E336 - Chopperman to the Rescue! Protect the TV Station by the Shore!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
[00:20] ---
    Bellow a battle cry
[00:22] ---
    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
[00:36] ---
    We've left the established course
[00:40] ---
    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
[00:43] ---
    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
[00:49] ---
    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
[00:55] ---
    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
[01:02] ---
    Travel across the oceans of the world
[01:07] ---
    Bellow a battle cry
[01:09] ---
    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
[01:23] ---
    "That feeling" I get when embarking
[01:26] ---
    Is something I hope to remember always
[01:30] ---
    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
[01:35] ---
    With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now
[01:41] ---
    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
[01:48] ---
    Snatch up the treasure here and there
[01:53] ---
    While laughing out loud
[01:55] ---
    As we dash by like a noisy party
[02:00] ---
    Make some waves...
[02:03] ---
    Life is "Adventurous"
[02:04] ---
    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
[02:06] ---
    Who's gonna be "One of us"
[02:07] ---
    And a trip goes on because
[02:09] ---
    We da pirate of the "Mass"
[02:11] ---
    To the West, To the East
[02:12] ---
    Gotta find my way, Sail away
[02:14] ---
    All the way to "One piece"!!
[02:15] ---
    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
[02:19] ---
    And spread your wings
[02:22] ---
    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
[02:26] ---
    Let's press forward
[02:29] ---
    Snatch up the treasure here and there
[02:33] ---
    While laughing out loud
[02:35] ---
    As we dash by like a noisy party
[02:39] ---
    Make some waves...
[02:47] ---
    He flies around using his Chopper cape
[02:50] ---
    and fights for world peace!
    The name of our hero is...
[02:55] ---
    ...Chopper Man!
SIGN    "Go, Chopper Man!
    Protect the TV Station on the Beach"
[03:07] ---
    I don't want to hear about no Chopper Man!
[03:10] ---
    He interferes with each and every
    attempt I make to conquer the world!
SIGN    "Evil Incarnate--Dr. Usodaba"
[03:15] ---
    This is Dr. Usodaba, evil incarnate!
[03:19] ---
    Leading the evil Usodaba Gang,
[03:21] ---
    he's a fearsome scientist who
    schemes to take over the world!
[03:26] ---
    Your less-than-stellar
    performance is also to blame.
[03:30] ---
    Quit lazing about!
[03:33] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    "Naughty Monster--Sanjiropus"
[03:35] ---
    This is the naughty monster, Sanjiropus.
[03:39] ---
    He insists that he isn't naughty,
    but he's always thinking about naughty stuff.
[03:44] ---
    I'm not naughty.
[03:45] ---
    Don't lie!
SIGN    "Rice Ball Monster--Zorokiller"
[03:48] ---
    This is the rice ball monster, Zorokiller!
[03:52] ---
    He loves rice balls!
[03:53] ---
    He can't stand people who
    don't carry rice balls on them.
[03:57] ---
    I can't stand you.
[03:59] ---
    Guys, try to make yourselves
    useful every now and then!
[04:02] ---
    --Tea!
    --Okay, coming up!
[04:05] ---
    Why am I serving tea?!
SIGN    "Matsuhachi"
[04:07] ---
    Serve your boss tea!
[04:13] ---
    I just realized something.
[04:15] ---
    My organization is understaffed.
[04:18] ---
    I want higher-level subordinates
    who will treat me with respect...
[04:22] ---
    Amateur Sing Off!
[04:25] ---
    Anyone interested in trying
    their luck, please enter!
[04:30] ---
    This is it! I could use this!
SIGN    "Giant Luffybomber"
[04:36] ---
    Meanwhile, here at
    Chopper Man's secret base...!
[04:42] ---
    Have at me.
[04:44] ---
    What's keeping you? Have at me! Come on!
SIGN    "Pretty Assistant--Namifia"
[04:48] ---
    This is Namifia, a pretty assistant!
[04:52] ---
    Namifia efficiently manages
    Chopper Man's missions.
[04:57] ---
    Now bring it on!
[04:59] ---
    Aw, jeez! Please, someone call!
    We're in the red this month!
