E5 - A Terrifying Mysterious Power! Captain Buggy, the Clown Pirate!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger,
    the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure?
    If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the
    Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Get back here!
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    Give that chart back,
    you damn woman thief!
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    W-What?!
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    A person fell from the sky!
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    Now I'm safe!
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    That was a pretty neat experience I had!
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    "A Terrifying, Mysterious Power!
    Captain Buggy, the Clown Pirate!"
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    I'm starving...
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    B-Boss! You came to save me!
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    Wha--?
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    Who're you?
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    Sorry, but they're all yours now!
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    Hey! The girl got away!
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    That's okay!
    Her boss is still here!
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    Ah! Tryin' to cover
    for your crony, huh?!
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    Say, is there any place to eat around here?
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    Quit screwin' around, kid!
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    Don't touch my treasure!
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    --Bastard!
    --Bastard!
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    Wonder if they killed that guy...
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    Gum-Gum Pistol!
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    Wow!
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    You're really strong!
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    You beat people with sabers barehanded!
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    Hey! You're that... who?
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    I'm a thief who steals from pirates!
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    The name's Nami!
    Hey, wanna team up with me?!
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    No. I don't feel like
    teaming up with you.
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    H-Hold on!
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    Wait, I said!
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    Oh. I just remembered!
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    I'm starving...
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    Shall I treat you to some food?
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    Really?!
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    Y-Yeah...
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    They still haven't caught the thief?!
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    T-They should be pursuing her
    as we speak, Captain Buggy! Yes!
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    How did the map get stolen
    so easily in the first place?! Huh?!
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    Just when we're about to enter
    the Grand Line and go on a rampage!
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    A-Actually, the shack was unlocked,
    so it was easy to take for foes...
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    What did you say?!
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    As I said, it was easy to take for foes...
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    Who has a fake nose?!
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    Do you find this nose funny?!
    Just like a fake nose?!
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    You have it all wrong!
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    It's huge and all red?!
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    Help!
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    --H-Here it comes...
    --T-The Devil Fruit power...
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    Who am I?
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    C-Captain Buggy...
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    What happens if someone defies me?
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    A flashy death awaits them...
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    Please forgive me!
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    I'll never say it again!
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    Please forgive me!
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    I'll overlook your verbal slip-up
    and forgive you just this once.
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    Now get that map back! Screw up...
    and you know what happens.
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    Yes, Captain Buggy!
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    Yum!
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    Do you live alone in this house?
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    I don't live in this town.
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    Everyone here ran away because of Buggy.
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    --Then you're a sneak thief.
    --How rude!
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    I'm a thief who only
    steals from pirates!
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    Don't compare me
    to scumbag sneak thieves!
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    But a thief's a thief.
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    My goal is to earn 100 million Berries,
    no matter what it takes.
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    What do you need that much for?
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    It's a secret!
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    But with a map of the Grand Line,
    100 million is a real possibility!
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    A map? Are you a navigator?!
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    Much more skilled than
    your average navigator!
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    Oh, that's perfect!
    Do you wanna be our navigator?!
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    Really?
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    Yeah! Our new pirate crew member!
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    No!
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    So you're a pirate?
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    Yeah. I swore to the person
    who gave me this straw hat...
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    that I'd gather a crew
    and become a pirate!
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    There's nothing I hate more
    in this world than pirates!
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    I only like money and tangerines!
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    Hey. Be our navigator.
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    I said no.
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    No?
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    --Hey! You find her?!
    --Can't find her anywhere!
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    Where'd that girl thief go?!
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    We're in trouble if
    we don't get that chart back!
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    I gotta do something about them...
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    Well, I might consider it
    if you agree to certain conditions!
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    Really?! I'll do anything!
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    I want you to come with
    me to see Buggy the pirate.
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    But!
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    Why am I tied up?
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    It's just rope.
    Is there a problem?
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    Oh well! I was hoping to
    meet other pirates! Let's go!
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    Hold on, now!
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    What?!
