E76 - Time to Fight Back! Usopp's Quick Thinking and Fire Star!

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    Inherited will...
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    The tide of the times...
    People's dreams...
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    These things cannot be stopped.
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    As long as people seek
    the answer of freedom,
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    these things will never cease to be!
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    I only believe in the future--
    I don't care if anyone laughs
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    That racing passion makes you shine
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    It's too bright, but I want to gaze at it
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    I sense "aesthetics" somewhere
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    I'm really, really stuck on you
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    I follow, follow in the footsteps
    of a dream that resembles no one
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    Until I dramatically get it
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    Believe In Wonderland!
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    I'm going to catch, catch the shape
    of a dream no one can see
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    I'm going to go with you,
    so passionate feelings
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    I don't really need
    everything to add up
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    Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,
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    run for paradise instead
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    Believe In Wonderland!
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    We made it!
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    Ah! So that's the second island
    in the Grand Line-- Little Garden!
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    W-What's with this island?!
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    Collier Shoot!
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    L-Little Garden?!
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    W-What's so little...
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    ...about this island?!
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    This is an island of ancient times.
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    It's stuck in the age of the dinosaurs!
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    The duel has continued for 100 years now.
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    I've forgotten the reason for it.
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    But that doesn't matter, anyway.
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    Then why?!
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    Pride!
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    Man, he's huge...
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    This is Elbaf, the god of war's...
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    ...judgment!
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    I didn't have his divine protection.
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    Who is it?! Come out!
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    You guys spoiled
    the old giant guys' duel!
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    I'm gonna beat you up!
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    It's no use!
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    Your friends are going
    to become my works of art!
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    Luffy!
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    Ahh. Such nice tea...
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    Luffy! What are you doing?!
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    Such... nice... tea...
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    Luffy!
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    What are you doing, you idiot?!
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    It's over for all of you.
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    This is my ultimate ability!
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    Special Attack: Exploding Star!
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    "Time to Fight Back!
    Usopp's Quick Thinking and Fire Star!"
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    What an idiot! He missed his
    target and hit his own friend!
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    Where'd his bullets go?!
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    Breeze Breath Bomb!
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    I forgot to mention it,
    but my breath explodes.
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    Dammit! This is insane!
    He had no bullets?!
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    Karoo! You alright?!
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    Hey! You come to your senses?!
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    Y-Yeah...
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    I'm awake! Thanks!
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    That attack was meant to burn
    his clothes and the trap on it
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    to undo the mental manipulation!
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    I've had enough of that paint!
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    I refuse to let anyone else die!
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    Now I'm mad!
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    It's definitely weird. Damn weird.
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    Why hasn't anyone come
    back after all this time?
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    Something must've happened to
    Nami-san, Vivi-chan, and the rest.
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    In which case, this is no time to
    be getting ready to cook a lizard!
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    Nami-san! Vivi-chan!
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    Hey! Say something! I love you!
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    What's this?
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    So what if you're mad?
    Just look at your friends now!
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    So what?! They're still alive!
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    Are they, now?
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    All they need now is some
    of Miss Golden Week's paint
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    and they'll be exceptional wax figures!
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    You're too late, Straw Hat!
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    That's correct!
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    You're not only late, but now you
    can experience even more despair!
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    Move out!
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    Candle...
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    ...Champion!
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    What's that?
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    It's said he once took down a
    42 million-Berry bounty with this.
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    It's Mr. 3's ultimate artistic talent.
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    Now, Miss Golden Week!
    Perform an artistic paint job on me!
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    Can I take a break after that?
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    Yes, of course! I'd actually
    prefer you to stay out of this!
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    Like this, I am invincible!
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    This armor is as hard as iron,
    and wrapped around me like velvet!
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    My form now...
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    ...has no flaws!
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    S-So cool!
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    This is no time to be admiring him! Fight!
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    Alright! Gum-Gum...
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    --Paint job complete!
    --Now, then!
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    ...Pistol!
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    Champ Fight! Harvest Field!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Stamp!
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    It's no use!
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    Not good! The guy's so solid
    his attacks don't work!
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    Damn! The wax haze!
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    Wax?
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    Yeah! Why didn't I realize it?!
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    The fact it turns into
    a mist means it can melt!
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    Luffy! Fire melts this guy's wax!
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    No matter how hard it is,
    wax is still wax!
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    Zoro and all the others
    hardened only moments ago!
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    We can save them!
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    What?! For reals?!
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    Yeah, for reals.
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    Don't admit that to them!
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    But even if you realize that now,
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    you have neither time
    nor a chance of winning!
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    30 more seconds at most!
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    After that, their hearts
    will completely stop!
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    As we speak, they're
    probably writhing in pain
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    with what little consciousness
    they have left
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    as they experience
    the terror of dying!
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    We don't need 30 seconds!
    I'll save them now!
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    Special Attack: Fire--
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    Breeze Breath Bomb!
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    Usopp!
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    Did you not hear him say you
    have no chance of winning?
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    Dammit! There's no time!
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    Give it up!
