E341 - Nami's in a Major Pinch! the Zombie Mansion and the Invisible Man

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    People are terrified when they hear "zombie."
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    But what if I rephrase it
    to "resurrecting the dead"?
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    Hasn't that been all mankind's eternal dream?
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    Everyone has a special someone or two
    they'd like to see return from the dead.
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    But toying with human mortality is
    unorthodox medicine that disrespects God!
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    That's why I slipped away
    from the public eye--
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    so I could continue my
    research on this island in secret!
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    S-So that's the story!
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    But I'm sure tons of people
    around the world would be thrilled
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    if your research is a success!
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    I'll be rooting for you, Dr. Hogback!
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    You're rather open-minded!
    Thank you, Dr. Chopper.
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    What?!
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    Sh-Shucks, Doctor! I'm not happy because
    you thanked me or anything, you jerk!
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    May I have your autograph?
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    Why, certainly!
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    "To Dr. Chopper..."
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    To Dr. Chopper...
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    Could you show me your lab later?
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    By all means, steer clear of my laboratory!
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    "Nami's in a Major Pinch! The Zombie
    Mansion and the Invisible Man!"
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    Man, Nami! I wish you could
    take a bath by yourself!
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    Seriously! I wanted to talk
    with Dr. Hogback some more.
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    Shut your traps and come with me!
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    Yes, ma'am!
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    I wanna take a peek...
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    What?! You do?! For real?!
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    I'm not interested in a naked human woman,
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    but I wish I could peek
    inside Dr. Hogback's lab...
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    I don't wanna see it! I'm too scared!
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    Gosh darn it, Nami! Why do we have
    to stand guard while you clean up?
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    Don't bathe if you're scared!
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    I'm amazed you don't care
    that zombies touched you!
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    Nasty!
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    We're just gonna get dirty again. Right?
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    Right!
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    We're leaving as soon as night falls.
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    What?!
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    Whoa, there! Are you crazy, moron?!
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    Here.
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    He said we could spend the night!
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    Can't you see what'll happen if we
    leave in the middle of the night?!
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    Anyway, we should try to stay put!
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    Luffy and the others are sure
    to come save us. You hear me?
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    I'm with him! I don't wanna go outside again!
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    I'm not going back in
    the forest or graveyard!
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    It's the same whether
    we're inside or outside.
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    Have you paid close
    attention to this mansion?
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    Y-You don't mean...
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    Yep! If my gut feeling was right,
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    the halls and rooms were
    filled with people's auras.
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    This mansion is already teeming with zombies.
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    Wh-Where were they?!
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    And if they're inside, that makes Hogback
    the most suspicious person here.
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    He's lying to us...
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    There is no way he could live in this
    zombie-filled mansion or on this island
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    if he wasn't connected to
    those zombies in some way!
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    Wh-What do you think, Chopper?
    If her speculation is right...
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    She's wrong! Dr. Hogback would
    never do anything like that!
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    At any rate, let's play ignorant.
    Once it's night, we'll make our break.
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    You're a rather clever woman.
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    Huh? What was that?
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    Usopp? Chopper? Did you say something?
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    Huh? We didn't say anything.
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    Ah, I just farted!
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    Usopp, that stinks!
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    I'm Uso-P.U.!
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    Why, you--!
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    What's going on?!
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    I don't see anyone!
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    A beast...?
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    You're weaker than the woman
    on the ship--more my type.
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    Someone's here?!
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    Usopp! Cho--
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    Woman, be my blushing bride!
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    Hey, Nami? Is there a problem?
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    Did Usopp's fart stink up the bathroom?
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    Thank you very much!
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    You just thanked her!
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    They're in the way...
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    Stupid! Help me...!
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    Take that!
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    Usopp! Chopper! Help me!
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Someone's in here!
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    Huh?!
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    She's right! I'm picking up an odor!
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Huh? Uh, sorry!
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    I don't mean your fart!
    It smells like a person.
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    Hurry! He's escaping out the window!
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    Why did the window suddenly open?
