E340 - The Man Called a Genius! Hogback Makes His Appearance!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    As night falls upon the
    forest around these parts,
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    it becomes so perilous it hardly
    seems like it belongs to this world.
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    If you please, feel free to take
    my carriage to the mansion.
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    There's a mansion?
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    Indeed, there is. You're welcome
    to visit Dr. Hogback's mansion.
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    What?!
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    What? What is it?
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    What's the big deal, Chopper?
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    Hogback...
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    Huh...?
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    "The Man Called a Genius!
    Hogback Makes His Appearance!"
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    Hey... The fog kept me from
    getting a good look at the horses,
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    but didn't they seem a bit strange?
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    Uh, you must be imagining things!
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    Really...? I hope that's all it is.
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    Anyway, you're a lifesaver!
    Thanks for saving our hides!
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    It was nothing! Please, have a drink.
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    This forest is filled with unusual animals,
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    making it dangerous to simply walk around.
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    Yeah, I was surprised! I thought
    Cerberus was an imaginary animal.
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    That terrifying beast must
    be a mutant or something!
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    I was afraid we were gonna be stuck
    in that tree when you found us.
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    The mansion is the best place
    to wait for your friends.
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    It stands out and it's safe.
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    Plus...
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    ...I'll get to meet Dr. Hogback!
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    Is he all that famous?
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    There isn't a single doctor
    who doesn't know his name!
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    He's a famous surgeon.
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    With his miraculous operations, he's saved
    as many people as there are stars!
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    He has obtained status, honor,
    and everything you could get as a doctor!
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    He's earned the respect of
    doctors around the world!
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    But then he suddenly vanished one day.
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    Some say he went missing,
    while others say he was abducted.
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    It threw the medical world
    into an uproar for a while,
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    but in the end, no one could find any leads.
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    Now he's on the verge of becoming a legend.
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    You meant that Dr. Hogback, right?
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    Indeed! The doctor is
    still conducting research
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    that goes beyond the
    boundary of human knowledge.
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    Would it be okay if I
    asked for his autograph?
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    If that's all you want,
    I'm sure that would be fine.
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    No way!
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    This forest... even has lions!
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    No!
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    What's your problem?! Don't freak me out!
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    What was it?!
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    J-Just now, I saw a l-lion outside!
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    I-It looked like this.
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    I don't buy that!
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    Then take a look for yourself!
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    Go on!
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    Prey... Fresh prey...
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    Prey! Fresh prey!
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    Weird stuff's out there!
    Super weird stuff's out there!
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    Stop right here! Stop the
    carriage, Hildon-san!
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    Why are you so worked up?
    Are you having hallucinations?
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    That wasn't a hallucination!
    I'm sure they were out there!
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    This forest is way too messed up!
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    I suppose. This forest is a little strange.
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    The combination of thick fog and fear
    can induce hallucinations in some.
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    Huh? That was a hallucination?
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    What a relief!
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    Really, now? A hallucination?
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    Nah, it was too vivid for that!
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    Gulp, gulp, gulp!
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    Hildon-san! Sorry, but could
    you take us back to the shore?
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    Even if it's dangerous, we'll manage somehow.
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    What?!
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    But then I won't get to meet Dr. Hogback!
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    I wanna meet him!
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    Yeah, yeah, I get how you feel!
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    But this is when we've gotta listen to
    our special Something's Fishy Sensors!
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    Are you willing to die to meet that doctor?
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    Or will you skip meeting him
    so we can leave this island alive?
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    Which will it be?!
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    Of course I don't want to die! Or get scared!
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    Is that right? I shall
    go inform the coachmen.
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    Everyone, please wait here.
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    Stop the carriage!
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    I'm sorry, Chopper! I know
    you're passing up a huge chance.
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    It can't be helped! I'm still green,
    since I can't act on my own like Luffy.
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    "10 Minutes Later..."
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    "Shhh..."
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    How long is he going to keep us waiting?
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    He still isn't back yet...
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    That's strange. We're just
    going back the way we...
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    What?! No one's there!
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    Even the horses are gone!
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    They abandoned us in a graveyard!
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    They what?! Why?!
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    Eh?! They abandoned us?!
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    Sure they aren't going potty?
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    Hildon! Hey!
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    Where'd you go?!
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    Of all the places, why'd they
    have to choose a graveyard?
