E291 - Boss Luffy Returns! Is It a Dream or Reality? Lottery Ruckus!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever, I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it’s not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn’t there!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    "Boss Luffy Returns! Is it a Dream
    or Reality? Lottery Ruckus!"
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    This is Grand Jipang.
[02:17] ---
    It resembles a certain era of
    a certain country quite a bit,
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    but, well, let's not get too specific.
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    Although there were some troubles last year
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    after some rogues wandered into this country,
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    peace reigns over this land for the most part.
[02:30] ---
    People are fully enjoying peace
    and spending cheerful days.
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    However...
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    Idiot! Watch where you're going!
[02:46] ---
    Ouch! You're the ones who bumped into me!
[02:49] ---
    Are you okay?
[02:51] ---
    Hm, yeah. Oh, shoot! I don't have time for this!
[02:55] ---
    Come to think of it, Dr. Bluenose
    hasn't shown up lately.
[02:59] ---
    Yeah, I don't know what's going on,
    but he seems quite busy.
[03:10] ---
    Hm? Who are you?
[03:12] ---
    Y-You are...
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    Ah! You guys are from that clown group!
[03:16] ---
    These guys are dangerous.
    They're always hanging out with Straw Hat.
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    What about me?!
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    You sure are making a
    racket out in broad daylight!
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    What'd you come here for?
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    Straw Hat! Why are you here?!
[03:32] ---
    What're you saying when you're
    the one who came in here?
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    If you're here to pick a fight, I'm up for it.
[03:36] ---
    Hey, let's get out of here.
    He doesn't seem to be here anyway.
[03:40] ---
    Y-Yeah. Looks like we were given a bum steer.
[03:43] ---
    W-We're leaving now! Let's go!
[03:45] ---
    Yeah.
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    What on earth was that?
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    Seriously, we don't get decent customers.
[03:51] ---
    Sanji-kun! Scatter some salt!
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    Okay!
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    What's the deal, Onami?
    Were there more annoying customers?
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    It's no use saying anything
    to someone who's oblivious.
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    Boss. Where's your payment?
[04:02] ---
    Oops! That's right! I have to get going!
[04:05] ---
    Sorry! Put it on my tab!
[04:07] ---
    Thanks! That was delicious!
[04:08] ---
    Seriously... Maybe I should
    report this to the police soon.
[04:12] ---
    On second thought,
    don't worry about it, Sanji-kun.
[04:14] ---
    They'll keep coming back anyway.
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    Besides, come to think of it,
    salt is expensive these days.
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    Okay!
[04:22] ---
    Straw Hat again?
[04:26] ---
    W-Well, he just happened
    to be in that eatery, that's all.
[04:30] ---
    It's not like he's gotten in our way yet.
[04:32] ---
    Arrrgh! How irritating!
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    Ever since we came to this town,
    our earnings have dropped considerably!
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    Then we should go to a different town.
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    --You idiot!
    --Ow!
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    How could I, the great Buggy,
    just get my butt whipped and leave?!
[04:46] ---
    Hey, who's saying I got my butt whipped?!
    I never did, you bastard!
[04:50] ---
    I'm gonna slice you into three and eat you!
[04:52] ---
    His mood is quite nasty, isn't it?
[04:54] ---
    He's really getting into the habit of losing, so...
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    In any case, we'd better find him quickly
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    and shake him down, or we won't
    be able to welcome in the new year.
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    Hey!
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    Orika! How's he doing?
[05:13] ---
    Oh, hi, Boss!
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    He seems to be getting quite a bit better.
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    He ate some rice porridge earlier, too.
[05:22] ---
    I see. That's good.
[05:24] ---
    Orika, Pepper and the others
    are worried about you.
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    Let's go and play with them.
[05:29] ---
    Well, but...
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    That's fine, Rika. I'll watch pops.
[05:37] ---
    What? What is it?
[05:39] ---
    Yeah... Yeah... Okay.
