E261 - Clash! Demon-Slasher Zoro vs. Ship-Slasher T-Bone

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    How could this be happening?
[00:19] ---
    I thought I clearly told you all goodbye.
[00:22] ---
    I'll never return to the Straw Hats!
[00:25] ---
    You really think they'd be happy to be alive
[00:27] ---
    knowing that it was because their
    friend had to sacrifice herself?!
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    Now that they know why you left them,
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    they'll follow you to the depths
    of hell and take out your enemies!
[00:38] ---
    It's you guys who don't get it!
[00:41] ---
    I don't have the slightest desire to be rescued!
[00:44] ---
    Don't just do as you please!
[00:48] ---
    What are you making a racket for, Nico Robin?
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    Ramen Kenpo!
[00:52] ---
    Noodle Stake Knocker!
[01:05] ---
    Epluchage!
[01:13] ---
    Con...vert!
[01:15] sign
    "Convert"
[01:16] sign
    "Pervert"
[01:23] ---
    Don't tell me he's gonna...
[01:31] ---
    Franky...
[01:33] ---
    ...Centaur!
[01:35] ---
    Wrong way!
[01:36] ---
    Your body should be in front!
[01:42] ---
    Two-Sword Style Sword Draw...
[01:55] ---
    ...Rashomon!
[02:07] ---
    We're not done yet.
[02:10] ---
    What the hell is that?!
[02:11] ---
    It's a Sea King!
[02:14] ---
    Further ahead on this railway...
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    ...lies the one who cut that thing up...!
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    All, go back to the front cars!
[02:34] ---
    This is a trap!
[02:35] ---
    A trap?!
[02:38] ---
    What the...?!
[02:43] ---
    To think that I fell for the enemy's scheme...
[02:45] ---
    What a blunder!
[02:47] ---
    The gravest blunder of my life!
[02:49] ---
    Well then, gentlemen! Have a nice trip!
[02:56] ---
    I have to catch up... with the sea train!
[02:59] ---
    If the criminals
    we're supposed to escort
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    are set free upon the world again...
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    How much blood and how many
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    tears will civilians have to shed?!
[03:12] ---
    I'll show them that there's justice
    even in this unfair world!
[03:19] ---
    Even if my arms and legs are
    torn off by these raging waves...
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    ...I will be sure to protect the
    innocent citizens' future!
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[03:37] song
    with the sun always in our hearts
[03:40] song
    As power passes through our clasped hands
[03:44] song
    let's grab hold of our wishes
[03:55] song
    Working together,
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    let's ride the giant waves
[04:02] song
    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
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    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail--
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    let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
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    and head for a sea of adventure
[04:24] song
    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
[04:38] song
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
[04:49] song
    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
[04:57] song
    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag--
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    together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    "Clash! Demon-Slasher Zoro
    vs. Ship-Slasher T-Bone"
[06:17] ---
    What is that?
[06:22] ---
    A sea train?
[06:27] ---
    Is that a new sea train?
[06:34] ---
    There's something there!
[06:37] ---
    Hm? What's that?!
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    A person?
[06:42] ---
    There's someone there!
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    That's Ship-Slasher!
[06:48] ---
    What?!
[06:49] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[06:51] ---
    Ship-Slasher?
[06:52] ---
    He's Ship-Slasher T-Bone,
    a Captain at Navy Headquarters!
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    He cuts pirates ships up like steaks!
[06:59] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[07:00] ---
    That's amazing!
[07:02] ---
    "Amazing"?!
[07:03] ---
    You're talking
    like it's someone else's problem!
[07:05] ---
    We can't just sit around like this.
[07:07] ---
    Hey, guys!
    Get ready to fire!
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    Hurry up!
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    Yeah!
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    Wait!
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    What is it?!
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    We'd better hurry up
    or he'll slash Rocketman!
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    What were you watching all this time?
[07:29] ---
    Leave it to Zoro.
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    Don't interfere!
[07:32] ---
    What?
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    I'll tell you only once!
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    Get out of our way!
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    They couldn't have simply
    passed by my subordinates' cars
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    that were on the same railway.
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    What did these guys do to my subordinates?
