E226 - The Guy Who's the Closest to Invincible? and the Most Dangerous Man!

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[00:18] ---
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[00:23] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[00:26] ---
    As power passes through our clasped hands
[00:30] ---
    let's grab hold of our wishes
[00:41] ---
    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
[00:48] ---
    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
[00:55] ---
    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
[01:02] ---
    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
[01:10] ---
    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
[01:13] ---
    but what you cherish most will be right there
[01:17] ---
    And if you get into a jam
[01:21] ---
    I'll always be there to protect you
[01:24] ---
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[01:28] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
[01:32] ---
    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
[01:35] ---
    and gaze at the light beyond
[01:39] ---
    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
[01:43] ---
    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
[01:46] ---
    So let's grab hold of our wishes
[01:49] ---
    under the same flag-- together, we're one
[01:55] ---
    One Piece
[02:06] ---
    Let me tell you just one thing.
[02:13] ---
    Slow-Slow Beam!
[02:16] ---
    Huh?!
[02:18] ---
    Remember this good, Straw Hat!
[02:22] ---
    I am Silver Fox Foxy, a man
    who obtains whatever he wants.
[02:26] ---
    I'll take the 160 million Berries
    along with the gold.
[02:34] ---
    This time for sure, I'll show you
[02:36] ---
    that we, the Foxy Pirates,
    are the strongest pirates!
SIGN    "The Guy Who's the Closest to Invincible?
    And the Most Dangerous Man!"
SIGN    "Fox"
[02:55] ---
    Boss!
[02:57] ---
    Porche!
[02:59] ---
    Hamburg!
[03:04] ---
    Those five all fell.
[03:06] ---
    Boss, what're we gonna do now?
[03:08] ---
    What else?! We're gonna
    clear up the humiliation
[03:12] ---
    of the Davy Back Fight by
    defeating the Straw Hats.
[03:15] ---
    Porche! Hamburg!
    We're gonna go with Operation D!
[03:24] ---
    It sounds fun over there.
    I wonder if they're still partying...
[03:28] ---
    Why don't you go, too, Doctor?
    I can watch our ship by myself.
[03:33] ---
    I-I'm in charge of watching the ship, too!
[03:36] ---
    I'm also studying. I don't wanna go at all.
[03:41] ---
    Dammit! How dare you trick me?!
    Come out, Split-Head!
[03:48] ---
    Hey, cool down a bit, Luffy.
[03:51] ---
    That afro is getting you all worked up...
[03:54] ---
    Yeah, no doubt about it.
    The afro boosts your spirits.
[03:58] ---
    Like I said, what's with the afro?!
[04:00] ---
    After we went through
    the trouble of saving them...
[04:02] ---
    To think that he returned
    our kindness with malice...
[04:04] ---
    Yeah! And he's trying to take
    our gold, too?! That's unforgivable!
[04:07] ---
    At any rate, that guy is too optimistic.
[04:10] ---
    If we get serious and go on a rampage,
[04:12] ---
    a ship like this will be shattered
    into pieces in an instant...
[04:16] ---
    If the five of us do it...
[04:21] ---
    If the four of you do it...
[04:24] ---
    Anyway, for now, we have to
    figure out how to get out of here.
[04:27] ---
    Considering how that Boss is,
    I bet he's up to something sneaky!
[04:32] ---
    It seems like we can get out from here.
[04:36] ---
    What?!
[04:37] ---
    What the hell is this room?
[04:39] ---
    Choppy!
[04:41] ---
    Where is Choppy?
[04:44] ---
    Where're you hiding?!
[04:47] ---
    Geez... If you don't come out,
    you... will... be... punished!
[04:54] ---
    Is something wrong, Doctor?
[04:56] ---
    Nothing.
[04:58] ---
    You jerk! I hate this kind of joke the mos--
[05:01] ---
    Wait, Sanji!
[05:02] ---
    Luffy...
[05:07] ---
    Hey, you!
[05:09] ---
    Yes?
[05:11] ---
    Where's Split-Head?
[05:12] ---
    Huh?!
[05:16] ---
    Oh, I don't know.
[05:18] ---
    --Oh, you don't know?
    --His cluelessness knows no bounds.
[05:21] ---
    --Oh, no! Where did Boss go?!
    --Why can't he see it?
[05:23] ---
    --Well, if he's not around, he's not around.
    I guess I'll go look somewhere else.
    --Even for Luffy, this really takes the cake.