[05:42] ---
    Pops tells me to go, too.
[05:44] ---
    Good.
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    Hold on a minute, okay?
[05:49] ---
    ♪ It's warm on the southern islands! ♪
[05:52] ---
    ♪ Pineapple-ple! Their heads
    are nice and warm! ♪
[05:57] ---
    ♪ They're all idiots! ♪
[06:00] ---
    Next, the second verse!
[06:01] ---
    Yeah!
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    ♪ It's cold on the northern islands! ♪
[06:06] ---
    ♪ Freezing, real freezing!
    Their heads are shivering... ♪
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    Hm?
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    What the heck is this?
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    Beats me.
[06:18] ---
    A horse...? No, it's not a horse, is it?
[06:21] ---
    I know what it is! It's called a camel!
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    He doesn't look very tasty.
[06:30] ---
    So... what's he doing here?
[06:33] ---
    What's wrong? Does it hurt somewhere?
[06:38] ---
    He seems to have a slight fever.
[06:40] ---
    Boss, could you carry him to my house?
[06:43] ---
    I feel bad leaving him here.
    He seems to be hungry, too.
[06:46] ---
    That's no problem, but with pops, too,
    your place is too small for all of you.
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    But...
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    It might be okay to just leave him by
    the well at the row house on the back alley.
[06:57] ---
    But if he's hungry, then we should...
[07:00] ---
    Hm?
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    Even so, don't just bring anything to our place!
[07:05] ---
    We're running a business, you know?!
[07:07] ---
    Oh, come on! Your place
    is pretty empty anyway.
[07:10] ---
    That's none of your business!
[07:12] ---
    Dr. Bluenose isn't around when we need him.
[07:15] ---
    You can leave things to Orika.
    She's used to taking care of the sick.
[07:20] ---
    I thought a camel would be cooler than this.
[07:23] ---
    Me, too.
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    Boss!
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    There's trouble! There's trouble!
[07:31] ---
    There's trouble, Boss!
    Hm? What the hell is that?!
[07:34] ---
    It's a camel.
[07:35] ---
    Orika took him in and is nursing him.
[07:37] ---
    Orika is?!
[07:38] ---
    More importantly, what's the
    matter, Usopp? What's going on?
[07:41] ---
    Oh, yeah! There's trouble at Orika's house!
[07:44] ---
    --Come with me right away, Boss!
    --What...?
[07:46] ---
    At my house...
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    Hey, walk briskly!
[07:50] ---
    To think that you were
    hiding in a place like this...
[07:52] ---
    Did you really think that you could outrun us?
[07:54] ---
    Pops!
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    Please stop it. He's a sick man!
[07:57] ---
    Shut up! He's a guarantor of a loan.
    If you wanna complain,
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    do so to the guy who skipped town,
    forcing the deed on him!
[08:03] ---
    We're just collecting the money as agreed.
[08:07] ---
    Hey, don't bother with her! Let's go!
[08:09] ---
    --Yes, sir!
    --Hold it!
[08:12] ---
    Let go of pops!
[08:22] ---
    You bastard! You think
    you can get away with this?
[08:26] ---
    Shut up! You guys are the ones
    who're doing something terrible!
[08:29] ---
    We've got the deed.
    Come back when you get a clue!
[08:33] ---
    A deed for such a large
    amount can't be possible!
[08:35] ---
    If you're still gonna take pops, I'll take you on!
[08:39] ---
    You blockhead! There's this
    thing called interest.
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    We're gonna make him work for
    the rest of his life to repay us.
[08:45] ---
    This is no time for you, a policeman, to butt in.
[08:47] ---
    Pops!
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    Stop it! Let pops go!
[08:51] ---
    --Orika!
    --Wh-Who's this brat?
[08:54] ---
    You had a kid?
[08:58] ---
    Okay, then. We'll take you too and sell you off.
[09:01] ---
    Come!
[09:02] ---
    --Rika!
    --Boss!
