E318 - Mothers Are Strong! Zoro's Hectic Household Chores!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever, I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it’s not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn’t there!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Wealth, fame, power...
[02:11] ---
    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
[02:16] ---
    The words he uttered just before his death
[02:19] ---
    drove people around the world to the seas.
[02:23] ---
    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
[02:27] ---
    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
[02:32] ---
    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    Don't be ridiculous!
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    You think you can buy a real sword
    for that paltry amount of money?!
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    Oh, well...
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    If you're not gonna buy anything, scram!
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    Geez...
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    At any rate...
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    If I remember right, they're...
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    Please go on ahead!
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    Well, really...
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    We're sorry that we tried to extort you!
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    Well, don't worry about it!
    Thanks for showing me the way! Later!
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    ...the brats who showed me the way that time.
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    Zoro-san! Zoro-san!
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    Please be our big brother!
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    Huh?!
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    "Mothers Are Strong!
    Zoro's Hectic Household Chores!"
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    --I refuse.
    --What?! Really?!
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    Why do I have to become a
    big brother to brats like you?
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    Now, now, don't be like that.
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    Having seen you beat marines,
    we've taken quite a liking to you!
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    Oh, I'm Michael. Glad to see you again.
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    I'm Hoichael.
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    Around the backstreets,
    we brothers are a bit famous for...
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    You should hear people out!
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    Bro, we'll take you wherever you wanna go.
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    Wanna go buy some meat?
    How about vegetables?
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    --I refuse.
    --You refuse? Refuse what?
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    Both becoming your big brother
    and having you show me the way.
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    Get lost already.
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    Oh, yeah, that's right!
    Bro, you're looking to buy a sword, right?
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    The sword shop owner turned me down earlier,
    since I don't have much money.
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    Then you should go to a secondhand store.
    I bet you'll find quite a bargain!
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    Yep! We'll show our big brother
    the way to the secondhand store!
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    I guess it couldn't hurt.
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    But let me just point out that I'm not
    agreeing to become your big brother.
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    Yes, sir, Bro!
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    Now, make way, make way!
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    Pirate Hunter Zoro-sama coming through!
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    Cut that out!
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    They're skipping school
    and wandering about again.
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    They're gonna grow up to be
    good-for-nothings. What ungrateful kids...
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    Well, at their home,
    it's rather the mother that's...
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    I feel sorry for those kids.
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    So no luck here, either.
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    Hey, what're you looking at?!
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    That's rude to Big Bro Zoro!
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    Hey, isn't that swordsman who's with them
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    one of the pirates who saved Iceberg-san?
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    What the heck? I thought he was a hero.
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    So he's just a punk? I misjudged him.
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    You guys have got quite a reputation.
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    The townspeople are clueless.
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    They can say whatever they
    want about us. We don't care.
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    Oh, yeah? Good for you, then.
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    Well then, take care.
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    Wh-What do you mean?
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    Are you abandoning your dear little brothers?!
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    Like I said, I don't remember
    becoming your big brother!
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    Oh? Did you say something?
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    We can't hear anything.
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    Whoa! What the hell is that?!
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    What is it?! What is it?!
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    All right, I shook them off.
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    Bro!
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    What?!
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    Bro!
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    Bro!
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    Bro!
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    Bro! Bro! Bro!
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    Bro!
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    We know this town like the back of our hands.
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    There's no way you can get away from us.
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    Shut up! Stop mocking me, you brats!
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    That's harsh, Bro!
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    Don't call me "Bro"!
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    Who the hell are you?
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    Just what do you think
    you're doing, hitting my kids?
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    "My kids"? Then...
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    What strength! What's with this woman?!
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    Oh? Not bad, lad.
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    Then... Special Attack! Bam-Bam Tornado!
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    Stop it, Mom! He didn't do anything wrong!
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    It was all our fault!
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    You guys were misbehaving again?! You idiots!
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    Ow!
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    Sorry about that.
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    But I guess it's okay, right,
    since you became their big brother?
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    No, I didn't.
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    You guys, come out and say hello.
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    I'm Yoko.
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    I'm Yuuya.
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    --I'm Shou.
    --I'm Ayako.
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    I'm Akihiro.
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    Guys, this is Big Bro Zoro!
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    He's our new oldest brother!
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    Oldest brother...? Don't tell me you
    want me to be your big brother for real?
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    Come with us. We're behind
    with our household chores,
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    since we've had to spend a lot of time
    repairing our house after Aqua Laguna.
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    Huh?!
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    Bro! Bro!
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    Hey, wait! I didn't agree to this!
    Let go of me! Hey!
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    Now, let's go home, kids!
