E258 - A Mysterious Man Appears?! His Name Is Sogeking!

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[00:15] ---
    Well, then...
[00:17] ---
    Although we got in fights back in
    town both with the Franky Family
[00:21] ---
    and the Galley-La shipwrights,
    we're all going after the same enemy now.
[00:28] ---
    Listen. We're comrades.
[00:31] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[00:33] ---
    Three-Hundred Pound...
[00:37] ---
    We're gonna crash!
[00:48] ---
    ...Cannon!
[00:49] ---
    W-We got through!
[00:58] ---
    Hey, is that you, Luffy?
[00:59] ---
    Oh, Sanji! How's it going
    over there? Where's Robin?
[01:04] ---
    Robin-chan is still in their custody.
[01:08] ---
    Nami-san just told me
    the reasons for her actions.
[01:11] ---
    I see.
[01:13] ---
    Yeah... Well... that's what's going on.
[01:18] ---
    Go ahead and give them hell.
[01:20] ---
    Don't be reckless, Luffy!
[01:22] ---
    Tell him to wait until we catch up!
[01:25] ---
    Hey, Cook! Can you hear me?!
    There are crazy guys on that train, so...
[01:29] ---
    That's okay.
[01:31] ---
    Zoro...
[01:34] ---
    What would you do if it were you?
[01:37] ---
    Hm?
[01:39] ---
    After hearing that Robin lied and was
    taken into custody in order to save us,
[01:45] ---
    could you just stay put?
[01:50] ---
    It's no use trying to stop him.
[01:53] ---
    Hey, Moss Head! Are you worried about me?
[01:56] ---
    Why would I be, you idiot?!
[01:58] ---
    But sorry...
[02:00] ---
    After hearing what Robin-chan was thinking...
[02:05] ---
    ...even if the Captain orders it,
    I'm not gonna stop!
[02:11] ---
    I'm...
[02:15] ---
    ...not coming.
[02:19] ---
    It no longer has anything to do with me, right?
[02:21] ---
    If the World Government itself
    becomes your enemy at last,
[02:24] ---
    I don't wanna be part of it.
[02:28] ---
    You'll join with Luffy and
    the others as well, right?
[02:32] ---
    I'm sorry, but I'm no longer
    honor-bound to go rescue Robin!
[02:38] ---
    I left the Straw Hats!
[02:46] ---
    See ya.
[02:49] ---
    Oof.
[02:52] ---
    Ah!
[02:53] ---
    Ahhh! I found them!
[02:55] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[02:56] ---
    Metallic Star!
[03:06] ---
    Who's there?!
[03:14] ---
    He told me everything.
[03:17] ---
    I heard that you guys want
    to rescue a mademoiselle.
[03:20] ---
    That alone is reason enough
    for me to lend a hand.
[03:24] ---
    I will fight alongside you!
[03:33] ---
    My name is...
[03:35] ---
    ...Sogeking!
[03:39] ---
    "Sniper Warrior
    Sogeking"
[03:57] ---
    I was born on the island of snipers
[04:05] ---
    I never miss my mark
[04:08] ---
    Lulu lala lu
[04:12] ---
    Whether it's a mouse's eyeball, lock on!!
[04:15] ---
    Or even your heart, lock on!!
[04:22] ---
    The man who hails from the island of snipers
[04:29] ---
    Lululu, lulu lala
[04:32] ---
    Now... run away!
[04:39] ---
    Sogege, soge, soge
[04:41] ---
    Sogeking!
[04:46] ---
    "Sniping"
[04:59] ---
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[05:04] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[05:07] ---
    As power passes through our clasped hands
[05:11] ---
    let's grab hold of our wishes
[05:22] ---
    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
[05:29] ---
    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
[05:36] ---
    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
[05:43] ---
    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
[05:51] ---
    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
[05:54] ---
    but what you cherish most will be right there
[05:58] ---
    And if you get into a jam
[06:02] ---
    I'll always be there to protect you
[06:05] ---
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[06:09] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[06:13] ---
    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
[06:16] ---
    and gaze at the light beyond
[06:20] ---
    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
[06:24] ---
    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
[06:27] ---
    So let's grab hold of our wishes
[06:31] ---
    under the same flag-- together, we're one
[06:36] ---
    One Piece
[06:49] ---
    "A Mysterious Man Appears?!
    His Name Is Sogeking!"
[06:57] ---
    "Sniper Warrior
    Sogeking"
[07:03] ---
    ♪ I was born on the island of snipers ♪
[07:12] ---
    ♪ I never miss my mark ♪
[07:16] ---
    ♪ Lulu lala lu... ♪
[07:19] ---
    What the heck is he doing?
[07:22] ---
    Well, try to understand his feelings.