[05:27] ---
    Looks like he's not here.
[05:29] ---
    Luffy!
[05:31] ---
    Hm? What happened?
[05:33] ---
    Luffy, take a close look at the face.
[05:36] ---
    What about the face?
[05:42] ---
    Are you... Split-Head's little sister?!
[05:46] ---
    Argh! Enough with the disguises!
[05:50] ---
    Ahh! You're Split-Head! I got fooled again.
[05:55] ---
    I don't even feel like making a comment.
[05:57] ---
    Take this, Straw Hat! Slow-Slow Beam!
[06:05] ---
    Don't you guys get it?! No one
    can escape the Slow-Slow Beam!
[06:11] ---
    Seriously, that beam's a real pain.
[06:13] ---
    Yeah, seriously.
[06:17] ---
    Slow-Slow Beam!
[06:19] ---
    --Nami!
    --What?!
[06:22] ---
    Hey, you bastard!
[06:24] ---
    Idiot! Don't come this way!
[06:27] ---
    Sanji-kun! Zoro!
[06:28] ---
    Oh, shoot! It hit them!
[06:30] ---
    Hmph! You dodged it well,
    Straw Hat! You play dirty!
[06:34] ---
    Hold it, you jerk!
[06:35] ---
    Does he know what "dirty" means?
[06:39] ---
    Hey, Nami! Let's go!
[06:40] ---
    Okay!
[06:41] ---
    Both of you, be patient for 30 seconds!
[06:43] ---
    What?! Hold on a sec!
[06:45] ---
    N-Nami-san!
[06:53] ---
    --What?!
    --There's something on the door!
[06:56] ---
    Let's see... From here on,
    women aren't allowed. It's a man's path.
[07:01] ---
    What does this mean?
[07:02] ---
    Beats me. In any case,
    let's be careful moving forward.
[07:10] ---
    Is something wrong, Doctor?
[07:12] ---
    Nothing.
[07:17] ---
    That was close.
[07:19] ---
    Yeah, you got that right.
[07:23] ---
    It looks like an ordinary passage.
[07:26] ---
    Yeah.
[07:31] ---
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[07:35] ---
    What's the deal with these guys?
[07:37] ---
    Oh, I see. Underneath this
    passage must be a jail,
[07:40] ---
    and they probably got locked up there
    for making blunders or something.
[07:44] ---
    I-I can go through a place
    like this with no problem!
[07:46] ---
    Hey...
[07:48] ---
    A-A woman!
[07:49] ---
    --All right!
    --It's been so long!
[07:55] ---
    I can't do it! I can't stand being treated like this!
[07:58] ---
    Leave it to me, Nami.
[08:00] ---
    Usopp...
[08:01] ---
    Since they've been locked up in
    this dimly lit place all this time,
[08:05] ---
    they must be vulnerable to light.
[08:07] ---
    So if we use this flash ball,
    they won't be able to see for a while.
[08:11] ---
    We'll use that chance to
    make a break for it, huh?
[08:13] ---
    That's right. Close your eyes, Nami!
[08:22] ---
    All right! Now, Nami!
[08:23] ---
    Okay!
[08:30] ---
    --N-Nami!
    --All right! I got her!
[08:32] ---
    Usopp!
[08:33] ---
    --Ahh! Hey! H-Help!
    --Let me touch her, too!
[08:36] ---
    Got it! You're saying I should go on
    ahead and not worry about you, right?!
[08:38] ---
    --Ahhh! Hey! Hey!
    --Ah, the smooth leg of a woman!
[08:40] ---
    --Nooo!
    --It's been a while...
    --How soft...
[08:45] ---
    Is something wrong, Doctor?
[08:47] ---
    No, nothing.
[08:50] ---
    That was close!
[08:52] ---
    Hm?
[08:54] ---
    Wh-What is this place?
[09:00] ---
    Hey, Nami!
[09:01] ---
    Hm...? Luffy!
[09:03] ---
    What took you so long?
[09:04] ---
    What're you doing in a place like this?!
[09:08] ---
    What am I doing? I'm eating
    rice crackers and having some tea.
[09:11] ---
    I can tell that much!
[09:12] ---
    I'm impressed you've gotten this far.
    I'll give you credit for that!
[09:16] ---
    However...
[09:18] ---
    Well, however, having Straw Hat stranded here
[09:21] ---
    and you reaching here
    are all according to my plan!
