# E261 - Clash! Demon-Slasher Zoro vs. Ship-Slasher T-Bone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR19QEGV6/clash-demon-slasher-zoro-vs-ship-slasher-t-bone)
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**[00:16] ---**
How could this be happening?
**[00:19] ---**
I thought I clearly told you all goodbye.
**[00:22] ---**
I'll never return to the Straw Hats!
**[00:25] ---**
You really think they'd be happy to be alive
**[00:27] ---**
knowing that it was because their
friend had to sacrifice herself?!
**[00:30] ---**
Now that they know why you left them,
**[00:32] ---**
they'll follow you to the depths
of hell and take out your enemies!
**[00:38] ---**
It's you guys who don't get it!
**[00:41] ---**
I don't have the slightest desire to be rescued!
**[00:44] ---**
Don't just do as you please!
**[00:48] ---**
What are you making a racket for, Nico Robin?
**[00:50] ---**
Ramen Kenpo!
**[00:52] ---**
Noodle Stake Knocker!
**[01:05] ---**
Epluchage!
**[01:13] ---**
Con...vert!
**[01:15] sign**
"Convert"
**[01:16] sign**
"Pervert"
**[01:23] ---**
Don't tell me he's gonna...
**[01:31] ---**
Franky...
**[01:33] ---**
...Centaur!
**[01:35] ---**
Wrong way!
**[01:36] ---**
Your body should be in front!
**[01:42] ---**
Two-Sword Style Sword Draw...
**[01:55] ---**
...Rashomon!
**[02:07] ---**
We're not done yet.
**[02:10] ---**
What the hell is that?!
**[02:11] ---**
It's a Sea King!
**[02:14] ---**
Further ahead on this railway...
**[02:17] ---**
...lies the one who cut that thing up...!
**[02:32] ---**
All, go back to the front cars!
**[02:34] ---**
This is a trap!
**[02:35] ---**
A trap?!
**[02:38] ---**
What the...?!
**[02:43] ---**
To think that I fell for the enemy's scheme...
**[02:45] ---**
What a blunder!
**[02:47] ---**
The gravest blunder of my life!
**[02:49] ---**
Well then, gentlemen! Have a nice trip!
**[02:56] ---**
I have to catch up... with the sea train!
**[02:59] ---**
If the criminals
we're supposed to escort
**[03:01] ---**
are set free upon the world again...
**[03:06] ---**
How much blood and how many
**[03:09] ---**
tears will civilians have to shed?!
**[03:12] ---**
I'll show them that there's justice
even in this unfair world!
**[03:19] ---**
Even if my arms and legs are
torn off by these raging waves...
**[03:24] ---**
...I will be sure to protect the
innocent citizens' future!
**[03:32] song**
It's all right! Now let's move forward
**[03:37] song**
with the sun always in our hearts
**[03:40] song**
As power passes through our clasped hands
**[03:44] song**
let's grab hold of our wishes
**[03:55] song**
Working together,
**[03:59] song**
let's ride the giant waves
**[04:02] song**
Let's hurry toward the excitement--
**[04:06] song**
there's the starting signal
**[04:09] song**
Now's the time to set sail--
**[04:13] song**
let's raise anchor
**[04:16] song**
Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
**[04:20] song**
and head for a sea of adventure
**[04:24] song**
It'll be a journey fraught with injury
**[04:27] song**
but what you cherish most will be right there
**[04:31] song**
And if you get into a jam
**[04:35] song**
I'll always be there to protect you
**[04:38] song**
It's all right! Now let's move forward
**[04:42] song**
with the sun always in our hearts
**[04:46] song**
If a storm hits, let's put
our arms around each other
**[04:49] song**
and gaze at the light beyond
**[04:53] song**
If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
**[04:57] song**
they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
**[05:00] song**
So let's grab hold of our wishes
**[05:04] song**
under the same flag--
**[05:07] song**
together, we're one
**[05:09] song**
One Piece
**[05:22] ---**
"Clash! Demon-Slasher Zoro
vs. Ship-Slasher T-Bone"
**[06:17] ---**
What is that?
**[06:22] ---**
A sea train?
**[06:27] ---**
Is that a new sea train?
**[06:34] ---**
There's something there!
**[06:37] ---**
Hm? What's that?!
**[06:41] ---**
A person?
**[06:42] ---**
There's someone there!
**[06:47] ---**
That's Ship-Slasher!
**[06:48] ---**
What?!
**[06:49] ---**
S-Seriously?!
**[06:51] ---**
Ship-Slasher?
**[06:52] ---**
He's Ship-Slasher T-Bone,
a Captain at Navy Headquarters!
**[06:56] ---**
He cuts pirates ships up like steaks!
**[06:59] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[07:00] ---**
That's amazing!
**[07:02] ---**
"Amazing"?!
**[07:03] ---**
You're talking
like it's someone else's problem!
**[07:05] ---**
We can't just sit around like this.
**[07:07] ---**
Hey, guys!
Get ready to fire!
**[07:10] ---**
Hurry up!
**[07:10] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:20] ---**
Wait!