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    Listen... Take this rope...
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    Oh? This looks like fun!
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    Whatcha planning?
    Can I join in, too?
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    Karoo! Run!
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    Run!
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    Just run around all the candlesticks!
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    Everything you try is pointless!
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    Pardon me.
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    Crescendo Stone!
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    How many kilograms
    can you endure, I wonder...
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    10 kilograms...
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    100 kilograms...
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    200 kilograms...
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    300 kilograms!
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    Damn nimble bird!
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    Give it up! Give it up!
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    They've become my works of art!
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    I don't think so!
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    I won't let you have their lives!
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    If fire can melt them,
    then I'll use this fire!
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    Don't pull! Stop!
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    Luffy! That small flame
    won't do it fast enough!
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    Light Karoo's rope on fire!
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    The bird's rope?!
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    It's a special rope...
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    ...soaked in oil!
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    --Okay! Everyone! Wake up!
    --Hey! Wait! Stop!
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    It'll be a little hot, but endure it...
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    Stop!
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    Oww! Hot! Hot!
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    What a big fire!
    Are they gonna be alright?!
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    Curse you... Curse you, Straw Hat!
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    How dare you destroy
    my Candle Service Set?!
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    You'll pay for this!
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    I won't let you get away, you jerks!
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    Damn it! How dare you mock us?!
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    Now you've done it!
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    Playtime is over!
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    I'm going to shatter that
    neck of yours into pieces!
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    Special Attack:
    10,000 Kilogram Guillotine!
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    This is bad!
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    That was hot! Couldn't you
    have done it a different way?
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    Don't be fussy!
    Just be thankful you were saved!
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    You're right. Thanks!
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    This doesn't seem real... We're alive!
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    The wax melted.
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    What a pain! We can't afford to
    screw up our mission any further!
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    Mr. 5!
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    Special Attack: Exploding Star!
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    Fool! I've shown several times
    that explosives don't work on me!
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    I'm an "explosive man"!
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    You took the bait!
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    So sorry! I'm a liar, you see!
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    That wasn't an Exploding Star!
    It was a Special Tabasco Star!
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    Spicy!
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    I already proved its
    effectiveness the hard way!
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    Damn you pirates!
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    How dare you make a mockery of me?!
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    Time to blow up in a full-body explosion!
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    There won't even be bone fragments left!
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    No! Stop!
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    Usopp!
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    No! I'm sorry! I won't do it anymore!
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    Flaming Oni...
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    ...Giri!
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    Flaming swords aren't too shabby.
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    Zoro!
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    Yo. Good to see you're alive.
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    Yeah.
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    Master...
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    That leaves two foes left.
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    Bird!
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    Don't let them get away with this!
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    Real men don't spoil people's fights!
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    How good of you to come!
    Welcome to my Wax-Wax Manor!
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    What is this?!
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    Well, then. Can you tell where I am?
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    It would appear you picked a
    fight with the wrong people!
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    We're the most intellectual
    team in all of Baroque Works!
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    A brute-force buffoon like you who
    acts on instinct cannot catch us!
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    I am Mr. 3. I carry out all
    assignments given to me flawlessly.
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    Now, then! Step forward!
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    The moment your back is
    turned to me, I'll stab you...
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    ...right through the heart.
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Stamp!
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    How... did you know...
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    ...I was here?
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    A hunch.
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    Afternoons are definitely
    best with Earl Grey.
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    Hold on, now!
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    This is no time for me to be
    drinking tea all fancy-like!
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    Nami-san and the others might
    be waiting for me to help them!
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    Still, though. What's such a
    relaxing place doing in the jungle?
[21:00] ---
    What's that?
[21:09] ---
    Oh...
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    It's a Transponder Snail.
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    Heya. You've called the Damn Restaurant.
[21:20] ---
    You want reservations?
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    Quit fooling around, dumbass.
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    Aren't you a bit late with your report?
[21:36] ---
    Oh? Report?
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    And who might I be talking to?
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    It's me.
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    Mr. 0.
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    The world is awfully big
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    so even if there is treasure somewhere,
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    the odds are astronomical
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    So relying on dumb luck
    won't get you anywhere
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    So even...
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    ...if someone stops me or
    laughs at me from the shadows
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    the ship will continue forward
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    Bon voyage!
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    Forget about them!
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    I know I'm a fool, but I gotta go
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    The crazier the dream,
    the cooler the ambition
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    I know I'm a fool, but I'm gonna fight
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    The farther the sea,
    the more heavenly it surely is
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    Do everything you can, and you'll
    get a little nearer to any horizon
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    --I got my hands on this...
    --An Eternal Pose to Alabasta!
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    --Yes!
    --Now we can set sail!
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    Alright, everyone!
    Let's have a rice cracker party!
[23:18] ---
    Oh, no! We only have three left!
    We can't have a rice cracker party!
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    You know this is no time for that!
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    Let's go, Captain! We don't
    have time to be lounging around!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:27] ---
    "Farewell, Giant Island!
    Head for Alabasta"
[23:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!
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