E209 - Round 1! One Lap of the Donut Race!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set
    sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    "Round 1! One Lap of the Donut Race"
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    Sheesh!
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    You've gotten us into a real mess, Luffy!
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    All we gotta do is win!
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    Hey! You forgot somethin'!
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    Write down your rosters and
    give them to our party organizer!
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    Members can participate only twice.
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    Once you've chosen
    your roster, it's set in stone!
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    The events of the contest are...
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    A race, a ball game, and a team competition.
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    What's this? The race is open to all members,
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    the ball game is open to three,
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    and the team competition is open to five...
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    All right! I'm gonna do all three!
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    The rules say that isn't allowed.
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    Hey, what if we lose?
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    I bet they'll want Captain Usopp...
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    No, I bet it'll be me. Because I'm cute...
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    I'll now announce the rosters
    submitted by both teams!
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    First is the Straw Hat team!
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    Participating in Round #1's Donut Race is...
    the entire Straw Hat crew!
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    Actually, my "Can't Be in a Race"
    disease is kicking in...
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    I don't wanna do it either,
    you know! Just accept it!
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    Participating in Round #2's Groggy Ring is...
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    ...Roronoa Zoro, Sanji,
    and Tony Tony Chopper!
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    --Don't go slowin' me down!
    --That's my line!
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    I'm... gonna try my very... hardest!
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    Participating in Round #3's
    Run Around Roller is...
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    ...Monkey D. Luffy,
    Nico Robin, Nami, and Usopp!
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    Only four people? We're one short.
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    That doesn't matter! Let's do it!
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    A captain, a swordsman,
    a navigator, a sniper,
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    a cook, a doctor, and an archaeologist, huh?
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    Well, then. Who shall I take first?
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    I guess it'd have to be that one!
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    I really want that member!
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    All right! It's finally time
    for the merciless Davy Back!
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    The winner gets a feast,
    while the loser gets fleeced!
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    I, Itomimizu, the Foxy
    Pirates' party organizer,
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    will be your commentator
    for this competition!
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    First up is Round #1, the Donut Race!
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    How shall we team up?
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    Considering that some of us
    have Devil Fruit powers,
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    maybe we should split into two
    teams of three and four people...
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    Boats for the Donut Race can only be made
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    from two oars and three empty barrels!
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    Use of any other materials
    means instant disqualification!
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    This is a chance for
    shipwrights to show their stuff!
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    Those without empty barrels, come get some!
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    We'll give 'em to you for free!
    We're generous like that!
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    I'm not sure we can use three barrels
    to build a boat for four of us.
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    Okay, three teams it is.
    They'll consist of...
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    Hey, you! Don't go busting 'em up like that!
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    Just watch! I'm gonna make an awesome boat!
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    All right! While everyone's
    busy with their boats,
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    I'll explain how the race works!
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    The course will be one lap
    around Long Ring Long Land!
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    It might sound easy, but it's anything but!
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    A team is immediately out of
    the race should their boat sink!
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    In addition, all weapons are allowed,
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    even guns, cannons, explosives,
    cutlasses or anything else!
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    Whoever complains about unfairness
    will be shamed as a pirate!
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    Managed to finish it...
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    Time is nearly up! Is everyone ready?
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    Oh! The final odds are in!
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    I'll list them in order of popularity,
    starting with the most popular!
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    The top spot obviously goes to our idol,
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    the member of the powerful
    Team Foxy: Porche-chan!
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    Ooh! Just leave it to me!
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    With her is the swordfish fishman
    Capote and the star shark Monda!
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    They're riding in the Cutie Wagon!
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    This'll be a cinch! You can do it!
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    Hold on! You're using a fish!
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    There's no rule against fish, you know!
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    Second most popular is...
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    Oh! This is unexpected!
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    The Straw Hat team of Navigator Nami,
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    Sniper Usopp, and Archeologist Robin!
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    They'll be riding the Barrel Tiger!
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    That orange-haired chick is hot!
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    I want that dark-haired girl on our crew!