[05:06] ---
    It's no use... Guess we'll have
    to cut our grocery budget.
[05:12] ---
    You're a polar bear?
[05:13] ---
    I'm a panda.
[05:19] ---
    Huh?
[05:20] ---
    Hey, Namifia! I'm out of potachi!
[05:23] ---
    Go buy me some more!
SIGN    "Champion of Justice--Chopper Man"
[05:28] ---
    This is Chopper Man, the champion of justice!
[05:32] ---
    He is our hero,
    protecting peace around the world!
[05:38] ---
    Ow, ow...
[05:39] ---
    That hurt! Why did you do that, Namifia?
[05:42] ---
    This is no time to be laughing
    at a TV show, Chopper Man.
[05:47] ---
    Earth isn't in the least bit of peril today!
[05:50] ---
    Isn't that a good thing?!
[05:52] ---
    No, it's not! We're out of the job if
    people don't call asking for your help!
[05:58] ---
    All you talk about is business!
    But isn't peace on Earth more important?
[06:02] ---
    Starting tomorrow,
    you're grounded from eating potachi.
[06:05] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:07] ---
    --Koala--!
    --Now for our next item on the news.
[06:10] ---
    I wonder if there is any juicy bad news.
[06:14] ---
    Like a monster appeared!
    Or a robot is going berserk!
[06:18] ---
    Hey! Give the remote back.
[06:20] ---
    --Forget it.
    --I wanna watch those comedians!
[06:23] ---
    No!
[06:27] ---
    All of you in front of your TV sets,
    how are you doing?
[06:31] ---
    Usodaba!
[06:32] ---
    My organization, the Usodaba Gang,
    has taken over this TV station!
[06:37] ---
    Great! There's a crisis!
[06:39] ---
    What's he doing on TV?
[06:40] ---
    There is but one reason why
    we came to this TV station!
[06:45] ---
    I have a declaration for all
    those currently tuned in!
[06:48] ---
    In order to conquer the world,
    my Usodaba Gang...
[06:51] ---
    ...is currently recruiting people
    who would like to join our ranks!
[06:56] ---
    What?
[06:57] ---
    Join now, and no entry fees!
[06:59] ---
    No annual conference fees!
[07:01] ---
    And that's not all!
[07:02] ---
    I will present the most
    extraordinary of our applicants
[07:05] ---
    with my organization's secret treasure.
[07:07] ---
    It's fast! It's strong!
[07:09] ---
    But it's a model, so you can't ride in it.
[07:11] ---
    We'll present the Air Force C Mach 2!
[07:17] ---
    I had to stand in line for a week to get this.
[07:20] ---
    I really don't want to part with it,
[07:23] ---
    but I'm woefully giving this away!
[07:24] ---
    It's the Air Force C Mach 2
    Limited Edition Version?!
[07:28] ---
    Now, you in front of the TV!
    Join the Usodaba Gang right this instant!
[07:33] ---
    This is bad! Chopper Man, it's time for action!
[07:36] ---
    Right!
[07:37] ---
    You know what your mission is, right?
[07:38] ---
    Of course I do!
[07:39] ---
    I'm going to join the Usodaba Gang!
[07:42] ---
    You don't know after all!
[07:44] ---
    Air Force C Mach 2 Limited Edition Version!
[07:48] ---
    I am extremely worried...
[07:51] ---
    That's right!
[07:51] ---
    --We've got the Giant Luffybomber!
    --Bomber!
[07:55] ---
    If I used that...!
SIGN    "Giant Luffybomber"
[07:57] ---
    It's gone!
[07:59] ---
    Oh, yeah... I sold it just the other day...
[08:09] ---
    What do you think, Robiflowern?
[08:11] ---
    Wasn't I overflowing with
    charisma when I was on TV?
[08:14] ---
    Yeah, well, more or less...
SIGN    "Flower Monster--Robiflowern"
[08:18] ---
    This is the flower monster, Robiflowern.
[08:21] ---
    She's an evil woman
[08:23] ---
    who's been defeated by Chopper Man's
    killer "Cute Spark" time after time.
