E80 - An Island Without Doctors? Adventure in a Nameless Land!

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    Inherited will...
[00:14] ---
    The tide of the times...
    People's dreams...
[00:17] ---
    These things cannot be stopped.
[00:20] ---
    As long as people
    seek the answer of freedom,
[00:23] ---
    these things will never cease to be!
[00:35] ---
    I only believe in the future --
    I don't care if anyone laughs
[00:41] ---
    That racing passion makes you shine
[00:46] ---
    It's too bright,
    but I want to gaze at it
[00:52] ---
    I sense "aesthetics" somewhere
[00:56] ---
    I'm really really stuck on you
[00:59] ---
    I follow, follow in the footsteps
    of a dream that resembles no one
[01:05] ---
    Until I dramatically get it
[01:09] ---
    Believe In Wonderland!
[01:18] ---
    I'm going to catch, catch the shape
    of a dream no one can see
[01:24] ---
    I'm going to go with you,
    so passionate feelings
[01:30] ---
    I don't really
    need everything to add up
[01:33] ---
    Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,
[01:36] ---
    run for paradise instead
[01:40] ---
    Believe In Wonderland!
[01:51] ---
    We found an island!
[01:54] ---
    An island?!
[01:56] ---
    Oh! An island! We found an island!
[01:58] ---
    Hey, Nami! Good for you!
    There's an island! You can get better!
[02:02] ---
    There's an island! An island! Island!
[02:05] ---
    --Island! Island!
    --Just go look.
[02:11] ---
    An island!
[02:17] ---
    All this snow! I'm so happy!
[02:21] ---
    That's far enough, pirates!
[02:28] ---
    Hey. I found people.
[02:30] ---
    But... they don't seem too friendly...
[02:35] ---
    Attention, pirates! Leave this
    place at once! This instant!
[02:40] ---
    We came to find a doctor!
[02:43] ---
    We have a sick person onboard!
[02:44] ---
    We won't fall for that trick,
    you filthy pirates!
[02:49] ---
    They really hate our guts.
    And we've just met, too...
[02:52] ---
    Don't talk back!
[02:54] ---
    They're shooting!
[02:55] ---
    You didn't just do that!
[02:57] ---
    --Bastard!
    --Stop, Sanji-san!
[03:12] ---
    "An Island Without Doctors?
    Adventure in a Nameless Land!"
[03:20] ---
    Vivi!
[03:24] ---
    Why, you--!
[03:26] ---
    Aim!
[03:35] ---
    No! Stop!
[03:37] ---
    Fighting won't help anything!
[03:39] ---
    I'm fine! It only grazed my arm!
[03:44] ---
    In that case, we won't land here!
    But could we ask for a doctor?
[03:49] ---
    Our friend is suffering from a grave illness.
    Please help! I beg you!
[03:55] ---
    Vivi!
[03:56] ---
    You're not fit to be captain, Luffy.
[04:00] ---
    Not everything can be fixed
    by acting recklessly!
[04:06] ---
    If you start a fight here,
    what will happen to Nami-san?
[04:23] ---
    Yeah. I'm sorry! I was wrong!
[04:26] ---
    Please call a doctor!
[04:28] ---
    Please help our friend!
[04:42] ---
    I will show you to the village.
[04:45] ---
    Follow me.
[04:56] ---
    See? They understood!
[04:58] ---
    Yeah! You're amazing!
[05:12] ---
    I must warn you, the only doctor
    we have here is a witch.
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    Witch?
[05:19] ---
    You gotta be kidding me.
    Nothing here makes sense...
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    What is this place, anyway?
[05:27] ---
    This land still does not have a name.
[05:30] ---
    A nameless land?
    Does that really happen?
[05:37] ---
    A bear!
[05:39] ---
    Everyone! Pretend to be dead!
[05:43] ---
    A Hiking Bear. They pose no danger.
[05:46] ---
    Don't forget to bow.
    It's proper hiking manners.
[05:54] ---
    Okay! All better now!
[05:57] ---
    See!
[06:00] ---
    Now I can finally do
    some real training!
[06:03] ---
    I was getting sick of
    that watered-down training,
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    and just watching the ship
    is boring as hell.
[06:11] ---
    Maybe I'll go for some cold-weather
    swimming to suppress my self.
