E18 - You're the Weird Creature! Gaimon and His Strange Friends!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger,
    the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure?
    If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the
    Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Foolish pirates.
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    You'd knowingly attack
    the invincible fleet
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    commanded by Captain
    Usopp-sama of the Going Merry?!
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    Attack them, men! Attack!
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    C'mon, you guys. Show some
    interest in other people...
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    All done!
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    Look! A pirate flag!
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    Now that Usopp's joined
    and we have four people,
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    we need to have our own mark!
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    That's our mark?
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    Whadya think? Nice, huh?!
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    A pirate flag is a symbol
    of death. A symbol of fear!
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    I do sense fear, though...
    Fear of your talent.
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    Wish you would've told me first!
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    Don't forget about me,
    the gifted artist!
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    Gifted artist?
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    I've drawn graffiti on walls
    for 50 years straight!
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    When it comes to painting,
    I'm in a league all my own!
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    Awesome! 50 years?!
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    That means he's an old man now!
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    Not only that, he must have
    5 or 6 grandkids by now!
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    That's awesome, too!
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    Hey!
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    Alright! Behold this work of art!
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    Tadah!
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    Who told you to make your flag?!
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    I guess that's more like it.
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    Wow, it's pretty good!
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    Yeah! It's good! I like it!
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    So this is our mark...
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    Alright! Usopp!
    Draw one on the sail, too!
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    Right!
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    Alright! All done!
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    Now the Going Merry
    pirate ship is all set!
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    "You're the Weird Creature!
    Gaimon and His Strange Friends"
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    I'm pooped...
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    Is this the right way?
    It seems kinda dangerous...
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    What?!
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    Wait.
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    That's it! That's the place!
    No doubt about it!
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    Do you see something neat?
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    The legendary Treasure Island.
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    The legendary Treasure Island?
    I've heard of that before!
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    Yeah! It's a famous
    island among pirates!
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    As are the weird stories about it...
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    Weird stories?
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    That whoever gets near the
    island incurs a god's wrath...
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    W-Were the rumors really true?!
    Is this the god's wrath?!
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    That sounds kinda neat!
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    Luffy! You're not thinking of--
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    We sure are!
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    Let's go! Treasure Island!
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    This is one creepy island!
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    Yeah?
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    It's said that an extraordinary treasure
    rests somewhere on this island.
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    Supposedly, lots of pirates
    have landed here in the past,
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    but they've all fled in terror
    before they could even look for it.
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    In terror?
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    Supposedly, one pirate's face
    suddenly changed into a boar's face,
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    and another's mustache stretched
    out and strangled him like snakes.
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    That's not real, right?
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    Though I'm sure the stories
    are exaggerated somewhat!
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    D-Don't scare me like that!
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    I'm hungry.
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    I'm going to sleep.
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    How can he sleep in
    a creepy place like this?
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    Yeah. What kind of
    nerves does he have?
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    What are you doing?! Don't scare me!
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    N-No, I just thought I'd do
    a little dance to liven things up!
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    See? See? See?
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    Stop that, Luffy...
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    W-What is this?!
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    Leave...
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    --Who's there?!
    --Leave!
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    Where's it coming from?!
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    I am this island's protective god!
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    Leave this island at once
    if you value your lives!
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    Protective god?
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    You guys're pirates, aren't you?
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    --Yeah.
    --Pirates, just as I thought.
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    Why would a god ask
    something like that?
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    Listen! Just try taking
    another step into the forest!
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    The instant you do, will you
    receive my divine punishment
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    and meet your doom?!
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    How should I know?
    Why are you asking me?
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    --What's the deal?
    --This guy seems kinda weird.
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    What did you say, straw hat boy?!
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    W-What are these things?!
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    Humans I completely transformed
    when they came to look for treasure.
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    Then you really are a god?!
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    Look at all these weird things...
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    Is this a lion?
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    Are you sure it's not a pig?
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    Oww! Oww! Oww!
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    W-What exactly are you?!
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    I'm a rubber person!
    I ate a Devil Fruit!
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    Devil Fruit?! Don't be absurd!
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    I heard rumors about them long ago
    when I used to be a pirate, but...
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    When you used to be a pirate?
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    N-No! I'm not reminiscing
    about old times at all!
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    No, I don't want to
    hear about old times!
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    What're you talking about?
    You're the one who said it!
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    Are you really a god?!
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    Shut up! If you won't leave,
    then receive my divine punishment!
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    Now you've done it, God!
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    H-How are you all right?!
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    --There you are!
    --Don't move!
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    I told you not to move!
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    --That can't be!
    --Hey, God or whoever!
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    Pistols don't work on this guy!
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    But they surprise me,
    so I don't like 'em!
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    M-Monster!
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    O-Over there!
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    Here it is. His pistol.
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    Where'd he go?
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    --What is this?
    --This is a god?
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    It's moving!
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    Stand me up, already!
    I said stand me up!
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    He's a person!
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    Neat! Is he a scrub brush?
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    What's so god-like about you?!
    You thought you could trick us!
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    Shut up! Stand me up, I say!
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    Don't act all big after
    you've fallen over!