[09:04] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[09:07] ---
    ...Billy Club!
[09:11] ---
    All right, Boss!
[09:14] ---
    D-Dammit! How dare you...?!
[09:16] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[09:18] ---
    Yaay! All right! Get out of
    here and don't come back!
[09:20] ---
    But this isn't good.
[09:22] ---
    It's hard to think that clown would
    back down without doing anything.
[09:25] ---
    Don't worry. It'll work out okay.
[09:30] ---
    That sounds terrible.
    So what happened to pops?
[09:34] ---
    He's resting at home.
[09:36] ---
    He's almost better, but he tries
    to push himself and go out.
[09:39] ---
    So I scolded him, saying that
    he should lay down and rest.
[09:42] ---
    You can twist even pops
    around your little finger, huh?
[09:48] ---
    Mr. Camel got his energy back!
[09:50] ---
    Oh? Good timing. I made his food
    using leftovers. You can have it.
[09:54] ---
    Thanks, Sanji-san!
[09:56] ---
    What, Sanji? Isn't my food ready yet?
[09:59] ---
    You ate just a bit ago!
[10:01] ---
    --Here you go!
    --Thank you!
[10:03] ---
    Whoa! You're making some tasty-looking food!
[10:08] ---
    Ouch!
[10:10] ---
    These are expensive dishes
    for delivery, you damn jerk.
[10:13] ---
    Don't touch them.
[10:18] ---
    What's wrong, Mr. Camel?
[10:20] ---
    Aren't you gonna eat? I'm sure you're hungry.
[10:23] ---
    If you don't eat, you can't get better.
[10:25] ---
    He doesn't want them? Then I'll...
[10:27] ---
    No!
[10:30] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:35] ---
    Oh? What is it?
[10:38] ---
    You bastard! I made these dishes using
    expensive food! They're for delivery!
[10:42] ---
    Hey! You bastard!
[10:45] ---
    I'm gonna slice you into three!
[10:47] ---
    Just as you'd expect from Sanji!
[10:49] ---
    To think that he can make
    such tasty food with leftovers!
[10:58] ---
    You bastard! I'm mad! I'm seriously
    gonna slice you into three!
[11:01] ---
    Wait, Sanji-san! Please don't blame Mr. Camel!
[11:04] ---
    I'm sure he ate those
    because they looked tastier.
[11:07] ---
    Even so...
[11:08] ---
    You bastard! Who do you think
    you are?! You're just a camel!
[11:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Sanji-san, Onami-san.
[11:15] ---
    It's okay. Don't worry about it.
[11:17] ---
    Onami, you sure are generous today.
[11:20] ---
    Normally, you'd have beaten
    the crap out of the person by now.
[11:24] ---
    To tell you the truth, I'm thinking this
    might be some sort of turn of fate.
[11:30] ---
    This. Take a look at this.
[11:32] ---
    I bought a Year-End lottery ticket.
[11:35] ---
    A lottery ticket? What does
    that have to do with this?
[11:38] ---
    "Camel"
[11:38] ---
    Ah! Camel, 1356?
[11:42] ---
    So you think it might be good luck?
[11:44] ---
    You got it!
[11:46] ---
    Today is the drawing day.
[11:49] ---
    I asked Usopp to go there and check.
[11:53] ---
    Third prize! Camel, 1356!
[12:01] ---
    A million Ryo-Berry third prize?!
[12:04] ---
    Yeah. I checked many times!
    There's no mistaking it!
[12:09] ---
    I-It's true...? It's like a dream!
[12:12] ---
    All right! We can now welcome in
    the new year without any problem!
[12:15] ---
    We'll be out of our desperate
    financial situation!
[12:17] ---
    That's amazing!
[12:19] ---
    Now my bills will all be wiped out, right?
[12:22] ---
    It wasn't you who hit the lottery.
[12:24] ---
    Thank you, camel!
[12:26] ---
    You really were a good-luck camel!
