E13 - The Terrifying Duo! Meowban Brothers Vs. Zoro!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger,
    the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure?
    If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the
    Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Indeed, tomorrow is a
    day to commemorate.
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    I refuse to let them enter the village!
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    Straight north! Straight north!
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    They're in big trouble
    if they touch my treasure!
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    Dammit! What do I do?!
    I can't climb up!
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    Outta the damn way!
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    I can't let you get past this slope...
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    Because I only lied, like I always do...
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    So the village is going to have
    just another ordinary day!
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    So I absolutely won't let you go!
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    They're late...
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    They all know full well what happens...
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    ...to those who upset my plans...
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    I'll slaughter them all!
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    "The Terrifying Duo!
    Meowban Brothers vs. Zoro"
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    About time...
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    Y-You guys are that strong?!
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    Yeah!
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    What took you guys so long?!
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    You're the one who
    got me stuck back there!
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    That was an accident!
    It couldn't be helped!
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    It's better for one person to be saved
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    than for two to stay down there...
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    Then you should've stayed!
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    Seriously! How am I supposed to
    know which way north is and isn't?!
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    What?! You're the one who ran
    off first, all full of confidence!
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    That was just because.
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    Night is long gone now...
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    He-- Captain Kuro--
    has a short temper...
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    Hey, men! Don't tell me those
    two brats did you all in?!
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    Listen! We don't have time
    to be dilly-dallying here!
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    If our enemy is strong,
    we just need to be stronger!
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    Now watch this ring closely!
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    On "one, two, Jango,"
    you guys'll grow strong.
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    Your wounds will be completely healed,
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    and you will grow
    stronger and stronger!
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    What're they doing?
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    It's hypnosis!
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    He's trying to convince
    them to be stronger!
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    How ridiculous!
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    Stronger... Stronger!
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    One! Two!
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    Jango!
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    No way!
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    H-He gouged out the cliff!
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    What power!
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    They really did get hypnotized!
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    With that many people that strong...
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    Go! Crush anyone who gets in the way!
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    You guys get back!
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    We'll handle this!
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    Hey, Luffy!
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    Luffy?!
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    You got hypnotized too?!
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    W-What a simple-minded person!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Gatling!
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    Damn you, Captain Kuro...
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    You were completely wrong
    to think he'd have no effect!
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    These guys are no ordinary brats!
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    Where is he going?!
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    --Wha--?
    --What's he planning to do?!
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    Go! Luffy!
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    He's gonna destroy the ship!
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    No, he's not!
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    He's gonna crush us with that!
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    Please do something, Captain!
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    Crap! Crap! This was
    no time to be gawking!
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    On "one, two, Jango",
    you'll get sleepy!
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    One!
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    Two!
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    Jango!
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    Eh?! Klahadore the butler
    went to the shore?!
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    Yeah! And he had a
    scary look on his face!
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    Is Kaya-san okay?!
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    Alright! Let's move out, Usopp Pirates!
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    Hey! Quit sleeping!
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    But I should still be in bed...
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    This is no time to be sleeping!
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    We could be in trouble!
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    Eh?
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    I think pirates really
    are going to attack us.
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    Our captain said he was lying,
    but I think that was a lie!
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    I think so, too!
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    Me, too! Something just wasn't
    right about our captain yesterday!
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    You don't think...
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    But our captain used
    to go through here!
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    --No good! It's closed up!
    --Let's look for another one!
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    You! How dare you make a fool of me,
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    insulting me for having
    the blood of a pirate?!
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    Stop, Usopp-san!
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    Klahadore...
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    Are you there, Klahadore?
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    Klahadore?
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    M-Merry!
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    Merry!
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    What's wrong?! What happened?!
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    Open your eyes, Merry!
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    --Please don't die!
    --M-Miss...
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    Thank goodness, you're all right...
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    Merry!
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    Merry? W-who did this?!
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    Klahadore! He... attacked me!
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    He... he was a pirate all along!
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    W-What are you talking about?
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    He got close to you so he
    could get your fortune...
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    No... That's absurd!
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    It's the truth!
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    Then, what Usopp-san
    said yesterday was...
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    Yes. Now that I think about it,
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    he tried his hardest to help us
    when he learned the truth!
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    Yet, not a single one of us
    even tried to hear him out!
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    You gotta run, Kaya!
    They're gonna kill you!
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    You gotta escape for now!
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    We protected a real villain
    and drove off that brave lad,
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    who ran about with desperate resolve,
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    all for the villagers' sake!
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    S-Someone help! Merry is--!
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    It's no use, Miss!
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    The staff has been on
    leave since yesterday.
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    What?! Then I'll...
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    You mustn't get flustered!
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    The incident hasn't happened yet!
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    You must think calmly about
    what you need to do now!
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    If Klahadore's goal is
    your fortune and mansion,
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    then just let him have it all!
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    They're not worth
    protecting with your life!
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    --You're right.
    --Cruel as it may be,
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    you are the only one who
    can stop Klahadore now.
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    Can you do it?
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    This isn't your responsibility, but...
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    Even I know this isn't a
    situation I can run from...