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    I-I'll let you go for today!
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    Wait!
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    Huh?!
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    Huh?!
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    --Hey! Luffy!
    --Luffy!
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    There. You're all set.
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    You're a pretty popular guy, God...
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    So you used these guys
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    to scare off everyone
    who came to the island?
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    But I've never seen a person stuffed
    inside a treasure chest before!
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    Are you a boxed and sheltered son?
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    Yeah. I've been overly pampered
    since I was just a little boy...
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    Of course I'm not!
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    I can't get out of this box!
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    I've been alone on this island
    and in this box for 20 years now!
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    20 years?!
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    You've been all alone on
    this island for 20 years?
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    My hair and mustache
    are just as you can see.
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    Even my eyebrows got connected...
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    It's also been 20 years since I've
    conversed with anyone like this.
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    Can you understand how painful this is?
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    --It seems ridiculous.
    --What did you say?!
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    Oh, here you are...
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    You were asleep this whole time,
    even after all that happened?!
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    W-Who's this guy?!
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    Notice sooner.
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    He's a guy stuffed in a treasure chest!
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    Are you a boxed and sheltered son?!
[12:52] ---
    Yeah. I've been overly pampered
    since I was just a little boy...
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    Of course I'm not!
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    Don't do the same stupid gag twice!
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    Zoro! Gimme a hand!
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    Ouch! Ouch!
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    What are you doing?! Stop it!
    You're pulling my head off!
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    You're right! You can't get out!
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    Don't be crazy!
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    Because of my lack of
    exercise over the years,
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    this treasure chest fits
    together with my body now!
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    If you try to break it,
    my body'll get destroyed, too!
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    He's a strangely annoying guy.
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    But who are you guys?
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    You're nothing like any of the
    other pirates who've come here.
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    I'm Luffy! The man who's
    gonna be King of the Pirates!
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    W-What?!
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates
    and get the One Piece!
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    The One Piece?!
[13:38] ---
    Don't tell me you're seriously
    planning to enter the Grand Line?!
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    We even have a chart of the Grand Line!
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    Don't take it lightly!
    That place is Hell, or a graveyard!
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    I once saw pirates who'd managed
    to escape from the Grand Line!
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    They looked almost like people
    who had died and lost their souls!
[13:57] ---
    Something incredibly
    horrific must've happened,
[13:59] ---
    or they must've run into
    monsters or something...
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    Not a single one of them
    even tried to speak.
[14:06] ---
    On top of that, rumors about the
    One Piece spawn even more rumors,
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    so there's no telling what's true or not!
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    Some 20-odd years since the
    start of the Great Pirate Era,
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    the One Piece is already a dream
    within a dream beyond a legend!
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    So which is the Grand Line?
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    Dunno. Don't you know,
    old scrub brush guy?
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    I can't read sea charts one bit.
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    Oh. Then we're the same.
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    That's not a pirate conversation!
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    Anyways, even if we do
    enter the Grand Line,
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    earning as much money as we can,
    then escaping, is the best idea.
[14:42] ---
    I will find the One Piece!
    I have good luck!
[14:46] ---
    Where does all that
    confidence of yours come from?
[14:48] ---
    I will get it! You'll see!
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    Whatever you say...
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    You're the same...
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    You're just like me; you even
    look like me, like we're twins!
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    How in the world
    does he look like you?!
[15:03] ---
    I understand! Achieving
    your dreams someday!
[15:07] ---
    We used to think the same way!
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    We?
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    We were willing to put our lives
    on the line to search for treasure!
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    It was that zeal that
    changed my entire life!
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    W-Wait. What do you mean?
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    It was 20 years ago. My fellow
    pirates and I landed on this island.
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    To find the treasure that
    was said to rest here.
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    200 men have searched for
    a month now, but it's no use!
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    All we've found on this island
    is this one empty treasure chest!
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    We're leaving, men!
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    What're you doing, Gaimon?
    We're going on ahead!
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    Yeah.
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    Did anyone look up there?
[15:57] ---
    The captain stayed down
    here the whole month...
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    I'll check it out one last time!
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    I couldn't believe my own eyes!
[16:14] ---
    I-I found it! It's up here!
[16:17] ---
    Hey! Guys!
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    That's when I got stuck in the chest!
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    When I came to, my crew
    was already far out to sea.
[16:38] ---
    Crap!
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    Wait a minute! Does that
    mean that fortune is all mine?!
[16:47] ---
    I can't climb up like this!
[16:49] ---
    I can't get out! I can't get out!
[16:54] ---
    Hey! Come back!
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    Even after all this time,
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    the fortune I only saw for an
    instant has never left my mind.
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    Pirates have come to this island
    in search of treasure countless times,
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    but I used these guys
    to scare them all away.
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    That's how I've protected
    the treasure for 20 years now!
[17:18] ---
    It's mine!
[17:20] ---
    Yeah! No question about it! It's yours!
[17:23] ---
    Alright, Gaimon-san!
    We'll get the treasure for you!
[17:29] ---
    --R-Really?!
    --Yeah!
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    Don't tell me you're gonna...