[08:27] ---
    Do you guys see me in a
    somewhat better light now?
[08:31] ---
    --Huh?
    --Don't laze around during our strategy meeting!
[08:34] ---
    --Tea!
    --Okay, coming up!
[08:37] ---
    I did it again!
SIGN    "Matsuhachi"
[08:39] ---
    Serve your boss tea!
[08:44] ---
    It's okay. If this plan is a success,
[08:47] ---
    high-level subordinates will flock to me...
[08:49] ---
    Usodaba-sama, you're wonderful!
[08:51] ---
    Usodaba-sama, you're a genius!
[08:54] ---
    Usodaba-sama, have some tea!
[08:57] ---
    But hijacking the airwaves was a good idea...
[08:59] ---
    ...for you, anyway, Usodaba-sama.
[09:02] ---
    That was one word too many, Robiflowern.
[09:04] ---
    My plans are always perfect!
[09:07] ---
    If I get it across on TV that my
    Usodaba Gang is strong and cool,
[09:11] ---
    I bet people wanting to join
    will come flocking in droves!
[09:16] ---
    When that happens,
    world domination will be as easy as pie!
[09:20] ---
    And then those two will get the boot.
[09:22] ---
    But what type of show will you put on?
[09:25] ---
    I'm glad you asked!
[09:32] ---
    First, we'll start with my enchanting voice.
SIGN    "Super Star"
[09:40] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[09:41] ---
    Just leave this to me!
[09:42] ---
    I'll make all of the women in front
    of the TV swoon with my charms.
[09:48] ---
    Please watch, Robiflowern-chan!
[09:50] ---
    S-Sure...
[09:51] ---
    It's not my fault if you have to start sharing me.
[09:55] ---
    I wonder if this is a good idea.
[09:57] ---
    It's fine. Let him perform,
    Robiflowern. He's the opening act.
[10:01] ---
    Go wait in the Call Center for incoming
    calls from people wanting to join!
[10:06] ---
    Very well.
[10:09] ---
    I see it! I can see it!
[10:11] ---
    The Call Center will be abuzz
[10:14] ---
    with interested viewers
    from across the country!
SIGN    "Cooking for 30 Hours with Sanjiropus"
[10:18] ---
    Cooking for 30 Hours with Sanjiropus!
[10:22] ---
    Huh?
[10:23] ---
    Hello! I'm the cooking
    monster of love, Sanjiropus!
[10:28] ---
    Today I'd like to introduce
    you to a super-easy recipe
[10:31] ---
    that uses leftovers in your fridge.
[10:33] ---
    Almost like magic, I'm able to
    transform any old leftovers...
[10:37] ---
    ...into dishes like this within three minutes.
[10:40] ---
    What?! From those ingredients?!
[10:42] ---
    Now for the key point!
[10:45] ---
    For the remaining 29 hours and 57 minutes,
    I will gaze at no one but you...
[10:52] ---
    Stare...
[11:12] ---
    Stare...
[11:16] ---
    What are you doing?! The food got cold!
[11:19] ---
    That's the problem?
[11:21] ---
    It can't be helped.
[11:23] ---
    We really do need my enchanting--
[11:25] ---
    Something-or-Other Giri!
[11:26] ---
    Outta the way!
[11:27] ---
    I'll prove that I'm the strongest.
    Now shut up and watch.
SIGN    "Rice Ball Samurai"
[11:35] ---
    What?
[11:37] ---
    No!
[11:40] ---
    Let's have fun and play, Missy!
[11:41] ---
    Save me!
[11:42] ---
    Screaming won't get ya anywhere.
[11:43] ---
    Stop right there!
[11:50] ---
    Who're you?!
[11:52] ---
    Who cares? Get him!
[11:57] ---
    Lost by a hair...
[12:00] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[12:06] ---
    P-P-Please spare me!
[12:09] ---
    Bastard, do you have any rice balls?
[12:15] ---
    What?!
[12:18] ---
    Make sure you have some from now on!
[12:20] ---
    Um, excuse me!
SIGN    "Fin"
[12:28] ---
    That didn't make sense!
[12:30] ---
    Damn it! At this rate, my plan will be in ruins!