[06:20] ---
    This is our village, Big Horn.
[06:25] ---
    There are weird animals
    walking everywhere...
[06:27] ---
    That's snow country for ya!
[06:29] ---
    Nami-san! We made it to a village
    with people! It's a village!
[06:34] ---
    Okay. Thanks for the help, everyone.
[06:37] ---
    Those who aren't guards
    can return to their work.
[06:40] ---
    But, will you be alright by yourself,
    Dalton-san? They're pirates!
[06:44] ---
    I believe they pose no threat.
[06:46] ---
    That's my hunch of many years
    of experience. You can trust it.
[06:49] ---
    What do we do?
[06:50] ---
    If that's what Dalton-san says, then...
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    --And they don't seem dangerous...
    --Yeah...
[06:56] ---
    Alright, Dalton-san!
    We leave the rest to you!
[06:59] ---
    Be ever careful, Dalton-san...
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    Just call us again if anything happens!
[07:06] ---
    They weren't this land's security forces?
[07:08] ---
    They're ordinary citizens.
[07:09] ---
    Come to my home for now.
[07:13] ---
    Hey! Look, Luffy! A Hiking Bear!
[07:16] ---
    Again?!
[07:17] ---
    --Oh, Dalton-san!
    --Gotta bow.
[07:18] ---
    I heard there were pirates!
    Are you okay?
[07:21] ---
    Yes, everything is okay.
    There's nothing to worry about.
[07:26] ---
    Oh, Dalton-kun! I look forward
    to the election in two days!
[07:31] ---
    Everyone says they're
    going to vote for you!
[07:34] ---
    Y-you can't be serious!
    I'm nothing but a sinful man!
[07:44] ---
    Use that bed there.
    I'll warm the place up.
[07:51] ---
    I haven't told you my name yet.
[07:53] ---
    I'm Dalton, captain of the
    security squad of this island.
[07:57] ---
    Please forgive our heavy-handed welcome.
[08:00] ---
    May I ask you a question?
[08:03] ---
    Eh?
[08:04] ---
    I somehow feel like I've seen you before.
[08:08] ---
    I-it's probably just your imagination!
[08:11] ---
    Anyway, please tell us about this witch!
[08:14] ---
    Nami-san's temperature was 42° C
    when I checked it just now!
[08:18] ---
    42°?!
[08:20] ---
    Her fever's gone up for
    three days in a row.
[08:23] ---
    She'll die if it goes up any more!
[08:26] ---
    Yes.
[08:27] ---
    But we don't even know the cause of
    her illness, or how to treat it...
[08:32] ---
    We need a doctor! Anyone will do!
    Where is this witch of yours?!
[08:37] ---
    The witch, huh. Do you see those
    mountains outside the window?
[08:40] ---
    Yeah, those insanely tall--
[08:44] ---
    Hyper Snowman!
[08:46] ---
    Snowzilla, the snow beast!
[08:49] ---
    Yeah!
[08:50] ---
    Don't make me kick your asses!
[08:54] ---
    Those mountains are known
    as the Drum Rockies.
[08:57] ---
    Do you see the castle at the top
    of the tallest one in the middle?
[09:02] ---
    Castle?!
[09:03] ---
    --That castle no longer has its king.
    --That warms me up...
[09:05] ---
    Yeah, there it is.
[09:08] ---
    What's so important about the castle?
[09:10] ---
    The only doctor in the land,
    Dr. Kureha, lives there.
[09:14] ---
    People call her a witch.
[09:16] ---
    What?! Of all the places,
    why does it have to be so far away?!
[09:21] ---
    Then call her here right away!
    We have a critical patient!
[09:23] ---
    Even if we wanted to,
    there's no way to contact her.
[09:26] ---
    Huh?! And she calls herself a doctor?!
    What the hell is she like?!
[09:30] ---
    As a doctor, she's very skilled.
[09:33] ---
    But she's an eccentric old hag.
    She's nearly 140 years old now.
[09:38] ---
    Eh?!
[09:39] ---
    140?! I think she might need help!
[09:41] ---
    And, let's see...
    She likes pickled plums.
[09:45] ---
    What happens when people
    here get sick or injured?
[09:49] ---
    She comes down from the
    mountain when she feels like it.
[09:51] ---
    She looks for patients,
    treats them, then, as payment,
[09:54] ---
    she takes whatever she wants
    from their houses before leaving.