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    The thief got away?!
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    Please forgive us, Captain!
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    All three of you are pathetic!
    Die flashily!
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    Captain Buggy!
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    What is it?!
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    That thief from earlier
    came back on her own!
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    What?!
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    That's them!
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    She's the one who stole the chart!
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    Ow!
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    I've captured the thief,
    Captain Buggy the Clown!
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    Here's your chart back!
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    I appreciate it.
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    But why the change of heart?
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    My boss and I had a fight!
    I'm fed up with him!
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    Please let me join your crew!
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    C-Captain Buggy is angry!
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    He's gonna use his Devil Fruit power!
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    Devil?
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    Fed up, huh?
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    You're a flashily amusing girl!
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    I like you!
    You can join my crew!
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    Infiltration successful!
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    Pirates are so dumb
    and easy to manipulate!
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    Why am I in a cage?
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    I feel great today!
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    Girl! What name do you go by?
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    Nami!
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    Alright! Let's hold a
    welcome party for Nami here!
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    Celebrate flashily!
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    What's wrong?!
    This party's in your honor!
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    Eat up!
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    Yes! Thank you!
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    I'll just keep my eyes peeled for
    a chance to take the chart back.
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    And maybe I'll swipe all of
    Buggy's treasure too, while I'm at it!
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    I... wanna eat, too!
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    Dammit!
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    This is flashily great!
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    Men! Prepare
    a Special Buggy Ball!
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    All set, sir!
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    W-What's about to happen?
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    Observe the might of the Buggy Ball!
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    Light it.
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    What's that explosion?
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    One of Buggy-sama's
    beloved Buggy Balls!
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    Buggy Balls?!
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    Truly flashy!
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    With Buggy Balls and Devil Fruit powers,
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    I can conquer the Grand Line!
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    Right, Nami?!
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    Y-Yes! Of course!
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    Eh?!
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    I'm the one who's
    gonna rule the Grand Line!
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    What?
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!
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    You idiot!
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    I see why you're sick of him, Nami!
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    Yeah! He takes the world too lightly...
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    and misunderstands everything!
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    I couldn't put up with it anymore...
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    Naturally!
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    In that case, I'll give you a
    Buggy Ball to blow away your old boss!
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    It'll also serve to prove
    your loyalty to me. Do it!
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    No, that's okay!
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    C'mon, this is a welcoming party!
    Let's have fun!
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    Do it.
    This is my style of welcoming party.
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    Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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    If I don't shoot, I'll be killed!
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    But if I do shoot, I'll wind
    up no better than pirates!
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    Alright! Light it flashily!
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    Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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    Nami! Don't wimp out on me now!
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    What's the matter?
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    Your hands are shaking!
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    That's what happens when you take
    on pirates with half-assed resolve.
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    Resolve to do what?!
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    To kill people like it's nothing?!
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    Is that a pirate's resolve?!
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    No!
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    The resolve to put your own life on the line!
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    Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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    Hey, new chick!
    Quit bein' a tease!
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    This is how you light it!
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    What the--?! What the--?!
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    Crap! I didn't mean to--
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    Nami! What is the meaning of this?!
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    I'm sorry!
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    What?! Apologizing won't fix things!
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    Huh? Now you're saving me?
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    Don't be stupid!
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    I only did it because of the situation!
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    I just didn't want to wind up
    like these inhuman pirates!
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    Oh, the situation!
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    Pirates took the life
    of a person dear to me!
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    As if I'd ever be one!
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    Oh, so that's why... Huh?
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    It's lit!
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    Keep your ridicule to a minimum, girl!
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    Kill her flashily!
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    Yahoo!
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    Water! Water! Water! Water!
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    Not good!
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    You're...
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    Behind you!
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    Die flashily!
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    Hey, now...
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    How many of you are
    taking on one girl at once?
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    Zoro!
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    You hurt?
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    Are you hurt?
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    N-No, I'm fine...
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    Whew, what a relief!
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    How'd you find us?