[07:25] ---
    He feels that he can't go rescue
    her outright as a friend.
[07:28] ---
    So this is his own way of settling things.
[07:29] ---
    ♪ The man who hails from
    the island of snipers... ♪
[07:32] ---
    Geez... what a pain.
[07:36] ---
    Hey! Come over here!
[07:37] ---
    Oh, okay.
[07:44] ---
    Okay, then. We'll have the meeting
    for Operation Rescue Robin-chan now.
[07:50] ---
    We've never met before. Don't you
    guys have any questions about me?
[07:54] ---
    First of all, the car you guys were in
    was #6, so there are five more cars left.
[08:00] ---
    You know, like,
    "Where is the island of snipers?"
[08:02] ---
    Robin-chan is in one of those cars.
[08:04] ---
    Why, it's in your heart!
[08:09] ---
    By the way, are you strong?
[08:11] ---
    I'm super strong, you idiot!
[08:14] ---
    I'm especially strong this week!
[08:16] ---
    If we can rescue Robin-chan
    in the end, we win, but...
[08:20] ---
    ...there are a lot of enemies.
[08:22] ---
    If we carelessly jump the gun
    and get surrounded
[08:24] ---
    in a small space like a train,
    that'll be a problem.
[08:26] ---
    So it's probably best if we
    avoid any unnecessary fights
[08:30] ---
    and crush the main forces in turns.
[08:32] ---
    Makes sense.
[08:33] ---
    It's best if we don't fight.
    That sure is a good point, Sanji-kun.
[08:39] ---
    So, that leads me to a possible strategy.
[08:41] ---
    Huh?
[08:43] ---
    Look... Listen carefully.
[08:56] ---
    Th-This is...
[09:08] ---
    Amazing...
[09:15] ---
    Okay! Now I'm ready for battle!
[09:18] ---
    Hm? What're you guys doing?
[09:20] ---
    Don't "What're you guys doing?" us!
[09:22] ---
    How dare you so openly change in
    front of everyone, you shameless girl?!
[09:26] ---
    Nice shamelessness.
[09:30] ---
    I couldn't help it. We only have one car.
[09:33] ---
    Hide your belly! Belly and legs!
[09:36] ---
    You guys, too, Square Sisters!
[09:37] ---
    People like you corrupt society!
[09:41] ---
    Shut up, you shy man.
[09:43] ---
    Shy man.
[09:44] ---
    You little...
[09:46] ---
    If you like, I'll change, too.
[09:49] ---
    I'm sorry, but please don't! Seriously!
[09:53] ---
    What rude guys.
[09:56] ---
    Dammit!
[09:59] ---
    I wish they had made the pockets
    in these black shorts bigger.
[10:03] ---
    Don't pack meat in your pockets!
[10:06] ---
    You guys seem refreshed.
    You're full of enthusiasm.
[10:11] ---
    Of course! This is in order to rescue Robin!
[10:14] ---
    We'll beat them all up this time for sure!
[10:18] ---
    You'd better! If you get stuck
    somewhere again, I'm not gonna forgive you!
[10:23] ---
    I'll be fine! I've got a
    reason I won't lose this time!
[10:26] ---
    A reason...
[10:28] ---
    Hm? Nami, did you change your weapon?
[10:31] ---
    Hm? No.
[10:33] ---
    After we came back from the sky island,
[10:35] ---
    Usopp improved it and
    made it stronger using dials.
[10:39] ---
    It's the Perfect Clima Takt.
[10:41] ---
    I see. So it's Usopp's...
[10:44] ---
    That's right! It's Usopp's...
[10:47] ---
    Yeah... It's his last work.
[10:51] ---
    Don't go bumming people out!
[11:07] ---
    Ready? Well then, let's go.
[11:12] ---
    An intruder?
[11:13] ---
    Y-Yes, sir. That's what I heard.
[11:17] ---
    It's not possible to get on board
    Puffing Tom while it's running.
[11:20] ---
    If there really is an intruder,
[11:22] ---
    it means that we let him come
    on board when we departed.
[11:26] ---
    Good grief...
[11:27] ---
    Coo coo.
[11:28] ---
    I agree. It's embarrassing.
[11:31] ---
    But at the same time, it's not possible
    to get off while it's running, either.
[11:35] ---
    The intruder as well as the criminals
    are certainly still on this sea train.
[11:39] ---
    Keep calm and look for them.
[11:41] ---
    Yes, sir!
[11:49] ---
    "Car #7"
[11:59] ---
    Captain T-Bone... Hiding in a
    small place like this would be hard.
[12:06] ---
    Hm?
[12:10] ---
    Good evening!
[12:14] ---
    There they are!
[12:16] ---
    They're behind the door!
[12:17] ---
    We've found three suspicious men,
    including the criminals!