[09:58] ---
    Sounds like an unfriendly old hag!
[10:01] ---
    Hey! She almost sounds like a pirate!
[10:03] ---
    But how does such an old
    woman go down that mountain?
[10:07] ---
    It's an odd rumor...
[10:09] ---
    but several people claim to have seen her
[10:13] ---
    riding a sleigh through
    the sky on moonlit nights...
[10:19] ---
    And that's the reason
    she's called a witch...
[10:23] ---
    Some also saw her with a strange
    creature they'd never seen before...
[10:29] ---
    I knew it! See? It's a Snow Man!
    It's a snowy mountain, after all!
[10:33] ---
    I knew there'd be one!
[10:35] ---
    A witch and a Snow Man?!
    Oh, please never let us run into them!
[10:40] ---
    She is the only doctor, but she's
    a hag I'd prefer to stay away from.
[10:46] ---
    All we can do is wait for the next
    time she comes down the mountain.
[10:49] ---
    You can't be serious...
[10:50] ---
    Dammit! We can't wait for that!
    Even as we speak, Nami-san is--!
[10:56] ---
    Hey! Nami! Nami! Can you hear me?
[10:59] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:04] ---
    Oh! She's awake!
[11:06] ---
    Hey, the only way to see a
    doctor is to climb a mountain.
[11:09] ---
    We're gonna climb it!
[11:11] ---
    Eh?
[11:13] ---
    Don't be crazy!
    What are you doing with Nami?!
[11:16] ---
    It's okay! I'll carry her on my back!
[11:18] ---
    That'll only make things even worse!
[11:20] ---
    What's the problem?
    We need to hurry, don't we?
[11:23] ---
    That's true, but you can't!
    Look at how steep and tall it is!
[11:27] ---
    I can make it.
[11:28] ---
    Maybe you can make it,
    but it'd be too hard on Nami-san!
[11:31] ---
    But, look! If we fall,
    we'll land in snow!
[11:35] ---
    Even a healthy person would die
    instantly after a fall from there!
[11:38] ---
    Seriously! She's 6° C
    over normal temperature!
[11:43] ---
    Do you even get it?!
[11:51] ---
    I need to get over this fast...
[11:56] ---
    I need to hurry... for Vivi...
[12:03] ---
    I'm counting on you, Captain!
[12:10] ---
    That's more like it!
    Just leave it to me!
[12:30] ---
    I can't believe it!
    Like captain, like navigator!
[12:34] ---
    Do you know what condition
    you're in, Nami-san?!
[12:36] ---
    Are you sure you'll be okay?
    It'll take hours to get there!
[12:39] ---
    Old guy! Meat! Gimme meat!
[12:41] ---
    Meat?
[12:43] ---
    Alright! I'm comin' too!
[12:45] ---
    Listen, Luffy! Don't fall even once,
    or you can expect Nami to die!
[12:50] ---
    Eh?! Even once?!
[12:52] ---
    Wait! Hold still!
    I need to tie this right!
[12:56] ---
    All set.
[12:58] ---
    Okay, I'm going to wait here.
    I'd only get in the way.
[13:02] ---
    Same here!
[13:03] ---
    Got it!
[13:05] ---
    Okay, Nami! Hold on tight!
[13:07] ---
    Yeah...
[13:11] ---
    If you're really set on going...
    I won't stop you.
[13:14] ---
    But at least climb up from the other side.
[13:17] ---
    There are Lapins on this course.
[13:20] ---
    Fierce, carnivorous rabbits.
[13:22] ---
    If you encounter a pack of them,
    you're as good as dead.
[13:26] ---
    Rabbits? But we're in a hurry.
[13:28] ---
    We should be fine. Right?
[13:30] ---
    Yeah! I'll kick 'em!
[13:32] ---
    Kick?! You can't be serious!
    You'd be walking to your deaths!
[13:35] ---
    It's okay!
[13:36] ---
    Alright, then! Let's go, Sanji!
    Before Nami dies!
[13:39] ---
    What?! Don't say things that
    could jinx us, you dumbass!
[13:47] ---
    Will they really be all right?
[13:48] ---
    Well, I'm not worried about those two...
[13:52] ---
    But the question is if Nami-san's
    strength will last long enough...
