E366 - You’re Going Down, Absalom!! Nami’s Lightning Attack of Friendship!!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    Zoro's coming down!
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    Cien Fleurs! Spider Net!
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    Eat this! You're still a zombie!
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    Special Attack! Salt Star!
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    How do you like that?
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    I-It wasn't enough!
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    Not for his massive body!
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    Heavy Gong!
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    D-Damn it, Luffy!
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    I don't know any of you losers!
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    I am Moria-sama's servant, Oars!
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    "You're Going Down, Absalom!!
    Nami's Lightning Attack of Friendship!!"
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    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight...
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    Huh?
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    But some outsiders got thrown into the mix.
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    So that leaves the guy
    I saw in the straw hat,
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    the orange-haired woman, and the cool hero.
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    I'm still missing three people.
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    Where could they be? Hmm?
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    No! I hate roaches! Gross!
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    Usopp 10 Ton...
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    No, no, no, no...
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    ...Hammer!
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    She's awake!
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    --Not the hammer!
    --Perona-sama!
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    --I hate cockroaches! Hurry and
    get them off of me! Hurry!
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    --Perona-sama, please come to your senses!
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    --I hate roaches! Ew, yuck!
    --There aren't any cockroaches.
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    We removed the sticky stuff
    that was on your hand.
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    Where am I?
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    Your foe is long gone.
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    Perona-sama, you were
    out cold when we found you.
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    What did he do to you?
    
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    I can't believe someone knocked you out!
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    Who trashed the mansion?
    Was this the pirates' doing?
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    The pirates are certainly causing mayhem,
    but this looks like Oars' handiwork.
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    Oars?!
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    What was he...?
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    As a matter of fact, word has it
    Oars wiped out the General Zombies.
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    The ultimate corps?!
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    So we can't control Oars?!
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    Well, I couldn't say one way or--
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    --Guys!
    --Brothers!
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    Woman!
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    O-Oars?
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    C-Come to think of it,
    I heard he stepped on Hogback-sama.
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    What?!
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    Woman!
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    Is the woman around?
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    Woman!
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    He's looking for a woman? Yikes!
    I've gotta get away from here.
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    Between the pirates and Oars,
    Thriller Bark is toast!
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    Hurry and gather up the treasure and food!
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    We're going to stuff it into their
    pirate ship and make a break for it.
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    Whose ship?
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    The Straw Hats'! We're escaping
    on their ship, so hurry it up!
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    Okay, we're on it!
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    Sheesh...
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    Woman!
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    Perona-sama!
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    Kiss the bride.
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    Yeah, let's speed through this.
    I'm growing impatient!
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    Smooch...!
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    What?! W-Wait! What're you doing?!
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    No, stop it!
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    You've come to? Grah, give it up!
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    Once I give you this binding kiss,
    you will become my lifelong companion!
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    I've already turned you down,
    you perverted invisible beast!
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    I'm still at that age where
    I want to go on adventures!
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    Shut up and rejoice! You will be
    the King of the Grave's wife,
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    making you the Queen of the Grave!
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    Ew! What the hell?!
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    Heh, heh!
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    Curse you, Namizo!
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    --Lo...
    --Lola!
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    Namizo...! Why, you...!
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    How dare you try to steal him from me?!
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    You said that you were shipping us!
    That was a lie, wasn't it?
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    You were doing the opposite of shipping us,
    and trying to steal Ab-sama.
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    You're a two-faced jerk!
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    W-Wait, Lola! Just a second.
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    I've been out cold this whole time.
    
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    I don't even know what's going on.
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    Oh, I'm in a wedding dress.
    Why am I wearing this? Cool!
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    There's nothing "cool" about this, traitor!
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    Wait! You've got it all wrong!
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    Damn it, Lola! Not only
    did you crash my wedding,
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    but now you have the gall
    to attack my bride?!
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    Shut up and marry me!
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    Hell, no!
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    Ab-sama, I bet you don't know, do you?
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    A-About what?
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    This woman's real name is Namizo!
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    "She" is actually a "he"!
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    What?!
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    No, that can't be true... Seriously?!
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    Oh, yeah. That's what I told Lola.
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    So you're wasting your time!
    Pursuing him will get you nowhere!
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    Do you get it now?
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    I've been chasing a man this whole time?
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    And I came within an inch of kissing him?
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    But I checked out his body in the bathroom...
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    I made it just in the nick of time.
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    I'm sure this is the place.
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    Usopp, Chopper! Wait out in the hallway.
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    Okay...
