E66 - All-out Battle! Luffy Vs. Zoro, Mysterious Grand Duel!

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    Inherited will...
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    The tide of the times...
    People's dreams...
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    These things cannot be stopped.
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    As long as people seek
    the answer of freedom,
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    these things will never cease to be!
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    I only believe in the future--
    I don't care if anyone laughs
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    That racing passion makes you shine
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    It's too bright, but I want to gaze at it
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    I sense "aesthetics" somewhere
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    I'm really, really stuck on you
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    I follow, follow in the footsteps
    of a dream that resembles no one
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    Until I dramatically get it
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    Believe In Wonderland!
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    I'm going to catch, catch the shape
    of a dream no one can see
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    I'm going to go with you,
    so passionate feelings
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    I don't really need
    everything to add up
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    Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,
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    run for paradise instead
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    Believe In Wonderland!
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    I can't fall in a place like this.
    I've got an important mission...
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    How pitiful...
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    ...losing against just one swordsman...
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    Mr. 5! Miss Valentine!
    Why are you here?!
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    You really have no idea?
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    There're criminals here that
    are big enough for the boss
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    to send us here to deal with.
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    These're the boss' words:
    "They've found out my secrets."
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    Of course, I don't even know what
    kind of secrets they are, but...
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    So, when we very carefully
    investigated who learned his secrets...
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    Oh boy, we found out that a VIP
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    from a certain kingdom
    sneaked into Baroque Works.
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    They know! It's all over!
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    Die! Igarappappa!
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    I won't let you lay
    a finger on our princess!
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    On my name as Squad Captain
    of Alabasta Kingdom Security!
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    Igaram!
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    Igaram, Squad Captain
    of Alabasta Kingdom Security!
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    And Princess Nefertari Vivi!
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    In the name of the Baroque Works'
    boss, we'll eliminate you two.
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    "All-Out Battle! Luffy vs. Zoro,
    Mysterious Grand Duel!"
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    Damn...
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    And I left Luffy down there, too.
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    Quickly, Vivi-sama! Please escape!
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    Igaram!
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    --Igaram!
    --It's no use!
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    You monsters!
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    You're a princess, Miss Wednesday?!
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    Quit being dumb, Mr. 9!
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    This is one screwed-up night!
    You guys can do whatever you want!
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    V-Vivi-sama...
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    Igaram! Are you all right?!
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    Vivi-sama! Never mind me!
    Just please... escape from here!
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    For our motherland...
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    Without you, our kingdom
    of Alabasta will be...
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    Please! Hurry!
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    You think you can escape from us?
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    Don't mess with me!
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    I'm having a hard time
    swallowing what's going on here,
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    but we've been a pair for a long time.
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    I'll buy you some time!
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    Get going, Miss Wednesday!
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    Mr. 9!
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    Pretty manly, wouldn't you say?
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    Bye-bye, baby!
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    --Hot-blooded Bat...
    --Mr. 9!
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    All we need is the will to
    accomplish our missions.
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    A pathetic sense of camaraderie
    will only bring about death.
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    Time to learn that the
    hard way! Nose Fancy...
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    ...of Guts!
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    ...Cannon!
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    Mr. 9!
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    Whoa, now! That's some
    dangerous snot he's got!
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    What the hell?!
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    Sir Swordsman!
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    Upon seeing your skill, I have a request,
    unreasonable as it may be!
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    Yeah, right! Screw that! Let go of me!
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    As both of those people possess
    Devil Fruit powers, I can't stop them!
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    Might I ask you to protect
    the princess in my place?!
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    Please!
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    Huh?!
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    Karoo! Run!
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    There she goes.
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    She can't get away from us.
    Let's get her, Miss Valentine!
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    Right, Mr. 5!
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    If you can safely deliver the princess
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    to the great kingdom of
    Alabasta far east of here...
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    ...I promise that you
    will be rewarded immensely!
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    I humbly beg of you!
    Please, keep the princess safe!
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    Screw that! You were trying to
    kill us until just a minute ago!