[13:55] ---
    I hope they make it there safely...
[14:09] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:11] ---
    Come inside. It's cold out.
[14:14] ---
    Oh, that's okay.
    I want to stay outside.
[14:17] ---
    Me, too...
[14:24] ---
    I see.
[14:31] ---
    Then I will join you.
[14:53] ---
    We did have some, long ago...
[14:55] ---
    Eh?
[14:57] ---
    Doctors. But they're all gone now,
    for certain reasons.
[15:01] ---
    They were all incredibly skilled...
[15:04] ---
    We were even known as
    an advanced medical nation.
[15:08] ---
    So what happened?
[15:12] ---
    This country was destroyed
    just a few months ago.
[15:17] ---
    At the hands of pirates!
[15:19] ---
    --Eh?!
    --The entire country?!
[15:23] ---
    So that's why you were so nervous about us?
[15:26] ---
    Yes. The word "pirate" is still
    too much for everyone to handle...
[15:31] ---
    I'm sorry about that.
[15:34] ---
    But there were only five
    people in that pirate group.
[15:37] ---
    The captain called himself "Blackbeard,"
[15:39] ---
    and he destroyed our country
    in the blink of an eye
[15:42] ---
    with his devastating power...
[15:46] ---
    Only five pirates?!
    You can't be serious!
[15:49] ---
    Blackbeard?!
[15:51] ---
    But there are some who say it was
    actually good for the country.
[15:54] ---
    There's nothing good about
    a country being destroyed!
[15:57] ---
    Yeah! That's the stupidest
    thing I've ever heard!
[16:01] ---
    Thank you.
[16:03] ---
    But people say that because the
    monarchy that existed here until then
[16:07] ---
    was appalling in the eyes of the citizens.
[16:11] ---
    The country's former name
    was the Drum Kingdom!
[16:14] ---
    The king's name was Wapol!
[16:17] ---
    He was the worst king possible!
[16:24] ---
    Yes! That man! I remember him!
[16:27] ---
    Wapol?!
[16:36] ---
    It's gotten a little colder.
    The wind's picking up.
[16:39] ---
    So why aren't you wearing shoes?!
    Just seeing that is painful!
[16:44] ---
    This is my police!
[16:45] ---
    Police?! You mean "policy"!
[16:48] ---
    Yeah!
[16:51] ---
    Anyway, did you know?
    People in snowy countries never sleep!
[16:55] ---
    Huh? Why's that?
[16:57] ---
    'Cause they'll die if they go to sleep!
[16:59] ---
    Don't be stupid!
    There's nobody like that!
[17:01] ---
    It's the truth!
    Someone told me a long time ago!
[17:07] ---
    Usopp, I bet.
[17:08] ---
    No! I heard it in a pub in my village!
[17:12] ---
    Then why did that Dalton guy have a bed?
[17:17] ---
    That's a good point.
[17:18] ---
    Maybe it's for when he dies, then?
[17:23] ---
    Yeah, right!
[17:27] ---
    Okay, did you know this?
[17:29] ---
    Women in snowy lands
    all have silky-smooth skin!
[17:33] ---
    How come?
[17:34] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[17:35] ---
    Whenever you're cold,
    you rub your skin for warmth.
[17:39] ---
    So you get smooth skin.
[17:41] ---
    So women in snowy places have
    such silky-smooth, white skin!
[17:47] ---
    How come it's white?
[17:49] ---
    Because the color of the
    constantly-falling snow dyes their skin!
[17:54] ---
    Huh?! You're so dumb!
[17:57] ---
    Like you're really anyone to talk!
[17:59] ---
    And...
[18:01] ---
    ...quit being so damn annoying!
[18:03] ---
    What was with that guy?
[18:08] ---
    Hang in there, Nami-san!
    We're gonna get you to a doctor!
[18:14] ---
    The snow's really deep around here...
[18:16] ---
    Hey, Luffy!
[18:18] ---
    Run more smoothly!
    You're gonna make Nami-san worse!
[18:27] ---
    W-what are these?
[18:29] ---
    They're white and big,
    so they're polar bears! I'm sure of it!
[18:34] ---
    Wait! You know Wapol?!
[18:38] ---
    We don't just know him!
    He's the pirate who attacked our ship!
[18:43] ---
    I got rid of him, though.