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    Yeah!
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    By the way, what's that?
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    When Mom is out working,
    we go pick up scrap wood at the harbor
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    while we're babysitting our siblings,
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    and once we get enough wood,
    we go sell it to Galley-La on the weekend.
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    We can make quite a bit of
    allowance money that way.
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    Well then, say goodbye to your mom for me.
[09:44] ---
    Are you really leaving?
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    Sorry, but this has nothing to do with me, so...
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    Watch out!
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    --Geez...
    --Nice babysitting!
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    Bro!
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    Not bad at all.
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    Just as I thought, you're good with babies!
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    Whoa! He wet himself!
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    Give him to me.
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    Go change his diaper.
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    Okay!
[10:18] ---
    H-Hey! What're you doing?!
    What are you, a perv?!
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    We're gonna wash it. Wear this until it's dried.
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    Wh-What the hell is this?!
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    Take care of him, okay?
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    Okay, kids! Let's work hard
    and clean up the house!
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    Yeah!
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    Hey, Hoichael. Sorry, but I...
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    Hey, hey... Hey!
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    Stop it!
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    Hey, Michael! Do something about these...
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    Stop!
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    Hey! Where do I put these...
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    You're quite a natural at this. Keep it up.
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    Okay, be good, you guys.
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    Hey, lady. I'm going back now.
    Give me my shirt back.
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    What're you talking about?
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    Do you even have a place to
    go back to besides this house?
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    Yeah. My friends are waiting for me.
[11:54] ---
    How stupid! Friends or family--
    which one's more important?
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    I'm not your family. I don't
    remember you giving birth to me,
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    and we're not blood-related, either.
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    Shut up! The hell with blood relationships!
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    Are blood relationships that important?!
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    We're gonna settle this today for sure.
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    Get lost.
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    I came here yesterday and the day before,
    but you didn't pay us back, you bitch!
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    Hm? Who are you?
[12:23] ---
    I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.
    Another new family member?
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    --That's right.
    --No.
    --Which is it?!
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    I guess it doesn't matter.
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    Anyway, it's not like you're
    Paulie from Galley-La.
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    Quit dragging your feet
    and pay us back, you old hag!
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    Like I told you before, I already
    paid back what I borrowed!
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    You fool. Debts come with interest.
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    That interest also accrued more interest,
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    so it's now several dozen times more
    than the amount you borrowed!
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    That's none of my concern.
    Why don't you pay it yourself?!
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    What'd you say, you damn old hag?!
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    I'm not telling you to suffer all by yourself.
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    If you work those brats hard,
    you can earn money easily.
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    They're not your real family anyway, right?
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    What'd you say?!
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    Hm?
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    Come to think of it...
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    ...they don't look alike at all.
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    That hurt! What're you doing, you old hag?!
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    Just say that one more time,
    and I'll blow your head off!
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    Get her!
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    Well... I'll let you off the hook for today.
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    Guys, let's go!
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    You won't get away with this!
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    --Cool!
    --Just as we'd expect from you, bro!
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    Good boy. Mom's proud of you.
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    --"Good boy"...?
    --Okay, kids!
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    Let's go shopping for dinner, shall we?!
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    Yeah!
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    Well then, I'll get going now.
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    Hurry up. You're coming, too.
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    You got a job for me?
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    Pops, knock the price down a bit more!
[14:36] ---
    Who do you think you're dealing with?!
    Don't take us lightly!
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    Knock it off.
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    Dammit! However you look at it,
    this doesn't make sense.
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    Why do I have to do things like this?!
[14:45] ---
    If they see me like this...
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    Shoot!
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    Of all people, it had to be that damn cook...!
[14:57] ---
    So that alley over there is a shortcut? Thanks.
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    Seriously...
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    Now that I've come this far...
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    Seriously... I'm exhausted.
[15:30] ---
    Seems like you're having a rough time.
[15:31] ---
    Yeah, tell me about it.
    How could this be happening to...
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    It's you?!
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    --Dammit!
    --Robin!
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    Huh? Where did she go?
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    Robin!
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    Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.
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    Oh, and... that look suits you.
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    I've had enough! I'm going back!
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    Oh? You're going home ahead of us?
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    Then I'll give you the key to the house.
    Clean the restroom or something.
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    No! I'm not going back to your house!
    I'm going back to my friends!
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    Don't speak nonsense!
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    You're the one who's speaking nonsense!
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    Don't speak like that to your mother!
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    You're not my mother!
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    Shut up, you Broccoli Head!
[16:30] ---
    It's not Broccoli Head! It's Moss Head!
[16:32] ---
    Ah, Moss Head...
[16:33] ---
    I see, Moss Head.
