E279 - Jump Towards the Falls! Luffy's Feelings!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the Grand Line
    in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Sogeking.
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    Hm?
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    Shoot through that flag.
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    Roger.
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    Huh?
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    This is my new weapon,
    a huge slingshot... named Kabuto!
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    Have a good look at its power!
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    Special Attack... Firebird Star!
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    Oh, no...!
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    Mission accomplished.
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    Are you insane?! Don't think
    that you'll be able to survive
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    after making the entire world your enemy!
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    Bring it on!
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    Robin!
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    We still haven't heard you say it!
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    Say you want to live!
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    Robin...
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    Robin!
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    To live...
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    I thought it was something I dared not wish for.
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    No one ever let me wish for it.
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    The sea is vast, so someday, definitely...
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    ...you'll come across friends who'll protect you!
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    If... it's really okay for me
    to utter my wish for once...
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    I...
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    I want to live!
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    Take me to the sea with you!
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    You guys...! I love you guys, dammit!
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    Let's go!
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    The drawbridge is coming down!
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    Looks like they pulled through. Good timing.
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    Robin!
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    We're gonna rescue you for sure!
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    The drawbridge is coming down! Go! Straw Hat!
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    How dare those damn pirates?!
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    We're not gonna let it happen!
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    Get the trench mortar ready!
    Stop the drawbridge! Break it if you have to!
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    Yes, sir!
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    The drawbridge stopped coming down?!
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    How dare they get in our way?! Damn bastards!
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    Who's doing this?!
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    Hey, pirates!
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    What?! Kokoro-san?!
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    I heard everything!
    What're you guys wasting time for?!
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    Wasting time? But the
    bridge is only halfway down.
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    Jump with all your might towards the falls!
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    The sound of the sea train?
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    Huh? What's the meaning of that smile?
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    Here we go!
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    I knew it!
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    Nooo!
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    I wasn't gonna take you anyway!
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    You'll never be a pirate!
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    I will too!
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    Someday, I'm gonna gather a
    crew every bit as good as yours,
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    and I'm gonna find the
    greatest treasure in the world,
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    and I'm gonna be King of
    the Pirates! I'll show you!
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    When I was a kid, I swore that I'd
    gather a crew and become a pirate...
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    ...like the pirate who protected me.
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    You're already one of my crew.
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    Robin...
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    Just like the pirate who protected me,
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    I'll protect you, too!
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    "Jump Towards the Falls! Luffy's Feelings!!"
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    Then take me on your next voyage, Shanks!
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    I wanna be a pirate too!
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    As if you could ever be a pirate!
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    Why not?!
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    Luffy. Just bein' a good swimmer
    doesn't mean you'd make a good pirate.
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    I'm good at fighting too!
    My punches are like pistols!
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    Oh, really?
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    What's that mean?!
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    He means you're too much of a kid, Luffy!
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    Seriously, you're as old as my own kid!
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    I'm not a kid! I'm a grownup!
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    Now, now. Don't get so mad.
    Here! Have some juice!
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    Wow! Thanks!
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    See, you are a kid! Ha!
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    That wasn't fair, Shanks!
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    Don't laugh!
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    Stupid cheapskate Shanks!
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    Pardon us.
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    Oh... So these are "pirates."
    Look pretty damn dumb.
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    Welcome...
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    We're mountain bandits. But we
    ain't here to tear up the place.
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    Sell us some booze. Ten barrels oughta do.
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    I'm sorry. I just ran out of alcohol.
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    That's odd.
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    These pirates seem to be drinking
    something... What is it, water?
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    No, what they're drinking is the last of it.
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    My apologies. Looks like we
    drank the whole place dry.
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    Sorry!
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    You can have this, if you'd like.
    It hasn't been opened yet.
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    There's an eight-million-Berry
    bounty on my head, you know.
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    One bottle ain't even enough for
    a bedtime drink! Don't insult me!
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    Now the floor's all wet.
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    Sorry about that, Makino-san.
    Do you have a rag?
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    Oh, I'll do that!
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    Seems you like to clean. Then maybe
    you'll find this more fulfilling.
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    Not worth our time if they're
    out of booze. Let's go!
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    Later, wimps!
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    Are you all right, Captain? Are you hurt?!
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    Oh, I'm fine. No problem at all.
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    He got you good, boss!
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    Talk about lame!
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    Why are you laughing?!
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    That was so uncool!
    Why didn't you fight them?!
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    No matter how many there are
    or how strong they seem,
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    you're not men--or pirates--if you
    laugh after something like that!
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    I can understand how you feel,
    but he only spilled some booze on me.
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    It's nothing worth getting mad over.
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    Whatever!
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    Eating out of frustration, Luffy?
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    Shut up!