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    Stop it! Jeez, I'm so scared!
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    You don't have to remind me where we are!
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    What's going to happen to us now?
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    Chopper...
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    What?!
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    Beep! Beep!
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    N-N-No way...
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    Z-Zombies!
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    No!!
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    No!
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    No! That hurts! It hurts!
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    Usopp!
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    Please help me!
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    Usopp!
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    No!!
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    The carriage is gonna fall over!
    They're insanely strong!
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    I've been bit!
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    Damn it! He bit me!
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    --Now I'm gonna turn into a zombie!
    --Usopp!
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    I'm on my way!
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    No, don't bite me! Stop that!
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    Please save me!
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    Let go of Usopp!
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    You bastards!
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    I'm sorry!
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    Here, you dropped this.
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    Oh, thanks.
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    Hey, save me! They're about to bite me!
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    Nami!
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    Crap! Let go of me! Stay back!
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    Zombies are weak against...
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    Special Attack! Flame Star!
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    --Fire!
    --That's rottin' bad!
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    That worked better than I could have hoped!
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    That was dangerous, you pyro punk!
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    What if I actually caught on fire,
    you stupid jerk?!
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    Rotten scum!
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    That ticked off the zombies.
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    You'd better hurry, Nami!
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    This is our chance to escape!
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    R-Right!
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    At this point, the mansion's the
    closest place to run to for safety.
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    Yeah, let's go there.
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    That was scary!
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    We'll be okay! They can't catch up
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    if we run like mad for the mansion
    once we're outta the graveyard!
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    Zombies can only walk at a
    snail's pace and groan at you.
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    "At a snail's pace"?
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    "At a snail's pace"? "At a snail's pace"?
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    "At a snail's pace"?!
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    Wait for us!
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    They're fast!
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    No! No! No--er, huh? Huh?
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    Just a sec... Time out!
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    Zero stamina!
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    Hurry, Usopp!
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    Y-Yeah!
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    The waves are carrying the ship away!
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    What's keeping you, Gah?!
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    Don't call me "Gah," punk!
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    The rudder won't budge!
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    If we used the paddle,
    we could fight the waves, but...
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    I was planning on going to the island anyway.
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    Why don't we go with the flow?
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    Jerk! You've totally forgotten
    about Nami-san, haven't you?
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    What's that?
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    A spider web on the water?
[15:18] ---
    At this rate, we're going to
    ram right into the spider web.
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    Hey, we need the paddle! Release the paddle!
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    Don't. It's too late for that.
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    Damn it! It didn't harm the ship,
    but now we're stuck here!
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    And why is this spider
    web so freakishly big?!
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    They... aren't chasing us anymore, are they?
[15:53] ---
    What's with this island?! It's oozing
    with stuff that shouldn't exist!
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    Guys, if I turn into a zombie,
    finish me off in a single blow!
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    Where'd you come up with that?
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    It was in the Illustrated Zombie Guide
    I read in Sunny's library!
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    For a scaredy-cat, you read
    way too many of those books.
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    Well, we're here. Right now,
    I just want a glass of water!
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    I get to meet him after all. I can't wait!
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    I don't think anyone in his right mind
    would live on this island.
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    I'd bet on it!
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    Excuse me! Is this Dr. Hogback's mansion?
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    We're traveling pira--sailors!
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    We got lost and could use some help!
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    Please let us stay here!
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    Is anyone here?
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    What's with this mansion?
    A tunnel runs through the center of it!
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    I can see a courtyard on the other side.
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    Excuse me!
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    Maybe no one's home.
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    That would stink! We'll have to
    face zombies if we turn back.
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    Look! A light in the back turned on.
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    It's not just a light, it's
    a spotlight for this well.
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Wh-What now?!
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    Welcome!
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    One, two, three!
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    What?! What gives?!
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    Four, five!
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    That woman's throwing plates!
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    Six, seven!
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    Doesn't it seem like she's goin' after me?!
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    Yes, I am! I cannot invite
    you into the mansion.
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    Those two may step inside.
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    Huh? Why?
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    You may get lost!
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    Eight, nine!
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    Why me?!
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    That's enough! Hold your hand!
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    What was that?!
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    I can't take any more scary stuff!
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    Someone's coming out.
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    I think we can make this
    one exception, Cindry-chan.
