E367 - Knock Him Down!! Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    Smooch...!
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    What?! W-Wait! What're you doing?!
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    No, stop it!
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    Curse you, Namizo!
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    Damn it, Lola! Not only
    did you crash my wedding,
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    but now you have the gall
    to attack my bride?!
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    Run for it, Namizo! I will hold him back!
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    I came to rescue you, my friend!
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    Lola!
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    Ab-sama!
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    Stay out of my way!
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    You've made me... waste my energy on you!
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    How dare you hurt Lola?!
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    Swing Arm!
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    It's not like that'll do anything!
    That's why I'm going to...
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    Huh?
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    I won! Yay!
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    Hey, Oars!
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    If Luffy's shadow is inside of you...
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    ...you shouldn't underestimate the
    underlying strength of your crew!
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    "Knock Him Down!!
    Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?"
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    I'll be just fine, Namizo.
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    You can go on without me.
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    I'll get you up to speed with
    what's happening here on the island.
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    Lola!
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    You know your friend, Straw Hat Luffy?
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    Well, the Special Zombie
    that possesses his shadow
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    is running amok on the island.
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    The Special Zombie...?
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    It's time! Awaken!
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    Meat!
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    She must mean him.
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    Now get going! You can leave him to me.
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    Thank you, Lola!
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    Lookie, Ab-sama! It's just the two of us.
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    Let's savor the moment!
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    The massive zombie I saw in
    the freezer room spells trouble!
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    Will we be able to tear Luffy's
    shadow out of that monster?
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    But there is no way we're
    leaving empty-handed
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    after what they've put us through!
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    Bingo! The door is even open.
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    It... It... It's empty!
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    No way! Where'd my treasure go?!
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    There isn't a trace of it left!
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    I'm sure this is the place! So who took it?
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    Oh, look! That's the woman who escaped.
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    You're right. It's her!
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    Aren't they...?
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    Sweet! Let's report this!
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    Report time!
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    Stop right there!
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    You have impeccable timing.
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    I'm dying to ask you two a question.
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    You sure are tough, puny pirates!
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    Just throwing this out there, but what
    do you think of sending him flying?
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    What?! S-Seriously, Zoro?
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    I hear you...
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    Wha--?!
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    I bet that'd be a blast.
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    S-Stop right there!
    Wh-When you said, "sending him flying,"
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    did you really mean that behemoth?!
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    I nearly had a heart attack when that
    lummox started moving around like Luffy.
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    Still, he isn't fit to be
    the King of the Pirates.
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    The question is how to topple him over.
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    We can go about it more ways than one.
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    He must have a weakness somewhere!
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    It's standard to slowly weaken
    a large fish over time...
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    At any rate...
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    ...he's super scary!
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    Go crunch!
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    Here he comes!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Butt Drop!
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    That attack is nuts!
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    Scatter!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Franky, he's going after you!
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    ...Hammer!
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    Punk! You're just beggin' me
    to teach you who's boss.
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    Behold our forces combined!
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    Guys!
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    It's time for Tactics #15!
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    What?!
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    You want to do that right here and now?!
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    Zoro! Curly! Enter standby!
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    Standby?
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    Just hold my legs!
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    What the heck are they up to?
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    Here we come!
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    Let's do it!
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    Pirates Docking: Six!
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    Giant Robot Warrior!
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    Big Emperor!
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    Hold up, Franky!
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    Is there a problem, Chopper?
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    She still hasn't docked onto your left arm!
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    What?!
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    Hey! What's keeping you, Nico Robin?!
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    Dock onto my left arm already!
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    Robin, hurry!
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    Come, Robin! Copy what I'm doing!
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    No.
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    That would hurt my human pride.
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    It'd hurt...
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    ...her...
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    ...h-h-human--
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    It would hurt my human pride.
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    She said it twice!
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    So you're not going to dock?
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    Why do you sound so shocked?
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    Poopy! You got me worked up for nothing!
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    Do it!
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    Dock with him!
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    --Oomph!
    --Oomph!
    --Oomph!
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    I suck! I can't believe they
    duped me into doing that.
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    No, just forget about it!
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    Robin, we could have become Robot
    Warrior Big Emperor if you'd joined us!
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    I never saw that betrayal coming! Never!
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    I bet Luffy would have
    done it if he were here!
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    Don't ask me to dock with you... ever again!
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    Let's regroup, dammit!
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    --Franky!
    --Huh?
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    I'm gonna borrow your big toy.
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    Hey, punk! That's my Heavy Nunchaku!
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    Fine! You can borrow it.
