E292 - A Big Rice Cake Tossing Race at the Castle! Red Nose's Plot!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever, I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it’s not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn’t there!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    "A Big Rice Cake Tossing Race
    at the Castle! Red Nose's Plot"
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    A joyous new year has arrived
    in the country of Grand Jipang.
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    Well, what a blessing that is.
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    We wrapped up the restless days at the end
    of the last year. Why don't we take it easy?
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    The new year has just started.
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    What's going on?
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    I just said we should take it easy,
    and now things already seem restless!
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    Who the heck is causing it?!
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    Outta our way! Outta our way!
    Outta our way! Make way for us!
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    Well, you don't have to
    shout like that, Onami-san.
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    Huh?
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    There's no one around here.
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    Oh... you're right.
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    The sun is already high, and yet
    this town is like a ghost town.
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    I wonder if everyone's still in bed.
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    Oh, come on, Doctor, wake up!
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    They've already gone to the castle.
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    In any event, today is the day they
    hold Grand Jipang's popular event,
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    the New Year's Big Rice Cake Tossing!
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    If you were a resident of this town,
    you'd rush straight to the castle.
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    Oh? Is that right?
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    Anyway, it's a rice cake tossing event.
    They can't start it without rice cakes.
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    "Purveying to the Castle"
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    It can affect our business reputation, too.
    Please rush to the castle!
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    Okay!
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    But don't they usually do the rice
    cake tossing at temples and shrines?
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    Here, our lord tosses them at the castle.
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    Every year the scramble for them is
    so crazy that there are even casualties.
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    What?!
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    Oh, he's just joking, Doctor.
    There're no casualties.
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    But when it comes to that Boss
    Straw Hat, he might go that far.
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    I wonder if someone's talking about me.
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    Setting aside Boss, I didn't know that
    people in this town were so gluttonous.
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    It's not like that, Doctor.
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    What they're after are not regular
    rice cakes, but a jackpot rice cake.
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    Huh? Jackpot?
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    That's right.
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    Tens of thousands of rice cakes will be
    tossed from the top of the castle tower.
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    And among them is a single jackpot rice cake.
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    In this rice cake, there's a
    treasure called a diamond.
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    And believe it or not, it's worth
    more than 10 million Ryo-Berries!
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    That sure is magnificent, don't you think?
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    I'd definitely like to get it.
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    "New Year
    Big Rice Cake Tossing Event Held Here"
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    But how do I figure out
    which one contains the jackpot?
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    Beats me. I've never seen one before, so...
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    Hey, do you know?!
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    Ah... No, I don't.
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    In any case, I think you just have to grab
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    whatever you can lay your hands on
    and break them to see inside.
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    It kind of sounds like a wild goose chase.
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    If I get the jackpot one, I'll buy lots of books!
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    I wanna take a trip to a health spa
    with everyone at the row house.
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    Hey! You're open for business
    already this morning?
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    Yes. Since today is the 7th, I'm selling rice
    porridge mixed with seven spring herbs.
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    Would you like a bowl, too?
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    Yeah, sounds good.
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    Hey, Usopp! It's not fair that you're
    eating by yourself! I'll have some, too!
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    You can't, Boss! You have to
    stay there and stand watch!
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    This is rice porridge, so I can't
    throw it to you. So just give up!
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    Whoa! Wh-Wh-What the hell is this?!
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    All right, here it comes! Thanks!
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    Boss! Once you finish eating it, please go
    to the front and stand watch, okay?!
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    Geez...
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    Your duty must be tough.
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    Well, the jackpot is worth
    10 million Ryo-Berries, right?
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    Someone blinded by greed
    could be up to no good, so...
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    Sitting around and waiting for the jackpot
    when you don't know where it's gonna fall
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    is just a pain in the neck! I can't do that!
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    There's a way to get it for sure.
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    In short...
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    ...we'll get all the rice cakes
    before they toss them at the castle.
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    Then, we'll get the jackpot one
    for sure. Yeah, that's my plan!
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    You're right!
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    Men! Get them flashily!
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    There's nowhere to escape on the bridge!
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    Geez... When we're almost to the castle...
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    We don't have time to turn back, guys!
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    Let's go, Doctor!
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    Yeah!
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    That was close!
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    Not bad.
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    Onami...
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    That was cruel.
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    Take this, too!
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    Doctor! Watch your back!
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    Mellorine! Mellorine!
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    Richie!
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    You son of a bitch!
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    Stop, you bastards!
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    If you don't wanna die,
    leave all the stuff on the cart here!
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    Boss! They got away!
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    It's not gonna work anymore!
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    They'll enter the castle
    before we catch up with them!