[12:20] ---
    They're in car #7! Corner and capture them!
[12:25] ---
    The way you're using the hammer is no good.
[12:28] ---
    Shut up!
[12:29] ---
    Stop this futile resistance!
[12:30] ---
    Open the door!
[12:34] ---
    Hurry up and board it up!
[12:36] ---
    I-I know.
[12:38] ---
    Guys! This way! Suspicious men
    were found in car #7!
[12:41] ---
    You found them?!
[12:42] ---
    Let those in car #3 know, too!
[12:44] ---
    We'll corner them and capture
    the criminal Franky alive!
[12:47] ---
    There's no place to escape to!
    Seize them carefully!
[12:49] ---
    Hey! Stay back!
[12:53] ---
    Whoa! They started shooting!
[12:55] ---
    Hurry up, Soge!
[12:56] ---
    Well, a little help would be nice!
[13:02] ---
    Don't shoot blindly! We can't kill them!
[13:06] ---
    Dammit!
[13:09] ---
    Captain T-Bone...
[13:10] ---
    Step aside.
[13:18] ---
    I hate crooked sword attacks.
[13:21] ---
    Right-Angle Flash!
[13:26] ---
    Bone Soir!
[14:01] ---
    I hate crooked sword attacks.
[14:05] ---
    Right-Angle Flash!
[14:09] ---
    Bone Soir!
[14:23] ---
    Th-They're not here!
[14:33] ---
    Are they on the roof?!
[14:42] ---
    Hurry up! Our enemy is at
    the very end of the train!
[14:45] ---
    Now! Hurry!
[14:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[14:53] ---
    All, go back to the front cars! This is a trap!
[14:57] ---
    A trap?!
[14:59] ---
    --What the...?!
    --Go back! This is a trap!
[15:01] ---
    What?!
[15:03] ---
    Even if we want to go back, the door is...
[15:06] ---
    Who was that?!
[15:09] ---
    The cars are detached!
[15:12] ---
    What?!
[15:14] ---
    Dammit! They're the ones who did it!
[15:17] ---
    You bastards! You'll regret this!
[15:21] ---
    So it was too late...
[15:23] ---
    Well then, gentlemen! Watch out
    for Sea Kings! Have a nice trip!
[15:27] ---
    Take care!
[15:31] ---
    Two cars' worth...
[15:33] ---
    With this, at least fifty small fries
    or so must've been taken care of.
[15:37] ---
    But, Sanji-kun...
[15:38] ---
    Aren't Straw Hat Luffy and the
    others coming on the same railway?
[15:42] ---
    Well, they'll probably do something about it.
[15:44] ---
    Y-You bastards! Time to be
    blown away along with the door!
[15:52] ---
    Oh, going somewhere?
[15:54] ---
    What?!
[15:58] ---
    All right, then. Let's take care of
    the remaining five cars, shall we?
[16:01] ---
    Y-You son of a bitch! Don't think
    you can get away with this!
[16:04] ---
    How dare you do such terrible
    things to even Captain T-Bone?!
[16:06] ---
    Hey! Report this to CP9!
[16:08] ---
    So there are more small fries?
[16:15] ---
    Frit... Assorti!
[16:21] ---
    Sogeking... Gunpowder Star!
[16:27] ---
    Strong... Right!
[16:33] ---
    --What?
    --Huh?
[16:35] ---
    Heavyweight bullets... Fire!
[16:37] ---
    Whoa!
[16:40] ---
    They hit him!
[16:50] ---
    --Ow...
    --Wha...
[16:53] ---
    Fire! Fire!
[17:00] ---
    How come the gun isn't working?!
[17:17] ---
    Huh?!
[17:19] ---
    Hey! What the hell are you?!
[17:21] ---
    Hm?
[17:23] ---
    Oh, I'm a cyborg.
[17:26] ---
    A cyborg?!
[17:27] ---
    That's right. Steel and weapons
    are built into my body.
[17:32] ---
    If I'm shot, it hurts a little
    and sometimes it bleeds too,
[17:35] ---
    but, well, it doesn't work.
[17:37] ---
    Something like that is possible?
[17:40] ---
    The world is a big place, huh?
[17:41] ---
    Amazing!
[17:45] ---
    --How's this?
    --Ouch!
[17:47] ---
    What're you doing, you jerk?!
[17:49] ---
    What? Isn't a needle small enough
    that it doesn't hurt at all?
[17:52] ---
    You idiot! How dare you
    start a dreadful experiment?!
[17:56] ---
    Then, I'll tell you this before you
    go any further. The back is different!
[17:59] ---
    Look. I did the makeover by myself,
    so I couldn't reach the back side.
[18:04] ---
    Only the front side is cyborg.