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    Don't make me cut you some more!
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    Is this "immense reward" for real?
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    I'll take up that offer!
    How does one billion Berries sound?
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    Nami!
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    O-One billion Be--?!
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    Ma-ma-ma...
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    I thought you were asleep?
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    Come on, now.
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    Who in their right mind
    would sleep carelessly
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    in an overly suspicious town
    that welcomes pirates?
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    It was all an act! A-C-T, act!
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    I could keep on going if I wanted!
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    That so?
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    Ma-ma-ma...
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    So, will you promise us the
    one billion, Squad Captain?
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    If you don't ask for our help,
    your princess probably will die...
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    A mere soldier like me can't
    promise such large sums of money...
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    You're not suggesting a princess
    is worth less than that, are you?
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    Pay it.
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    Now she's threatening him!
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    In that case, if you're willing to
    safely deliver the princess there,
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    it would be best if you negotiate
    the terms with her directly!
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    Meaning I gotta start by saving her, huh?
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    Even as we speak, her life is in danger!
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    Alright, then.
    I'll save your princess for now.
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    Okay! Go get her, Zoro!
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    Yeah, right, you idiot!
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    Why do I have to go along
    with your money-making schemes?!
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    Geez, you're so stupid!
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    My money is mine, but my
    contracts belong to all of you!
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    That's the kind of logic a bully would use!
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    What's the big deal?! All you
    gotta do is cut those guys down!
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    I don't like bein' used,
    unlike that idiot cook!
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    You're just afraid you can't beat them!
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    What?! Just try saying that some more!
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    --You're just afraid you can't beat them!
    --Bathroom.
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    Quit repeating that crap!
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    Hey, now. Have you forgotten?
    You owe me money.
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    Huh?! I don't owe you nothin'.
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    I lent you 100,000 Berries
    for some swords in Loguetown.
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    I gave you the 100,000 right back!
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    Someone gave me some swords,
    so I didn't use the money!
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    But you did agree to pay me back 300%--
    300,000 Berries total.
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    There's something I wanna buy.
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    Sure, I can lend you money!
    If you pay me back 300%!
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    You haven't paid back the
    other 200,000 Berries yet.
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    I gave you the 100,000 Berries
    back the same day! Gimme a break!
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    Nope!
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    Can't you keep even a single promise?
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    Do what I say,
    and maybe I'll call us even!
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    D-Dammit! You're not gonna
    die a good death, you know!
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    Yeah. I'm going to Hell.
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    --Damn woman!
    --Thanks a bunch!
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    I'm so ashamed...
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    If only I'd been stronger,
    I could have protected the princess!
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    Don't worry about it!
    He's insanely strong!
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    If anything should happen to
    the princess-- to Vivi-sama...
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    ...the kingdom of Alabasta
    would be finished...
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    She must live!
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    Run! Run, Karoo!
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    There's a ship docked
    behind the cactus rocks!
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    We're going to use it
    to escape from this island!
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    And then we'll go to Alabasta!
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    Much better! Now for more sleep!
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    What in the world?!
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    Hurry, Karoo!
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    Karoo! Stop!
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    Mr. 5...
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    They've found us! Karoo!
    This way! Hurry!
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    Such pointless struggling.
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    Miss Monday!
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    Go on. You can get to
    the ships through here.
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    --I'll hold them off here!
    --But...
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    Thanks to that
    freakishly strong swordsman,
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    we're all going to get punished
    for failing our mission anyway.
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    Plus I'd much rather get my
    butt kicked shielding a friend.
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    C'mon, what're you standing around for?!
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    If you get killed, Mr. 8 and Mr. 9's
    sacrifices will be for nothing!
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    Get going!
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    Thank you.
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    First Mr. 9, and now you...
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    ...Miss Monday?
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    I won't let you pass.
    I bet my pride on it!
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    You're so funny!
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    You're a disgrace...
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    ...to Baroque Works!
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    Miss Monday...
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    Miss Monday...