[07:58] ---
    They must be Nico Robin's crewmates...
[08:00] ---
    ...which means that that
    swordsman is the pirate hunter!
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    This path leads to the origins of justice!
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    I'm a captain at Navy Headquarters!
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    I will not live on in disgrace!
[08:15] ---
    I'll stop you guys by slashing you in two!
[08:19] ---
    I can't allow that...
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    ...as our destination
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    lies beyond where you stand!
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    This guy is strong!
[08:34] ---
    Bring it on!
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    I hate crooked sword attacks!
[08:45] ---
    Right-Angle Flying Bird...
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    Three-Sword Style...
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    Bull Demon!
[08:56] ---
    ...Bone...
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    Phoenix!
[09:15] ---
    He discerned it?!
[09:17] ---
    Bold Hooves!
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    R-Roronoa!
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    He defeated Ship-Slasher!
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    To think that he followed
    the sea train
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    from the detached cars
    in this storm...
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    How admirable!
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    But we can't stop here.
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    I'm sure your justice is deep, too,
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    but we also shoulder all sorts of things.
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    Hurry! Hurry!
[10:19] ---
    Captain T-Bone, who jumped
    out to sea, is in danger!
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    He could've been hit by that sea train by now.
[10:26] ---
    You bastard!
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    Be careful about what you say!
[10:29] ---
    Our captain would slash a sea train
    like that into two, you jerk!
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    But that swordsman was quite skilled!
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    Full speed ahead!
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    Our captain protected us
    with his life
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    from a Sea King
    that stood in the way!
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    Save our captain!
[10:43] ---
    Yeah!
[10:57] ---
    Roronoa Zoro...
[10:59] ---
    How vexing...
[11:09] ---
    I-Is that right?
[11:12] ---
    That's right!
[11:12] ---
    I'm sure it's Sanji-kun and
    the others who detached that sea train.
[11:16] ---
    Then, are we gonna catch up with them soon?
[11:19] ---
    Probably.
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    All right!
[11:21] ---
    We're closing in on our enemy!
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    Yeah!
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    Go, Rocketman!
[11:30] ---
    We're gonna
    beat up the pigeon guy!
[12:16] ---
    We somehow...
[12:18] ---
    pulled it off?
[12:30] ---
    No...
[12:31] ---
    there's something different after all.
[12:47] ---
    That's right! This smell...!
[12:50] ---
    This place is filled with the
    smell of those filthy pirates!
[12:54] ---
    Something is definitely wrong!
[12:58] ---
    Yikes!
[13:04] ---
    Is something wrong?
[13:15] ---
    What?! Wh-Why?!
[13:17] ---
    H-He's coming back!
[13:39] ---
    I-I got slashed!
[13:48] ---
    Oh? I didn't get slashed!
[13:50] ---
    Furthermore, if you lack love in
    something as small as peeling skins,
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    no matter what dish you make, it'll taste bad.
[13:57] ---
    Kitchen knives aren't swords,
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    so I won't cut people with them.
[14:01] ---
    However, you should notice
    that you lost your armor.
[14:04] ---
    Kitchen Knife Throw!
[14:08] ---
    You son of a...
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    Oeil!
[14:13] ---
    M-My eyes are caving in!
[14:16] ---
    Let them.
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    Now, stop fighting and give up.
[14:22] ---
    You fool! Why would I?!
[14:25] ---
    I don't get why the heck you
    want to rescue a woman like that!
[14:30] ---
    You guys don't actually know
    Nico Robin's true nature, do you?!
[14:35] ---
    That woman is...
[14:37] ---
    Nez!
[14:38] ---
    Joue!
[14:39] ---
    Bouche!
[14:40] ---
    Dents!
[14:41] ---
    Menton!
[14:46] ---
    If you keep talking,
    I'll reshape your body.
[14:50] ---
    H-H-Hold on a sec!
[14:53] ---
    I-I feel like my face shrank!
[14:54] ---
    Stop it!
[14:59] ---
    I-If you don't know
    about her, I'll tell you.
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    Everyone knows it!
[15:03] ---
    She's a depraved devil!
[15:07] ---
    Parage... Shot!