[09:25] ---
    Why me?!
[09:26] ---
    That's because you're a navigator as
    well as an excellent strategy advisor!
[09:31] ---
    If we eliminate you and Straw Hat,
[09:34] ---
    the Straw Hat Pirates are practically wiped out.
[09:37] ---
    Oh, I see.
[09:41] ---
    Well then, shall we start now?
[09:45] ---
    That's the spirit, huh, brother?
[09:50] ---
    Oh, wow! We can finally beat up Straw Hat?
[09:57] ---
    What are they?
[09:59] ---
    I don't know what that is,
    but this one is Gorilla Pants.
[10:02] ---
    N-No, it's not "pants"!
    It's the Gorilla Puncher 13!
[10:05] ---
    Here I come, Straw Hat! Gorilla Punch!
[10:09] ---
    Go hide, Nami.
[10:10] ---
    --Okay!
    --Gum-Gum...
[10:12] ---
    You haven't forgotten, have you, Straw Hat...?
[10:14] ---
    That when your punch touches these...
[10:16] ---
    ...Pistol!
[10:17] ---
    ...it'll burn...
[10:19] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[10:20] ---
    So you have?!
[10:22] ---
    Luffy!
[10:25] ---
    You should pay attention!
[10:27] ---
    You are the prey of Mr. Donkey Kicker 18.
[10:33] ---
    Hey, Nami!
[10:35] ---
    Water! Water!
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I see... I get it!
[10:43] ---
    Oh, wow.
[10:44] ---
    She's trying to get Boss to forgive them
    by humoring Boss with magic tricks.
[10:52] ---
    Are you ready, Luffy?!
[10:58] ---
    The weather forecast is thunderstorm!
[11:00] ---
    Thunderstorm Tempo!
[11:09] ---
    You fool! You thought you could break
    the Gorilla Puncher 13 with lightning?!
[11:18] ---
    You really don't get it, do you?!
[11:20] ---
    There's no way you can break something
    with rain if it can even withstand lightning!
[11:25] ---
    We'll see about that.
[11:26] ---
    You still don't get it?
[11:29] ---
    Your punches don't work with this guy.
[11:32] ---
    Gorilla Punch Golden Hits!
[11:35] ---
    Fire can be put out with water!
[11:41] ---
    Oh, no! What's he doing?!
[12:16] ---
    Oh? Oh?
[12:20] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[12:23] ---
    ...Spinning Top!
[12:30] ---
    Boss! Please don't come this way!
[12:35] ---
    Holy smoke!
[12:38] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:46] ---
    What happened?
[12:54] ---
    That's Boss!
[12:55] ---
    Boss won!
[12:58] ---
    Guys...!
[13:01] ---
    I lost.
[13:11] ---
    See? You took so long
    that we missed all the action.
[13:15] ---
    It was because you got lost!
[13:17] ---
    Hey, Straw Hat!
[13:19] ---
    I lost in a fight between pirates,
    so I won't whine.
[13:22] ---
    Do what you want with us!
[13:24] ---
    Yeah... Then... why don't you
    let them be your crew again?
[13:30] ---
    What? After they tainted the pride of pirates?!
[13:35] ---
    You don't want to?
[13:38] ---
    Straw Hat... You're such a...
[13:41] ---
    Okay, then! For Straw Hat's sake,
    you go scot-free!
[13:46] ---
    B-Boss...
[13:48] ---
    Now, go talk to them.
[13:52] ---
    Thanks, Straw Hat.
[13:57] ---
    Will you guys work for me again?
[14:02] ---
    Boss!
[14:04] ---
    Boss!!
[14:09] ---
    At least, his charisma is something else.
[14:11] ---
    Boss!
[14:14] ---
    --It pisses me off for some reason.
    --Boss!
[14:17] ---
    What do you think you're doing, Sanji-kun?
[14:19] ---
    Just kidding. I was just kidding.
[14:24] ---
    Take care, Straw Hat!
[14:27] ---
    You take care, too!
[14:30] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[14:33] ---
    --Ah, yeah!
    --Stop it already!
[14:38] ---
    You came around, Usopp?
[14:40] ---
    Chopper... Why am I...? Ahhh!
[14:44] ---
    Nami, you jerk! How dare you
    desert me and go like that?!
[14:47] ---
    You got it wrong, Usopp. The truth is...
[14:53] ---
    Oh, I see... So that's what happened.
[14:57] ---
    To think that he outwitted my plan...