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    I must have imagined that...
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    Nami, you okay?
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    Everything's fine, so don't look in here!
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    Okay.
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    Th-That was close.
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    Boing! Boing!
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    Ba-boing!
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    All of the bouncy parts were there...
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    Make yourself scarce, Namizo!
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    Stop it, Lola!
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    Hey, hog! Stop it, Lola!
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    Beat it!
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    She isn't hitting me?
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    Namizo...
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    Lola?
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    Run for it, Namizo! I will hold him back!
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    I came to rescue you, my friend!
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    Lola!
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    Ab-sama!
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    Now, if that's sunk in, swear your
    vows to me instead, Absalom!
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    Lola...
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    There goes the bride!
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    Your bride is right here!
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    I'm certain that she is a woman!
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    Lola, stay out of my way!
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    Lola!
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    Lowly zombie!
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    You've made me... waste my energy on you!
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    Oh, smart move!
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    Have you decided to stop running?
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    That's right. It's not like...
    you could escape, anyway.
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    I'm an invisible man!
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    Thunder Charge!
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    How dare you?!
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    I think you and Beast Man
    would make an awesome couple!
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    I was totally shipping you!
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    Really?
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    No one has ever encouraged me to
    pursue my feelings for him before...
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    You're the first person to offer
    such kind words of support.
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    I... I...!
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    Raise your head, my friend.
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    This is what you call "friendship."
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    I am Namizo. Please call me "Nami."
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    Friendship...? Nami!
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    Namizo...
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    Lola?
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    Run for it, Namizo! I will hold him back!
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    I came to rescue you, my friend!
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    How dare you hurt Lola?!
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    That's right! Dive into my arms!
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    Swing Arm!
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    It's not like that'll do anything!
    That's why I'm going to...
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    Huh?
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    Ab-sama!
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    That's right! Dive into my arms!
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    Ab-sama!
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    Why? It didn't even faze him
    on top of the bridge...
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    Sure enough, he had already reached
    his limit after fighting that man.
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    It's no wonder.
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    Well, it's all cool.
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    I won! Yay!
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    I must have hit some vital organs!
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    Lola!
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    Are you okay? Hang in there.
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    Thank you for coming to save me.
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    Why are you thanking me?
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    We're friends, aren't we?
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    But I used to be so scared
    of you that I told you a lie.
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    I'm sorry. I'm actually a woman.
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    Silly! I know that.
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    Lola...!
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    More importantly, isn't Ab-sama wide open?!
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    Be my groom, Absalom!
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    Huh?
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    Are they here? Nope.
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    Wait!
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    Wait, darn it! Giant Shallot!
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    Stop already!
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    Hold up!
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    Man!
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    Shoot! I lost sight of him.
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    Gum-Gum Whip!
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    I can't find Moria!
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    Gum-Gum Whip!
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    Whip!
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    There he is!
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    Wait!
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    Wh-What was that all about?
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    Wasn't that Straw Hat just now?
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    But didn't Straw Hat say that
    he would "kick Moria's butt"
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    and race off to the castle?
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    What was he chasing after?
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    I wonder what he's hunting down, don't you?
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    M-Moria!
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    He said he was going to kick my butt?
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    Do you seriously think
    Straw Hat can pull that off?
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    Sorry to burst your bubble,
    but that's impossible.
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    The most losers like you who hide in the
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    forest can do is spend your time praying.
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    Are they in here? Come on out,
    Straw Hat! Woman! Cool hero!
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    Damn, that's one nasty monster.
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    He's insanely powerful and fast.
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    What was his name again?
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    Uh...
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    I'm pretty sure it's Rose.
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    No, that's not right!
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    It ended with an... "s."
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    --Hughes?
    --No, I think you're getting colder.
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    Orse?
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    Hm? No, I still don't
    think it's quite right...
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    It's Oars.
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    That's it!
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    Uh, I'm sorry. I still can't...
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    Yeah, we know how it is.
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    Could you give us some space?
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    Sure...
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    Try to avoid his attacks.
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    Okay...
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    Hey, Oars!
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    If Luffy's shadow is inside of you...
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    ...you shouldn't underestimate the
    underlying strength of your crew!
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    I can't believe Oars is able to replicate
    Luffy's moves with that massive body!
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    Now that it's come to this, we'll have
    to do "that." Let's teach him a lesson!
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    We'll show him the strength
    of our powers combined!
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    No way...! Do you want
    to do "that" here and now?!
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    Let's do it, guys!
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    Tactics #15!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Knock Him Down!!
    Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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