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    What the heck is escaping?!
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    Special Attack! Exploding Star!
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    It couldn't be...
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    Has that bastard... done it again...?
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    Wh-What should I do? Fire another one?
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    No, he's gone now.
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    I can't smell him anymore.
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    I wonder if we'll make it out of here...
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    Nami, are you okay?!
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    He overheard our entire conversation...
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    H-Hey, Nami, what was that all about?
    I'm really confused here...
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    He was here the whole time.
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    He was an invisible man.
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    It's no use. It doesn't matter
    if we kick or whack it.
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    This massive spider web is here to stay.
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    I don't like this.
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    There is no point in staying here.
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    We should make looking for Nami-san
    our top priority. Let's head on out!
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    Hey, Zoro! Come on, Zoro!
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    Not only did that skeleton's ghost ship
    and Sunny get caught in the web,
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    it also snared the Mini-Merry that
    Usopp and the others were riding.
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    And it almost feels contrived
    how the island entrance
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    is right in front of us,
    like it's inviting us in.
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    Sheesh! I can practically see
    the ghosts inside waving us in.
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    What are you griping about, Zoro?
    C'mon, you're joining us!
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    Do you want to fall for
    that stupidly obvious trap
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    and have those idiots
    treat you like a moron?!
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    Why not? There's nothing
    to do if we stay here!
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    Now let's go!
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    I'll share my lunch with you!
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    Sheesh! Well, I guess it might be fun
    to see what those idiots look like.
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    All right! Let's move out!
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    You took forever, Moss Head!
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    Shut it!
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    Why does it go right into a staircase down?!
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    This is the entrance, so there's
    no point thinking about it.
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    Oh, the ground is covered in bones!
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    Hmm. Cerberus, huh?
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    He would have been safer in Hell.
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    My, how cute!
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    Hey, isn't he lookin' for a fight?
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    He doesn't know his place.
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    Think he's yummy?
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    Woof!
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    Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof, woof!
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    Woof, woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof!
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    Hey, cool it...
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    Look. He's ready to fight.
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    Actually, he's found his
    courage after getting cornered.
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    So it would seem.
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    Then I'll--
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    Nah, wait.
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    Let's try to tame him.
[11:55] ---
    What?!
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    Stupid! He may be a dog, but he's
    basically the boss of all dogs.
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    But a dog is still a dog.
[12:04] ---
    Yeah, good dog. Good dog.
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    Paw!
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    And here you just warned him!
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    There, there. You're a good dog.
[12:17] ---
    There, there. Good dog. That's right.
    Now let go nice and slow.
[12:21] ---
    Slowly now. You're such a good doggie.
[12:24] ---
    Darn mutt!
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    Down!
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    No, not quite...
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    But don't those injuries look horrible?
[12:36] ---
    I'm amazed he's even alive.
[12:38] ---
    Before that, I think that
    fox thrown in the mix
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    makes it one messed-up animal...
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    We found such a fun animal
    as soon as we arrived.
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    I can't wait to see what
    this island has in store!
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    You look blue, Cerberus-san.
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    Hey, don't show the defeated any sympathy.
[12:58] ---
    It'll hurt his pride.
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    Nami-san!
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    Hey! Where are you, Nami-san?!
[13:07] ---
    --Nami-san!
    --So the outside of the trench
    leads to a forest, huh?
[13:11] ---
    This place is like a maze!
[13:14] ---
    Hey, Nami-san!
[13:18] ---
    Nami-san!
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    Between the weird layout and this fog,
    my sense of distance is fried!
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    There is also the possibility
    that we're walking in circles.
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    Nami-san!
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    Maybe we should have left
    Moss Head behind after all...
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    Are you pinning the blame on me?! Well?!
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    Huh?
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    A-An elderly tree and a
    unicorn are sharing a drink!
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    --Save me!
    --Wait!
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    Wait! Wait, dammit!
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    --Gum-Gum Butterfly Net!
    --Strong Right!
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    Caught ya!
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    Please let me go!