[12:31] ---
    I'll let you eat whatever you like,
    since this is definitely thanks to you!
[12:44] ---
    Who said you could eat the lottery ticket?!
[12:46] ---
    Spit it out! Spit it out!
    A million Ryo-Berries! Spit it out!
[12:51] ---
    He must really like expensive stuff.
[12:54] ---
    This is no time to be impressed.
[12:55] ---
    Hey! Spit it out! A million Ryo-Berries!
[12:58] ---
    Give it back to me at any cost!
[13:01] ---
    Mr. Camel...
[13:03] ---
    A good-luck camel? What a joke.
[13:07] ---
    I came to check just in case...
    They sure are connected by fate.
[13:13] ---
    Seriously, I wish they wouldn't
    pull me into things like this.
[13:29] ---
    I don't want you to call me out so easily.
[13:34] ---
    Well, don't be like that.
[13:35] ---
    In order to join hands, we have to settle things.
[13:38] ---
    I've been having a hard time with that tomboy.
[13:43] ---
    This is a good chance.
    You don't have to hold back.
[13:46] ---
    Then, Commissioner, it's okay
    to flashily get rid of Straw Hat?
[13:50] ---
    It shouldn't be a big deal for a
    policeman or two to disappear.
[13:56] ---
    Fortunately, it's he who's at fault this time.
[13:59] ---
    I can help you without any hesitation.
[14:03] ---
    --Gulp.
    --That's reassuring.
[14:07] ---
    After I get rid of him, you and I will
    control this town and do as we please.
[14:13] ---
    That's right.
[14:16] ---
    Well, then...
[14:17] ---
    "Confectionery
    Carefully Produced"
[14:18] ---
    These are golden-colored confectioneries.
[14:22] ---
    You're bad.
[14:24] ---
    Not as bad as you are.
[14:35] ---
    What's the matter, Cabaji?!
[14:36] ---
    Well... Seems like it was my imagination.
[14:40] ---
    Don't scare me like that, you moron-ji!
[14:41] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[14:46] ---
    I'm so busy! I'm so busy!
[14:47] ---
    Th-There's trouble! There's trouble!
[14:51] ---
    Boss! There's trouble!
[14:53] ---
    I sent Boss out for delivery with that camel.
[14:56] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:57] ---
    What bad timing! Orika got
    kidnapped by the Buggy Family!
[15:01] ---
    What?!
[15:03] ---
    I heard that she got caught by them
    out of the blue on her way home.
[15:06] ---
    Seems like they were after Orika from the start.
[15:10] ---
    Hey, Straw Hat.
[15:11] ---
    Hm? Ah! You guys are...!
[15:13] ---
    Is it really okay with you? That girl
    will be sold off to repay the loan.
[15:18] ---
    What'd you say about Orika?!
[15:20] ---
    She should be leaving the harbor soon.
[15:23] ---
    Shouldn't you be on your way to rescue her?
[15:26] ---
    Let me go!
[15:29] ---
    Give up.
[15:30] ---
    You are an important piece
    of bait to trick Straw Hat.
[15:35] ---
    This time, we're collecting
    money based on a deed.
[15:38] ---
    If he tries to raise his hand against
    me in front of the commissioner,
[15:41] ---
    he can immediately get fired and be exiled.
[15:44] ---
    On top of that, I'll get
    money from selling you off.
[15:50] ---
    Just you wait, Straw Hat!
[15:56] ---
    Buggy! What're you gonna
    do with Orika?! Let her go!
[16:01] ---
    Sorry, Straw Hat. I'm taking this girl
    as collateral for that man's loan.
[16:07] ---
    There's no reason for you to butt in
    this time! Mind your own business!
[16:10] ---
    Let's go, men!
[16:12] ---
    --Yes, sir!
    --Help me, Boss!
[16:16] ---
    I said...
[16:18] ---
    ...let her go!
[16:34] ---
    You interfered with us, Straw Hat!