**[07:21] ---**
What is it?!
**[07:22] ---**
We'd better hurry up
or he'll slash Rocketman!
**[07:26] ---**
What were you watching all this time?
**[07:29] ---**
Leave it to Zoro.
**[07:30] ---**
Don't interfere!
**[07:32] ---**
What?
**[07:39] ---**
I'll tell you only once!
**[07:41] ---**
Get out of our way!
**[07:47] ---**
They couldn't have simply
passed by my subordinates' cars
**[07:50] ---**
that were on the same railway.
**[07:52] ---**
What did these guys do to my subordinates?
**[07:58] ---**
They must be Nico Robin's crewmates...
**[08:00] ---**
...which means that that
swordsman is the pirate hunter!
**[08:05] ---**
This path leads to the origins of justice!
**[08:11] ---**
I'm a captain at Navy Headquarters!
**[08:13] ---**
I will not live on in disgrace!
**[08:15] ---**
I'll stop you guys by slashing you in two!
**[08:19] ---**
I can't allow that...
**[08:21] ---**
...as our destination
**[08:23] ---**
lies beyond where you stand!
**[08:27] ---**
This guy is strong!
**[08:34] ---**
Bring it on!
**[08:43] ---**
I hate crooked sword attacks!
**[08:45] ---**
Right-Angle Flying Bird...
**[08:48] ---**
Three-Sword Style...
**[08:49] ---**
Bull Demon!
**[08:56] ---**
...Bone...
**[08:57] ---**
Phoenix!
**[09:15] ---**
He discerned it?!
**[09:17] ---**
Bold Hooves!
**[09:36] ---**
R-Roronoa!
**[09:49] ---**
He defeated Ship-Slasher!
**[09:52] ---**
To think that he followed
the sea train
**[09:55] ---**
from the detached cars
in this storm...
**[09:58] ---**
How admirable!
**[10:00] ---**
But we can't stop here.
**[10:04] ---**
I'm sure your justice is deep, too,
**[10:06] ---**
but we also shoulder all sorts of things.
**[10:17] ---**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[10:19] ---**
Captain T-Bone, who jumped
out to sea, is in danger!
**[10:23] ---**
He could've been hit by that sea train by now.
**[10:26] ---**
You bastard!
**[10:27] ---**
Be careful about what you say!
**[10:29] ---**
Our captain would slash a sea train
like that into two, you jerk!
**[10:32] ---**
But that swordsman was quite skilled!
**[10:35] ---**
Full speed ahead!
**[10:37] ---**
Our captain protected us
with his life
**[10:39] ---**
from a Sea King
that stood in the way!
**[10:42] ---**
Save our captain!
**[10:43] ---**
Yeah!
**[10:57] ---**
Roronoa Zoro...
**[10:59] ---**
How vexing...
**[11:09] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[11:12] ---**
That's right!
**[11:12] ---**
I'm sure it's Sanji-kun and
the others who detached that sea train.
**[11:16] ---**
Then, are we gonna catch up with them soon?
**[11:19] ---**
Probably.
**[11:20] ---**
All right!
**[11:21] ---**
We're closing in on our enemy!
**[11:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:28] ---**
Go, Rocketman!
**[11:30] ---**
We're gonna
beat up the pigeon guy!
**[12:16] ---**
We somehow...
**[12:18] ---**
pulled it off?
**[12:30] ---**
No...
**[12:31] ---**
there's something different after all.
**[12:47] ---**
That's right! This smell...!
**[12:50] ---**
This place is filled with the
smell of those filthy pirates!
**[12:54] ---**
Something is definitely wrong!
**[12:58] ---**
Yikes!
**[13:04] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[13:15] ---**
What?! Wh-Why?!
**[13:17] ---**
H-He's coming back!
**[13:39] ---**
I-I got slashed!
**[13:48] ---**
Oh? I didn't get slashed!
**[13:50] ---**
Furthermore, if you lack love in
something as small as peeling skins,
**[13:53] ---**
no matter what dish you make, it'll taste bad.
**[13:57] ---**
Kitchen knives aren't swords,
**[13:59] ---**
so I won't cut people with them.
**[14:01] ---**
However, you should notice
that you lost your armor.
**[14:04] ---**
Kitchen Knife Throw!
**[14:08] ---**
You son of a...
**[14:09] ---**
Oeil!
**[14:13] ---**
M-My eyes are caving in!
**[14:16] ---**
Let them.
**[14:17] ---**
Now, stop fighting and give up.
**[14:22] ---**
You fool! Why would I?!
**[14:25] ---**
I don't get why the heck you
want to rescue a woman like that!
**[14:30] ---**
You guys don't actually know
Nico Robin's true nature, do you?!
**[14:35] ---**
That woman is...
**[14:37] ---**
Nez!
**[14:38] ---**
Joue!
**[14:39] ---**
Bouche!
**[14:40] ---**
Dents!
**[14:41] ---**
Menton!
**[14:46] ---**
If you keep talking,
I'll reshape your body.
**[14:50] ---**
H-H-Hold on a sec!