[18:06] ---
    I see...
[18:08] ---
    Well then, while I'm at it,
    I'll tell you one more thing.
[18:11] ---
    My belly tends to feel cold.
    Why do you think that is?
[18:14] ---
    How would I know?
[18:16] ---
    That's because I've got a
    fridge in my belly to chill cola.
[18:19] ---
    Whoa! That's handy!
[18:21] ---
    That's amazing! That'd be great for hot days!
[18:28] ---
    Hey! This is no time for a conversation like that!
[18:31] ---
    We've beat all the enemies in this car!
    It's cleared! Let's go to the next car!
[18:35] ---
    Next is car #4.
[18:38] ---
    "Car #4"
[18:49] ---
    I'm Wanze! I'm mad, mad Wanze!
[18:53] ---
    Huh?
[18:55] ---
    Now, now, now!
[18:57] ---
    I'm Wanze!
[19:05] ---
    Hey, you guys! Are you hungry?
[19:08] ---
    I'm Wanze. I'm the head steward,
    so I can cook anything!
[19:11] ---
    Would you like ramen noodles?
    Well then, I'll make ramen noodles.
[19:14] ---
    But before that, there's a snippet
    of knowledge I want you to have.
[19:17] ---
    My nose hairs look like this!
[19:19] ---
    They're reticulate inside, which means
    they look like fishnet pantyhose.
[19:23] ---
    Keep that in mind!
[19:24] ---
    "Flour"
[19:25] ---
    Okay, then! First, I'll put the flour
    in my mouth and knead it well.
[19:42] ---
    Now, bon appetit!
[19:43] ---
    Who'd eat that?!
[19:46] ---
    That was a waste of time.
[19:49] ---
    Wanze, we're keeping someone waiting.
[19:52] ---
    So, we're in a hurry. See ya.
[19:55] ---
    Hold it!
[19:58] ---
    If you want to pass through this car,
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[20:08] ---
    Are you trying to stop us?
[20:10] ---
    I will stop you! Now, now, now!
[20:13] ---
    For this escort mission on the sea train,
[20:16] ---
    I'm here to deal with attacks
    like this just in case they happen!
[20:21] ---
    If you want to let the criminal free,
    then beat my Ramen Kenpo!
[20:27] ---
    R-Ramen Kenpo?!
[20:29] ---
    "R-Ramen Kenpo?!"
[20:33] ---
    That son of a bitch! He's mocking me!
[20:35] ---
    Don't be taken in, idiot!
    You're playing right into his hands!
[20:38] ---
    Now, now, now! How was my
    impersonation of that idiot?
[20:41] ---
    --Grrr!
    --Like I said, don't be taken in!
[20:43] ---
    Now, now, now, now!
[20:46] ---
    What a restless guy.
[20:55] ---
    What?! The bullets grazed him,
[20:57] ---
    and yet his expression didn't change.
    He even looks relaxed...
[21:00] ---
    I-I thought my heart would jump out of my skin!
[21:03] ---
    So you were shocked?!
    Don't show confusing expressions!
[21:07] ---
    I'll take care of an annoying jerk like him!
[21:09] ---
    Wait, you guys.
[21:11] ---
    If you're taken in by him like this all
    the time, it'll just slow things down.
[21:16] ---
    I'll make short work of him.
[21:20] ---
    What upsets me is that someone
    like you would call yourself a cook!
[21:28] ---
    I'm talking to you!
[21:31] ---
    Hey! You've been taken in!
[21:35] ---
    But look! He dodged Sanji's kick easily!
[21:39] ---
    What's with his relaxed expression?!
[21:42] ---
    I thought I was a goner!
[21:44] ---
    So you were shocked?!
[21:45] ---
    Stop that pattern!
[21:54] ---
    At any rate...
[21:59] ---
    ...leave this guy to me.
[22:02] ---
    You guys go to the next car.
[22:28] ---
    We had a dream that day
[22:33] ---
    Our belief in ourselves
[22:38] ---
    makes us able to cross the wildly surging ocean
[22:47] ---
    You're braver and more caring than anyone else
[22:56] ---
    If you ever depart this ship
    and live in a different world
[23:06] ---
    In the end, we can all surely smile
[23:25] ---
    I'm gonna beat you up using
    my mad, mad Ramen Kenpo!
[23:29] ---
    I hate those who play with food!
[23:31] ---
    Don't talk so saucy when you're
    an amateur who can't even cook!
[23:34] ---
    Pardon me for being saucy.
[23:36] ---
    This isn't quite a token of my apology,
[23:38] ---
    but shall I show you how a first-class
    cook handles kitchen knives?
[23:41] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:43] ---
    "Showdown Between Cooks!
    Sanji vs. Ramen Kenpo"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!