E12 - Clash With the Black Cat Pirates! the Great Battle On the Slope!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger,
    the King of the Pirates,
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    attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before
    his death drove people to the seas.
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    My treasure?
    If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men head for the
    Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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    The world has truly
    entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever,
    I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it's not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard
    someone else's biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn't there!
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    We're going to gather up
    all our dreams
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    and set out in search
    of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and do you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    No!
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    It's not a lie!
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    Pirates really are going
    to come, aren't they?
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    Yeah. They're definitely gonna show up.
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    But everyone thinks it's a lie!
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    I love this village!
    I want to protect everyone!
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    Alright! We'll help you out!
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    These are Klahadore's
    pirates we're dealing with!
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    Of course I'm scared!
    What's wrong with that?!
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    We ain't laughing!
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    As if we'd risk our lives
    because of sympathy!
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    "Clash with the Black Cat Pirates!
    Great Battle on the Slope!"
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    Alright. They're going to attack
    from this shore at daybreak.
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    But the only route into
    the village is this one slope.
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    Everything else is cliff,
    making it tougher to come through.
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    In other words, if we can
    defend this slope to the death,
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    the village won't get attacked!
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    Oh! That's easy!
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    Talking about it is, but the
    rest depends on our strength!
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    What can you guys do?
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    --Cut.
    --Stretch.
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    --Steal.
    --I can hide.
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    You're gonna fight!
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    I'm just kidding! Geez!
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    Oh, Klahadore-san! Welcome back!
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    --How is she?
    --She's resting now.
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    She seemed quite exhausted...
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    But to think such a thing happened
    while I was at the next town over...
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    That Usopp lad certainly
    knows how to cause trouble.
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    Yes...
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    And of all things,
    he claimed you were a pirate...
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    Such a transparent lie!
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    Indeed.
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    What is this?
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    Oh, that seems to be a
    present from her to you.
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    It's your third year at this mansion,
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    so it's a sort of commemoration.
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    Commemoration...
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    Your current glasses seem to slip often,
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    so she custom-ordered those!
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    She's such a nice, thoughtful person!
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    A commemoration?
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    Indeed, tomorrow is a
    day to commemorate.
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    Eh?
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    It's a crescent moon tonight.
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    Huh?
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    Nights like this make my heart race,
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    and my blood stir...
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    K-Klahadore-san!
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    What are you doing to her present?!
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    Oh, I'll be accepting a present, all right.
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    But it won't be this--
    it'll be this entire mansion!
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    W-What are you saying?!
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    There is no more need
    to continue the act.
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    An accident is going to occur
    in a few hours, anyway...
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    It's truly been three long years!
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    Miss! Run away!
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    Captain Jango!
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    It's almost daybreak!
    Please wake up, Captain Jango!
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    --Good morning, Captain!
    --Good morning!
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    You idiots!
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    My policy is to say "good morning"
    with the morning sun!
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    --He seems to be in a bad mood.
    --He did just wake up...
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    Just look! The moon's still up,
    and it's the middle of the night!
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    How dare you shout loudly!
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    Our apologies, sir! We're sorry, sir!
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    Alright, then.
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    Good morning, fellows!
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    Good morning? That's the
    opposite of what he just said!
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    You idiot! He's in a better
    mood now, that's all!
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    Oh!
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    Quit bein' confusing!
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    Men!
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    Set sail!
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    Alright! Perfect!
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    Now they won't be able
    to climb up this slope,
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    thanks to all this oil
    we've laid out here!
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    We'll let 'em slip and
    slide on this slope,
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    then beat the crap out of
    'em while they flail about!
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    Oil, huh?
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    No matter what,
    we will protect this slope!
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    Conversely, let's just hope
    that none of us slip down there.
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    It'd be like diving right
    into an ant-lion pit.
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    I'm amazed you can
    think up stuff this cheeky!
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    But of course!
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    When it comes to
    cheekiness and slingshots,
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    I'm utterly confident!
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    It's almost daybreak.
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    They'll be coming.
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    We're here!
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    Alright, men! Go ashore!
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    Trash the village
    and head for the mansion!
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    Captain! There are
    two strange boats here!
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    What?!
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    Shall I check them out?
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    Leave 'em. They're not treasure ships.
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    Don't screw up our schedule!
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    Understood!
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    Get going, you guys!
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    Where are they?