[16:35] ---
    Yep, yep.
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    Right? Hey, no! That's not what I meant!
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    Well then, bye.
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    What am I gonna do with my oldest son?
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    Michael, Hoichael. Go get him later.
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    Okay!
[16:52] ---
    Well then, let's go home.
[16:53] ---
    Okay!
[16:58] ---
    Sorry about earlier.
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    Looks like your bodyguard is gone,
    so I'd like to continue our discussion.
[17:05] ---
    Could you come with me for a bit?
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    Hoichael, go get Bro.
    I bet they'll take us to that place.
[17:12] ---
    Okay.
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    I'm not your family. I don't
    remember you giving birth to me,
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    and we're not blood-related, either.
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    Shut up! The hell with blood relationships!
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    Are blood relationships that important?!
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    Bro!
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    Bro, there's trouble!
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    The debt collector took our mom away!
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    Sorry, but it has nothing to do with me.
    And that lady can take care of herself.
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    But this time, he brought a bunch of his buddies
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    and took Michael and my siblings away, too!
[18:09] ---
    What?!
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    You sure got cocky with me before.
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    As thanks for that, I brought
    some scary guys with me.
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    Don't be scared out of your wits!
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    Sir! Please come here!
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    This is the captain of the
    Big Helmet Pirate Gang, Mikazuki-san.
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    He's got a 36-million-Berry bounty on his head.
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    Kids, stay back. Don't do anything, got that?
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    Ahem.
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    Mikazuki-san has a vicious past.
    He tried to walk out of Dock #1
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    at Galley-La without paying
    for the repair of his ship...
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    ...although he was regrettably
    defeated by Galley-La's foremen.
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    Hence, in order to earn money for the repairs,
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    he's been earnestly working
    part-time at our company and...
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    Well, you guys, think hard...
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    ...about which is better--hurrying up
    and paying so you can survive,
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    or defying me and becoming prey for my sword.
[19:19] ---
    I'll give you five seconds to think it over.
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    Oh? You wanna fight with me,
    the great Mikazuki-sama?
[19:26] ---
    What a fool. As mentioned already,
    my bounty is 36 million Berries, and...
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    Bang-Bang Tornado!
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    Go, Mom!
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    An attack like that won't work on me!
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    Do you know where they took them to?
[19:43] ---
    They always take people to the
    same place. We've seen it before.
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    Dammit!
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    Don't take a man with a
    36-million bounty lightly!
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    I told you kids to stay back!
    Don't do anything dangerous!
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    What're you saying, Mom?! We're a family!
[20:07] ---
    What's a family for if we
    don't help each other?!
[20:10] ---
    What a sassy thing to say, you stupid son.
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    Bro! Over there!
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    Guys, teach them a lesson
    they won't soon forget.
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    Mom!
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    Bro!
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    You small fry...
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    Seventy-two Pound Phoenix!
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    Die!
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    D-Dammit!
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    --Incredible!
    --Just as we'd expect from you, bro!
[21:06] ---
    Yeah! Amazing!
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    All right! Good job! That's my oldest son!
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    You're still saying that? Hey, lady. Listen to me.
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    Now, to start with, I...
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    Are your friends as good as our family?
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    Yeah, they're like that.
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    Then why didn't you tell me sooner?!
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    I told you a bunch of times!
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    You're a member of our precious family,
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    but, well, if you're gonna run away
    from home for a bit, I won't stop you.
[21:42] ---
    "Run away from home"?
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    Take care of yourself.
[21:45] ---
    Bro, congrats on running away from home!
[21:47] ---
    You should go now before
    Mom changes her mind.
[21:50] ---
    See you later!
[21:52] ---
    Well then, bye.
[21:55] ---
    Bye-bye, bro!
[21:57] ---
    --Take care!
    --Bro!
[21:59] ---
    --Thank you!
    --See you again!
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    Wait a sec!
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    I can't wait!
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    I've come this far. I should be fine now.
[22:14] ---
    Hold it!
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    That woman!
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    He never learns, does he...?
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    He can't run from us.
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    Geez, he forgot to change his shirt.
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    What am I gonna do with my oldest son?
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    Seriously...!
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    Wait! I said, wait!
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    Give me a break!
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    H-Hey, don't pull me, Chimney!
[22:47] ---
    Grandma told me about this place.
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    A stall, huh?
[22:51] ---
    Oh, hey, pops! How're you doing?!
[22:54] ---
    A petty stall like this wouldn't...
[22:55] ---
    Hm? Looks like the cook here
    is better than I expected.
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Sanji's Shock! Mysterious Old Man
    and His Super Yummy Cooking!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!