    Luffy...
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    Oh, no...!
SIGN    "Full-Blast Slow-Slow Onslaught
    vs. Invulnerable Luffy"
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    E-Explosions suddenly rock our ship...
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    ...which just happens to be the battlefield...
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    Caused by Foxy Face Bombs that
    also happened to be loaded...!
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    Making their ship the battlefield
    is such a dirty trick!
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    --Hey! Luffy! What's going on?!
    --Simmer down!
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    Using this to his advantage, our boss succeeded
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    in blowing up Straw Hat Luffy
    with a cannon attack!
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    No way! Is Luffy...?!
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    Is it all over for him?! He's nowhere to be seen!
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    Whew, that was close!
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    Indeed, it was a--!
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    What?!
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    Quit it! You're annoying!
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    Straw Hat Luffy is... alive!
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    --Y-You serious?!
    --He's mind-boggling!
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    He somehow evaded the
    close-range cannon barrage!
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    What speed! I-Is this the true power
    of a man worth 100 million?!
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    --Of course it is!
    --Just finish 'im already!
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    Oh! But it looks like our boss's
    next attack is already underway!
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    From out of the resulting smoke screen
    comes our boss's disturbing laughter!
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    But where exactly is he?!
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    What does "Silver Fox" Foxy
    have up his sleeve this time?!
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    --Oh!
    --There he is!
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    Okay, I hope you're ready!
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    You got blown up?!
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    I did not! Don't be stupid!
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    Liar!
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    Don't assume for one minute
    you'll leave this battlefield alive!
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    --Slow-Slow Beam--!
    --Gum Hook!
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    No more beams for you!
    I'm gonna smash your arms!
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    He disappeared into the smoke again!
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    Huh?! There you are!
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    --A board?!
    --Slow-Slow Beam!
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    Now, then! Which one is me?
    Where will the beam come from?!
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    Darn it! How should I know?!
    They all look like stupid-heads!
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    Stupid-heads...
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    There!
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    And you call yourself a
    warm-hearted individual?!
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    You're in for it now! Look up!
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    Huh?
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    Crap! A trap door!
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    That's what you get for being distracted!
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    You're the one who told me to look up!
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    You might wanna pay more attention!
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    Huh?
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    Wh-What the...?! Whoa! The floor's moving!
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    It's dragging me away!
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    --There's Luffy!
    --Why'd he come out of there?!
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    Oh, no! He'll lose if he falls into the water!
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    I ain't gonna fall in...!
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    So close!
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    Nah, it'd be no fun if it ended so soon!
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    Hang in there, Straw Hat!
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    Geez! What's with this ship?!
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    Where'd you go, fox?!
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    What's this?!
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    A Foxy pin eerily taunts Straw Hat
    Luffy after his narrow escape!
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    In there!
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    The inside of the ship is our boss's
    playground! Will Luffy be lured in?!
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    No, Luffy! It's totally a trap!
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    He obviously has a bunch of booby traps set!
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    That jerk! I'm gonna beat his brains out!
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    Straw Hat Luffy rushes right in!
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    The battle has moved inside, but I
    can't enter to give the play-by-play!
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    This is the true essence of this round:
    a solitary battle between two combatants!
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    Get up! Get up, Luffy!
    Remember your painful training!
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    Quit playin' around and sit down. I can't see.
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    Oh, a gun deck!
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    Man, it's big! I bet Usopp would love this!
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    Now where is he?!
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    There he is!
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    All right! He's coming after me...!
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    Now he'll bust through
    the door at breakneck speed!
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    Little does he know...
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    ...that this room is filled with spikes!
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    Now rush in and get--
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    Oh. There he is.
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    Whoa, what's with that room?
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    Who fires cannons inside other
    people's ships?! Seriously!
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    Oh. It's coming back.
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    You have some nerve!
    Are you trying to kill me?!
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    Dammit!
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    I'll show you!
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    Oh! He's running away!
SIGN    "Infirmary"
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    Get back here!
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    Does this brat have any common sense?!
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    That's it! Foxy Face Transformation!
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    Stop right there, fox!
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    --A person?
    --Dear me!
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    Whatever's the matter? Do you feel sick?
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    Where are you sick? The head?
    Are you sick in the head?
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    H-Huh?! Did anyone just come in here?
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    No, I didn't see anyone. But never mind that...
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    What's wrong with you? Your face?
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    That's weird... I'm sure I saw him--
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    Hold on! That woman looked like him!
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    Could it be?!
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    Hey, you! You're that guy's sister, aren't you?!
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    Counter Fox Blow!
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    Fool!
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    What is this thing?!
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    That's weird! He really was in this room!
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    Is he even trying to fight?!
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    Oh! The kitchen!
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    Fish, fish! Cut it up, sour it up! Carpaccio!
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    Grill up a sole, fa-mi-re-do!
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    Oh? Can I help you?
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    Have you seen a fox with its head split
    in two who looks like a real moron?!
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    That's going too far...!
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    It's you!
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    I was the lady in the infirmary, too!
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    That thing, too?!
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    Slow-Slow Beam!
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    Oh... no...
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    Nine-Tails Rush!
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    Don't think I lured you
    in here without a reason.
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    Go check out what's waiting
    for you when you get sent flying!