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    The sky's all bright now.
    What's the deal?
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    Maybe they overslept or somethin'?
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    No.
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    They'll definitely show up. Lot's of 'em.
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    Say...
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    Maybe it's just my imagination,
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    but I hear, "Yaaah!"
    coming from somewhere...
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    Yeah, I definitely hear it!
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    N-Now that you mention it...
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    What?! What is it?!
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    There's a place just like
    this to the north, too!
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    You don't suppose...
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    You mean this is the wrong shore?!
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    This is where they had
    their secret meeting,
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    so I just assumed...
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    Hey! Let's hurry!
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    They're gonna get into the
    village! Where is this place?!
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    If you run straight north from here,
    you'll get there in three minutes!
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    The terrain there is
    almost exactly the same,
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    so we just need to
    stop them at the slope!
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    Don't worry! We'll do it somehow!
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    Oh, no!
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    The north shore is where our boats are!
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    They're gonna take the treasure!
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    I'll be there in 20 seconds!
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    Dammit! My brilliant Oil
    Strategy was all for nothing!
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    --My treasure...
    --Hey!
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    What're you doing?! Let's go!
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    Y-Yeah! We have to hurry--
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    Help! I'm falling!
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    --Let go, you moron!
    --Sorry!
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    Perfect!
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    Thanks, Zoro!
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    Sorry! The treasure's in danger!
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    Try to get back up somehow!
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    That girl's gonna pay!
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    I refuse to let them enter the village!
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    But Luffy sure runs fast!
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    I can't even see him anymore!
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    Straight north!
    Straight north! Straight north!
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    They're in big trouble
    if they touch my treasure!
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    There's someone at the top of the hill!
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    You!
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    My name is Captain Usopp!
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    I've been waiting for you all this time!
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    I-I'm completely ready to fight!
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    Turn back now, if you don't wanna die!
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    W-What the--? I'm the first one here?!
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    But he was running way ahead of me!
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    Dammit!
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    What do I do?! I can't climb up!
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    I'm in the village now! That's weird!
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    He said north, so I ran
    in a cold-ish direction!
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    You're that boy who
    overheard our plan.
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    What do you think you're doing?
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    I-I'm warning you!
    Turn back now while you still can!
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    Or else my 100 million crewmen will...
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    ...beat the crap out of you guys!
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    100 million?
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    Hey, now! That's even
    worse than a kid's lie!
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    What?! 100 million?! Wow!
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    He's obviously lying, Captain!
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    He's so naïve...
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    Yikes! They saw through it?!
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    He seriously thought
    he could fool us, too...
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    How dare you trick me!
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    Captain Jango! Shocking news!
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    --Really?! That's bad!
    --No! It's not bad!
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    We found treasure
    in those weird boats!
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    An incredible amount!
    Maybe 4, no, 5 million Berries!
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    What?!
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    F-Five million Berries?!
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    Why is there that much
    money in those guys' boats?
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    That's my treasure!
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    --But you can have it!
    --What?! You'll give us the treasure?!
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    That's right!
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    In exchange for that treasure,
    I ask that you turn back now!
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    Wha--?! You think you can
    buy us off with money?!
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    What a disgraceful guy!
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    You fool. We're pirates, you know.
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    We're obviously going
    to take this treasure!
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    It's not good enough of
    a reason for us to turn back.
[15:43] ---
    Y-You have a point...
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    Alright, then! On "one, two,
    Jango," you'll let us by!
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    It's that weapon from before!
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    One! Two!
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    Jan--
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    Quit saying stupid crap!
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    Oww!
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    W-Who's she?!
[16:08] ---
    Captain! This is no time to
    hypnotize yourself and let people by!
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    That boat's treasure is mine!
    I won't let you have a single Berry!
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    Hold on to it!
    I'll come take it back now!
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    That hurt!
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    Who said you could
    give them my treasure?!
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    What's wrong with just
    saying they can have it?!
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    What're you talking about?!
    After I just saved you!
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    --Huh?
    --I forgot to mention it,
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    but don't watch his ring
    all the way through!
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    He's a hypnotist!
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    H-Hypnosis?!
[16:41] ---
    So? Where's Luffy?
    He ran here first, right?
[16:45] ---
    Dunno! He either
    chickened out or got lost!
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    He got lost, then.
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    Geez! Just when we need him, too!
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    I'll take command here.