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    Oh, dearie me!
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    Hey, Luffy! What are you
    going to do with that?
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    He wouldn't...
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    Guys, why don't you join my pirate--
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    Cut that out!
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    That was a close call.
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    Hey, Absalom! You're here, aren't you?
[14:48] ---
    What was all that ruckus about?
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    Were you in the bath again, you pervert?
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    I was searching for my bride, Hogback.
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    That woman tickles my fancy.
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    I'm going to make her mine!
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    Just so you know, she is a wanted woman.
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    You can't have her.
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    What did you say?!
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    There are six of them this time.
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    One of them is worth over 100 million.
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    The captain is worth 300 million.
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    300 million?!
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    Don't take those numbers so lightly, Perona.
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    If the government put 300 million
    on his head, he's no ordinary pirate.
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    If you understand that much,
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    dedicate all of your energy to
    capturing your prey, Absalom.
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    We're going to be busy tonight.
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    There's no such thing as an invisible man!
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    But I'm sure he was back there!
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    Not if he doesn't exist!
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    It was a hallucination or illusion!
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    You scared yourself into
    thinking you saw the impossible!
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    What are you talking about, Usopp?!
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    Didn't you see how somebody
    was pinning me down?!
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    Uh, er, well...
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    Nope, I didn't see that!
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    Yes, you did!
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    Gah, you're leading the witness!
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    You're trying to make me admit that I saw
    you naked so you can charge me for it!
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    What?! How greedy do you think I am?!
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    Although I'm still charging.
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    You are?!
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    Anyway, I refuse to believe anything I
    see on this island! Including you naked!
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    You just imagined the invisible man!
[16:38] ---
    The ghosts are just weird birds!
[16:40] ---
    The zombies are just a unique tribe:
    The Hollow Earth People!
[16:42] ---
    They're what?
[16:43] ---
    Sure, we met a skeleton that had died
    and come back because of a Devil Fruit!
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    We did, but that was truly
    the exception to the rule!
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    Two people can't possess the same power!
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    And there is no stinkin' way
    the dead can come back to life!
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    Right, Chopper?
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    Don't you agree with me?
[17:04] ---
    Isn't it natural to assume they
    were something along those lines?
[17:08] ---
    Well, from a medical perspective,
    all of this has been impossible.
[17:12] ---
    I think your logic makes more sense.
[17:16] ---
    But Dr. Hogback has abandoned his
    life of glory to delve into his research.
[17:22] ---
    Just maybe, miracles of that scale
    have been happening on this island!
[17:27] ---
    Hey, a-are you serious...?
[17:30] ---
    Aren't you putting a bit
    too much faith in that man?
[17:32] ---
    Dr. Hogback is a truly
    wonderful man! I respect him!
[17:37] ---
    You're the one being rude!
[17:39] ---
    Don't accuse the doctor of conspiring with
    zombies if you can't back up your claim!
[17:43] ---
    Even if I can't, everything is
    pointing in that direction!
[17:47] ---
    The doctor is the Zombie King!
[17:49] ---
    Knock it off, you two!
    You're freaking me out!
[17:53] ---
    Anyway, let me talk to the doctor.
    Is that acceptable, Nami?
[18:02] ---
    I hope Luffy and the guys save us soon...
[18:10] ---
    It's true that I'm only
    basing this on my intuition,
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    but everything about this place is creepy...
[18:29] ---
    Usopp? Chopper?
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    What is it, Nami?
[18:33] ---
    Isn't that the room we were in earlier?
[18:36] ---
    Yeah... Whoa! Why is it pitch black?!
[18:39] ---
    What?!
[18:44] ---
    C-Cindry-chan...?
[18:48] ---
    Doctor, where did you go?
[18:50] ---
    I enjoyed the bath!
[18:57] ---
    Ex-Excuse me!
[19:10] ---
    D-Doctor!
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    Those two have already
    turned in for the night.
[19:22] ---
    Hildon?!
[19:23] ---
    You jerk! How dare you
    abandon us in that graveyard?!