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    I'm a "bomb man" -- I can
    make my entire body explode.
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    Thanks to this Bomb-Bomb Fruit power,
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    there is no mission I haven't completed!
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    Using my Kilo-Kilo Fruit power,
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    I'll bury that backstabbing
    Miss Monday into the ground!
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    I'm able to change
    my body weight at will!
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    Right now I'm light enough
    to be lifted by the wind!
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    But now it's time to get heavy!
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    2 kilograms... 3 kilograms...
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    5 kilograms... 10 kilograms... 100 kilograms...
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    1000 kilograms!
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    10,000 Kilogram Press!
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    Well? Do you still think
    you could survive that?
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    There is no possible escape from us.
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    I will survive... I will return...
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    I will return to Alabasta alive!
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    Take this! Nose Fancy...
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    ...Cannon!
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    Mr. Bushido!
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    T-The street!
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    Who's he?
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    I cut his booger!
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    Damn you! You never give up!
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    Now, of all times!
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    Don't get hasty. I'm here to rescue you.
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    Eh? Me?
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    Say...
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    What is Baroque Works, anyway?
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    A secret crime syndicate.
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    None of its members knows
    their boss' face or name.
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    Its main work is espionage, assassination,
    larceny, and bounty-hunting.
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    It's all done at their boss' command.
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    Why would they listen to their boss,
    whose identity they don't know?
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    Baroque Works' ultimate objective
    is the founding of an ideal nation!
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    Everyone who does well
    within the company now
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    will be guaranteed a high social
    standing within the ideal nation
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    that the boss will be
    creating before long.
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    I see...
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    The boss's codename is Mr. 0.
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    In other words, the closer a
    person's codename is to zero,
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    the higher that person's
    future standing will be...
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    ...and more than anything,
    the stronger they are!
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    The strength of those from Mr. 5
    and above is especially incredible.
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    So you're the swordsman who cut down
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    all of the lowly employees in this town.
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    Why would you want to protect
    the princess of Alabasta?
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    I got some circumstances
    of my own, you see...
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    Well, no matter. You're our enemy,
    one way or the other.
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    You're in our way.
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    Yeah! He is!
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    There you are!
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    Zoro!
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    Now what?!
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    Luffy! Thanks, but I don't need any help!
[15:46] ---
    Or does that wench got you in debt, too?
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    I'm gonna make you pay
    for what you did! Let's fight!
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    Huh?!
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    What nonsense are you
    spewing this time?!
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    Shut up! I'm gonna kick your ass
    for being such an ingrate!
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    Ingrate?!
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    That's right!
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    Hey! What happened?!
    Who did this to you?!
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    Your green-haired swordsman friend...
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    What?!
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    Everyone in town welcomed us
    and gave us lots of yummy food!
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    But you cut down every last one of them!
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    Well, yeah, but...
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    You will pay for this!
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    W-What a dull-headed person!
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    Internal strife, huh? Talk about lame.
[16:45] ---
    Let's just get rid of everyone
    who interferes with our mission!
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    Hold on, Luffy.
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    Listen to me.
    They were actually bounty-hunt--
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    Don't make excuses!
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    What?!
[17:01] ---
    Are you trying to kill me?!
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    Yeah! Die!
[17:05] ---
    Dammit! Listen to me!
[17:09] ---
    Hey!
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    That idiot!
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    He's serious!
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    Mr. 5.
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    It doesn't seem like
    they're here to stop us.
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    It would seem not.
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    Then let's accomplish our mission quickly.
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    Our mission to eliminate Princess
    Vivi of the Kingdom of Alabasta.
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    --Why, you! Quit running away!
    --H-Hold on, Luffy! Hear me out!
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    Let's do it, Miss Valentine!
[17:37] ---
    Yes, Mr. 5!
[17:39] ---
    Quit screwing around, dammit!
[17:49] ---
    That dumbass!
[17:58] ---
    Now you guys've really gotten in our way!
[18:02] ---
    Ugh! What the heck's going on?!
