E214 - A Seriously Heated Race! Into the Final Round!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    What speed!
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    --He's well on his way to
    catching up with Porche-chan!
    --Flower Shurikens!
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    I'm a wall...
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    Oh! But he clears the wall with a skillful toss!
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    Is it only a matter of time
    until he catches Porche-chan?!
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    He's already back?!
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    Take this!
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    --Oh...
    --Oh?!
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    That's it.
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    Now do it just like I explained!
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    That's it! Stand up, Luffy!
SIGN    "A Seriously Heated Race!
    Into the Final Round!"
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    C'mon! You can do it! Just a little more!
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    Man, this is great!
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    This is so moving! Seriously!
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    All right! I'm up!
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    Hang on, Usopp!
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    Luffy!
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    And then...
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    ...like this?!
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    It's so fast! Awesome!
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    I won't let you win!
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    Amazing!
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    It's hard to believe Straw Hat Luffy
    couldn't even stand up moments ago!
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    He's keeping pace with Chiqicheetah,
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    who's powered up with his
    Double Speed Full Dash!
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    Crap! I never taught him how to turn corners!
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    Straw Hat Luffy has left the course once again!
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    He's out of Round #3 as well!
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    Darn it...!
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    I knew it! He's hopeless...!
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    There goes the Speed King, Chiqicheetah!
    He's four laps in the lead now!
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    Long-nose! Grab on! Hurry!
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    Right! Whoa...!
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    What's this?! Archaeologist
    Nico Robin uses a Long Whip!
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    Will this help him rally back?!
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    Oh, that woman!
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    Porche-chan! Just leave it to me, ya know?!
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    There it is! Chiqicheetah's
    Triple Speed Rocket Dash!
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    Hey! He went off the course just now, dammit!
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    He was only in the air! Only in the air!
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    Violent coach Sanji's desperate
    complaint is shot down!
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    I have to do something before it's too late!
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    Mucha Caramente!
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    Oh, no!
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    I wouldn't move if I were you!
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    The more you struggle,
    the tighter it gets, ya know!
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    It's no use! I'm soft-bodied!
    That doesn't hurt me one bit, ya know!
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    Well done, Jube!
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    That's one down, ya know!
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    Damn! They got Robin-chan!
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    Hey, idiot coach!
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    We're gonna lose unless we do
    something about that Chiqicheetah guy!
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    Don't need you to tell me that!
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    "Chiqi... cheetah"...
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    Cheetah?
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    Could it be?!
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    Old guy!
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    Old guy with the horse! You here?!
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    Oh, you mean me?
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    That Long Kiwi you gave Luffy!
    Where'd you get it?!
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    --What are you talking about?!
    --Shut it!
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    Hurry! Tell me where!
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    There! They grow on those trees!
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    Hey, Shrub Head! Run and get us a kiwi branch!
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    Is that how you ask for stuff?!
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    It might be the only way to stop him!
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    Stop him?!
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    Yeah! So get goin'!
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    --Wh-What the...?!
    --What's he doing?!
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    --You can ride Shelly!
    --Thanks!
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    Dunno if it'll work or not,
    but it's better than nothing!
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    After four minutes,
    Chiqicheetah has a huge 13-lap lead!
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    Four and a half minutes have passed!
    His lead has increased to 15 laps!
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    Things are looking bleak
    for the Straw Hat Dangers!
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    What's taking that loser so long?!
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    Is that it?!
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    Four minutes and fifty seconds have passed!
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    Ten more seconds and the Foxy Devils
    will clinch a shut-out victory!
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    Not gonna make it...!
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    Five seconds to go!
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    Wh-What's happening?!
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    I-Is that...?!
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    O-Oh, my! What on earth
    happened to Chiqicheetah?!
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    Chiqicheetah left the course
    just before the round ended!
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    What a conclusion!
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    The Straw Hat Dangers come from
    behind to win the third round!
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    Oh, no! Chiqicheetah!
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    What?!
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    H-Hooray!
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    --What happened?!
    --What's the deal?!
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    Kiwifruits have catnip-like properties.
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    Just like with catnip, the smell of the
    plant itself mesmerizes some cats.
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    Cheetahs are cats too,
    so I figured it was worth a shot.
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    So that's why he was sniffing Luffy earlier!
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    I'm guessing so.
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    Excellent thinking, Cook!
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    Oh! It was nothing!