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    --Don't need that other guy!
    --Yeah. Never mind him.
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    I see! Looks like the rowdy Foxy Pirates
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    have a soft spot for cutey-pies!
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    What lechers!
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    --Are you sure this won't sink?!
    --I already told you...
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    I'm not a shipwright!
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    But it still beats those.
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    This ain't a boat! It's just some scrap wood!
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    That's okay!
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    --So you do that the whole time?
    --Yep! I just keep running really hard!
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    It's a miracle they even float...
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    Looks like it's up to us if we
    don't wanna lose this race...
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    Third most popular is the Harem Nocturne,
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    a boat of the beautiful,
    by the beautiful, for the beautiful!
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    In fourth place is the Crab Crane,
    a regular in the top ranks!
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    In fifth and sixth place are
    the Swordfish King #1 and #2!
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    Seventh most popular is the
    party-loving Pleasure Boat!
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    In eighth place is the Duke Special!
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    Wait! What about our boat?!
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    Yeah! Mine too!
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    Let's see here...
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    Doctor Chopper and Swordsman
    Zoro's Basically Barrels is...
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    ...third from last!
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    Not too surprising.
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    And the It's a Raft...
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    ...wins the booby prize!
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    What's that mean?
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    Means we're second to last.
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    You mean there's an even worse boat?!
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    Incidentally, the very last place
    goes to the giant boat...
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    ...the Mothership Coaster!
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    I don't think oars are long
    enough for that thing...
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    How does it even move?
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    You guys are sharp!
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    Yup, oars are too short for this boat!
    It's filled with seawater, too!
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    Those guys are dumb!
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    How many barrels did they use, anyway?
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    This thing is just three giant barrels,
    all stuck together!
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    It ain't breaking any rules!
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    Okay! All the boats are at the starting line!
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    I'll be providing commentary during the race
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    from atop Chirp-Chirp, a rare
    South Blue Super Sparrow!
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    Porche-chan!
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    I hope you sink, nose dude!
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    Me?!
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    We have to win now!
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    Sinking opponents is fair game.
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    Oh, my. Listen to that crazy talk.
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    Let 'em talk, Porche-chan.
    We'll sink 'em in three minutes!
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    Right, Monda?!
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    I'm getting excited!
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    Do we even have a chance?
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    Listen up, Usopp! Anything happens
    to the ladies and I'll filet you!
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    We will win!
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    Fool! No one's ever beat us
    in an orthodox-rules game!
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    Think this race will last
    five minutes, Hamburg?
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    Nope.
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    Now take these Eternal Poses
    so that you don't get lost!
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    Lost?
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    Try not to leave the island and go too far!
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    Leave the island? Why would we do that?
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    We're taking the shortest route,
    along the inside track!
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    --I don't think it'll be that simple...
    --Why not?
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    Just look!
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    Besides that gigantic one in the back,
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    all their other boats are on the
    outside track, facing outward!
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    Suspicious, don't you think?!
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    Okay! On your marks!
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    Ready!
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    Why won't it be so simple?!
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    Just trust me! Men! Leave the
    shore as soon as we start!
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    What'd he say?
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    --Why?!
    --Grin...
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    Donut!
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    --I've got a bad feeling about this!
    --Tell us why!
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    --Push it! Push it! Push it!
    --Push it! Push it! Push it!
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    We're gonna teach ya what
    this boat exists for!
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    What are these?
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    Oh, no! We're too late!
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    What are these?
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    These are traps?
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    N-Nami! Don't...!
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    And there they are! The Mothership
    Coaster's infamous Barrel Mines!
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    See you later!
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    Don't sink right away, though!
    Give us some fun!
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    --Go away!
    --Stupid things! I'm gonna send you flying!
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    Gum-Gum...!
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    --Stop, Luffy.
    --Yeah! They'll explode like crazy!
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    But we have to do something...
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    We just gotta get rid of 'em
    without touching 'em.
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    Hand me that oar, Luffy!
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    Wh-What are you doing, Zoro?!
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    Just watch...