[18:05] ---
    If you two wanna kill
    each other that badly,
[18:08] ---
    then we'll kill you both
    ourselves while we're at it!
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    'Kay?
[18:20] ---
    Now I'm really annoyed!
[18:22] ---
    Time to die at the hands
    of my Kilo-Kilo Fruit power!
[18:26] ---
    Get ready! As I ride this explosive blast,
    I weigh only 1 kilogram!
[18:32] ---
    Mr. Bushido! You have to dodge! She's...!
[18:34] ---
    Shut up!
[18:37] ---
    This isn't the time for that right now!
[18:43] ---
    That was a good workout!
    Finally managed to digest that food!
[18:46] ---
    M-Mr. 5?! No way!
[18:49] ---
    He took out a Baroque
    Works officer agent?!
[18:54] ---
    Now I can fight for reals.
[18:57] ---
    --Hold on, Luffy.
    --Here I come!
[18:58] ---
    --Calm down and hear me out.
    --Here I come!
[18:59] ---
    --Calm down and hear me out.
    --I can change to 10,000 kilograms!
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    --Everyone in town was a bounty hunter.
    --I can change to 10,000 kilograms!
[19:03] ---
    --Our enemy, in other words.
    --I can change to 10,000 kilograms!
[19:06] ---
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[19:10] ---
    Liar! Enemies wouldn't
    give us food to eat!
[19:14] ---
    Take this! 10,000 Kilogram Press!
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    Luffy.
[19:23] ---
    Looks like trying to talk
    sense into you is pointless.
[19:29] ---
    You dumb dimwit!
[19:31] ---
    In that case, I'm gonna fight to kill, too!
[19:33] ---
    Don't regret it when you die!
[19:35] ---
    Sounds great to me!
[19:37] ---
    Hold on! What's going on?!
[19:40] ---
    Weren't these two people friends?!
[19:43] ---
    Gum-Gum...
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    Oni...
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    --...Bazooka!
    --...Giri!
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    This is the perfect chance
    to see which is stronger,
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    brute force or swordsmanship!
[20:08] ---
    Yeah! Let's find out once and for all!
[20:12] ---
    Tatsu-Maki!
[20:16] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[20:18] ---
    ...Pistol!
[20:42] ---
    What now?
[20:43] ---
    I want to escape, but will we be
    all right if we pass through here?
[21:14] ---
    Damn it!
[21:17] ---
    The title of Baroque Works
    Officer Agent will be shamed
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    if we let these guys make fools of us!
[21:23] ---
    Mr. 5! Let's show them how
    truly terrifying we can be!
[21:28] ---
    Let's do it, Miss Valentine!
[21:30] ---
    Yes, Mr. 5!
[21:32] ---
    Don't mock us!
    We're Baroque Works Officer Agents!
[21:38] ---
    Quit being so damn annoying!
[21:42] ---
    You're interfering...
[21:45] ---
    ...with our fight!
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    You've got me!
[21:58] ---
    Ah, gentle song
[22:02] ---
    Make it there for us
[22:09] ---
    After a wave washed away
    that little sand castle
[22:17] ---
    You looked up at the passing
    clouds with a sad smile
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    If you find the world is full of enemies,
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    I've got your back
[22:36] ---
    Don't lose faith
[22:44] ---
    You've got me!
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    Ah, my love
[22:52] ---
    I'll hold you in my arms forever
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    You've got me!
[23:10] ---
    Who decided she's coming with us?!
[23:12] ---
    Now we'll have lots
    more people after us!
[23:14] ---
    --I'm so excited!
    --We're lucky!
[23:16] ---
    It feels like we've hit the big time now!
[23:18] ---
    Do you guys even understand?!
    We're in big trouble!
[23:20] ---
    Oh, come on. We've already
    decided to take Vivi with us!
[23:22] ---
    You will compensate me in full,
    just so you know!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Deliver Princess Vivi!
    The Luffy Pirates Set Sail"
[23:30] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
[23:32] ---