E347 - Chivalry Remains! The Traitorous Zombie Protects Nami

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    I won't go easy on anyone
    who tries to harm the lady!
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    What's going on here?
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    Isn't that dog-penguin hybrid our enemy?
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    The fighting style he just used...
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    He couldn't be...
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    Bastard!
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    Rookie, you're stepping way out of line!
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    That woman is the enemy!
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    What is wrong with you?!
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    I will beat table manners into anyone
    uncouth enough to harm a lady...
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    ...you damn zombies!
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    I'm sure of it! That dog-penguin is...
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    Dang, they're persistent!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Gatling!
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    One-Sword Style...
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    ...Thirty-six Pound Phoenix!
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    That move... Zoro?!
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    Hey, Zoro! What was that for?!
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    That was dangerous!
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    Scars on the back are a swordsman's shame!
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    That hurt, you bastard! Lemme out, dammit!
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    --What was that?
    --Bastard, lemme out! I mean it!
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    I'll let you have it if ya don't
    let me out! Open the lid!
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    --A casket?!
    --Lemme out, bastard! I want out!
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    Open the lid right this second!
    Lemme out right now! C'mon!
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    That voice...!
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    What's he doing?! Sheesh!
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    Did that idiot get caught?
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    Straw Hat!
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    I won't let you go after him!
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    Hey, hey! Monkey, monkey, monkey!
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    I'm the spider monkey that you were
    talking about back at the harbor!
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    It's a giant spider!
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    This ain't an arachnid
    anymore! It's a monster!
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    Lemme out, you jerk! Lemme out, dummy!
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    Open the--
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    And there goes another one!
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    Shit! There goes the casket!
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    What are you gonna do to him?!
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    Don't you worry!
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    You'll get to personally experience
    what is about to happen to him.
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    I'd be more worried about
    myself if I were you!
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    You're trapped with me in front
    and the armored warriors in the rear!
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    With this, your crew is finished!
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    "Chivalry Remains! The Traitorous
    Zombie Protects Nami!"
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    Hey! What's gotten into you, rookie?
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    I thought it was impossible for a
    zombie to defy the master's orders!
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    Why is he able to pull it off?
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    He's as strong as a General to boot!
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    You cannot use logic to measure this power.
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    It is the power to make the
    impossible become possible!
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    The hurricane that blasts
    everything in its path is known as...
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    ...love.
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    Sure enough, that "dog penguin"
    is spouting out a bunch of nonsense.
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    He sounds just like Sanji-kun.
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    You're right!
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    Hey, Dogguin! Do you know Sanji?
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    See, we're Sanji's best
    buds! Could ya lend us--
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    Shut the heck up, you stinking pirates!
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Scary!
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    So he really is our enemy after all!
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    Wh-What's that?
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    Something is headed this way.
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    What now?!
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    Wait, Lola!
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    Huh? A boar?
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    Wait, dammit! Lola!
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    Catch me if you can!
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    Don't be stupid! You're going to stop!
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    Nothing in the world could make me stop!
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    That's what I'll make you think, and then...
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    What?!
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    Bride Fu! Princess Carry Vow!
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    What the heck?!
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    Wh-What was that?
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    Ab-sama! Accept my burning love!
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    H-Hey! Wait, Lola! Knock that off!
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    --How many times must I
    spell it out for you?
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    I'm marrying that woman!
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    What was that? I couldn't hear you!
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    I love you!
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    Liar! There is no way you couldn't
    hear me when we're this close!
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    Really, you can be so shy!
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    Listen to me!
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    Give up already!
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    I love you! I love you! I love you!
    I love you! I love you!...
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    You'll never get me!
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    --I won't let that hit me!
    --Uh, are they fighting...?
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    Beats me...
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    --You're being pigheaded.
    --Stuff it!
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    Then marry me.
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    That makes no sense!
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    Snatch a Kiss with Love!
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    It's high time you gave it a rest!
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    Oh, my!
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    What?!
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    I found you, wretched Cat Burglar!
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    Nami!
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    Crap!
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    Who?! Me?!
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    W-W-Wait just one second!
    I haven't stolen anything yet.
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    Save it!
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    I won't let you take Ab-sama!
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    --Nami!
    --Look out!
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    Don't lay a hand on this lady!
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    How dare you get in my way?!
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    --Look out!
    --Dogguin!
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    Dogguin!
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    Are you okay?
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    "Evil Be Gone"
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    Why didn't you attack her?
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    I won't kick a woman...
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    ...even if it kills me!
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    Impressive!
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    You're willing to consider this beast
    a woman? You're brilliant, man!
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    Excuse me?!
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    No! Usopp! Chopper!
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    I'll be taking my bride.
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    Eh?! Nami's flying? That's awesome!
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    No, you morons! I'm being kidnapped!
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    What? By whom?
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    H-Hey, wait!
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    Now then, we'll hold the
    wedding ceremony right away.
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    I've already dealt with the preparations.
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    Put me down! It was you, wasn't it?
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    You're the invisible man
    who was in the bathroom!
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    So there really was an invisible man?
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    Nami!
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    I knew it! It was you back there!
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    I had to appraise your wares.
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    You are worthy to become my bride!
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    My name is Absalom.
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    It is the name of your future husband.
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    You'd best remember it!
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    Don't try to sound so macho
    after you looked me up and down!
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    I haven't been babying my skin
    every day for a perverted beast!
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    Thunder Charge!
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    Nami!
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    Thank goodness! Now start running!