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    Aren't you a thief who
    only steals from pirates?
[17:35] ---
    How rude!
[17:37] ---
    Even I know what's
    appropriate and what's not!
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    Here?
[18:05] ---
    I haven't been here for a while, myself.
[18:14] ---
    The time has finally come!
    Today is a great day!
[18:17] ---
    I'm counting on you, Straw Hat!
[18:19] ---
    Alright! Gum-Gum...
[18:24] ---
    ...Rocket!
[18:30] ---
    Yes!
[18:38] ---
    W-Well?! Is it there?!
[18:43] ---
    What's he doing?
[18:45] ---
    Luffy!
[18:46] ---
    --Hey! Luffy!
    --What the heck's going on?!
[18:53] ---
    I found 'em! Six treasure chests!
[18:56] ---
    W-Well done!
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    I finally got it!
    The treasure! The treasure!
[19:04] ---
    Toss my treasure down here!
[19:08] ---
    --Hurry! Hurry!
    --No.
[19:09] ---
    What?!
[19:12] ---
    No! I don't wanna toss it down!
[19:14] ---
    What nonsense is this?!
    Quit joking around!
[19:18] ---
    Yeah! That treasure belongs
    to Gaimon-san! Toss it all down!
[19:28] ---
    Quit clowning around, you!
[19:30] ---
    It's all right.
[19:32] ---
    --It doesn't matter anymore.
    --Of course it does!
[19:35] ---
    Yeah! You've guarded that
    treasure for 20 years, Gaimon-san!
[19:40] ---
    Straw Hat. You're...
[19:42] ---
    ...a great guy!
[19:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:48] ---
    I had a slight inkling
    that might be the case...
[19:52] ---
    I tried to avoid
    thinking about it, but...
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    They're empty, aren't they?
[20:01] ---
    Yeah. They're all empty.
[20:04] ---
    That's terrible... The treasure
    he guarded for 20 years
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    was just empty boxes...
[20:09] ---
    It happens all the time with
    treasures that have treasure maps...
[20:14] ---
    You go to look, but
    someone's already stolen it.
[20:17] ---
    That's how much of an ordeal
    treasure-hunting is for pirates.
[20:22] ---
    You can wait all your life, or lose
    your life, and never touch treasure...
[20:26] ---
    There are more pirates like
    that than you can count!
[20:31] ---
    Don't be so upset, old guy!
[20:34] ---
    It's a good thing we
    came after 20 years!
[20:36] ---
    30 years later and you
    might've been dead!
[20:40] ---
    Straw Hat...
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    --Luffy...
    --He's...
[20:44] ---
    You've made this much
    of a fool of yourself!
[20:46] ---
    All you got left now is the One Piece!
[20:48] ---
    Come be a pirate again with us!
[20:51] ---
    You're... inviting me?!
[20:56] ---
    No one's even tried to talk to me
    before when they saw me like this!
[21:01] ---
    How many years it's been
    since I trusted someone!
[21:11] ---
    Thank you...
[21:24] ---
    You're really gonna stay
    on this island, old guy?
[21:27] ---
    Yeah, Straw Hat.
    Even if there is no treasure,
[21:30] ---
    there's something else I want to protect.
[21:33] ---
    --Eh?
    --Something you want to protect?
[21:37] ---
    I've shared hard times and happy
    times with these guys for 20 years.
[21:41] ---
    I can't leave them now.
[21:51] ---
    Now that I know there's no treasure,
    I somehow finally feel free.
[21:55] ---
    I think I can really
    live a life I want now.
[21:59] ---
    Plus, I've actually grown
    a bit fond of being in this box!
[22:02] ---
    Oh! That's too bad, then!
    You're a neat old guy, too!
[22:06] ---
    So the weird creatures
    are your true friends...
[22:08] ---
    He's the weirdest creature
    of them all, though!
[22:11] ---
    Say what?!
[22:22] ---
    See ya! Take care!
[22:25] ---
    Bye!
[22:30] ---
    Straw Hat...
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    Strive for your dream, for me.
[22:35] ---
    You, if anyone, will surely get
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    the legendary treasure,
    the One Piece!
[22:43] ---
    And then... buy the world!
[22:55] ---
    When I was little, I had
    a vision of a treasure map
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    and I always searched
    for that miraculous place
[23:16] ---
    before someone else could
    beat me to it
[23:26] ---
    If the world is going to change
[23:37] ---
    before I can even attain my dream
[23:44] ---
    then take me to the time
    when I knew nothing
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    so that my memories won't fade
[24:10] ---
    Hey, Zoro. When did you start
    using the Three-Sword Style?
[24:12] ---
    Oh, it--
[24:13] ---
    You're so dumb! Zoro would
    never tell anyone about himself!
[24:17] ---
    --Actually...
    --One sword is different
    from the others, right?
[24:20] ---
    --He just couldn't get a full set!
    --Hey!
[24:21] ---
    It's just some ordinary old sword?!
[24:24] ---
    Shut up, you guys!
[24:26] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[24:27] ---
    "The Three-Sword Style's Past!
    Zoro and Kuina's Vow!"
[24:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!