[12:33] ---
    Hey! Please let me join.
[12:35] ---
    Oh, someone finally came!
[12:37] ---
    --Hiya!
    --It's you!
[12:40] ---
    Please let me join your gang. I want the model.
[12:43] ---
    Air Force C Mach 2 Limited Edition Version!
[12:45] ---
    In your dreams! I'd never give my
    beloved collection to you, my enemy...
[12:52] ---
    Wait a second.
[12:53] ---
    Come on! Please!
[12:55] ---
    Shall I throw him out?
[12:57] ---
    No, wait.
[12:58] ---
    Hey, you!
[12:59] ---
    Do you want this?
[13:01] ---
    I want it! I want it!
[13:02] ---
    Then it's yours.
[13:04] ---
    Really? Yay!
[13:05] ---
    In exchange, fight me and lose in a
    pro-wrestling program that I planned out!
[13:12] ---
    That's my condition.
[13:13] ---
    Huh? I have to lose?
[13:15] ---
    I hate losing...
[13:17] ---
    You're only pretending to lose.
[13:19] ---
    Don't you want the Air Force C
    Mach 2 Limited Edition Version?
[13:28] ---
    I'm only pretending, right? It's a deal!
[13:29] ---
    Great! Take him to the dressing room!
[13:32] ---
    --Dabada!
    --Yay! I'm going to be on TV!
[13:36] ---
    Usodaba-sama?
[13:39] ---
    If I defeat Chopper Man in
    a fight in front of the cameras,
[13:43] ---
    no one will question whether my
    organization--no, I am the strongest!
[13:48] ---
    Makes sense!
[13:50] ---
    Just you watch!
    The main event is about to begin.
[14:09] ---
    Everyone around the country,
    thank you for waiting!
[14:12] ---
    Today's main event is
    Usodaba versus Chopper Man!
[14:16] ---
    We're broadcasting live from a special ring
[14:19] ---
    in the globe-shaped observation deck.
SIGN    "Wind"
[14:21] ---
    I will be the ring announcer, Shorts.
[14:24] ---
    We have invited Minoru Kazeno-san
    to be our commentator.
[14:27] ---
    It's a pleasure!
[14:28] ---
    --Usodaba!
    --We already have a pumped-up
    Usodaba in the ring.
[14:33] ---
    Everyone across the nation!
    Before today's match,
[14:36] ---
    I'd like to present you with
    one of my wonderful songs.
[14:39] ---
    Music--
[14:40] ---
    Oh! At last, Chopper Man
    has entered the stadium!
[14:44] ---
    Yay! Namifia, are you watching?
[14:47] ---
    Chopper Man!
[14:49] ---
    With his cape glistening in the blue sky
[14:49] ---
    All that cheering doesn't
    make me happy or anything!
[14:53] ---
    It's him! He's coming this way
[14:54] ---
    Uh, guys...
SIGN    "Wind"
[14:56] ---
    As expected, the crowd is
    going wild for Chopper Man!
[14:58] ---
    Working to defend the...
[15:00] ---
    Enjoy letting it get to your
    head while you still can!
[15:03] ---
    Today is the day I'm going to pulverize you.
[15:08] ---
    Usodaba Lock!
[15:09] ---
    Ow, ow. That hurts!
[15:11] ---
    You're taking this too far.
[15:12] ---
    Keep quiet and let me beat you!
    Don't you want that?
[15:17] ---
    "That"?
[15:18] ---
    The Air Force C Mach 2 Limited Edition Version!
[15:23] ---
    Well, Usodaba got the first strike, Kazeno-san.
SIGN    "Wind"
[15:29] ---
    Chopper Man isn't exhibiting his usual power.
[15:32] ---
    I wonder what's wrong...
[15:34] ---
    It really is a one-sided fight.
[15:36] ---
    Hiya!
[15:37] ---
    Ow, ow, ow!
[15:39] ---
    Take this!
[15:42] ---
    Thrum!
[15:47] ---
    No one could have expected
    the match to turn out like this!
SIGN    "Wind"
[15:50] ---
    Usodaba is overwhelmingly powerful.
