# E214 - A Seriously Heated Race! Into the Final Round!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63VW9MVY/a-seriously-heated-race-into-the-final-round)
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*It's all right! Now let's move forward*
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*with the sun always in our hearts*
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*As power passes through our clasped hands*
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*let's grab hold of our wishes*
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*Working together, let's ride the giant waves*
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*Let's hurry toward the excitement--
there's the starting signal*
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*Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor*
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*Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
and head for a sea of adventure*
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*It'll be a journey fraught with injury*
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*but what you cherish most will be right there*
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*And if you get into a jam*
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*I'll always be there to protect you*
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*It's all right! Now let's move forward*
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*with the sun always in our hearts*
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*If a storm hits, let's put
our arms around each other*
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*and gaze at the light beyond*
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*If we gather up the pieces of our dreams*
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*they'll make a map leading to tomorrow*
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*So let's grab hold of our wishes*
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*under the same flag-- together, we're one*
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*One Piece*
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What speed!
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--He's well on his way to
catching up with Porche-chan!
--Flower Shurikens!
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I'm a wall...
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Oh! But he clears the wall with a skillful toss!
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Is it only a matter of time
until he catches Porche-chan?!
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He's already back?!
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Take this!
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--Oh...
--Oh?!
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That's it.
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Now do it just like I explained!
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That's it! Stand up, Luffy!
***SIGN*** "A Seriously Heated Race!
Into the Final Round!"
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C'mon! You can do it! Just a little more!
**[03:17] ---**
Man, this is great!
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This is so moving! Seriously!
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All right! I'm up!
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Hang on, Usopp!
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Luffy!
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And then...
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...like this?!
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It's so fast! Awesome!
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I won't let you win!
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Amazing!
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It's hard to believe Straw Hat Luffy
couldn't even stand up moments ago!
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He's keeping pace with Chiqicheetah,
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who's powered up with his
Double Speed Full Dash!
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Crap! I never taught him how to turn corners!
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Straw Hat Luffy has left the course once again!
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He's out of Round #3 as well!
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Darn it...!
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I knew it! He's hopeless...!
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There goes the Speed King, Chiqicheetah!
He's four laps in the lead now!
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Long-nose! Grab on! Hurry!
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Right! Whoa...!
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What's this?! Archaeologist
Nico Robin uses a Long Whip!
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Will this help him rally back?!
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Oh, that woman!
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Porche-chan! Just leave it to me, ya know?!
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There it is! Chiqicheetah's
Triple Speed Rocket Dash!
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Hey! He went off the course just now, dammit!
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He was only in the air! Only in the air!
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Violent coach Sanji's desperate
complaint is shot down!
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I have to do something before it's too late!
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Mucha Caramente!
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Oh, no!
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I wouldn't move if I were you!
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The more you struggle,
the tighter it gets, ya know!
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It's no use! I'm soft-bodied!
That doesn't hurt me one bit, ya know!
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Well done, Jube!
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That's one down, ya know!
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Damn! They got Robin-chan!
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Hey, idiot coach!
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We're gonna lose unless we do
something about that Chiqicheetah guy!
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Don't need you to tell me that!
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"Chiqi... cheetah"...
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Cheetah?
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Could it be?!
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Old guy!
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Old guy with the horse! You here?!
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Oh, you mean me?
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That Long Kiwi you gave Luffy!
Where'd you get it?!
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--What are you talking about?!
--Shut it!
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Hurry! Tell me where!
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There! They grow on those trees!
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Hey, Shrub Head! Run and get us a kiwi branch!
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Is that how you ask for stuff?!
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It might be the only way to stop him!
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Stop him?!
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Yeah! So get goin'!
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--Wh-What the...?!
--What's he doing?!
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--You can ride Shelly!
--Thanks!
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Dunno if it'll work or not,
but it's better than nothing!
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After four minutes,
Chiqicheetah has a huge 13-lap lead!
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Four and a half minutes have passed!
His lead has increased to 15 laps!
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Things are looking bleak
for the Straw Hat Dangers!
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What's taking that loser so long?!
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Is that it?!
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Four minutes and fifty seconds have passed!
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Ten more seconds and the Foxy Devils
will clinch a shut-out victory!
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Not gonna make it...!
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Five seconds to go!
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Wh-What's happening?!
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I-Is that...?!