    Go kick their butts! I'll cover you!
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    Eh?! Hold on, why me?!
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    There's no way I can take on that
    huge army! I'm weak, you know!
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    Don't underestimate me
    just 'cause I'm a guy!
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    I'm so scared my legs are
    shaking like crazy! See?!
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    Big deal!
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    See, look! I'm so scared
    I have tears in my eyes!
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    Your eyes are bone dry!
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    If you're gonna lie,
    lie more realistically!
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    I don't need you to tell me that!
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    We don't have time to mess with them.
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    Crush 'em and head
    for the village, men!
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    H-Here they come!
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    Oh, yeah! I have caltrops!
[17:37] ---
    Oh! You do have some good stuff!
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    Gimme, gimme!
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    Take this!
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    Caltrop Hell!
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    Damn that Nami!
    She's gonna pay for this!
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    I made it!
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    W-Which way is the north shore?!
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    Straight north!
    Straight north! Straight north!
[18:32] ---
    Which way is north?!
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    Oww!
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    Yes! We got 'em!
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    Now! Special Attack: Lead Star!
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    Bastard!
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    Way to go! Keep it up, now!
[18:50] ---
    I'm gonna quit fighting for a bit.
[18:53] ---
    You haven't even fought yet!
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    What is it?!
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    There are caltrops behind us too...
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    You moron! You dropped 'em there!
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    Outta the damn way!
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    Do you seriously think you can stop us?
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    Let's go, guys! Captain Kuro is waiting!
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    W-What the--?!
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    Let go, you bastard! Let the hell go!
[19:33] ---
    Damn you! Take this! Take this!
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    I... can't...
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    ...let you get past this slope...
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    Because I only lied, like I always do...
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    So the village is going to have
    just another ordinary day...
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    So I absolutely won't let you pass!
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    Damn kid! Shut up!
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    Damn girl!
[20:05] ---
    Oww!
[20:08] ---
    Are you--?!
[20:10] ---
    That's enough now!
[20:15] ---
    Hey, you guys!
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    Quit bothering with them
    and get going already!
[20:20] ---
    Have you forgotten that
    this is Captain Kuro's plan?!
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    If anything happens
    to throw his plan off,
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    he'll kill every one of us!
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    Do you understand that,
    you dumbasses?!
[20:31] ---
    --H-Hey, now...
    --Yeah, hurry to the village!
[20:38] ---
    S-Stop...
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    Dammit...
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    Stop!
[20:44] ---
    Stop... Don't go to the village!
[20:46] ---
    Shut up!
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    Stop! Please!
    Please don't kill everyone!
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    I love this village! I want to protect it!
[21:22] ---
    W-What is this, Captain Jango?!
[21:24] ---
    Nobody mentioned guys
    like them were in the village!
[21:28] ---
    About time...
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    What were those
    unchallenging guys just now?!
[21:36] ---
    Don't look at me!
    I'm not satisfied, though!
[21:39] ---
    Nami! How dare you
    kick me down there!
[21:43] ---
    Usopp, you jerk!
[21:44] ---
    You didn't say which way was north!
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    Who're they?
[21:57] ---
    They're late...
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    They all know full well what happens...
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    ...to those who upset my plans...
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    They think they can
    take their sweet time...
[22:16] ---
    If they've already forgotten that fact...
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    ...then I'll slaughter them all!
[22:44] ---
    It is Klahadore from the mansion!
[22:47] ---
    Why is he walking toward the shore,
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    this early in the morning?!
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    When I was little, I had
    a vision of a treasure map
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    and I always searched
    for that miraculous place
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    before someone else could
    beat me to it
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    If the world is going to change
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    before I can even attain my dream
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    then take me to the time
    when I knew nothing
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    so that my memories won't fade
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    --Is this the place?!
    --Damn you, Nami!
[24:12] ---
    How dare you leave me down there?!
[24:14] ---
    Crap! Zoro's really mad!
[24:16] ---
    Get ready to pay, Nami!
[24:18] ---
    I know! Get sleepy at the
    count of "one, two, Jango"!
[24:20] ---
    You wish!
[24:22] ---
    Hey, Luffy! Quit sleeping, you!
[24:24] ---
    --Look at that guy's hand!
    --Don't avoid the issue!
[24:26] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[24:28] ---
    "The Terrifying Duo!
    Meowban Brothers vs. Zoro"
[24:31] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!