E290 - Uncontrollable! Chopper's Forbidden Rumble!

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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    ONE PIECE!
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    Compasses only cause delays
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    Delirious with fever, I take the helm
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    If the dusty treasure map has
    been verified, it’s not a legend!
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    When it comes to personal storms,
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    simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm
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    and pretend it isn’t there!
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    We’re going to gather up all our dreams
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    and set out in search of something to find
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    A coin in my pocket,
    and you wanna be my friend?
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    We are, We are on the cruise!
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    We are!
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
[02:13] ---
    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
[02:16] ---
    The words he uttered just before his death
[02:19] ---
    drove people around the world to the seas.
[02:23] ---
    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
[02:27] ---
    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    Now, what're you gonna do?
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    Take me to the shore already
    so that I can knock you out!
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    You don't have to tell me!
    I'll shut you up right here, right now!
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    Super Cartwheel, Iron Ball!
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    I'll slam you into the corner of
    the tower using this momentum!
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    I see. It indeed looks like
    I'll get smashed into pieces.
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    Franky Centaur!
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    --Chapa!
    --I've got both your legs!
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    Now you can't move around at will in the air!
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    So what?! Even if you do that,
    you can't stop this momentum!
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    That's not totally true.
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    70 mm 0.2 Cola Cannon!
    A bit of Coup de Vent!
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    Ahh! The momentum has died down!
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    The rotation stopped! Damn you!
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    But this is enough!
    We're already above the shore!
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    Now, take this!
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    70 mm 1.5 Max Cola Power!
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    Coup de...
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    What're you doing?!
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    Give up already, you bastard!
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    Coup de...
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    ...Vent!
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    Super!
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    Yoyoi!
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    That voice... Don't tell me
    he broke the fridge door...
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    I... I... I... I...
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    I... I... I... I... I...
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    I had a feast!
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    He got a little fatter!
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    Just how much stuff in that fridge did you eat?!
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    --Hm?
    --That's...
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    Snap!
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    Listen, Sogeking. Don't lose your posture.
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    You are a sword!
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    Someone get me a lawyer! I'll sue you for sure!
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    Suit yourself.
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    I'm gonna try this out first, okay?
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    What? What?
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    Ahh! This is a dream! This is a dream!
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    Morning, come already!
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    Those guys sure do some weird stuff.
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    This is interesting!
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    Oni...
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    Hey! Wait! Hey! Are you really gonna do it?!
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    You're the demon here!
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    ...Giri!
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    Ow, ow, ow... Stars are coming out of my eyes.
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    Just don't move!
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    Tiger....
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    Huh? Tiger? Tiger?
    I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
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    Dammit!
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    That hit me good. Stars are
    coming out of my nose, too.
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    I said don't move!
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    Don't be unreasonable!
    Are you trying to kill me?!
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    Are they idiots?
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    Are they going to fight us seriously?
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    After all, it seems like we have no
    choice but to play rock-paper-scissors.
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    And I'll cut off the hand of the loser.
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    Wait! Like I said, don't you
    have any better ideas?!
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    No, I don't.
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    You don't have to be so blunt!
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    This is no time for stupid arguments.
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    Just give it up, nose.
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    "Just give it up, nose"?
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    Chopper! Please hurry up!
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    "Uncontrollable! Chopper's Forbidden Rumble"
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    Yoyoi!
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    Yoyoi!
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    I've never seen anyone with
    so little self-discipline as him.
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    To think that he gained weight in the
    few minutes I took my eyes off of him...
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    You don't... need to be...
    need to be... need to be...
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    I'm not concerned! Just speak normally!
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    That's "need to be concerned," right?!
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    Well...
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    Thank you!
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    That's exactly what I was... I was... I was...
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    I got it, so you can cut that out!
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    Anyway, there's no need
    to be concerned, then?
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    Come back here!
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    I was... I was... That's right!
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    As for why...
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    ...just look! Life Return!
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    Wh-What the heck?!
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    Digest!
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    Absorb!
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    Now, I'm back to normal!