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O-Oh, my! What on earth
happened to Chiqicheetah?!
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Chiqicheetah left the course
just before the round ended!
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What a conclusion!
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The Straw Hat Dangers come from
behind to win the third round!
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Oh, no! Chiqicheetah!
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What?!
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H-Hooray!
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--What happened?!
--What's the deal?!
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Kiwifruits have catnip-like properties.
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Just like with catnip, the smell of the
plant itself mesmerizes some cats.
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Cheetahs are cats too,
so I figured it was worth a shot.
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So that's why he was sniffing Luffy earlier!
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I'm guessing so.
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Excellent thinking, Cook!
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Oh! It was nothing!
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Whew, just barely made it...
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The Straw Hat Dangers have
scored a point of their own!
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But the Foxy Devils still have the advantage!
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There's no time to bask in the
afterglow of victory, though!
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It's time for Round #4 to begin!
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The scorers will be Nico Robin the archaeologist
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versus Jube the fishman!
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A great match-up, indeed!
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Listen up, Luffy! When you reach a curve...
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I got it! I'm fine now!
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What do you mean "fine"?
You screwed up just a second ago...
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Don't you remember, Zoro? You told
me to watch everyone else earlier...
**[10:36] ---**
He's definitely going to shoot that beam again.
**[10:39] ---**
Yeah. That Idiot-Idiot Beam is bad news.
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--Idiot-Idiot Beam...?!
--B-Boss!
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Usopp! Hear me out!
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What is it?
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You're a wicked one, all right!
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Good idea, huh?!
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Oh! Does the heartless Nami
have a secret plan?!
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Her dishonest face is on par
with that of our own boss!
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Who're you calling dishonest?!
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You.
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It's time for Round #4!
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Got ya good earlier, huh?
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Ready! Go!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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I'm no Chiqicheetah, but I'm
pretty fast too, ya know!
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Twenty seconds are up! Defense, go!
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I-Is Luffy gonna be okay?!
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--Yes!
--Way to go, Luffy!
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Bring it on anytime! I'll give you
another taste of my Mucha Caramente!
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No, you won't!
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Oh! Is he finally in fighting form?!
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Straw Hat Luffy sends Jube flying!
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Go, Robin! I'll take care of this guy!
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Right!
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Huh?! My baton is gone!
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So sorry!
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Oh! How could you?!
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I'd stay down if I were you!
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Okay...!
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Incredible! The Straw Hat Dangers are on a roll!
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They've taken a one-lap lead!
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We'll just see about that!
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Hamburg! Prepare for a full dash!
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Right!
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Get ready, Usopp!
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Yeah! I dub it "Operation
Laugh and Fall"! Ready?!
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Okay!
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Lousy Split-Head! Shootin' your
Idiot-Idiot Beam again, huh?!
**[14:06] ---**
Split-Head?! Idiot-Idiot Beam?!
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He's not like that! He's an
intelligent, handsome man!
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Don't listen to her, you stupid fox!
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No, I'm serious! I'm head over heels for you!
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No one would like you, Crappy Split-Head!
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He added "Crappy" to "Split-Head"...!
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So handsome!
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--Split-Head!
--Handsome!
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--Split-Head!
--I'm in love!
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All lies!
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Split-Head! Split-Head--!
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What are you doing, Nami?!
You need to compliment him!
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I can't go on... It's making me sick...
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Switch places with me...
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Why, you... How dare you?!
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I can't think of any nice things to say...
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--All right! Let's just keep repeating stuff!
--Right!
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--You're manly! You're manly!...
--Split-Head! Split-Head!...
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He can't fire his Slow-Slow Beam!
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Has our boss been KOed by
this ingenious verbal assault?!
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Time is nearly up!
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--Manly! Manly! Manly!...
--Split-Head! Split-Head!...
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--Split-Head!
--Manly!
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--Split-Head!
--Split-Head!
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Incredible! Just incredible!
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The Straw Hat Dangers win
Round #4 by a landslide!
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There'll now be a five-minute break
before the final round begins!
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I can't believe I fell for that childish trick!
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Or that this would drag out to the final round!
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We can't lose the next one!
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We'll use you-know-what to win for sure!
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The plan?!
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All right! Let's win this thing!
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The final round is about to begin!
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Both teams, to the starting line!