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    Don't be ridiculous! It's 10 million
    Ryo-Berries we're talking about!
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    I'm not gonna give up!
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    But...
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    ...I'm not gonna let them get away...
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    ...as I've already prepared my next move.
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    If you get it, come back
    up already and get ready!
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    Yes, sir!
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    Father.
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    Looks like it's getting lively down there.
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    Yes. They seem like they can't wait.
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    Yeah... By the way, looks like we still
    haven't received the rice cakes yet.
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    Right...
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    I'm having someone stand watch,
    but I haven't received any report yet.
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    I'm a little worried that something
    might've happened on their way here.
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    Oh, that's right.
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    You know the people we're
    getting the rice cakes from well.
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    I wonder if we should send someone for them.
[08:49] ---
    Ahh... Since she said, "We don't
    need guards, so pay us generously instead,"
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    I didn't send any guards. I hope
    Onami-san and the others are okay.
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    Hm? There they are!
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    What took Onami so long? Rice cakes
    taste better right after they're made.
[09:07] ---
    Hm?
[09:08] ---
    What's that kite doing?!
[09:12] ---
    Hey! What's going on?!
[09:15] ---
    Whoa! We're floating in the air!
[09:17] ---
    Hold on tight!
[09:18] ---
    They're waiting in ambush again?!
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    Those bastards!
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    Who are you?! Actually, you're from
    the Buggy Family, aren't you?!
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    You're left... I mean, you're right!
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    By order of Boss Buggy,
    I came to take all the rice cakes.
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    My name is Hachi. Nice to meet you.
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    "And there's one more person right here!"
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    "I, the martial artist Gedatsu
    of the Buggy Family!!"
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    Well, don't worry. Once I get the
    rice cakes, I won't even touch you guys.
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    I'll make sure to put you
    back on the ground safely.
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    Don't be ridiculous!
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    If we can't deliver them after coming this far,
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    our business reputation will be
    totally ruined! Do something, Sanji-kun!
[10:00] ---
    Well, I can't do anything like this.
[10:03] ---
    --Argh!
    --Ahh! Help!
[10:07] ---
    Hey, hey. Don't move around.
    Don't blame me if you fall.
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    You rice cake thief! Surrender peacefully!
[10:23] ---
    Gum-Gum...
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    Idiot! Don't cling to me!
[10:37] ---
    Hmm... Why am I falling too?
[10:40] ---
    Oh, that's right! I should've let the
    kite string go! How careless of me!
[10:50] ---
    --Ow, ow, ow...
    --Well, we're okay now.
[10:52] ---
    No, we aren't! The cart is...!
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    Those guys...!
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    Look at that, guys! The rice
    cakes are coming our way!
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    The jackpot's gonna be mine!
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    Igaram-san!
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    Chaka! Pell! Get the cart!
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    Yes, sir!
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    How dare you get in my way?!
[11:22] ---
    It doesn't matter who they are!
    Take them down!
[11:26] ---
    What're you guys doing?!
[11:28] ---
    But, Boss... We're carrying
    this heavy stuff on a slope.
[11:32] ---
    Let's take a little break.
[11:34] ---
    Stop whining! Just go after them!
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    Onami-dono!
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    Are you okay?
[11:41] ---
    Yes! Well then, we certainly
    delivered what you ordered.
[11:44] ---
    Yes. Thank you.
[11:47] ---
    What about the payment?
    I can get it right here and now, right?
[11:50] ---
    The task was more dangerous than we thought.
[11:52] ---
    Oh, about that...
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    Hey... This is business with the castle.
    You can't put it on a tab.
[11:58] ---
    Princess Vivi said that she
    herself will bring it to your place.
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    So wait until then.
[12:04] ---
    Well then, goodbye.
[12:08] ---
    Tell Vivi to stop by any time!
[12:13] ---
    They still haven't given up yet?!
[12:15] ---
    Don't worry about them, Sanji-kun!
    Let's go to the event site.
[12:20] ---
    Just leave the rest to the
    castle people. It'll be fine.
[12:24] ---
    Hey, Boss! If it turns out that they can't
    do the rice cake tossing or something,
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    you'll be forbidden to come to our eatery!
[12:30] ---
    So work hard, got that?!
[12:32] ---
    Yeah...
[12:38] ---
    Boss! They're already going into the castle!
[12:41] ---
    Shut up! It doesn't matter!
    We'll force our way through!
[12:44] ---
    We'll do it flashily!
[12:50] ---
    They've started the rice
    cake tossing? I got a late start!
[12:54] ---
    Intruders!
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    Don't let them get away!
[12:59] ---
    It's the Buggy Family!
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    They're after these rice cakes!