[14:59] ---
    He's our enemy, but I admit, he's brilliant.
[15:04] ---
    Boss, what are we going to do now?
[15:07] ---
    Are we going to find another opponent
    to challenge to a Davy Back Fight?
[15:11] ---
    What do you think?
[15:12] ---
    Boss is cooking up a scheme again.
[15:17] ---
    Listen, guys. Unless we defeat them,
SIGN    "Fox"
[15:20] ---
    we'll have to keep flying this
    ugly pirate symbol forever.
[15:24] ---
    If that's the case, there's only
    one place we're headed, right?
[15:27] ---
    Yeah!
[15:29] ---
    I won't let you get away, Straw Hat.
[15:35] ---
    Guys! I see an island!
[15:37] ---
    Hmm...
[15:40] ---
    Looks like it's an uninhabited island.
[15:42] ---
    Ready the anchor! We'll land on the island!
[15:45] ---
    Well then, go find some foodstuffs.
[15:48] ---
    Yeah!
[15:49] ---
    Listen. No rats or frogs, okay?
[15:52] ---
    How self-centered you are. Once it's
    in your stomach, it's all the same.
[16:00] ---
    Hey, Sanji!
[16:02] ---
    We got fish, shellfish, fruits...
    We got a good catch!
[16:05] ---
    Thanks!
[16:07] ---
    Cheers!
[16:10] ---
    Yummy!
[16:11] ---
    Hey, Luffy! Don't stuff your mouth like that!
[16:14] ---
    You snacked a lot earlier. I can't
    believe you're still eating so much!
[16:18] ---
    This still isn't enough!
[16:20] ---
    With this amount of food,
    we're gonna run out quickly.
[16:24] ---
    Robin, you should eat now or it'll all be gone.
[16:27] ---
    I'm almost done, so...
[16:29] ---
    No! If you're always reading,
    you'll become a worm!
[16:33] ---
    They call it a bookworm, right?!
[16:40] ---
    There you are, Straw Hat!
[16:42] ---
    Guys, are you ready?
[16:44] ---
    Yes, Boss.
[16:46] ---
    We're ready.
[16:53] ---
    Boss, they're all looking this way.
[16:56] ---
    Don't be flustered. Any way you
    look at it, this is an ordinary crab.
[17:00] ---
    It's so obvious, it's unnatural.
[17:03] ---
    Don't tell me it's them again.
[17:05] ---
    They never learn, do they?
[17:07] ---
    I wish they'd stop.
[17:09] ---
    Okay. We're gonna destroy their ship!
[17:13] ---
    What the heck?!
[17:16] ---
    This looks yummy!
[17:17] ---
    Hey, don't tell me...
[17:19] ---
    Yeah, he thinks it's a real one.
[17:22] ---
    Argh! Let it go, Straw Hat!
[17:26] ---
    Oh? It's trying to run away!
[17:29] ---
    Dammit. Take this!
[17:33] ---
    Now's our chance! Crab-Crab Punch!
[17:37] ---
    This is finally the end of Straw Hat.
[17:43] ---
    You're just a crab! How dare
    you make me get serious?!
[17:47] ---
    Take this!
[17:56] ---
    Oh? Did you guys get eaten
    by this crab? How pathetic...
[18:01] ---
    Oh, just get a clue already!
[18:03] ---
    Now, let's leave those guys alone
    and continue with our BBQ!
[18:06] ---
    All that activity made me hungrier.
[18:08] ---
    Hey, that one isn't done yet.
[18:10] ---
    Well, I like this way the best.
[18:16] ---
    Oh, no! Boss, I'm hungry.
[18:20] ---
    You idiot! You're hungry?!
[18:23] ---
    And you call yourself one
    of the proud Foxy Pira--
[18:28] ---
    Thanks for waiting, Mademoiselle!
[18:31] ---
    This is today's special lunch.
[18:33] ---
    Oh, wow! It looks good!
[18:36] ---
    Please go ahead.
[18:39] ---
    Oh, wow! This is scrumptious!
    Please come to our ship, Mr. Cook!
[18:45] ---
    Oh, no! If you ask me that,
    Porche-chan, I'll have to consider it!
[18:49] ---
    You should definitely go. I'm begging you, too.
SIGN    "Fox"
[18:54] ---
    Hello. This is the communications room.
[18:57] ---
    Hi, it's me. Boss is knocked out,
    so please come and get us.