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    Ahhh! What?! What are you?!
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    What did you just do?!
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    Do it again.
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    If you wish...
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    Life Return!
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    Digest!
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    Absorb!
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    Amazing! One more time!
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    O-One more time?
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    Life Return!
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    Digest!
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    Absorb!
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    You're amazing! How does that work?!
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    Glad you asked!
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    A thousand years at sea, and a
    thousand years in the mountains...
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    Breathing in the wind and drinking dewdrops,
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    I trained myself, living as a hermit!
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    After all that, I've... I've... I've...
    I've acquired this "Life Return"!
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    Essentially, if you extend
    your consciousness everywhere,
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    from your hair to your internal organs,
    toes, even the tip of your downy hair,
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    there's no part of your body
    that you can't manipulate.
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    Extending your consciousness
    even to the tip of your hair?
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    I've read about that kind
    of ability in a book before.
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    It's called something like biofeedback...
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    Then your hair moves around like
    an octopus because of that ability?!
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    Yoyoyoi! An octopus?! How terribly rude!
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    Call me... a valiant...
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    ...lion... will... will you?!
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    Why does it matter which one?
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    Life Return!
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    Hair Bind!
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    Yoyoi!
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    Yoyoyoi!
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    Dammit!
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    If I get caught by that, it'll be all over for me!
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    Shave!
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    Where did he go?!
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    Finger Pistol! Q!
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    When that stick doesn't
    even have a pointed tip...
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    Q! Q! Q!
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    Heavy Gong!
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    Iron Body!
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    Yoi!
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    Ow, ow, ow...
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    What's the matter?!
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    Dammit!
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    As I thought, he won't budge unless
    I attack with Arm Point or Horn Point.
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    But rumble balls are potent drugs.
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    One in six hours is a proper dosage.
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    If I take more than that,
    it'll be a huge strain on my body.
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    On top of that... the second one will
    alter the transformation wavelength,
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    and so it'll be hard to
    control my transformations.
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    With the third one, I'll lose consciousness
    and hardly be able to fight.
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    What do I do? I can take just
    one more and get strengthened.
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    I'll roast you on a skewer!
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    Shishi Kabob!
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    Yoi! Yoi!
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    Yoi!
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    If I don't do anything, I'm just wasting time!
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    Rumble!
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    This is high-risk, but it'll give me a chance!
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    --Yoyoi!
    --This is all or nothing!
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    I'll somehow settle this within three minutes!
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    Take this! Horn Point!
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    --What?!
    --Yoyoi!
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    Wrong one!
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    Ow, ow, ow...!
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    Kabob!
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    Jumping Point!
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    Ah! Wrong one!
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    Yoyoi! Yoyoi!
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    As I was afraid, I can't control
    my transformations. Dammit!
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    If only I could somehow use Arm Point,
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    I could give him a cloven
    attack with all my might!
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    This room is dangerous with the fire spreading.
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    This is no time for me to be stuck
    with a guy with no key on him!
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    I'd better hurry up and get the #2 key...
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    ...and free Zoro and Sogeking!
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    Or we can't rescue Robin!
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    That's right... Robin...
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    That's right! I'm...
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    I'm...
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    I'm fighting in order to save our friend!
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    What a tough animal!
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    Life Return!
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    His hair changed into the shape of hands!
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    I have to do it! I can't be
    defeated in a place like this!
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    I'm their only hope!
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    Shishi Finger Pistol!
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    Yoyoi!
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    Showing mercy is never... part of a lion's fury!
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    Ouch...
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    Taking the second rumble ball is like gambling.
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    There are seven transformations in total.
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    In other words, the probability of
    getting Arm Point is one in seven.
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    If I could get it, I could hammer
    my strongest attack into him.
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    That's my only chance!
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    Arm Point!
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    Shishi Kabob!
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    For my friends... Arm Point!
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    Yoyoi!
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    Arm Point!
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    Yoyoi!
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    Wrong one!
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    Wrong one! Why doesn't it come out?!
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    My body is at the end of its rope.
    I somehow have to get Arm Point out!