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    Th-They're coming back!
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    Nami-san! Robin-chan! Hold on
    to your boat! Ride the wave!
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    Huh?!
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    We can't ride that!
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    Yahoo! This is neat!
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    Crap! We're breaking apart...
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    I'm scared!
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    That's cold water...
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    Wh-What the...?!
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    Oh! The Straw Hat teams are
    speeding to the front of the pack!
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    Incredible!
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    Are you kidding me?!
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    No way! They're going to catch up to us!
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    Let's go, Monda! Give it
    everything you've got!
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    Give us backup, you guys!
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    Right!
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    Finally calmed down...
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    Oh, man. The shock busted
    the raft a little...
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    Whew, that was fun! I hope
    there's another wave! Don't you?
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    Are you stupid?! We will sink next time!
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    I just hope the girls are
    okay... There they are!
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    --Welcome!
    --Welcome!
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    Wow!
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    What the...?!
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    Now, now. Don't be so cross.
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    Please, make yourselves comfortable...
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    Some inari sushi and
    kitsune udon! No charge!
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    For real?! Thanks! Yum!
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    We'd love to have a cook like you join us!
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    Your twirly eyebrow's so cute!
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    Oh! Maybe I should be Davy Backed right now!
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    Gentleman in the fur coat--
    you must be exhausted!
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    This isn't a fur coat!
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    Now, now! I have just the thing for you!
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    How does a candy apple sound?
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    What's that?! Is it sweet?!
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    Hey! Some more drinks over here!
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    Have all you want!
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    Thanks, guys!
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    And the Pleasure Boat and Harem
    Nocturne unleash their secret move:
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    the Party Distraction!
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    Two Straw Hat boats have been KOed!
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    Yum! Seconds, please!
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    --Wow, this is sweet! You jerk!
    --Whoa, you're really chowin' down!
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    Your beard's so cool!
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    Hey, you guys! Get back to the race!
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    Should you really be concerned
    about others right now?
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    You need to focus on yourselves first!
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    Capote! Give 'em a taste
    of your Fishman Karate!
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    Right!
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    Sea Surface Splitter!
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    The boat's come apart!
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    Nami-san! Robin-chan!
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    Luffy!
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    The girls are in trouble! Let's go!
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    --Chopper! Let's go!
    --Huh?
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    --Nami-san! Robin-chan! I'll save you!
    --Forget those floozies!
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    --Yeah!
    --Come back, Twirly Eyebrow Man!
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    Our balance...!
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    Take this!
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    Special Attack: Flame Star!
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    That won't work!
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    Ocho Fleurs!
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    --What the...?!
    --Capote!
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    Flip!
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    Oh, no!
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    Yes! Now's our chance!
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    Usopp, swim and pull the boat!
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    Don't be crazy!
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    Capote! Monda! Pull yourselves together!
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    Paddle! Paddle!
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    All right! Currently in the lead
    is the adorable Cutie Wagon!
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    In second is the Barrel Tiger, followed by--
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    Oh? When did they get back into it?
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    Followed by the Crab Crane!
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    Well, let's get to it, Hamburg.
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    Really? It's finally time, Boss?
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    Nami-san! Robin-chan! I'm coming to save you!
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    I have a great idea!
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    Sanji! Get me that!
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    --This thing's fast!
    --Yeah, huh?!
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    Hang on, Nami-san! Robin-chan!
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    We're gettin' nowhere like this.
    Wouldn't it be faster just to paddle?
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    Y-Yeah... But we used the oars for this.
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    Huh?! What?!
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    Not even a "hello," huh?
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    Sorry. This is just our style.
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    That so? In that case...
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    Bull Needles!
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    Zoro!
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    Damn! We're taking you down with us!
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    Chopper! Run!
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    The Basically Barrels and
    Swordfish King #1 and #2 have sunk!
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    Unfortunately, they're out of the race!
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    Chopper!
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    Thanks, Zoro...
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    They're out of the race...?!
[18:25] ---
    Looks like it's up to us...