[18:45] ---
    But I do recall him saying
    something about the Drum Kingdom...
[18:49] ---
    Yes.
[18:50] ---
    There's no question about it!
    I remember clearly now!
[18:53] ---
    I met him once at a monarch
    meeting my father took me to
[18:58] ---
    when I was very young!
[19:01] ---
    Monarch meeting?!
[19:03] ---
    Just who are you?
[19:05] ---
    No, uhh, you see...
[19:08] ---
    In any case, we met Wapol!
    Yesterday, on our way here!
[19:14] ---
    Yesterday?! Are you sure?!
[19:17] ---
    But what's going on, then?!
    He called himself a pirate, not a king!
[19:23] ---
    He must be calling himself
    that as camouflage.
[19:26] ---
    Wapol is merely wandering the sea,
    trying to return to this island.
[19:30] ---
    So the people on that ship were
    kicked out because they were no match
[19:34] ---
    for the Blackbeard Pirates
    when they attacked this country?
[19:38] ---
    No match? It's not like that!
[19:41] ---
    Eh?
[19:42] ---
    When it happened, Wapol's army
    didn't even try to fight!
[19:47] ---
    In fact, the moment he learned
    how strong the pirates were,
[19:51] ---
    Wapol abandoned the country and was
    the very first to flee out to sea!
[19:57] ---
    That threw the entire nation into despair.
[20:00] ---
    Is this what the king--
[20:02] ---
    Is that what the king of
    an entire country does?!
[20:05] ---
    That's appalling!
    A king abandoning his people!
[20:11] ---
    Vivi...
[20:12] ---
    You're exactly right.
[20:14] ---
    But at least Wapol's
    tyranny is finally over.
[20:18] ---
    The remaining people on this
    island have come together
[20:21] ---
    to try to create a new country.
[20:24] ---
    So what we most fear right
    now is Wapol's return...
[20:29] ---
    The return of his monarchy.
[20:31] ---
    We must avoid that at all costs,
    while people are still feeling unsure!
[20:35] ---
    If we're to create a new,
    peaceful nation on this island!
[20:45] ---
    It jumped!
[20:52] ---
    You gotta be kidding me!
    How can it move like that?!
[20:54] ---
    --What is it, a gorilla?!
    --No! A polar bear!
[20:57] ---
    It's a bunny!
[20:58] ---
    You're the one who just
    called it a gorilla...
[21:00] ---
    These must be the Lapins that
    Dalton was talking about!
[21:05] ---
    This many of them?!
[21:09] ---
    Oh!
[21:12] ---
    Oh! Wapol-sama!
[21:15] ---
    What is it, Chess?
    Did you find Straw Hat's ship?!
[21:19] ---
    No, Wapol-sama!
    We've finally returned home!
[21:23] ---
    What?!
[21:24] ---
    How many months have passed
    as we've wandered the sea?
[21:27] ---
    It's our homeland! The Drum Kingdom!
[21:31] ---
    Truly?!
[21:55] ---
    The world is awfully big
[21:59] ---
    so even if there is treasure somewhere,
[22:02] ---
    the odds are astronomical
[22:05] ---
    So relying on dumb luck
    won't get you anywhere
[22:12] ---
    So even,
[22:15] ---
    if someone stops me or
    laughs at me from the shadows
[22:22] ---
    the ship will continue forward
[22:25] ---
    Bon voyage!
[22:27] ---
    Forget about them!
[22:29] ---
    I know I'm a fool,
    but I gotta go
[22:35] ---
    The crazier the dream,
    the cooler the ambition
[22:42] ---
    I know I'm a fool,
    but I'm gonna fight
[22:49] ---
    The farther the sea,
    the more heavenly it surely is
[22:56] ---
    Do everything you can,
[22:57] ---
    and you'll get a little nearer to any horizon
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    Listen, Luffy!
    Don't you dare fight these guys!
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    Why not?
[23:13] ---
    Nami-san will feel
    the whole impact and die!
[23:16] ---
    Okay! I won't fight!
    But, what do I do?!
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    Just dodge! Dodge and run!
    But don't retreat!
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    That's hard!
[23:24] ---
    What?! The witch is
    in the next town over?!
[23:27] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:28] ---
    "Are You Happy?
    The Doctor Called Witch!"
[23:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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