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    Yoyoi!
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    Hm?
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    --Yoyoi!
    --Whoa!
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    It's out! I didn't notice it!
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    Be prepared!
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    I'll put everything I have
    into this... into this attack!
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    Cloven...
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    Shishi Finger Pistol!
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    If I back off now, I won't get another chance!
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    Cloven...
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    Iron Body! Strength!
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    ...Roseo Metel!
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    Go down!
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    That was my best attack!
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    Ahh...
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    Ahh... Splendid...!
[17:29] ---
    It was indeed a beautiful blizzard of...
    cherry blossom petals.
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    I can't...
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    I can't...
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    Did I do it?
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    I can't bear it anymore!
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    I will give you hell! Yoyoyoi yoi!
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    Tempest Kick! Lotus!
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    This is it... I no longer have
    energy left to fight back.
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    Chopper!
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    Chopper, what in the world did you do?
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    I don't remember.
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    "I don't remember" doesn't cut it.
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    It was good that no one died, at least.
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    Even while you were sleeping,
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    the entire country was making
    a big fuss about that night.
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    How are we going to settle that?
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    So I did something that terrible?
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    You almost destroyed an entire village.
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    It's fine that you love experiments,
    just like your old man did,
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    but for something like that, you have
    to do it only after thorough planning.
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    Thorough planning...
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    You were not doing it for
    fun at all. I know that much.
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    But that's exactly why you
    need to be even more careful.
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    Doctors are always
    entrusted with people's lives.
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    Small mistakes can become irreversible.
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    We're always walking on
    the edge of a cliff like that.
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    If you can't even imagine what kind of result
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    careless actions can cause, then you
    should give up on becoming a doctor.
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    Seriously, you inherited
    everything from that quack,
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    including his predisposition for causing a fuss.
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    The world always has its
    troublesome seeds, huh?
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    I'm sorry, Doctorine.
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    I won't do it again.
[20:08] ---
    I'll never do it again,
    so please don't kick me out.
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    You're such a fool. Hurry up and get better.
[20:17] ---
    Or I can't even go out shopping.
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    Life Return!
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    Hair Bind!
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    Don't cry. Don't cry.
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    If you do, it'll be a disgrace to your manhood.
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    He's gonna kill me...
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    This isn't an evening in a mountain
    village where you can hear the cicadas.
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    This is a journey to hell
    that you knew could come.
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    The leaves I broke off of a willow tree
    branch to give to you as a parting gift,
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    hoping for your return someday,
    are colored crimson!
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    Take it! Now, now, now, now!
[21:06] ---
    Crimson... Song of Willow!
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    I'm gonna die...
[21:18] ---
    Robin... That's right. I can't give up!
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    He slipped away from my Hair Bind!
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    Rumble...
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    I'm sorry, Doctorine.
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    Just like Doctor put his life on the
    line in order to save the country...
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    ...I want to put my life on the
    line in order to save my friend.
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    If I'm gonna die anyway, I'll do it!
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    Just please, nobody come into this room.
[21:58] ---
    I used three Rumble Balls.
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    Then I lost consciousness and after that...
[22:06] ---
    You could say that your Devil Fruit
    powers went out of control.
[22:10] ---
    Don't ever go down that path, okay?
[22:15] ---
    It's an excessive power that destroys
    foes, friends, and even your own body.
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    What you turned into was just like a real...
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    ...monster.
[22:42] ---
    Boss! Big news! Big news! Big news!
[22:43] ---
    Oh, what's the big news today, Usopp?
[22:46] ---
    We're going to appear again after a long while!
[22:49] ---
    And that Buggy guy and his men will go
    wild noisily, messily, tiredly, disorderly...
[22:53] ---
    Now, now, now... Why don't you
    eat and calm yourself down? Here.
[22:56] ---
    Okay. Ahh! Anyway, this is big news, Boss!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:01] ---
    "Boss Luffy Returns! Is it a Dream
    or Reality? Lottery Ruckus!"
[23:06] ---
    I'm gonna be a policeman!!