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    Oh, yeah! Usopp! Use a dial!
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    O-Oh, right!
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    All right! I'll use this Breath Dial to...!
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    Paddling would be faster than this!
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    Did we use up all the wind
    escaping from Navarone Fortress?!
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    --Don't you have a Jet Dial?!
    --Those are impossible to get!
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    What about an Impact Dial?
[18:48] ---
    I-I left it on the Merry...
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    Wh-What?! You don't believe me?!
    Why would I lie about that?!
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    One of our crew members is on the line here!
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    I didn't say anything.
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    Yeah! That's the issue!
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    If we end up losing,
    they'll definitely take me first!
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    I can't let that happen! I'm too cute!
[19:14] ---
    You wish. Now just paddle.
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    What?! This is no time for reading, Robin!
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    I'm paddling too.
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    Your hands are, but you
    don't seem like you're--
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    Yeah, Robin...
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    You'll end up like me if
    you don't work hard...
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    I am working hard.
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    You're surprisingly savvy about the world...
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    Shall we head straight for the goal,
    or shall we sink them instead?
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    I enjoy the occasional leisurely
    trip across the goal line,
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    but I wanna make that chick pay!
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    Winning isn't enough for me now!
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    All right! The race has entered its climax!
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    The Cutie Wagon remains in the lead,
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    followed by the Barrel Tiger
    and the Crab Crane in third!
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    Huh? Where'd the Crab Crane go?
[20:05] ---
    Oh! There it is!
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    Damn!
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    Th-Those guys' kicks were insane!
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    Unbelievable! The Crab Crane is out
    of the race! When did that happen?
[20:16] ---
    What's that?!
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    What a lovely rendezvous!
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    See ya!
[20:23] ---
    H-How are they going so fast?!
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    Out of strength...
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    They stopped!
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    Gum-Gum... Screw...
[20:35] ---
    I'm out... of...
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    It appears he was in the water too long.
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    Hey! We better get paddling
    or this'll all go to waste!
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    I don't know what you did, but we won't lose!
[20:45] ---
    Oh, no! We just passed them, too!
[20:48] ---
    You'll never get close to us again--!
[20:51] ---
    What?!
[20:52] ---
    --How is this?
    --Wonderful, Robin!
[20:55] ---
    Cheater!
[20:58] ---
    Let go!
[20:59] ---
    They already caught on. Too bad.
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    Capote!
[21:05] ---
    How dare they?!
[21:06] ---
    Luffy! Can you try it...
[21:08] ---
    ...again?
[21:10] ---
    I don't think he'll be much help for a while.
[21:13] ---
    Let's just keep moving!
    We can't let 'em get a bigger lead!
[21:18] ---
    Yeah! Let's go!
[21:20] ---
    I guess I'll sink them after all.
[21:24] ---
    Oh!
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    Ahh!
[21:27] ---
    Up ahead are the biggest obstacles
    of the course: the Long Coral Reef
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    and the Long Ring Whirlpool
    of Long Cape beyond it!
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    How will they overcome these?! And...
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    Oh! Is that...?!
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    What?
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    There's someone on the island!
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    It's "Full Dash" Hamburg!
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    Atop him, making an appearance at last,
    is the Master of Obstruction!
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    The great scoundrel who
    hates fairness: our boss!
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    "Silver Fox" Foxy!
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    Him!
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    I just got an evil idea!
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    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
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    Chasing after something constant
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    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
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    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
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    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
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    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
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    We pray to this endless
    sky that we look up at
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Wild fantasies from our childhood
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    We trace unforgettable memories
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    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
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    Together we entrust our feelings
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    We go beyond the changing time
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    So many idiots! I'll be too embarrassed
    to live if we lose to these guys!
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    They'll take our crew, too!
    That's even worse!
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    We're gonna lose if we don't do
    something! Time for my trump card!
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    Oh, man! Who's winning?!
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    I've actually eaten a--!
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    --On the next episode of One Piece!
    --Let me finish!
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    "'Silver Fox' Foxy! The
    Merciless Interference"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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