[16:37] ---
    A policeman beating up commoners
    over personal matters?
[16:40] ---
    What's your problem?!
[16:41] ---
    Hey, what do you think about
    his act?! Commissioner?
[16:47] ---
    I'm disappointed in you, Straw Hat.
[16:51] ---
    What have you done?
[16:54] ---
    Ack! The commissioner?
    What's he doing in a place like this?!
[16:57] ---
    The commissioner?
[16:58] ---
    Yeah. Just like our boss, Koza-sama,
[17:02] ---
    he's a town commissioner and
    the top person in this town.
[17:04] ---
    Whoa...
[17:06] ---
    To think that you'd use violence
[17:07] ---
    towards commoners who
    are not at fault like this...
[17:10] ---
    As a commissioner, I cannot overlook this.
[17:13] ---
    Straw Hat Luffy! I hereby strip you of
    your role as policeman. You're fired!
[17:19] ---
    Leave this country immediately
    and never set foot here again!
[17:23] ---
    --What?!
    --Why?!
[17:27] ---
    Got that, Straw Hat?!
[17:29] ---
    It's your punishment for meddling
    in our business all the time!
[17:32] ---
    Thanks for all your hard work!
[17:35] ---
    If you get it, then hurry up and leave!
[17:39] ---
    What're you guys talking about?
[17:41] ---
    Why do I have to leave here
    just because I tried to save Orika?
[17:45] ---
    I don't get it.
[17:46] ---
    You're still talking like that, you blockhead?!
[17:49] ---
    It's unseemly, Straw Hat.
[17:51] ---
    Are you trying to talk your way out
    after everything you've done?
[17:54] ---
    I can immediately call the constables in
    and have them arrest you, you know.
[18:00] ---
    You're the one who should
    be arrested, Commissioner!
[18:03] ---
    Hm?
[18:05] ---
    A town commissioner joining hands
    with criminals? It's quite inexcusable!
[18:08] ---
    I'm removing you from your position right away!
[18:11] ---
    What? Who are you?
[18:13] ---
    You sure talk like a big shot.
[18:17] ---
    Do you say that knowing that
    I'm the North Town Commissioner?
[18:20] ---
    Oh? That's...
[18:22] ---
    How insolent! Kneel down!
[18:25] ---
    Who do you think this is?
[18:27] ---
    She's the daughter of Shogun Cobra! Vivi-sama!
[18:32] ---
    Ack!
[18:33] ---
    You're being disrespectful! Kneel down!
[18:43] ---
    --Vivi!
    --Vivi!
[18:45] ---
    So it was really you, Vivi!
[18:47] ---
    It's been a while, everyone.
[18:49] ---
    B-But... what's the princess doing here?
[18:53] ---
    My investigation has shown
    that you took a bribe
[18:56] ---
    and are working with the
    clown to trick Boss Straw Hat.
[19:01] ---
    Give up peacefully.
[19:03] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[19:06] ---
    Don't "Yes ma'am" her, you stupid jerk!
[19:09] ---
    Dammit! Now that it's come
    to this, I'll flashily withdraw,
[19:11] ---
    taking the loan collateral with me!
[19:13] ---
    --Like I said...!
    --Huh?
[19:14] ---
    Orika can't be collateral for the loan!
[19:18] ---
    Because she isn't pops' daughter.
[19:21] ---
    --Huh?
    --This way! Hurry up!
[19:23] ---
    She called him pops!
    They're clearly father and daughter!
[19:28] ---
    There they are! Hey, Boss! I brought him here!
[19:32] ---
    Oh, thanks!
[19:35] ---
    Oh, hey, pops!
[19:37] ---
    I heard you collapsed. Are you okay now?
[19:40] ---
    Don't push yourself, pops!
[19:42] ---
    Things just aren't the same
    at Pinwheel without you!
[19:45] ---
    --Wh-What?
    --Let's have a drink together again soon, pops!