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    I understand that fully!
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    I'll talk things over with Klahadore!
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    What're you doing?!
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    Hold on tight!
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    But these bars are slippery!
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    Climb over anyways!
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    Aren't you worried about Kaya-san?!
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    Oh, no! Someone's coming out!
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    Hide!
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    --It's Kaya-san!
    --She's alright!
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    It looks like something has her worried!
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    Kaya-san, walking
    outside all by herself...
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    Something's up!
    Something's gotta be up!
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    Looks like they're just about wiped out!
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    I guess so.
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    Hey! Never mind that,
    Luffy's trapped under there!
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    He won't die.
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    Worry about your own
    injuries or somethin'.
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    Damn that brat!
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    Now the plan's really screwed up!
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    If Captain Kuro caught sight of this,
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    he'd slaughter all of us, too!
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    Hey, Butchie! Come look!
    This is bad stuff!
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    What the hell?!
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    We still have a trump card!
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    Come forth, Meowban Brothers!
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    You called, Captain Jango?
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    You called?
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    --Siam...
    --...and Butchie!
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    Together, we are the
    Meowban Brothers!
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    Butchie! Siam! We absolutely
    must get past this hill,
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    but as you can see,
    an obstacle is in the way!
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    Get rid of it.
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    W-We can't possibly do that!
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    Right, Butchie?!
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    Yeah, he looks strong!
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    Huh?
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    And besides, we're just
    supposed to guard the ship!
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    Yeah! This isn't really
    our place to fight...
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    W-What? They're not
    their trump card?!
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    Siam! Get going already!
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    Eh?! M-Me?!
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    Hurry!
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    O-Okay, okay! I'll go!
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    He's in tears! What's he trying to do?!
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    Why's he making him fight?
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    Hey, you! Get ready!
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    I'm gonna scratch you
    good with these claws!
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    What am I supposed to do?!
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    Hey, you! Stop or I'll kill you!
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    --If you can!
    --What?!
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    --What the hell?!
    --You!
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    You just underestimated
    me, didn't you?!
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    I'm impressed you could block that,
    after my innocent cat act!
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    You seem to have a little skill,
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    but I wouldn't underestimate
    Siam of the Meowban Brothers!
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    Missing something?
    Don't look at me, though...
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    --There it is...
    -- "Cat Burglar"...
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    Give those swords back!
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    Give them back?
    But you already have a sword.
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    These are just in the way.
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    Alright! Now I'm much lighter!
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    You're supposed to take good
    care of other people's things!
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    Bastard!
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    What?!
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    What did you cut?!
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    I can bend like a cat!
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    You're up, Butchie! Get 'im!
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    Right, Siam!
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    Cat...
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    ...astrophe!
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    Damn! He got away!
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    Hey! Hold him down, Siam!
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    My bad!
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    The bastard's way
    stronger than I thought!
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    What the hell?!
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    One hit from that'd turn every
    bone in my body to powder!
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    --He's not getting away this time!
    --'As right!
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    I'm not that great at the
    One-Sword Style, but...
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    Let's go, Butchie!
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    Okay! Let's do it, Siam!
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    --Pussy Willow March!
    --Pussy Willow March!
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    Oh, no! They got
    Zoro on the defensive!
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    What're you doing?!
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    He's not gonna get anywhere just
    blocking those two guys' attacks!
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    I'm gonna help him out!
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    Take this!
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    Lead Star!
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    Gotcha!
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    Why're you attacking
    a guy on our side?!
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    No, it's not like that!
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    It seemed like he let
    it hit him on purpose...
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    Eh?! On purpose?!
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    Usopp, you dumbass!
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    Do you want to die?!
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    You don't suppose...
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    ...we're the ones who just got saved?
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    Had you hit them with that slingshot,
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    those two probably would've
    come after us instead!
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    He...
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    But this is no time for that!
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    Damn it! If I just had another sword!
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    I'm gonna get his swords!
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    If I give 'em back to Zoro,
    he'll win for sure!
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    In that case, I'll do it!
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    Don't push yourself!
    You can barely even stand!
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    Nami!
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    Nami!
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    What do you need swords for?
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    No! Uhh! I-I can explain!
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    Night is long gone now,
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    so it seemed odd that the plan
    wasn't making any progress...
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    C-Captain Kuro!
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    W-We're dead!
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    This can't get any worse!
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    What is all this?!
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    When I was little, I had
    a vision of a treasure map
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    and I always searched
    for that miraculous place
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    before someone else could
    beat me to it
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    If the world is going to change
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    before I can even attain my dream
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    then take me to the time
    when I knew nothing
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    so that my memories won't fade
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    What the--?! Did they
    have a falling out?!
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    He's handling those two
    like they're nothing!
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    I can't sense where damn Kuro is!
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    --Kaya-san! Look out!
    --What's she doing here?!
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    --Hey, where's Luffy?!
    --Still asleep! Urgh!
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    --Get up already!
    --Get up already!
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    I'll protect the meat shop...
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Luffy, Back in Action!
    Miss Kaya's Desperate Resistance"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!