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    Whew, just barely made it...
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    The Straw Hat Dangers have
    scored a point of their own!
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    But the Foxy Devils still have the advantage!
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    There's no time to bask in the
    afterglow of victory, though!
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    It's time for Round #4 to begin!
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    The scorers will be Nico Robin the archaeologist
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    versus Jube the fishman!
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    A great match-up, indeed!
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    Listen up, Luffy! When you reach a curve...
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    I got it! I'm fine now!
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    What do you mean "fine"?
    You screwed up just a second ago...
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    Don't you remember, Zoro? You told
    me to watch everyone else earlier...
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    He's definitely going to shoot that beam again.
[10:39] ---
    Yeah. That Idiot-Idiot Beam is bad news.
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    --Idiot-Idiot Beam...?!
    --B-Boss!
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    Usopp! Hear me out!
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    What is it?
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    You're a wicked one, all right!
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    Good idea, huh?!
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    Oh! Does the heartless Nami
    have a secret plan?!
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    Her dishonest face is on par
    with that of our own boss!
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    Who're you calling dishonest?!
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    You.
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    It's time for Round #4!
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    Got ya good earlier, huh?
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    Ready! Go!
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    Oh, no, you don't!
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    I'm no Chiqicheetah, but I'm
    pretty fast too, ya know!
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    Twenty seconds are up! Defense, go!
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    I-Is Luffy gonna be okay?!
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    --Yes!
    --Way to go, Luffy!
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    Bring it on anytime! I'll give you
    another taste of my Mucha Caramente!
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    No, you won't!
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    Oh! Is he finally in fighting form?!
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    Straw Hat Luffy sends Jube flying!
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    Go, Robin! I'll take care of this guy!
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    Right!
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    Huh?! My baton is gone!
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    So sorry!
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    Oh! How could you?!
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    I'd stay down if I were you!
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    Okay...!
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    Incredible! The Straw Hat Dangers are on a roll!
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    They've taken a one-lap lead!
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    We'll just see about that!
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    Hamburg! Prepare for a full dash!
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    Right!
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    Get ready, Usopp!
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    Yeah! I dub it "Operation
    Laugh and Fall"! Ready?!
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    Okay!
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    Lousy Split-Head! Shootin' your
    Idiot-Idiot Beam again, huh?!
[14:06] ---
    Split-Head?! Idiot-Idiot Beam?!
[14:08] ---
    He's not like that! He's an
    intelligent, handsome man!
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    Don't listen to her, you stupid fox!
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    No, I'm serious! I'm head over heels for you!
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    No one would like you, Crappy Split-Head!
[14:21] ---
    He added "Crappy" to "Split-Head"...!
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    So handsome!
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    --Split-Head!
    --Handsome!
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    --Split-Head!
    --I'm in love!
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    All lies!
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    Split-Head! Split-Head--!
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    What are you doing, Nami?!
    You need to compliment him!
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    I can't go on... It's making me sick...
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    Switch places with me...
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    Why, you... How dare you?!
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    I can't think of any nice things to say...
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    --All right! Let's just keep repeating stuff!
    --Right!
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    --You're manly! You're manly!...
    --Split-Head! Split-Head!...
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    He can't fire his Slow-Slow Beam!
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    Has our boss been KOed by
    this ingenious verbal assault?!
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    Time is nearly up!
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    --Manly! Manly! Manly!...
    --Split-Head! Split-Head!...
[15:16] ---
    --Split-Head!
    --Manly!
[15:18] ---
    --Split-Head!
    --Split-Head!
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    Incredible! Just incredible!
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    The Straw Hat Dangers win
    Round #4 by a landslide!
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    There'll now be a five-minute break
    before the final round begins!
[15:42] ---
    I can't believe I fell for that childish trick!
[15:45] ---
    Or that this would drag out to the final round!
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    We can't lose the next one!
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    We'll use you-know-what to win for sure!
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    The plan?!
[15:54] ---
    All right! Let's win this thing!
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    The final round is about to begin!
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    Both teams, to the starting line!
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    Oh! The Foxy Devils' scorer,
    Girarin, is all alone!
[16:05] ---
    All the others are off the track!
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    Could they be planning to
    unleash that huge technique?!
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    Huge technique?
[16:14] ---
    Just gonna be another Idiot Beam, obviously.
[16:16] ---
    Oh, my. How did you know?