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    We're getting out of this forest.
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    What gives? He isn't blacking out!
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    Going by the looks of it,
    he clearly isn't a small fry!
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    Hurry!
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    Wh-What could the shock
    coursing through my body mean?
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    It feels as though I was
    suddenly struck by lightning...
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    Could this be...
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    ...love?!
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    I won't let you escape!
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    H-Hey, this is no time to be spacing out!
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    Our job was to catch those three!
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    That's right! If we fumble this,
    Perona-sama will punish us!
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    Right, she sure will!
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    We shouldn't be standing here!
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    Crap! That lady is in trouble!
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    But why do I want to protect her anyway?
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    And my body won't move...!
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    This body is too weak!
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    Hurry and catch all three of them!
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    Wait, Wild Zombies!
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    Don't touch that woman!
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    Shut up, Erosalom!
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    The master ordered us to serve
    as Perona-sama's subordinates!
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    We don't fall under your jurisdiction!
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    --Beat it!
    --Yeah, you heard him!
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    Shut up! Keep your nose outta this.
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    I told you to wait!
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    I am fully aware that you
    fall under Perona's domain.
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    However, you should also know
    better than to incur my wrath!
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    I will only take so many snide remarks!
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    Do you understand?!
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    Who are you?
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    I won't let you go after that lady.
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    What was that?
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    H-Hey, rookie! Bite your tongue.
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    Don't make Absalom angry!
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    C-Crap!
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    H-Here it comes!
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    I warned you not to make me angry!
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    Wait, Cat Burglar!
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    Hey, Nami! Doesn't it seem
    like everyone's after you?
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    Seriously! What's up with that?
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    Sheesh!
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    So, like, I've got an idea.
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    Wh-Why don't we split up?
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    I'm not a decoy, you heartless brute!
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    No!
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    Wait up, dammit!
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    Boars are scary!
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    Like anyone is gonna wait for you!
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    N-Nami?!
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    Wait! Don't abandon me!
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    Wait!
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    Here she comes!
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    No!
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    Wha--?!
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    Gah! I'm finished!
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    It's game over. Farewell, everyone.
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    Please scatter my ashes in the East Blue...
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    I won't forgive you!
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    Huh? What just happened?
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    We survived?
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    She doesn't care about
    anyone other than Nami?
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    Phew! That's a load off...
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    Shoot! Nami!
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    We've gotta stop her, Chopper!
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    --Yeah!
    --Hi-yo!
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    Give Absalom back!
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    What is your problem?!
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    Nami!
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    Man, you're one nasty...!
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    Get away from her!
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    Run for it, Nami!
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    Wait, fiend!
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    Damn it! Stop!
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    By any chance, did they also...
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    Lemme out, bastard! I want out, dammit!
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    Lemme out!
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    ...get sucked into that wall like
    what just happened to Straw Hat?
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    Monkey, monkey!
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    Yep! You guessed right.
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    And you will share their
    fate in just a moment.
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    Immortal zombies are blocking the
    paths in front of you and behind you.
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    Now say your prayers!
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    I'm not sure if you're a stupid
    spider or a stupid monkey,
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    but aren't you responsible
    for the massive web
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    that got all over Sunny at
    the entrance to the island?
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    You’ve been keeping tabs on us;
    you were out to get us from the beginning.
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    Yep! Don't underestimate the
    power of our information network!
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    We knew exactly what you were up to
    thanks to Perona-sama's Ghost Network!
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    Do your large ears also play a
    part in collecting information?
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    They look like they have exceptional hearing.
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    Eh? What was that? What did you just say?
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    They're for show!
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    Franky...
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    Yeah, I know.
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    This situation bites. This is what
    it means to be "up against a wall."
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    This calls for quick thinking...
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    Want me to handle it?
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    Be my guest.
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    I'll try to keep up.
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    That's mighty reassuring!
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    What's up?
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    Well, here I go!
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    Hey, wait! What're you doing?!
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    Coup de...
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    ...Vent!
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    What?!
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    You've demolished the breezeway!
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    And there you have it.
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    You're rather violent.
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    Cien Fleurs!
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    Wing!
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    What?!
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    Dude, you can fly?!
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    Yes...
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    For about five seconds.
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    That's not long!
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    But it's long enough.
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    Strong Right!
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    Sweet! I latched on.
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    If we can make it to that entrance,
    we'll be able to go after Straw Hat!
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    I'm sorry. I can't keep this up...
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    Reel back in, arm!
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    I hope we make it in time!
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    What?!
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    All of them fell into the courtyard.
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    I doubt that finished them off...
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    ...but we won't have to
    worry about them for a while.
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    That worked out nicely.
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    Man, you're horrible!
    How dare you step on me?!
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    Who do you think you are?!
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    We can't go back this way.
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    Hey, you! I know you can hear me!
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    Don't blow me off! Hey!
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    What is it?
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    Tch! They sure are tough.
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    Curse you! I'll get you scumballs for this!
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    I'm a spider! I can climb
    right back up there!
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    You'd better prepare yourselves!
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    Huh?
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    Something's falling?
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    No, someone's raining down on us!
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    What is that?
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    This bag of bones goes...
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    Ka-bone!
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    Hey, hey, hey! Who just flew in from the sky?
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    Wait. Look at his outfit.
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    Oh, I see! That cane!
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    Right! And that hair...!
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    Well, I have a good idea who it is now.
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    And from the sky! In-cane-ceivable!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Appearing from the Sky!
    That Man Is the Humming Swordsman!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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