[13:02] ---
    Got it. Please hurry!
[13:06] ---
    Hey! Where's the event site?
[13:07] ---
    Hm? Oh, it's you!
[13:11] ---
    Good timing! Give us a hand.
[13:13] ---
    --Huh?
    --A rice cake thief showed up!
[13:15] ---
    I heard that he's going
    on a rampage in the castle!
[13:18] ---
    What?! I've been looking forward to
    those rice cakes! Where's the thief?!
[13:23] ---
    --Over there!
    --All right!
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    Trying to get them all
    to himself?! How despicable!
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    Those rice cakes are mine!
[13:30] ---
    What? Hey, hey... You too?
[13:34] ---
    Rice cake thief! I'm gonna
    capture you at any cost!
[13:40] ---
    Where are the rice cakes?!
[13:47] ---
    We're not gonna let him
    destroy the castle any more!
[13:51] ---
    Well, I have an idea as to where he's headed.
[13:53] ---
    I know a short cut. Leave it to me!
    Let's catch up with them quickly, Mr. Monk!
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    Hey, Usopp. Who have you
    been talking to all this time?
[14:00] ---
    Hm? Oh, Boss! Who've I
    been talking to? Of course...
[14:04] ---
    Huh?! He's gone! When did that happen?
[14:09] ---
    Anyway, I'm going on ahead, okay?
[14:14] ---
    At any rate, that monk
    isn't reliable. Where did he go?
[14:24] ---
    Where are the rice cakes?!
[14:26] ---
    Ahhh!
[14:28] ---
    H-H-Hey...
[14:31] ---
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[14:36] ---
    Amazon-dono! Are you okay?!
[14:38] ---
    Someone!
[14:40] ---
    What's going on?!
[14:42] ---
    A deviant is in here!
[14:44] ---
    How rude!
[14:54] ---
    What did I do?!
[14:57] ---
    Hold it!
[15:04] ---
    All right! Just go ahead and charge in!
[15:09] ---
    Boss!
[15:11] ---
    It's all over for you, Buggy Family!
[15:14] ---
    I won't allow any more violence in the castle!
[15:17] ---
    Be prepared!
[15:19] ---
    Oh, my, my... Princess.
[15:22] ---
    Thank you very much for greeting me yourself!
[15:29] ---
    You don't know the Chop-Chop Fruit's powers?
[15:32] ---
    This is your own fault for butting in.
[15:38] ---
    Oh, don't get me wrong.
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    I didn't come here for her. I came
    here to get the jackpot rice cake!
[15:46] ---
    Bring the rice cake cart here right away!
[15:48] ---
    I'll exchange her for the cart. Move it already!
[15:51] ---
    Don't blame me if the
    princess's neck gets broken!
[15:53] ---
    Wait! We get it.
[15:55] ---
    We have no choice but to do what he says.
[15:58] ---
    Oh? So a lackey realizes the situation
    faster than the samurais, huh? Okay, then!
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    You go and bring the cart here.
[16:04] ---
    Well, the jackpot rice cake isn't on that cart.
[16:09] ---
    Then, where is it?
[16:12] ---
    The jackpot rice cake is...
[16:14] ---
    Don't!
[16:16] ---
    ...with our lord!
[16:18] ---
    Oh...?
[16:20] ---
    Is that right?
[16:24] ---
    It's over there.
[16:28] ---
    What?! I-Is it okay to take it so easily? Huh?
[16:32] ---
    That's fine.
[16:37] ---
    I-I-It...
[16:41] ---
    It's empty!
[16:45] ---
    Oh? So that's where big nose was?
[16:50] ---
    You son of a bitch! You flashily deceived me!
[16:54] ---
    Yep.
[16:56] ---
    Buggy, was it? Look outside
    the window. On the ground are...
[17:04] ---
    Hey! Don't break the castle!
[17:06] ---
    Hey, big nose! We're not gonna let
    you have the jackpot, you bastard!
[17:10] ---
    Like I said, it's empty!
    I'm gonna beat you till you cry!
[17:14] ---
    Well, listen. On the ground
    are this town's residents
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    who have been looking forward
    to this rice cake tossing event.
[17:21] ---
    This event is held for them so that
    they can start the new year cheerfully.
[17:25] ---
    This is a gathering in which
    they try their luck, so to speak.
[17:28] ---
    It all depends on your luck
    whether you get a prize or not,
[17:31] ---
    but the chance of winning
    should be equal for everyone.
[17:34] ---
    So I can't give it to you alone now.
[17:40] ---
    If you want the prize, then go down there
[17:42] ---
    and wait with everyone for
    the rice cake tossing to start.
[17:48] ---
    Just as we'd expect from you, my lord.
