E212 - A Barrage of Red Cards in Groggy Ring!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    Zoro and Sanji have teamed up
    in Round #2's Groggy Ring
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    in order to win Chopper back.
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    Hamburg catches Sanji! Incredible!
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    He's within range of the ring!
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    I ain't gonna...
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    ...let 'em score!
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    I can't let that damn swordsman snub me...
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    ...by saving my hide!
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    Now I'm mad, Leader!
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    Hamburger Hammer!
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    Punk...
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    ...Attack!
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    Sling Tackle!
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    Size Attack: S!
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    M!
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    L!
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    The opponents literally are "groggy"!
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    All that remains now is to stuff
    the ball man into his ring coffin
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    and this will be two wins in a row!
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    Hey, cook...
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    Lend me a hand for ten seconds...
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    Sounds like... a reasonable length of time...
SIGN    "A Barrage of Red Cards in Groggy Ring!"
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    This is Round #2 of the
    Davy Back Fight, Groggy Ring!
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    The outcome of the match is now clear as day!
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    No one is a match for our monsters!
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    Although Team Straw Hat was defeated,
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    I can't help but applaud them
    for putting up such a gallant--!
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    Hey! Look!
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    Wha...?!
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    They're up! Team Straw Hat is standing again!
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    Roronoa the swordsman and Sanji
    the cook are terrifyingly tough!
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    They really know how to make a game exciting!
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    They're back up! Now get those jerks!
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    But do these two have
    enough strength left to fight?!
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    Hey, you guys...
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    One Monster Burger, please!
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    --Wh-What?!
    --What could that mean?
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    Huh? Do they sell burgers here?
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    Obviously not!
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    My word!
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    Our boss has just ordered a Monster Burger!
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    Hold on! They're clearly using weapons now!
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    Grind 'em up like a burger patty...
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    And slice 'em good like fresh pickles...
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    Who are the guests?!
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    Green lettuce... and yellow cheese!
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    Crush it all between big pans and you get...
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    ...a Monster Burger!
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    There it is! Their utterly
    horrific triple weapon attack!
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    There's no escape! Foul play
    like this clearly calls for red cards!
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    Team Straw Hat is in a tough bind!
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    Oh, but wouldn't you know!
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    The ref just happens to have
    his back turned as he stretches!
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    What are you doing?!
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    --Stop, Luffy!
    --But...!
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    They want us to butt in!
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    We need to grin and bear it, Luffy!
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    Everything's set! The Groggy
    Monsters commence their attack!
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    Whatever happens now, don't blame me!
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    Naturally, they go after Sanji, the ball man!
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    Will he be ground up, sliced,
    and crushed into a hamburger patty?!
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    I can't make much with
    third-rate ingredients like you guys,
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    but I'll cook each and every one of you!
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    You're mincemeat now!
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    Troisième...
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    --He's fast!
    --...Haché!
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    Bouquetiere...
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    ...Shoot!
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    Oh, no!
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    Stop crushing!
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    Leader!
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    How dare you...?!
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    Don't forget this is a team battle.
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    Why, you...!
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    I'll cut you up!
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    No-Sword Style...
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    ...Tatsu...
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    ...Maki!
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    M-My word! Big Pan has fallen
    victim to Pickles' spinning blades!
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    Oh, no! Dammit...!
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    Bad Manner...
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    ...Kick Course!
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    I-Incredible!
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    The gigantic Big Pan was falling over,
    but is now upright again!
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    A tremendous kick has kept
    Big Pan on his feet and in a daze!
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    What will Pickles do now?!
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    Team Foxy is in a pinch!
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    Oh! Now Zoro the swordsman charges in!
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    Naturally, he's going after
    Big Pan, the ball man!
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    You're not getting past me!
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    I've had enough of you and the ref!
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    The crowd-- no, the referee-- takes a direct hit!
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    Sanji the cook is truly fearsome!
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    That was on purpose...!
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    How dare he... hurt the ref...?!
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    Red card!
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    Huh?
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    My cards and whistle... They're gone...
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    You're a naughty girl.
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    Couldn't help it. It's an old habit of mine.
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    Oh! What's this?!
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    Is Team Straw Hat arguing again,
    in front of the lone Big Pan?!
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    Armée de l'Air Power Shoot!
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    I-Incredible!