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    I'm sorry if she startled you guys.
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    A long time ago, this woman was
    engaged to her wealthy master.
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    To test his love, she broke
    all of his prized plates.
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    He tossed her out, and her
    tragic past has made her
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    develop an aversion to plates.
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    She's my servant, Cindry-chan!
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    Okay, I really don't care.
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    And I've failed to introduce myself.
    I am the world-renowned Dr. Hogback!
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    Also known as a genius!
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    --Ten!
    --Usopp!
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    Hey, hey, hey! Cindry-chan,
    I said you could stop!
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    It makes me look bad
    when you don't listen to me.
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    Crap!
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    I wish plates would disappear
    from the face of the earth!
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    I understand! I understand completely!
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    But I was in the middle of a conversation!
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    Chopper, is he the guy
    you were talking about?
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    D-Dr. Hogback in the flesh!
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    He doesn't seem too bright.
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    Watch it, Nami!
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    You may talk inside.
    Today, I will make an exception.
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    All three of you may enter.
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    Come in!
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    R-Right, right! Come inside my mansion.
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    I don't get why I wasn't welcome,
    but should we take them up on the offer?
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    Sure. Beats the zombies outside.
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    I'm still...
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    I'm still outside...
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    It's a pleasure to welcome you to my mansion.
    But my, you sure are grungy!
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    What brings you here?
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    A whole bunch of things, but for starters--
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    I'll explain everything in detail later.
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    Zombies attacked us in the graveyard,
    so we ran here for cover.
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    Zombies, eh?
[20:17] ---
    There was a whole bunch of stuff
    that made us doubt our eyes.
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    What's the deal with this island?
[20:23] ---
    Since you live here,
    you've gotta know something!
[20:26] ---
    I see. So they attacked you, huh?
[20:28] ---
    I'm glad you made it here
    in one piece. That's a relief!
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    To answer your question:
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    I don't know what they are,
    which is why I live here.
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    So you're conducting research on the zombies?
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    Indeed, I am!
[20:43] ---
    People are terrified when they hear "zombie."
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    But what if I rephrase it
    to "resurrecting the dead"?
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    Hasn't that been all mankind's eternal dream?
[20:54] ---
    Everyone has a special someone or two
    they'd like to see return from the dead.
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    But toying with human mortality is
    unorthodox medicine that disrespects God!
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    That's why I slipped away
    from the public eye--
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    so I could continue my
    research on this island in secret!
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    S-So that's the story!
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    But I'm sure tons of people
    around the world
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    would be thrilled if your
    research is a success!
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    I'll be rooting for you, Dr. Hogback!
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    You're rather open-minded!
    Thank you, Dr. Chopper.
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    What?!
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    Sh-Shucks, Doctor! I'm not happy because
    you thanked me or anything, you jerk!
[21:36] ---
    May I have your autograph?
[21:38] ---
    Why, certainly!
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    "To Dr. Chopper..."
[21:41] ---
    To Dr. Chopper...
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    Could you show me your lab later?
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    By all means, steer clear of my laboratory!
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    Hey, Cindry-chan! Put the flan on plates!
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    Couldn't you at least do that for me?
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    I wish plates would disappear
    from the face of the earth!
[22:08] ---
    Guys, I wash the heck out of the
    tablecloth for times just like this,
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    so feel free to eat away!
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    Don't mind if we do!
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    You can still use your spoons!
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    It's yummy and sweet!
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    I've drawn you a bath.
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    You're a filthy lot, so go hop in.
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    Hey, Pops. He doesn't mean anything to me,
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    but did a weird skeleton
    drop by before we arrived?
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    A-A skeleton?
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    Yeah. He's tall with an afro
    and he's oddly cheerful.
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    Of course, the fact that he's a talking,
    walking skeleton makes him odd enough.
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    Do you know anything about him?
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    N-No, I don't...
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    Really? Then forget it.
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    Could it be him? Nah, it couldn't be...
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    Nami, why do I have to
    stand watch while you bathe?
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    Don't look!
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    Listen! We're leaving as soon as night falls.
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    Whoa, how could you say that?!
    There are zombies outside!
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    Listen to yourself! Do you seriously
    think the mansion is safe?
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    Huh? Y-You don't mean...
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Nami's in a Major Pinch! The Zombie
    Mansion and the Invisible Man!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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