[16:19] ---
    Yes. This tactic is all about getting
    the Slow-Slow Beam to hit its mark.
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    But knowing that still won't help ya!
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    As if! Weren't you paying attention last time?!
[16:33] ---
    We have Operation Laugh and Fall!
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    Don't worry, Luffy! Just skate like crazy!
[16:38] ---
    Yeah! Leave it to me!
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    Okay, it's time!
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    Ready! Go!
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    What?! Already?!
[16:52] ---
    --Manly! Manly! Manly!...
    --Split-Head! Split-Head!...
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    Slow-Slow Beam!
[17:04] ---
    There it is! A barrage of Slow-Slow Beams!
[17:07] ---
    Why isn't Operation Laugh and Fall working?!
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    Huh? Did you say somethin'?!
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    Earplugs!
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    The Straw Hat Dangers have been bested!
    That's our boss for you!
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    C-Crap!
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    Is it me, or do the Idiot Beams
    bounce off that guy?!
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    Oh! You noticed?
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    Slow-Slow Beams don't work on Girarin!
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    Oh, really? Why not?
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    Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret!
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    Oh, a secret? That's what I thought!
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    That's why you're already off the course, huh?
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    That's right. All your guys are gonna
    turn into slowpokes, but not us!
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    And they can't hide behind us!
[18:05] ---
    So that's their deal! This is bad! Really bad!
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    Twenty seconds are up! Defenders, go!
[18:15] ---
    Time for you all to slow down!
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    No!
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    Nami-san!
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    Direct hit!
[18:24] ---
    Navigator Nami and Sniper Usopp
    have fallen prey to the Slow-Slow Beam!
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    Luffy! Look out behind you!
[18:38] ---
    They finally got Straw Hat Luffy!
[18:41] ---
    Is victory a near-certainty now?!
[18:46] ---
    That just leaves you!
[18:48] ---
    I can't risk it! We'll be
    done for if that beam hits me!
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    Oh! What's this?!
[19:09] ---
    Nico Robin was keeping the
    Straw Hat Dangers in the game!
[19:12] ---
    And now... she's given up?
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    She's exited the course of her own
    accord with only one minute left!
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    The Slow-Slow Beam lasts for 30 seconds...
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    If Luffy can dodge the next attack,
    he'll still have a chance...!
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    Failure isn't an option!
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    I have to wait for my chance!
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    What's going on, Robin-chan?
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    I can avoid those beams by staying here, right?
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    Robin-chan...?
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    Forty seconds remain!
    Girarin has an easy, three-lap lead!
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    Ouch...!
[19:54] ---
    Time for another dose, just to be safe!
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    Wha...?!
[20:04] ---
    It's been fun, Straw Hat Luffy...
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    ...but this is the end!
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    Thirty seconds left!
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    Victory is guaranteed if he can hit
    Straw Hat Luffy with another beam!
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    End of the line!
[20:36] ---
    Crap!
[20:38] ---
    Skate, Luffy! There's no time!
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    All right!
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    Twenty seconds left!
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    Mucha Cara...
[21:03] ---
    Grilled or deep-fried... Which do you prefer?
[21:07] ---
    D-Damn!
[21:08] ---
    D-Damn...!
[21:16] ---
    Ten seconds left!
[21:18] ---
    Straw Hat Luffy is moving at incredible speed!
[21:21] ---
    This could turn into a mad dash for the finish!
[21:34] ---
    Oh! Our boss slowed himself down!
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    Five seconds left!
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    Swords that can't cut...
[21:45] ---
    ...won't work on me!
[21:56] ---
    The Straw Hat Dangers
    come from behind to win!
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    Yes!
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    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
[22:43] ---
    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
[22:46] ---
    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
[22:48] ---
    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
[22:51] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[22:54] ---
    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
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    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
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    Together we entrust our feelings
[23:11] ---
    We go beyond the changing time
[23:14] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[23:25] ---
    --Thank you, Luffy!
    --You know we'd never lose!
[23:29] ---
    As a pirate, I refuse this outcome!
    I challenge you to extra rounds!
[23:32] ---
    --Are you an idiot?!
    --Id--?!
[23:34] ---
    Who'd agree to more of these lame games?!
[23:36] ---
    All right! You're on!
[23:38] ---
    What a surprise.
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:41] ---
    "Screaming-Hot Bombardment!
    Pirate Dodgeball!"
[23:44] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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