[19:48] ---
    In this town, everyone calls him "pops."
[19:51] ---
    There's nothing odd about
    Orika calling him that, right?
[19:56] ---
    But he was sleeping at her house!
[19:59] ---
    Pops made his cold worse and
    collapsed the other day on the street.
[20:04] ---
    And Orika happened to pass by.
[20:06] ---
    She's the kind of girl who can't
    just leave someone like that.
[20:13] ---
    Then this girl has nothing to do with the loan!
[20:16] ---
    I told you so!
[20:17] ---
    Which means that...
[20:19] ---
    You're just a kidnapper!
[20:21] ---
    Shock!
[20:25] ---
    Mom!
[20:27] ---
    Rika!
[20:30] ---
    You get it now? Then I'm
    gonna do it this year again.
[20:35] ---
    Time to get blown away, Buggy!
[20:36] ---
    Gum-Gum... Bazooka!
[20:41] ---
    Good job, guys!
[20:50] ---
    Our lord's pet?! This camel is?!
[20:54] ---
    That's right. Lashes has been lost for a while,
    so we've all been looking for him.
[20:59] ---
    The reward is a million Ryo-Berries.
[21:01] ---
    What?!
[21:03] ---
    Vivi! You don't mean...
[21:06] ---
    Yes, we'll definitely pay the reward.
[21:08] ---
    Ahhh! All right!
[21:10] ---
    Since this is becoming a routine,
    it's hard to tell you this,
[21:12] ---
    but isn't it Orika who deserves the credit?
[21:15] ---
    That's okay. Let's share it. We all
    took care of him, so... Right, Mom?
[21:20] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[21:22] ---
    Geez... I love you, Orika!
[21:24] ---
    Okay, then! Let's have some fun today!
[21:27] ---
    We'll celebrate pops'
    complete recovery as well!
[21:32] ---
    Come to think of it, what're these decorations?
[21:35] ---
    You don't know?! Today's called
    Christmas Eve in foreign countries,
[21:38] ---
    and it's a joyous day.
[21:40] ---
    It's nice to be cheery like
    this once in a while, right?
[21:42] ---
    I see...
[21:43] ---
    Say, Onami-san. Can I ask you a favor?
[21:47] ---
    --What is it?
    --Orika took in someone who
    collapsed on the street again.
[21:51] ---
    We've already brought him here and
    he's outside. Can we bring him inside?
[21:55] ---
    Collapsed on the street?
[22:02] ---
    I'm starving...
[22:04] ---
    Hey, monk. If a foreign celebration is
    okay with you, why don't you come in?
[22:08] ---
    We've got lots of yummy food.
[22:09] ---
    Yeah, sounds good.
[22:12] ---
    All right, then! Let's really
    whoop it up, shall we?!
[22:17] ---
    Come to think of it, where's Dr. Bluenose?
[22:20] ---
    Seems like he's still busy.
[22:22] ---
    Since he can understand animal languages,
[22:24] ---
    Lashes' problem could've been solved
    right away if he had been around.
[22:28] ---
    Now that you mention it, you're right.
[22:32] ---
    I'm telling you, today is a
    really busy day for reindeers!
[22:44] ---
    Boss! There's trouble! There's trouble!
[22:45] ---
    For some reason, there's always trouble!
[22:47] ---
    Oh, eat a rice cake or something
    and calm down, Usopp.
[22:49] ---
    This is about rice cakes!
[22:50] ---
    They're gonna have a
    rice cake tossing event at the castle,
[22:51] ---
    and one of them will have
    an amazing treasure inside!
[22:53] ---
    I wonder how big of an uproar it'll cause!
[22:55] ---
    Oh, that. Our lord is asking us to protect it.
[22:58] ---
    Oh, that'd be a lot of work. Hey, we are?!
[23:01] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:02] ---
    "A Big Rice Cake Tossing Race
    at the Castle! Red Nose's Plot"
[23:06] ---
    I'm gonna be a policeman!!