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    Wait, what're you eating?!
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    That box! Did you eat what was in that box?!
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    Y-Yeah...
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    Spit it out! Right now! Every last bite!
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    W-What're you doing, Shanks?!
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    What... was that?
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    What you ate was the Gum-Gum Fruit!
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    The Gum-Gum Fruit is known as a Devil Fruit!
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    Eating it turns your body to rubber,
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    and makes you lose the ability
    to swim for the rest of your life!
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    Eh?! No way!
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    You dumbass!
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    What's the idea, boy? People were
    drinkin' and havin' a nice time.
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    Dammit! Apologize! How dare you
    make fun of Shanks and his crew?!
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    Did I say something to offend you?
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    You did! Now apologize!
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    Mayor!
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    You see the looks on those pirates' faces?!
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    He got covered in booze, but didn't
    say a word! Talk about pathetic!
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    Pirates are just a bunch of wimps.
    They're nothing but talk.
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    Stop it!
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    Stop making fun of Shanks and
    the others! They are not wimps!
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    Stop, Luffy!
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    Stop making fun of Shanks and
    the others! You stupid bandits!
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    You oughta watch your mouth, boy.
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    No one who's ever made me
    mad has lived to tell the tale.
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    Wait!
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    Let the boy go! Please!
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    I don't know what Luffy has done,
    nor do I intend to fight with you!
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    If you're not offended, I'll even pay you!
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    Just, please! Spare the boy's life!
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    Mayor!
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    Leave it to senior citizens
    to know how the world works.
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    But no, it's too late for him now.
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    After all, he's made me angry...
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    You're the bad guys! You mountain apes!
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    You're a lost cause, kid. You can
    regret all this in the next life!
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    --Luffy!
    --Please! Let him go!
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    I was wondering why the bar was empty...
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    Looks like it's those
    mountain bandits from before.
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    Captain!
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    Shanks!
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    So you pirates are still here, huh?
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    Have you been scrubbing the
    village clean this whole time?
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    Luffy!
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    I thought your punches
    were as strong as pistols?
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    S-Shut up!
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    I dunno why you're here, but you'd
    best leave before you get hurt.
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    Any closer and he'll shoot your head off, wimp.
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    He said no closer!
    Don't make me blow your head off!
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    Put your life on the line.
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    Huh?!
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    Now that you've drawn your pistol,
    put your life on the line.
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    What the hell're you talkin' about?
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    I'm saying those aren't for threatening people.
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    N-Now you've done it!
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    These bastards fight dirty!
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    --Dirty?
    --Cut the crap.
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    What, do you think you're
    dealing with saints or something?
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    You're looking at pirates!
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    Shut up! You got nothin' to
    do with this in the first place!
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    Listen, bandits.
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    Whether I'm splattered with
    alcohol or food or even spit on,
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    most of the time I'd just
    laugh and forget about it.
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    But...!
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    No matter what the reason,
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    anyone who hurts my friends has to pay!
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    Shanks...
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    Has to pay, huh?!
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    Lousy pirates! Kill 'em, men!
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    I'll handle this. Should be easy enough.
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    Don't get cocky, bandit.
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    If you wanna fight us, then go
    drag a warship here or somethin'.
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    So strong!
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    H-Hold on! The kid attacked us!
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    You are a wanted man.
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    Damn it!
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    A smokescreen!
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    Luffy!
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    I made a clean getaway!
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    They'll never expect a mountain
    bandit to escape onto the sea!
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    Dammit! Let me go,
    you stupid ape! I hope you die!
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    You wish! You're the one who's gonna die!
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    After all, you've made me mad!
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    So long!
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    Dammit! Dammit!
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    Those guys are scum, but I couldn't
    even hit them once! Dammit!
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    Sorry! I got no use for you anymore!
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    W-What the hell?!
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    Help...!
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    Shanks!
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    Get lost!
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    I'm in your debt, Luffy...
    Makino-san told me everything.
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    You fought for us.
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    Hey, don't cry! You're a man!
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    But... Shanks...!
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    Your arm!
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    It's only an arm. It's no big deal.
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    I'm just glad you're alright...
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    You're leaving, then?
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    Yeah. It was a long stay, but now we part ways.
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    Bet you'll miss me, huh?
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    Well, yeah, but I won't
    ask you to take me anymore.
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    I've decided to become
    a pirate on my own now!
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    I wasn't gonna take you anyway!
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    You'll never be a pirate!
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    I will too!
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    Someday, I'm gonna gather a
    crew every bit as good as yours,
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    and I'm gonna find the
    greatest treasure in the world,
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    and I'm gonna be King of
    the Pirates! I'll show you!
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    You're gonna surpass us, huh?
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    In that case...