[15:52] ---
    He's good.
[15:53] ---
    Dang, Chopper Man's weak!
[15:55] ---
    What a letdown.
[15:56] ---
    In comparison, Usodaba is putting
    up a surprisingly good fight.
[16:00] ---
    Usodaba! Usodaba!
[16:04] ---
    Usodaba!
[16:05] ---
    Usodaba! Usodaba!...
[16:08] ---
    It looks like Usodaba's popularity
    is suddenly skyrocketing!
[16:13] ---
    Uh, testing, testing.
[16:15] ---
    Hello? Is this the reporter, Sanjiropus-san?
[16:18] ---
    The Call Center is getting
    flooded with people saying,
SIGN    "Call Center"
[16:21] ---
    "I want to join the Usodaba Gang."
[16:23] ---
    At last!
[16:24] ---
    At last, my time has come!
[16:27] ---
    Hey, can we stop now? I want
    to take the model and go home.
[16:31] ---
    Hang in there for just a bit longer!
[16:33] ---
    I'm about to wind this up.
[16:36] ---
    I'm seriously going to crush you.
[16:38] ---
    Oh, no! Usodaba has climbed onto the top rope!
[16:41] ---
    Chopper Man is in serious trouble!
SIGN    "Wind"
[16:43] ---
    Will tonight be the birth of a new, dark hero?
[16:47] ---
    This will finish him off.
[16:56] ---
    But first, I'd like to sing a song!
[17:02] ---
    My Air Force C Mach 2 Limited Edition Version!
[17:05] ---
    Is it all right?
[17:07] ---
    Phew! It's still fixable.
[17:09] ---
    Thank goodness...!
[17:11] ---
    Thank goodness!
[17:14] ---
    Gimme.
[17:16] ---
    --No way.
    --Eh?
[17:18] ---
    Wasn't that the deal?
[17:19] ---
    That deal? I never intended
    to go through with that!
[17:24] ---
    Dumb deer!
[17:25] ---
    Wh-What...?
[17:30] ---
    Right now, I'm more popular than you!
[17:33] ---
    It's all going according to plan!
[17:34] ---
    But I worked so hard...
[17:36] ---
    Go on, everyone!
    Let's hear you call for Usodaba!
[17:40] ---
    Not yet!
[17:41] ---
    --Dabada!
    --This match isn't over yet!
[17:43] ---
    Hmph! You're being a poor loser.
[17:45] ---
    Killer move!
[17:48] ---
    Cute Spark.
[17:50] ---
    Ah, this is...
[17:52] ---
    Cute Spark!
[17:53] ---
    --Cute, cute, cute!
    --Allow me to explain!
[17:55] ---
    --Cute... Spark!
    --Chopper Man can melt the heart
[17:57] ---
    --Cute, cute, cute! Cute! Cute?
    --of anyone who sees his killer "Cute Spark."
[18:02] ---
    Cute!
[18:02] ---
    Vroom, vroom! Vroom, vroom, vroom! Cute?
[18:08] ---
    He's totally aware of how cute he is!
[18:11] ---
    I won't lose! I won't lose to you!
[18:12] ---
    Chopper Man! Chopper Man!
[18:15] ---
    --Chopper Man! Chopper Man!...
    --Wh-What's this?
[18:18] ---
    D'aw, Chopper Man is so adorable!
[18:21] ---
    Go away, Usodaba!
SIGN    "Wind"
[18:23] ---
    The stadium has flipped 180 degrees.
    Chopper Man is the crowd favorite!
[18:27] ---
    Let's share some of the
    feedback we've received.
SIGN    "Call Center"
[18:30] ---
    Uh... "Chopper Man, good luck!
    Don't let Usodabo beat you."
[18:34] ---
    I'm Usodaba!
[18:36] ---
    "Don't lose to Long-nose."
[18:37] ---
    At least say my name!
[18:38] ---
    At any rate, everyone's really excited over here!
[18:41] ---
    Whose side are you on?!
[18:43] ---
    --Damn it!
    --Chopper Man, let me tag in!
[18:45] ---
    Become the wind.
[18:47] ---
    Hey! Why are you tagging in?!