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    Big Pan...
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    --What?!
    --No way!
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    ...the gigantic wotan...
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    ...is airborne!
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    Go!
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    They're headed for the goal ring!
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    No!
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    Goal!
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    I-Incredible!
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    He's airborne!
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    Go!
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    No!
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    It goes in! Goal! Goal! Goal!
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    Nice, Zoro! Sanji-kun!
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    All right! Zoro! Sanji! You're awesome!
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    You bums actually did it!
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    Y-You did it!
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    Aww! But I don't wanna give Choppy back!
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    Zoro! Sanji! Way to go!
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    Whoa! They're awesome!
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    Bravo! Bravo!
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    I'm totally moved to tears!
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    You guys really are the best!
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    You dimwits! Who the heck
    praises their enemy?!
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    I can't believe this! No one
    defeats the Groggy Monsters...!
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    Oh, hi, Ref. Wakey-wakey.
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    Hurry and blow the whistle! Go on!
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    O-Oh, right.
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    His behavior toward me was a flagrant foul!
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    He's outta the game!
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    And there's the final whistle!
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    The Groggy Ring match is over!
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    You did it!
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    Hurray! We won!
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    Way to go! Zoro! Sanji!
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    Thanks for your hard work!
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    In Round #2 of the Davy Back Fight,
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    Team Straw Hat has
    unbelievably snatched victory away
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    from the previously
    undefeated Groggy Monsters!
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    Of course we won!
    Zoro and Sanji would never lose!
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    Nami-san! Robin-chan!
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    Did you see that?! Did you fall for me?!
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    You were wonderful!
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    You jerks! Don't scare me like that!
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    That hurts.
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    You did great! You did just what I said!
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    You didn't do a thing.
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    Now that Team Straw Hat has
    won Round #2's Groggy Ring game,
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    they're allowed to swipe either a
    member of the Foxy Pirates' crew
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    or the Foxy Pirates' symbol!
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    Who does the Straw Hat captain want?!
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    Isn't it obvious?
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    Huh?! Is it me...?
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    They wanted me from the very start...!
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    Oh, man... I'm not ready to go yet...
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    Crap, it must be me! Our eyes just met...!
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    I bet it'll be me...
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    Could be me!
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    If he chooses me, I'll say goodbye
    to these guys with a smile...
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    They like me, I just know it...
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    Come on, Luffy... Hurry...
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    --Okay! I choose--!
    --Hold on!
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    What is it, Nami?
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    Their boss will probably take
    part in the next round, right?
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    Yeah...
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    With that Slow-Slow Beam of his,
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    we won't stand a chance in any game,
    no matter what the rules are!
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    But if we take him now,
    we'll have the upper hand in Round 3!
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    If we take Chopper back now
    but lose in this next round,
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    they could just steal him again!
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    In which case, taking their boss now
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    and playing the next game in tip-top condition
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    is the best way to get
    Chopper back and keep him.
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    U-U-Unbelievable! Is he going to
    call for the Foxy Pirates' captain?!
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    Th-That's the Peanut Strategy!
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    You guys are the lowest!
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    You lousy Peanutters!
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    Fight us fair and square!
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    There's no rule against it,
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    but suddenly calling out an opponent's
    leader after the second round
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    is an obvious attempt at avoiding
    a fair-and-square, head-on match!
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    I can't believe my ears! This is the
    devilish idea of an inhuman woman!
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    Her name is Nami, the heathen navigator!
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    How dare you insult Nami-san?!
    I oughta filet you!
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    In the long history of Davy Back Fights,
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    no one has ever tried to
    pull this wretched trick!
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    Let me ask you all! Is a win against
    a leaderless team a true victory?!
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    No!
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    After swearing to Davy Jones
    to hold a fair match,
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    is it okay to turn it into a lie?!
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    No!
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    --Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!...
    --I hate them...
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    Even if it doesn't go against the rules,
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    it seems it would go against pirate aesthetics.
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    Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!...
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    What's with them?! They're making me mad!
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    I'm with Nami on this!
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    Their reaction's only natural.
    You're in the wrong, Nami.
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    Will you shut up already?! Quit actin' cocky!
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    Our apologies!
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    Still, like it or not, Monkey D. Luffy,
    captain of the winning team,
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    gets to decide how this game will unfold!