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    ...I'll leave this hat with you.
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    It's dear to me.
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    Take good care of it!
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    Ten years later,
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    I sailed out and became a pirate.
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    Just like Shanks protected me,
    I'll protect my friends!
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    Nooo!
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    Just wait, Robin!
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    "Straw Hat Theater"
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    "Part 1"
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    That bastard...!
SIGN    "Usodaba Gang's base of evil"
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    That detestable Chopper Man!
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    I'm not gonna let him thwart my plans
    to take over the world anymore!
SIGN    "Evil Incarnate, Usodaba"
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    This is Dr. Usodaba, evil incarnate!
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    He leads the evil Usodaba Gang
    and schemes to take over the world!
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    He's an evil scientist who produces evil
    phantoms, monsters, robots--anything!
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    Those are some of his underlings behind him.
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    I'll lure him out to my base and
    wait for him here, ready to strike.
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    And then, I'll crush him with
    my gang's full fighting power!
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    Swoosh!
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    His weakness is...
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    That's right, his assistant, Namifia!
SIGN    "Pretty Assistant, Namifia"
[21:16] ---
    This is Namifia, a pretty assistant!
[21:18] ---
    She efficiently manages
    Chopper Man's missions.
[21:21] ---
    Now, men, go!
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    First, bring me a hostage!
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    Dabada!
[21:26] ---
    We brought one!
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    --'Sup!
    --Hey, you brought him?!
SIGN    "Champion of Justice, Chopper Man"
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    This is Chopper Man, our hero
    and champion of justice!
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    He flies around using his Chopper
    cape and fights for world peace!
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    His weapon is his cuteness!
SIGN    "Cute Spark!!"
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    With his killer "Cute Spark,"
    he can make any enemy's heart melt.
[21:43] ---
    If that doesn't work, he uses "Chopper
    Violence" to beat the crap out of them!
[21:50] ---
    I want tea.
[21:51] ---
    Hey, what's the big deal, relaxing at my base?!
[21:54] ---
    Hm?! What's that big thing in the garden?!
[21:57] ---
    It's my secret weapon!
    Stop checking it out, you jerk!
[22:00] ---
    Can I try riding on you?
[22:01] ---
    Sure, go ahead.
[22:02] ---
    Hey! Why are you making
    friends with him, Luffybomber?!
SIGN    "Secret Weapon, Giant Robot, Giant Luffybomber"
[22:05] ---
    This is Giant Luffybomber, a giant
    robot and their secret weapon.
[22:08] ---
    It's a giant robot that's fifty meters tall.
[22:10] ---
    When Usodaba comes on board,
    it becomes your worst, strongest enemy.
[22:14] ---
    Special traits: It can speak.
[22:15] ---
    Personality: It does its own thing!
SIGN    "Rice Ball Monster, Zorokiller"
[22:30] ---
    This is the rice ball monster, Zorokiller!
[22:31] ---
    When he demands rice balls,
    if you don't have any,
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    he gets angry and says, "Make sure
    you have some from now on!"
SIGN    "Flower Monster, Robiflowern"
[22:36] ---
    This is the flower monster,
    Robiflowern. She's an evil woman
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    who's been defeated by Chopper Man's
    killer "Cute Spark" time after time.
SIGN    "Naughty Monster, Sanjiropus"
[22:41] ---
    This is the naughty monster, Sanjiropus.
[22:43] ---
    He insists that he isn't naughty, but he's
    always thinking about naughty stuff.
[22:46] ---
    He shows no mercy to guys.
SIGN    "The Usodaba Gang's Evil Three"
[22:48] ---
    They are the Usodaba Gang's Evil Three.
[22:50] ---
    They have nothing to do
    with this story, though...
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    Thus, the evil gang has been wiped out.
[22:56] ---
    Whoa! Amazing!
[22:57] ---
    You're cool, Luffybomber!
[22:59] ---
    Darn straight I am!
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    Chopper Man! There's trouble
    in one of the eastern towns!
[23:06] ---
    Okay! I'll head there in Luffybomber,
    the giant robot I obtained the other day!
[23:10] ---
    --It's not here!
    --I sold it.
[23:12] ---
    --What?!
    --Go! Go! Our Chopper Man!
[23:14] ---
    Fight for world peace!
[23:25] ---
    D-Don't worry, Robin-kun.
    Y-You've got us on your side.
[23:29] ---
    He says, while trembling in his boots.
[23:32] ---
    I-I'm just trembling with anticipation!
[23:34] ---
    Yeah? Well then, let's hurry up and take
    care of these World Government guys!
[23:37] ---
    Then we'll rescue Robin-kun without fail!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "The Ways of Men!
    Zoro's Techniques, Usopp's Dream"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!