    Splendid persuasion. I'm impressed.
[17:52] ---
    Yep.
[17:53] ---
    Say, my lord. Let's start it already.
[17:56] ---
    If we don't hurry up, Onami is gonna beat me.
[17:59] ---
    Hey! You're being rude! To think
    that you speak to our lord that way!
[18:05] ---
    I give up!
[18:07] ---
    I won't need such a small thing!
    How dare you mock me?!
[18:14] ---
    I found something better, my lord.
[18:17] ---
    Forget the 10 million Ryo-Berry jackpot!
[18:21] ---
    If I kill you, I'll have this
    entire country all to myself!
[18:24] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    I'm gonna blow you up flashily!
[18:26] ---
    Men! Prepare the Special Buggy Ball!
[18:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[18:32] ---
    I'll teach you a lesson for
    deceiving me! Be prepared!
[18:38] ---
    It's ready.
[18:44] ---
    There's no need for formality.
    Go ahead and fire now!
[19:05] ---
    --Rice cakes!
    --The rice cake tossing has started!
[19:12] ---
    Ah! You bastards!
[19:14] ---
    The one with the jackpot might've
    been among the ones we just tossed.
[19:17] ---
    Well, he said he didn't want it anymore.
[19:19] ---
    You bastards! It was a slip of the tongue!
[19:25] ---
    You're causing trouble!
    Time for you to go flying!
[19:30] ---
    Good job, guys!
[19:41] ---
    You guys got it, right?!
    Find the jackpot no matter what!
[19:46] ---
    Alrighty!
[19:56] ---
    This one-thousand-year-old famous
    Alabasta Castle now has three big holes
[20:01] ---
    in its castle tower. This is all because of...
[20:06] ---
    Hey, Straw Hat!
[20:07] ---
    Luffy-san has already gone
    down to pick up rice cakes.
[20:11] ---
    Yummy! Yummy!
[20:15] ---
    What's the matter, Igaram?
    Why don't you toss the rice cake, too?
[20:18] ---
    This is no time for that, my lord!
[20:20] ---
    The castle tower is the stronghold of the castle!
[20:22] ---
    Showing such a pitiful figure is unprecedented!
[20:25] ---
    This'll hurt the country's dignity, too!
[20:27] ---
    Where are you saying the damage is?
[20:30] ---
    Huh?!
[20:32] ---
    Look at them, Igaram.
    They all look like they're having fun.
[20:36] ---
    A country is its people.
[20:38] ---
    People's vitality is indeed the
    source of the country's dignity.
[20:42] ---
    The country wouldn't decline
    for a reason as small
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    as the appearance of the castle falling apart.
[20:47] ---
    Here you go!
[20:50] ---
    If people are full of energy,
    the country will become full of energy,
[20:54] ---
    and that will become our vitality, too.
[20:57] ---
    Although there was some trouble,
    everyone is rejoicing.
[21:01] ---
    That's all we ask, right?
[21:04] ---
    A country is its people.
[21:06] ---
    That certainly is true, right, Igaram?
[21:14] ---
    Indeed...
[21:16] ---
    But my lord, how will you come up
    with the repair cost for all this?
[21:21] ---
    Do as you see fit.
[21:24] ---
    Yes, sire.
[21:29] ---
    You're too avaricious, Boss.
[21:31] ---
    This isn't the one.
[21:33] ---
    Where's the jackpot?!
[21:36] ---
    Onami... I can't eat anymore.
[21:39] ---
    Thanks for waiting! I gathered more!
[21:41] ---
    No way!
[21:44] ---
    Come to think of it, Father,
    where's the one with the jackpot?
[21:48] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[21:51] ---
    --Oh, my...
    --I almost forgot.
[21:54] ---
    Let's see who'll get it.
[21:58] ---
    There!
[22:07] ---
    Whoa!
[22:10] ---
    I finally got a rice cake! Thank heavens!
[22:16] ---
    What's this? A rice cake with a seed?
[22:19] ---
    I can't eat something like this!
[22:23] ---
    Oh, boy...
[22:25] ---
    He sure doesn't have any interest in money.
[22:37] ---
    "Happy New Year"
[22:45] ---
    My strength... is ebbing away.
    What'd you do to me?!
[22:48] ---
    Can you figure out the mystery of my powers?
[22:51] ---
    I'll let you fully experience them now.
[22:54] ---
    Oh? You thought I'd stay
    on the floor without fighting?
[22:58] ---
    Just watch! You're mistaken if
    you think I'm just a cute beauty!
[23:02] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:03] ---
    "Bubble Master Kalifa!
    The Soap Trap Closes in on Nami"
[23:06] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!