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    The bastard...! I need to hurry back
    to Nami-san and rescue her again.
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    See how you like a taste of this!
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    Was that you?
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    Robin!
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    Go for the joints after I whack his left arm!
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    Roger.
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    Here I go!
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    I could have sworn it was around here...
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    Found it! This is the place.
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    The coast is clear, right?
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    I'm coming in!
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    It looks like someone
    has ransacked the place.
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    But I'm sure they must have some in here...
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    C-C-Could that be...
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    ...milk?!
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    As I am now, this is the ultimate medicine!
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    Now all that is left is to
    check the expiration date...
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    Oh, dear...
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    What a pity...
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    No, this should just barely
    be in the clear! It'll be okay!
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    I'll drink this for the sake of the others!
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    Bottoms up!
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    I can feel it! I can feel it!
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    I can feel it!
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    I can feel the calcium seeping
    into every pore of my body!
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    But since I'm a skeleton,
    I don't have any pores!
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    I am alive!
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    Oh, dear! That random outburst made
    these poor eyes of mine see stars.
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    But since I'm a skeleton,
    I don't have eyes...
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    Ah! This is hardly the time to waste
    energy on such silly nonsense!
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    All right! I must find some quickly
    and return to the others.
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    That screams "suspicious"...
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    Found it!
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    But I don't have a tongue...
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    Perona-sama!
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    What is it?
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    The fridge is stuffed! We can't
    squeeze another morsel in.
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    Don't they have a pantry?
    Put the provisions in there.
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    Okay!
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    Hurry up with the treasure!
    Don't leave a single gem behind!
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    Okay!
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    Robin!
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    Go for the joints after I whack his left arm!
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    Roger.
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    Here I go!
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    Over here, Monster Luffy!
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    Jerk! You're just a shrimp!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Now, Usopp!
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    Got it!
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    Eat this!
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    Special Attack! Special Oil Star!
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    Three Chamber Shot!
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    --Hey, Curly!
    --Huh?
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    Send me flying!
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    While you're swinging that huge thing around?
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    If you can't, that's cool.
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    Why, you...!
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    Of course I can, moron!
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    Armée de l'Air...
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    ...Power Shoot!
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    Super Fencing!
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    Cien Fleurs!
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    Big Tree!
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    Wh-What's that?
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    Clutch!
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    Whoa,
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    this is dangerous!
    I'm gonna fall! I'm about to fall!
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    Feast your eyes on this!
    It's a super impromptu staircase!
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    Franky Skywalk!
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    Unfortunately, this stairway
    won't last for long!
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    Let's get a move on, Chopper!
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    Yeah!
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    Super Frapper Gong!
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    Even if he's big, he still has the same
    weak spots as any other person.
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    If we jolt his jaw, it will jolt his brain!
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    That one leg is the only thing
    keeping you up, Monster Luffy!
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    Bad Manner...
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    ...Kick...
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    ...Course!
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    Bottoms up!
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    Flip over, monster.
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    Nice! Go!
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    S-S-Sweet! Now do you see how strong we are?
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    Whatcha think of that, Monster Luffy?!
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    We just scored our first knockdown.
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    Wh-What was that?
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    Oh, man! You can barely
    recognize the mansion now.
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    Who roughhouses like that?
    Is it supposed to be a circus act?
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    W-Wait... You don't think
    someone flipped him, do you?
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    Really! Try to use your head!
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    An army with a thousand men
    couldn't pull that off!
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    Y-Yeah, but...
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    Why else would
    he be flipped upside down?
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    Ah, ouch! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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    You're a bunch of meanies!
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    Now I'm ticked! I'm gonna
    send all of you flying!
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    No way...! Is Oars actually losing?
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    Oh, well.
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    I was mostly hanging out
    with Moria-sama for fun.
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    I don't see the need to stick
    around if I sense mortal danger.
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    Hurry it up, guys!
    I'm leaving as soon as possible!
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    Okay!
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    All right, bring the rest
    of the rations over here!
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    Sure thing!
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    Who're you? You don't look like a zombie!
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    What brings you here?
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    You're stinking huge!
    You look like a bear [kuma].
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    Kuma? That was a good guess.
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    Is this... where I can find Moria?
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    If you could go on a trip,
    where would you like to go?
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    Who are you? Are you after Luffy?
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    What do you want? Are you really
    one of the Seven Warlords?
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    I am free to do as I like.
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    This guy is bad news!
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    I need to warn the others.
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "The Silent Assault!!
    The Mysterious Visitor, 'Tyrant' Kuma!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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