[19:28] ---
    My humblest apologies.
[19:29] ---
    I left to attend some errands with the horses.
    The moment I took my eyes off them--
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    You're a bag of lies!
[19:34] ---
    Everyone on this island
    is in cahoots with each other, right?!
[19:37] ---
    P-Please don't make such vile accusations!
[19:45] ---
    Come right this way.
    I'll show you to your rooms.
[19:50] ---
    You're at it again, trying to
    "show us" somewhere!
[19:53] ---
    I wonder if that's the real
    entrance to the underworld.
[19:56] ---
    Thanks for the offer, but we must be off now!
[20:00] ---
    What?! Wait a sec! Let me talk
    to the doctor a bit more!
[20:06] ---
    She has spurned you, Hildon.
[20:09] ---
    Wh-Who's there?! I don't see anyone...
[20:13] ---
    Keep out of this! I'll be sure
    to take them to their rooms.
[20:18] ---
    Why don't we drop this charade?
[20:21] ---
    They are already starting to grow suspicious.
[20:24] ---
    Before we slip up and give
    them a chance to escape...
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    Wh-Why...
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    ...is the picture...
[20:32] ---
    ...t-t-ta...?!
[20:45] ---
    You're trembling. How adorable!
[20:49] ---
    You're so cute...
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    I won't let you leave, children!
[20:55] ---
    No!
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    Ch-Chopper!
[21:00] ---
    A zombie popped outta the picture!
[21:02] ---
    Save me!
[21:04] ---
    Chopper!
[21:07] ---
    That's right! You get him, Nami!
[21:09] ---
    Help me out!
[21:11] ---
    You can do it, Nami!
[21:20] ---
    I'm Oinkchuck-sama, the head hog
    of the zombies in this room!
[21:24] ---
    You'll be dead before you get so
    much as a single foot out the door!
[21:28] ---
    Th-The wall mount... talked!
[21:32] ---
    N-Nami, did you see that?!
    The wall mount was talking!
[21:35] ---
    The wall mount--!
[21:40] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[21:43] ---
    Who was the jerk that
    stabbed me in the back?!
[21:51] ---
    It's just like Nami said!
    This mansion is teeming with zombies!
[21:58] ---
    Usopp!
[22:03] ---
    Punk!
[22:05] ---
    Take this, you darn bear rug!
[22:10] ---
    Crap! It's a candle!
[22:13] ---
    It's hot! It's rottin' hot!
[22:16] ---
    Fire! It's terrifying!
[22:17] ---
    Put it out!
[22:18] ---
    Crap! He climbed up the chandelier!
[22:20] ---
    Someone knock him back down!
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    I know what you're weak against!
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    I've got enough for everyone! Take this!
[22:30] ---
    Eat this!
[22:31] ---
    Darn you!
[22:33] ---
    And you! And you!
[22:39] ---
    Chopper! Nami! Head for the door!
[22:41] ---
    We're leaving the mansion!
[22:43] ---
    --Yeah!
    --I'm leaving! I've had it!
[22:47] ---
    Hurry and open the door! I don't
    wanna spend another minute here!
[22:52] ---
    What's keeping you, Nami?!
[22:53] ---
    No!
[22:56] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[22:57] ---
    It won't open! We're trapped in here!
[23:00] ---
    What?!
[23:02] ---
    Now you've made me mad!
[23:05] ---
    I won't let you escape!
[23:07] ---
    Now come on back!
[23:13] ---
    No!
[23:25] ---
    Chopper, I don't really wanna know,
    but what's on that operating table...?
[23:29] ---
    Do you really want to know?
[23:30] ---
    You had to ask? So it's what I think it is?
[23:34] ---
    Are you ready? I'm going to tell you now.
[23:35] ---
    G-G-Give me a sec! I'm not ready for this!
[23:37] ---
    --That's--
    --I'm scared!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:41] ---
    "The Zombie's Secret!
    Hogback's Nightmarish Laboratory!"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
[23:47] ---