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Oh! The Foxy Devils' scorer,
Girarin, is all alone!
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All the others are off the track!
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Could they be planning to
unleash that huge technique?!
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Huge technique?
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Just gonna be another Idiot Beam, obviously.
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Oh, my. How did you know?
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Yes. This tactic is all about getting
the Slow-Slow Beam to hit its mark.
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But knowing that still won't help ya!
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As if! Weren't you paying attention last time?!
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We have Operation Laugh and Fall!
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Don't worry, Luffy! Just skate like crazy!
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Yeah! Leave it to me!
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Okay, it's time!
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Ready! Go!
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What?! Already?!
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--Manly! Manly! Manly!...
--Split-Head! Split-Head!...
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Slow-Slow Beam!
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There it is! A barrage of Slow-Slow Beams!
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Why isn't Operation Laugh and Fall working?!
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Huh? Did you say somethin'?!
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Earplugs!
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The Straw Hat Dangers have been bested!
That's our boss for you!
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C-Crap!
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Is it me, or do the Idiot Beams
bounce off that guy?!
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Oh! You noticed?
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Slow-Slow Beams don't work on Girarin!
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Oh, really? Why not?
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Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret!
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Oh, a secret? That's what I thought!
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That's why you're already off the course, huh?
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That's right. All your guys are gonna
turn into slowpokes, but not us!
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And they can't hide behind us!
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So that's their deal! This is bad! Really bad!
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Twenty seconds are up! Defenders, go!
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Time for you all to slow down!
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No!
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Nami-san!
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Direct hit!
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Navigator Nami and Sniper Usopp
have fallen prey to the Slow-Slow Beam!
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Luffy! Look out behind you!
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They finally got Straw Hat Luffy!
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Is victory a near-certainty now?!
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That just leaves you!
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I can't risk it! We'll be
done for if that beam hits me!
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Oh! What's this?!
**[19:09] ---**
Nico Robin was keeping the
Straw Hat Dangers in the game!
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And now... she's given up?
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She's exited the course of her own
accord with only one minute left!
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The Slow-Slow Beam lasts for 30 seconds...
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If Luffy can dodge the next attack,
he'll still have a chance...!
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Failure isn't an option!
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I have to wait for my chance!
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What's going on, Robin-chan?
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I can avoid those beams by staying here, right?
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Robin-chan...?
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Forty seconds remain!
Girarin has an easy, three-lap lead!
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Ouch...!
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Time for another dose, just to be safe!
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Wha...?!
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It's been fun, Straw Hat Luffy...
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...but this is the end!
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Thirty seconds left!
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Victory is guaranteed if he can hit
Straw Hat Luffy with another beam!
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End of the line!
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Crap!
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Skate, Luffy! There's no time!
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All right!
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Twenty seconds left!
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Mucha Cara...
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Grilled or deep-fried... Which do you prefer?
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D-Damn!
**[21:08] ---**
D-Damn...!
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Ten seconds left!
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Straw Hat Luffy is moving at incredible speed!
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This could turn into a mad dash for the finish!
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Oh! Our boss slowed himself down!
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Five seconds left!
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Swords that can't cut...
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...won't work on me!
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The Straw Hat Dangers
come from behind to win!
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Yes!
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*A piece of a dream that we started grasping*
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*Chasing after something constant*
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*We send our aspirations sailing into the sky*
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*Even when we're exhausted*
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*We have a compass that can
search for something constant*
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*Say, do you think we can keep it forever?*
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*At the end of the dream
that we will reach someday*
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*We want to be adults as we
are now as much as possible*
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*We pray to this endless sky that we look up at*
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*Eternally... Eternally...*
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*Wild fantasies from our childhood*
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*We trace unforgettable memories*
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*And try to keep the embers
burning that still consume us*
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*To this familiar sunny sky*
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*Together we entrust our feelings*
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*We go beyond the changing time*
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*Eternally... Eternally...*
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--Thank you, Luffy!
--You know we'd never lose!
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As a pirate, I refuse this outcome!
I challenge you to extra rounds!
**[23:32] ---**
--Are you an idiot?!
--Id--?!
**[23:34] ---**
Who'd agree to more of these lame games?!
**[23:36] ---**
All right! You're on!
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What a surprise.
**[23:40] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Screaming-Hot Bombardment!
Pirate Dodgeball!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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