E361 - Perona Is Terrified!! Usopp and Untruthful Share the Same "U"

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    Your trick...!
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    Wait! Where do you think you're aiming?!
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    That's it!
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    Hey, wait!
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    Special Attack! Atlas Comet!
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    I found it!
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    That is your real body.
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    "Perona Is Terrified!!
    Usopp and Untruthful Share the Same 'U'!"
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    I can see you flying around.
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    You can pass through people and walls!
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    And you can shrink and grow at will!
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    That sounds just like a ghost
    without a physical body!
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    But considering how you fled
    from me there for a while...
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    Don't follow me!
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    Wait, Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Don't follow me!
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    I'm sure you still had a
    physical body back then.
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    Wh-What are you--
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    In short, you're a ghost that got
    created when I was distracted.
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    Your real body is tucked
    away right over there!
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    You can't trick me any longer!
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    And here I thought you
    were just a negative idiot.
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    Did that mask boost your courage?
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    I'm surprised you could
    calmly analyze the situation.
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    But you're only 90% right.
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    I'm not a ghost being controlled by my body!
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    I can leave my body by having
    an out-of-body experience.
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    This is a sentient Hollow of yours truly!
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    All righty, then! So what would happen
    if you lost a body to return to?
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    If I go after your body,
    my attacks will definitely hit home!
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    Jerk! Stop it!
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    Special Attack! Big Bang Star!
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    That was close!
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    You missed! And it was a dud to boot.
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    Here I go again!
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    I won't let you!
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    Special Hollow!
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    Whoa! Is this like the ones from earlier?!
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    Mini-Hollow...
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    ...Rap!
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    So this is an "extra-large" version?
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    Oh, crap! Lemme go, punk!
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    Struggle all you like! But I won't
    let you hurt my physical body.
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    W-Wait! Hey, whoa! Time out!
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    The dumpling-sized ones packed a wallop!
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    My body will get blown to pieces
    if this big guy goes off!
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    You can't touch it even if
    you squirm. It's a ghost!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Bazooka!
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    Gum-Gum... Whip!
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    Ow, ow, ow...
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    What's the hold-up?
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    Weren't you going to kick my
    butt as many times as it takes?
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    Yeah! I will in just a sec, so hang tight!
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    Well, I don't mind the wait,
    but he'll come back if you don't hurry.
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    "He"? Who are you talking about?
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    You!
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    Huh?
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    Damn it! Where'd it go?
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    That's weird!
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    Nuh-uh!
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    Hmmm, nope.
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    I can't find it!
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    Oh, there it is! Found it!
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    Just doesn't feel right without this.
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    I wanna become the rottin'
    King of the Pirates!
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    I know! I should fire a
    salute to liven things up!
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    Yeah, that'd be rottin' cool!
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    Hey, where are the cannons?
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    Huh? Well? Gimme a cannon!
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    Ocho Fleurs!
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    I'm Number 1!
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    What brute strength!
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    You still mean to fight back?
    You don't know when to give up!
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    Robin...
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    Hey,
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    where do you think you're looking?
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    Shouldn't you be a bit more nervous,
    you stupid reindeer?
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    Sanji...
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    Huh? Who're you talkin' about?
    Don't make me kill you, punk!
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    You have no hope of
    defeating me, dumb reindeer!
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    Thirty-six Pound Phoenix!
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    Robin!
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    Jerk! Watch where you're aiming, moron!
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    What was that, bastard?!
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    You're a nuisance the way
    you dart around everywhere!
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    Now!
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    Now, Robin! Get the salt!
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    I'm on it!
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    Oh, jeez. You're such a handful.
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    Don't! Robin is a lady!
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    A lady...?
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    What of it?!
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    Robin!
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    Unbelievable! Sanji actually kicked--
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    It's game over for you.
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    This fight is over!
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    Cannon! Cannon! Cannon! Cannon!
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    Cannon! Cannon! Can... Huh?
    Why was I searching for cans again?
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    Huh?
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    What's this?
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    What gives? What am I doing out here?
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    Let's see... I think I'm gonna
    become the King of the--
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    Nope, nope! That's not right.
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    It's not me who will become
    King of the Pirates, but...
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    That's right. I don't have
    time to be goofing off.
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    I need to hurry back.
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    I must hurry... Hurry back to Master...
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    I said to freakin' let me go, dammit!
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    You came so close, Mr. Negative Nose.
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    With my next signal, your body
    will be blown to smithereens.
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    Don't! Don't! No!
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    I don't wanna get blown to smithereens!
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    Don't worry.
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    I'll be sure to tell
    Hogback to use you as a mario.
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    Kamikaze Rap!
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    It vanished?!
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    That was a close call!
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    The shock from that blast
    went inside this shell.
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    What's going--
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    I can't move! What is this?
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    I lied!
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    You lied?
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    I lied when I called the first attack
    I shot at you the "Big Bang Star."
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    It wasn't a dud, either.
    It was actually my Birdlime Star.
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    I made sure you couldn't move around
    if you returned to your body.
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    You what?!
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    Now I can deal with your
    physical body and your Hollow!
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    Crap!
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    Are you the one who purified Captain Kumacy?!
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    Perfect timing! Get him,
    Lieutenant Gentleman Hippopotamus!
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    Impact!
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    W-Was he actually strong?
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    Youch! My arm's gonna snap!
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    Gentleman Hippopotamus!
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    You don't have time to
    be worrying about others.
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    Special Attack! Shining Black Star!
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    Cockroaches!
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    Also known as "Cockroach Star"!
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    They're gross!
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    Someone, get them off!
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    Help me! I can't get away!
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    They're getting in my clothes!
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    Ew! I hate cockroaches!
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    I'm scared, Kumacy! Kumacy!
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    I'm sure cockroaches are scary...
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    ...but you should be more afraid of me!
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    You've underestimated me.
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    In the East Blue, I was renowned
    for unparalleled brute strength.
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    T-Ten tons...? W-Whoa, where did
    all of that strength come from?
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    Knock it off! Don't pull
    that out when I'm stuck here.
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    Y-You're gonna kill me! For real!
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    Get rid of the roaches! And drop the hammer!
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    Enough with the roaches
    and hammer! C'mon, please!
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    Usopp!
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    No, stop it!
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    Stop it, please! I won't go after
    your friends! Okay? Sound good?
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    Please! Please, Usopp-sama!
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    Golden...
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    No!
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    ...Pound!
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    It's pretty lame when the princess
    of the haunted mansion...
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    ...passes out over a balloon
    and some toy cockroaches!
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    Gotcha.
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    You made a big mistake
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    when you challenged me to a
    contest in lying and negativity!
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    Sleep till dawn!
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    Wha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Click my heels!
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    Didn't that samurai just say something?
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    Long story short, what just happened?
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    In short, the fight is apparently over.
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    I've never seen a duel like this before.
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    That samurai wasn't taking
    me the least bit seriously!
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    You mean to steal my katana?
    You are a feisty one.
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    Let’s see what this "Two-Sword Style,"
    or whatever it is, can do.
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    I am tingling with excitement!
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    I'm so excited I could dance!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Slashes Dancing on the Rooftop!!
    Showdown: Zoro vs. Ryuma!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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