    Hurry and get me outta here!
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    What do you keep playing around for?
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    First some bird runs off with you,
    and now you're inside a cage?
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    It's pretty interesting, actually.
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    "Zoro"?
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    T-That's what he just called him, right?
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    The crew member he mentioned...
    was Pirate Hunter Zoro?
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    What's going on?!
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    So you're Zoro?
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    What do you want? Are you here
    to take my head or something?
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    Nope. Not interested.
    I gave up pirate-hunting.
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    I'm interested, though!
    Killing you will increase my name.
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    I wouldn't try it. You'll die.
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    Oh? That so?
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    Guess words aren't enough for you...
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    --Get 'im, Captain!
    --Captain Buggy!
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    Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
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    Die flashily!
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    He had no resistance to him at all...
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    Whoa! He's weak!
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    No way...
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    What's with them?
[19:05] ---
    H-Huh? Their captain's been killed...
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    But they're laughing!
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    Hey! What's so damn funny?!
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    Zoro!
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    What's that arm?!
[19:25] ---
    What... the hell?!
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    The Chop-Chop Fruit...
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    That's the name of
    the Devil Fruit I ate!
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    I'm a chop-chop person who can't be cut!
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    His body reattached itself!
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    I thought the
    Devil Fruits were only a rumor!
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    A chop-chop guy?!
    You mean he's a monster?!
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    "Rubber Person"
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    I didn't hit any vital spots,
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    but that's a pretty
    serious wound! I win!
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    You're too much, Captain!
[20:05] ---
    Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
[20:09] ---
    Crap! The tables have turned!
[20:13] ---
    If we don't do something quick,
    me and these two guys are dead!
[20:18] ---
    That one hurt a bit...
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    Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
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    Stabbing him from behind is unfair,
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    Big Nose!
[20:38] ---
    Y-You idiot!
    Don't call him that!
[20:45] ---
    Who's... got a big nose?!
[20:52] ---
    Luffy!
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    Buggy!
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    I will kick your ass!
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    Kick my ass? You're a real riot!
[21:07] ---
    All three of you are
    gonna die here, you know!
[21:11] ---
    How should I have my ass
    kicked in this situation?!
[21:20] ---
    It's no use... It's all over...
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    I refuse to die!
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    Run! Zoro!
[21:30] ---
    What?!
[21:31] ---
    Wait! He came here to save you!
[21:34] ---
    What're you gonna do?!
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    Understood.
[21:43] ---
    Nothing makes sense anymore!
    This is why I hate pirates!
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    Impudent fool!
    As if I'd let you escape!
[21:59] ---
    Fool!
    Your Three-Sword Style has no effect on--
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    Hey! Listen when
    people are talking!
[22:23] ---
    Oh, crap!
    The cannon's pointed this way!
[22:26] ---
    --Hey! Light it!
    --Eh?!
[22:28] ---
    --Hurry!
    --R-right!
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    Wait, wait, wait! There's still
    a Special Buggy Ball in there!
[22:39] ---
    You lit it!
[22:42] ---
    Wait! No! Stop! Stop!
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    When I was little, I had
    a vision of a treasure map
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    and I always searched
    for that miraculous place
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    before someone else could
    beat me to it
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    If the world is going to change
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    before I can even attain my dream
[23:44] ---
    then take me to the time
    when I knew nothing
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    so that my memories won't fade
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    Hey, Zoro! Are you okay?!
[24:10] ---
    Yeah, don't worry. I'm better now.
[24:12] ---
    Great!
[24:13] ---
    What're you talking about?!
    You can't possibly be better!
[24:15] ---
    Really?
[24:16] ---
    Oh no! What's that?!
[24:17] ---
    --What an unfriendly dog!
    --I'm not referring to that!
[24:20] ---
    Oh!
    There's a polar bear on top of a lion!
[24:22] ---
    They followed you guys here!
[24:24] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[24:26] ---
    "Desperate Situation!
    Beast Tamer Mohji vs. Luffy!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!