[15:26] ---
    D-D-Dammit!
[15:28] ---
    My face caved in!
[15:29] ---
    Mirror! I need a mirror!
[15:43] ---
    Y-Y-You bastard!
[15:47] ---
    H-How dare you dent my proud eyes and nose?!
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    Serves you right!
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    You are evil!
[16:00] ---
    Oh, hey, they went back to how they were.
[16:03] ---
    Ah! Y-You're right!
[16:06] ---
    I felt like
    they went back a little just now.
[16:09] ---
    Th-That was just an illusion.
[16:13] ---
    You're guilty of three sins.
[16:16] ---
    What?
[16:16] ---
    First,
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    you claimed to be a cook in front of me.
[16:21] ---
    Second,
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    you treated food with no respect.
[16:25] ---
    Third...
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    ...you insulted our friend.
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    Hiss!
[16:41] ---
    You're the very definition
    of "all bark but no bite."
[16:46] ---
    I can't tell what part became stronger
    after becoming four-legged,
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    centaur!
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    I-I-I'm gonna fall!
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    You look pathetic.
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    Dammit!
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    Shall I give you a hand?
[17:16] ---
    Ahhh! Waaah!
[17:19] ---
    You bastard!
[17:25] ---
    Not quite...!
[17:44] ---
    You're gonna give me a hand?!
[17:46] ---
    I'm doing just fine, you fool!
[17:50] ---
    I've finally caught you.
[17:52] ---
    Now tell me if you still think my
    being four-legged was pointless!
[17:57] ---
    Shut up, you jerk!
[17:59] ---
    Give me my characteristics back!
[18:04] ---
    You stupid jerk!
[18:09] ---
    My friend is waiting to be rescued on
    the other side of the door behind you.
[18:14] ---
    If you get it, get out of my way.
[18:21] ---
    When I say I won't let you
    go through, I really mean it!
[18:24] ---
    Ramen Kenpo! Secret technique!
[18:26] ---
    Noodle Cutter Poisonous Kitchen Knife!
[18:29] ---
    If you touch it, you'll die!
[18:31] ---
    Now, now, now, now!
[18:33] ---
    Aren't you guys being
    deceived by that woman, too?!
[18:37] ---
    She's the lowest of the low,
    who lived one betrayal after another,
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    and survived until today in the underground!
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    I'll take your life!
[18:45] ---
    Take this!
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    Three-Spot...
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    Decoupage!
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    Hiss!
[20:02] ---
    I got my hands and legs blocked!
[20:06] ---
    I let my guard down!
[20:09] ---
    You let your guard down?
[20:12] ---
    Go ahead and make excuses.
[20:19] ---
    If you like,
[20:21] ---
    why don't you add your last words
    to them while you're at it, buddy?
[20:27] ---
    Are you thinking that you can
    still keep fighting, by any chance?
[20:31] ---
    What?!
[20:33] ---
    Well, it's just natural,
    since you dodged all my attacks...
[20:39] ---
    Since you don't know how
    destructive my blow really is...
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    Ultimate Hammer!
[21:39] ---
    Hey, where on earth did you come from?
[21:42] ---
    Yow!
[21:44] ---
    Did you finish taking
    care of the ramen guy?
[21:47] ---
    Yeah, I did, just now.
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    They're the ones
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    who kidnapped Robin-chan,
    aren't they?
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    We had a dream that day
[22:33] song
    Our belief in ourselves
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    makes us able to cross
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    the wildly surging ocean
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    You're braver and more caring
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    than anyone else
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    If you ever depart this ship
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    and live in a different world
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    In the end,
[23:09] song
    we can all surely smile
[23:25] ---
    Robin-chan! I wanted to see you!
[23:28] ---
    Let's go back together this time!
[23:30] ---
    Sanji-kun, it seems that she's
    objecting to your opinion.
[23:33] ---
    Why, Robin-chan?!
[23:35] ---
    I've got a plan.
[23:37] ---
    Look.
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    One moment will decide the game!
[23:40] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:41] ---
    "Scramble over Robin!
    A Cunning Plan by Sogeking!!"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
[23:47] ---