[19:04] ---
    Don't worry. He's alive. Well then, see ya.
[19:10] ---
    Mr. Cook! Goodbye! Your food
    was very delicious! I was so moved!
[19:15] ---
    You take care, Porche-chan!
[19:18] ---
    Are you really sure you don't have to go?
[19:21] ---
    Don't be ridiculous. If I'm gone,
[19:23] ---
    who's gonna be in charge of
    Nami-san and Robin-chan's meals?
[19:27] ---
    Right, Nami-san?
[19:29] ---
    Sanji-kun! Zoro! Let's go find
    foodstuffs for emergency stocks!
[19:34] ---
    Okay, Nami-san!
[19:43] ---
    Hey, Chopper. Were you able
    to find any medicinal herbs?
[19:46] ---
    Yep. I've collected most of them,
[19:47] ---
    but there may be even rarer ones on this island.
[19:52] ---
    More importantly, something's
    been bugging me for a while.
[19:54] ---
    I wonder what this weird groove
    is that runs down this path...
[19:58] ---
    Come to think of it, yeah, I wonder what it is.
[20:01] ---
    It looks as if a bicycle passed by.
[20:03] ---
    Hey, hey. This is an uninhabited island, right?
[20:05] ---
    This can't be a trace of a bicycle
    when there's no one here.
[20:09] ---
    That's true.
[20:11] ---
    Hey, we're almost through the jungle!
[20:17] ---
    We're suddenly out in a large open space.
[20:20] ---
    Ahh!
[20:22] ---
    What's with Chopper?
[20:24] ---
    He's headed to that rock.
    Is there something there?
[20:28] ---
    Ahh!
[20:31] ---
    That darn Chopper!
[20:32] ---
    He must be trying to have that
    huge mushroom all to himself!
[20:35] ---
    Hold it!
[20:39] ---
    What's the matter, Chopper?!
[20:41] ---
    Looks like something happened. Let's go!
[20:42] ---
    Ow, ow, ow... Hm?
[20:45] ---
    Whoa! What the heck is this?!
[20:51] ---
    Ahh... Hmm?
[20:54] ---
    A raccoon dog?
[20:56] ---
    I'm a reindeer! See? I've got antlers!
[20:58] ---
    Are you okay, Chopper?!
[21:01] ---
    Who the heck is this?!
[21:03] ---
    What happened?!
[21:05] ---
    What's going on, Luffy?!
[21:07] ---
    What's with you guys?
[21:09] ---
    What's with you?!
[21:11] ---
    Wh-Who's that huge guy?
[21:14] ---
    Who's that guy?!
[21:24] ---
    Robin!
[21:26] ---
    What's wrong, Robin-chan?!
[21:28] ---
    Robin!
[21:29] ---
    Wh... Why are you frozen?
[21:33] ---
    Robin...
[21:34] ---
    Oh-ho-ho?
[21:36] ---
    Now, now. Don't be so bloodthirsty, guys.
[21:40] ---
    It's not like I'm here on orders.
[21:43] ---
    Since it's a nice day, I took a stroll here.
[21:45] ---
    Orders?! From what organization?!
[21:48] ---
    He's a marine. And he's one of the people
[21:51] ---
    known as the World Government's
    ultimate powerhouses.
[21:55] ---
    This guy is?!
[21:56] ---
    Yes... An Admiral at
    Navy Headquarters... Aokiji.
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    Oh, my, my, you've turned
    into a good-looking woman...
[22:06] ---
    ...Nico Robin...
[22:20] ---
    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
[22:34] ---
    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
[22:37] ---
    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
[22:43] ---
    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
[22:46] ---
    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
[22:49] ---
    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
[22:51] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[22:54] ---
    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
[23:00] ---
    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
[23:06] ---
    To this familiar sunny sky
[23:09] ---
    Together we entrust our feelings
[23:11] ---
    We go beyond the changing time
[23:14] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[23:25] ---
    What's wrong?
[23:26] ---
    There're only three officers in the Navy
    who hold the position of Admiral.
[23:30] ---
    He's one of the World Government's
    ultimate powerhouses.
[23:33] ---
    Huh? Well, yeah, that's about it.
[23:36] ---
    I finally found you, Nico Robin.
[23:38] ---
    What're you doing to Robin?!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:42] ---
    "Navy Headquarters Admiral Aokiji!
    The Ferocity of an Ultimate Powerhouse"
[23:46] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!