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    He's free to choose anyone
    he wants from Team Foxy!
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    He'll choose me, I just know it...
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    I bet an adventure with them would be fun...
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    It's obvious I'm the only choice here...
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    No, don't look at me! Please! Don't!
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    Is he gonna choose me? These guys are cool!
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    Is it me? Is he gonna pick me?!
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    Wha...?! It's gonna be me, huh?!
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    Straw Hat... You're...
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    You're going to choose me, aren't you?!
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    Yes, yes... It's obvious you are!
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    Farewell, Foxy Pirates.
    Farewell, wonderful crew!
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    When he picks me, I'll say goodbye
    to them with a smile on my face...
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    Oh, having such a marvelous personality
    and beautiful looks is a sin!
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    That's definitely something
    the Straw Hat Pirates lack!
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    Oh, there's no doubt they like me!
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    Say, Navigator.
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    Your proposal does give us
    an overwhelming advantage,
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    but that also makes their boss part of our crew.
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    No, thanks.
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    Our boss has sunk into the ground
    from the weight of his feelings!
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    I can't believe they all
    rejected our boss like that!
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    Oh, Boss! It's okay! We need you!
[18:40] ---
    We do, Boss!
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    G-Guys...
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    Let's teach these guys a lesson!
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    Yeah! I can't wait for the next round!
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    We love you, Boss!
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    Boss!
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    Guys...
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    Yes! You are my only true comrades!
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    Thank you!
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    Cut the crap, will ya?
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    Boss!
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    Now that Team Straw Hat's
    harassment of our boss has ended,
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    it's time to pick someone!
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    Who will he choose?!
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    All right, then. I wanna take back...
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    ...Shelly!
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    Wh-What's this?!
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    Captain Monkey D. Luffy has
    chosen Shelly, Tonjit's former horse!
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    What in the world is he thinking?!
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    Do you know what you just said,
    you dumb captain?!
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    Of course.
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    Seriously! What are you thinking?!
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    Urgh! You always pull this nonsense!
[19:51] ---
    Umm, could you not pull my face?
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    Looks like you're staying with us, Choppy!
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    If you weren't going to take their boss,
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    then you should've chosen Chopper!
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    But...!
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    Old stilts guy. I took Shelly
    back from those guys.
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    You guys...
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    Now you can always be together.
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    Say, what happened to you two in the back?
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    You're really hurt. Are you okay?
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    Some idiot with crazy eyebrows
    slowed me down, that's all.
[20:29] ---
    Huh?!
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    They're certainly full of life...
[20:38] ---
    I appreciate it. Thank you...
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    It's nothin'. Don't worry about it!
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    That's a good girl!
[20:49] ---
    Well, that explains that.
[20:51] ---
    Guess it couldn't be helped this time!
[20:54] ---
    Let me treat you all! How about
    some cheese at my place?
[20:58] ---
    No, no more of that!
[21:01] ---
    I truly appreciate this.
[21:05] ---
    Thank you.
[21:08] ---
    I'm glad for you, old guy!
[21:10] ---
    Are you sure about this, though?
    Your friend is still...
[21:14] ---
    Yeah, Luffy! You need to
    consider Chopper's feelings too!
[21:23] ---
    Luffy...
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    Chopper...
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    Sorry, Chopper!
[21:30] ---
    We will win the next game and get you back!
[21:34] ---
    So just hang on a little more!
[21:36] ---
    You're a man, right?!
[21:40] ---
    Got a problem with that?
[21:44] ---
    Nope!
[21:47] ---
    Chopper...
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    Leave it to me! It'll be just fine!
[21:53] ---
    Yeah, sure. Uh-huh.
[21:57] ---
    I wonder what the next game will be.
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    Let's get started!
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    We will win Chopper back!
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    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
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    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
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    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
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    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
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    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
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    Together we entrust our feelings
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    We go beyond the changing time
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Round #3 is the Roller Skate Race!
    A five-round match on a track!
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    They'll take me if we lose! Because I'm cute!
[23:32] ---
    You gotta be kidding-- Oww!
[23:33] ---
    You're absolutely no
    match for us! For you see...!
[23:35] ---
    --Okay, guys! Let's get Chopper back!
    --Yeah!
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    Ignored again...?
[23:41] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Round 3! The Round-and-Round Roller Race!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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