**[14:53] ---**
I-I feel like my face shrank!
**[14:54] ---**
Stop it!
**[14:59] ---**
I-If you don't know
about her, I'll tell you.
**[15:01] ---**
Everyone knows it!
**[15:03] ---**
She's a depraved devil!
**[15:07] ---**
Parage... Shot!
**[15:26] ---**
D-D-Dammit!
**[15:28] ---**
My face caved in!
**[15:29] ---**
Mirror! I need a mirror!
**[15:43] ---**
Y-Y-You bastard!
**[15:47] ---**
H-How dare you dent my proud eyes and nose?!
**[15:56] ---**
Serves you right!
**[15:57] ---**
You are evil!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, hey, they went back to how they were.
**[16:03] ---**
Ah! Y-You're right!
**[16:06] ---**
I felt like
they went back a little just now.
**[16:09] ---**
Th-That was just an illusion.
**[16:13] ---**
You're guilty of three sins.
**[16:16] ---**
What?
**[16:16] ---**
First,
**[16:18] ---**
you claimed to be a cook in front of me.
**[16:21] ---**
Second,
**[16:22] ---**
you treated food with no respect.
**[16:25] ---**
Third...
**[16:27] ---**
...you insulted our friend.
**[16:40] ---**
Hiss!
**[16:41] ---**
You're the very definition
of "all bark but no bite."
**[16:46] ---**
I can't tell what part became stronger
after becoming four-legged,
**[16:50] ---**
centaur!
**[16:58] ---**
I-I-I'm gonna fall!
**[17:07] ---**
You look pathetic.
**[17:09] ---**
Dammit!
**[17:12] ---**
Shall I give you a hand?
**[17:16] ---**
Ahhh! Waaah!
**[17:19] ---**
You bastard!
**[17:25] ---**
Not quite...!
**[17:44] ---**
You're gonna give me a hand?!
**[17:46] ---**
I'm doing just fine, you fool!
**[17:50] ---**
I've finally caught you.
**[17:52] ---**
Now tell me if you still think my
being four-legged was pointless!
**[17:57] ---**
Shut up, you jerk!
**[17:59] ---**
Give me my characteristics back!
**[18:04] ---**
You stupid jerk!
**[18:09] ---**
My friend is waiting to be rescued on
the other side of the door behind you.
**[18:14] ---**
If you get it, get out of my way.
**[18:21] ---**
When I say I won't let you
go through, I really mean it!
**[18:24] ---**
Ramen Kenpo! Secret technique!
**[18:26] ---**
Noodle Cutter Poisonous Kitchen Knife!
**[18:29] ---**
If you touch it, you'll die!
**[18:31] ---**
Now, now, now, now!
**[18:33] ---**
Aren't you guys being
deceived by that woman, too?!
**[18:37] ---**
She's the lowest of the low,
who lived one betrayal after another,
**[18:40] ---**
and survived until today in the underground!
**[18:43] ---**
I'll take your life!
**[18:45] ---**
Take this!
**[18:49] ---**
Three-Spot...
**[18:51] ---**
Decoupage!
**[20:01] ---**
Hiss!
**[20:02] ---**
I got my hands and legs blocked!
**[20:06] ---**
I let my guard down!
**[20:09] ---**
You let your guard down?
**[20:12] ---**
Go ahead and make excuses.
**[20:19] ---**
If you like,
**[20:21] ---**
why don't you add your last words
to them while you're at it, buddy?
**[20:27] ---**
Are you thinking that you can
still keep fighting, by any chance?
**[20:31] ---**
What?!
**[20:33] ---**
Well, it's just natural,
since you dodged all my attacks...
**[20:39] ---**
Since you don't know how
destructive my blow really is...
**[20:46] ---**
Ultimate Hammer!
**[21:39] ---**
Hey, where on earth did you come from?
**[21:42] ---**
Yow!
**[21:44] ---**
Did you finish taking
care of the ramen guy?
**[21:47] ---**
Yeah, I did, just now.
**[21:58] ---**
They're the ones
**[22:00] ---**
who kidnapped Robin-chan,
aren't they?
**[22:28] song**
We had a dream that day
**[22:33] song**
Our belief in ourselves
**[22:38] song**
makes us able to cross
**[22:43] song**
the wildly surging ocean
**[22:47] song**
You're braver and more caring
**[22:51] song**
than anyone else
**[22:56] song**
If you ever depart this ship
**[23:02] song**
and live in a different world
**[23:06] song**
In the end,
**[23:09] song**
we can all surely smile
**[23:25] ---**
Robin-chan! I wanted to see you!
**[23:28] ---**
Let's go back together this time!
**[23:30] ---**
Sanji-kun, it seems that she's
objecting to your opinion.
**[23:33] ---**
Why, Robin-chan?!
**[23:35] ---**
I've got a plan.
**[23:37] ---**
Look.
**[23:38] ---**
One moment will decide the game!
**[23:40] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
**[23:41] ---**
"Scramble over Robin!
A Cunning Plan by Sogeking!!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
**[23:47] ---**