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    It ain't a living creature.
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    That'd be against the rules, after all.
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    While a Slow-Slow Beam
    is in effect, any impacts given
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    are stored up and then go off all at once.
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    Go on, now! Your life's final stop lies ahead!
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    30 seconds are up.
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    Huh? Where is he?
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    I'm... right here!
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    Feh-feh-feh-feh-feh!
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    And another feh!
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    What's with that outfit?!
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    I am Pilot Foxy! And...
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    ...let me introduce you
    to the Gorilla Puncher 13!
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    A gorilla-like punching machine
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    that's had every single flaw ironed
    out through constant improvement!
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    Is the gorilla face really necessary?!
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    Excellent point!
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    I mean, shut up! Who asked you?!
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    Go, Gorilla Puncher 13!
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    How is it moving on its own?
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    It's a secret...!
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    You're sure sweatin' a lot...
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    Shut up!
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    You think you can dodge these
    measly punches, don'tcha?
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    Slow-Slow Beam!
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    What? Where are you aiming--?
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    Take a look behind you!
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    Huh? Who's that?! A mirror?!
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    Yes! Mirrors reflect Slowmo Photons!
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    Got ya!
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    Ouch! Ouch!
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    Oh, that hurt? Too hot for you?
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    I forgot to mention that this
    thing's punches are flaming hot!
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    Better watch out! Not even Sea Kings
    can withstand a beating from this!
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    Mirror Racket!
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    We're just getting started!
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    Slowpoke Ball Demon Coach! A two-sided
    attack with bouncing beams and punches!
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    Oh! So that's why the beams
    didn't work on that fishman!
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    Man, this is irritating!
    If I can just get close to him...!
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    Keep running! You'll end up squished
    between the gorilla and the mirror!
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    That's it!
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    I never thought of that!
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    What?!
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    Gum-Gum Pistol!
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    Got him!
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    Slow-Slow Beam! Beam! Beam!
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    Fool!
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    Gorilla Punch Golden Hits!
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    Round #3 of this second Davy Back Fight--
    the combat round-- is underway!
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    What's happening now is
    anyone's guess, but there's no doubt
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    a truly epic battle is
    taking place inside the ship!
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    Boss! Boss! Boss!...
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    Despite not being able to see him,
    the crowd cheers for our boss!
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    He ain't gonna lose!
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    Of course not! He's Luffy! And he has a 'fro!
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    Being Luffy is more than enough.
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    That damn fox...
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    What's so special about an afro?
    Does it power you up or something?!
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    This is taking longer than usual...
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    Well, the guy is made of rubber.
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    He's made of rubber and has a 'fro!
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    Seriously, what's that
    have to do with anything?!
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    Luffy will win us back...!
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    Yes. He does have that afro and all.
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    Not you too, Robin...!
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    Oh, my! There's activity on the deck!
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    Who has the upper hand?!
    Or could the fight be over now?!
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    I see two figures!
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    Our boss is the one still standing!
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    Boss!
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    Meanwhile, Straw Hat is charred black!
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    He seems to have taken some
    seriously heavy punches!
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    Luffy!
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    That's impossible...
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    How could some simple punches
    burn him?! What did he do?!
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    Luffy!
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    Look!
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    Straw Hat Luffy is up!
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    Just when it seemed he was down
    for the count, he got back up!
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    Looks like you barely
    pulled through, Straw Hat...
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    It's the brotherly soul! Afro power!
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    Kick his butt, Boss!
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    Take this!
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    This is the Slow-Slow Beam Sword!
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    I've restrained your arms and legs!
    But feel free to move anything else!
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    Not that you can, though.
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    Megaton Nine-Tails Rush!
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    Rush! Rush!
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    Rush!
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    Rush! Rush!
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    Rush!
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    Rush! Rush!
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    Rush!
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    30 seconds.
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    He's down for sure this time-- No, wait!
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    Luffy!
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    Straw Hat Luffy is up!
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    Whoa! Who is this guy?!
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    It's gotta be the 'fro! Is it the afro's wildness?!
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    Stubborn little...!
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    Take this! Slow-Slow Beam!
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    Megaton Nine-Tails Rush!
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    Dammit, that's not fair!
    That beam's against the rules!
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    Usopp!
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    Whoa! This looks like the end...!
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    Dealing the punches ain't so easy, either!
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    He's beating him to death out there!
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    Oh?! Again...?!
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    A-Again...?!
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    Luffy...!
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    I won't...
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    ...let you have...
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    ...a single member of my crew...
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    ...even if it costs me my life!
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    Luffy...
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    Straw... Straw Hat Luffy
    is on his feet once again!
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    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
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    Chasing after something constant
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    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
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    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
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    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
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    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
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    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Wild fantasies from our childhood
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    We trace unforgettable memories
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    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
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    Together we entrust our feelings
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    We go beyond the changing time
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    He's unsteady and out of breath,
    yet he stands with a glimmer in his eye!
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    Now this is a Davy Back Fight!
    I'm so teary-eyed I can't see straight!
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    --Luffy!
    --Luffy! Luffy!
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    Don't cheer on the enemy!
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    Boss! Boss!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Epic, Heated Combat!
    The Fateful Final Conclusion"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!