[18:53] ---
    I won't forgive you for bullying Chopper Man!
[18:56] ---
    Uh oh! Minoru Kazeno
    suddenly entered the fight!
[19:01] ---
    I'll just have to pull out my ultimate weapon!
[19:03] ---
    Click.
[19:05] ---
    What's that?
[19:07] ---
    Hey, look outside!
[19:10] ---
    Cyber!
SIGN    "Giant Robot--Frangashan"
[19:13] ---
    This is the giant robot, Frangashan!
[19:16] ---
    This is Dr. Usodaba's latest secret weapon.
[19:18] ---
    Its true strength is unknown!
[19:22] ---
    Go, Frangashan! Destroy everything!
[19:26] ---
    Okay!
[19:28] ---
    Leave this to me!
[19:29] ---
    Flick.
[19:31] ---
    See? I really am the strongest!
[19:35] ---
    Gotcha!
[19:37] ---
    Gah! That's--!
SIGN    "Giant Robot--Luffybomber"
[19:43] ---
    This is the giant robot, Luffybomber!
[19:46] ---
    It's a giant robot that's 50 meters tall.
[19:48] ---
    Personality: It does its own thing!
[19:52] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:53] ---
    I came to save you. It came at a high price.
[19:57] ---
    I expect you to pay me back!
[19:59] ---
    Namifia!
[20:00] ---
    Damn it! Frangashan, do something!
[20:04] ---
    Bring it on!
[20:15] ---
    Here I go!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, here he comes!
[20:21] ---
    Yeah!
[20:22] ---
    Go, Frangashan! Huh?
[20:25] ---
    S-Stupid! Stop that!
[20:27] ---
    What are you going to do?
[20:28] ---
    Upsy daisy.
[20:29] ---
    It lifted up the globe!
[20:31] ---
    Hey! There are a bunch of people in here!
[20:36] ---
    Wow, everyone was quick to flee.
[20:38] ---
    Here I go!
[20:47] ---
    You're pretty good...
[20:50] ---
    Sweet!
[20:53] ---
    I'm falling!
[20:57] ---
    Huh?
[20:59] ---
    Stupid! Let go! No, don't let go!
[21:00] ---
    Take this! Feel my wrath
    for not giving me that model!
[21:04] ---
    Chopper Violence!
[21:11] ---
    Cheers for a good day at work!
[21:15] ---
    Oomph.
[21:17] ---
    A word, please!
[21:19] ---
    Man! That applause doesn't
    make me happy or anything.
[21:24] ---
    In the end, this just boosted his popularity.
[21:28] ---
    Damn it! I'll get you for this!
[21:33] ---
    This one really put us in the red, but...
[21:39] ---
    He certainly is beloved!
[21:42] ---
    That's it!
[21:45] ---
    Hello. This is the office for
    the Chopper Man Fan Club!
[21:48] ---
    Oomph!
[21:49] ---
    You'd like to know where
    to submit the entrance fee?
[21:51] ---
    --Just one moment please.
    --There!
[21:52] ---
    Amazing! We're making a fortune!
[21:56] ---
    Hey, how many of these do I
    have to sign before I can stop?
[21:58] ---
    You have to sign all of those today.
[22:01] ---
    In exchange, I'll buy you that model
    plane if you get them all done today.
[22:06] ---
    Really?! I'll do my best!
[22:09] ---
    --In a sense, the assistant Namifia
    was the strongest of them all.
    --There! There! There! There!...
[22:14] ---
    Yes, hello?
[22:15] ---
    --Go! Don't lose, Chopper Man!
    --There! There! There!
[22:17] ---
    There! There!
[22:25] ---
    Well, next we're entering haunted waters!
[22:28] ---
    Granny Kokoro warned us, but I wonder
    what type of ghosts are there.
[22:32] ---
    Indeed, I wonder what type of ghosts are there!
[22:34] ---
    Yeah! I'm really looking forward to this.
[22:37] ---
    Say, who're you?
[22:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[22:41] ---
    "Plunging into the Devil's Sea!
    The Mysterious Skeleton Floating in the Fog"
[22:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!