E213 - Round 3! the Round-and-Round Roller Race!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[00:23] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
[00:30] ---
    let's grab hold of our wishes
[00:41] ---
    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
[00:48] ---
    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
[01:24] ---
    It's all right! Now let's move forward
[01:28] ---
    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    Armée de l'Air Power Shoot!
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    Go!
[02:23] ---
    Goal!
[02:25] ---
    Goal! Goal!
[02:29] ---
    Team Straw Hat is victorious!
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    Shelly!
[02:46] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[02:47] ---
    Captain Monkey D. Luffy has
    chosen Shelly, Tonjit's former horse!
[02:52] ---
    What in the world is he thinking?!
[02:59] ---
    Old stilts guy. I took Shelly
    back from those guys.
[03:03] ---
    You guys...
[03:05] ---
    Now you can always be together.
[03:07] ---
    I truly appreciate this. Thank you.
[03:11] ---
    Well, that explains that.
[03:13] ---
    Guess it couldn't be helped this time!
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    That's a good girl!
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    Chopper!
[03:24] ---
    Got a problem with that?
[03:27] ---
    Nope!
[03:30] ---
    Chopper...
[03:31] ---
    Leave it to me! It'll be just fine!
[03:34] ---
    Yeah, sure. Uh-huh.
[03:37] ---
    I wonder what the next game will be.
[03:40] ---
    Let's get started!
[03:43] ---
    We will win Chopper back!
SIGN    "Round 3!
    The Round-and-Round Roller Race!"
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    Don't worry, Shelly. I'm sure it'll be all right.
[04:03] ---
    Let's have faith in them.
SIGN    "Delectable oden"
[04:07] ---
    Two daikon sticks and two
    mochi tofu pouches, please.
[04:10] ---
    You got it!
[04:11] ---
    --Bring Support Pillar #6!
    --Hurry it up!
[04:15] ---
    Hey, where'd you put my wood plane?!
[04:21] ---
    This next game sounds fun.
SIGN    "Foxy Life!"
[04:24] ---
    Fun? How can you say that, Robin?
[04:27] ---
    Put yourself in Chopper's shoes. Poor guy...
[04:30] ---
    That's a good point. I apologize.
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    It's no big deal...
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    ...compared to these carefree dimwits!
[04:41] ---
    Oh, ladies!
[04:44] ---
    --You're both so lovely!
    --Oh! Are you ready?
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    What are you eating, Luffy?
[04:50] ---
    A Long Kiwi!
[04:51] ---
    That old hooorse guy gave
    it to me! It's pretty good!
[04:58] ---
    --You can't have it.
    --I don't want it!
[05:00] ---
    Mellorine!
[05:01] ---
    It's time for Round #3,
    the "Run Roller Round" roller skating race!
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    It's a head-to-head race on an outdoor track!
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    Once again, the rules are simple!
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    First, each team's scorer will start
    skating at the sound of the first whistle,
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    and team defenders will follow suit after
    the second whistle 20 seconds later.
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    Defenders can hinder the opposing
    team or root for their own!
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    Anything goes!
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    After five minutes are up, the team
    whose scorer is in the lead wins!
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    Naturally, being even a single step
    ahead means victory in that round!
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    Incidentally, yours truly will
    be doing the play-by-play
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    from a special seat by the starting line!
[05:47] ---
    All right! It's time for
    both teams to come on out!
[05:52] ---
    Okay, guys. We have to
    get Chopper back this time.
[05:57] ---
    Let's do it!
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    Yeah!
[06:00] ---
    Oh! The Straw Hat Dangers
    come out with a war cry!
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    And lying in wait are the
    indomitable Foxy Devils!
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    First is the team's playmaker, Porche-chan!
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    Next is the speedy Chiqicheetah
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    and Masshikaku, the defense's linchpin!
[06:25] ---
    Then there's the fishmen Jube and Girarin!
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    Oh, and last but not least!
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    Our own Foxy is the head coach,
    with Hamburg as manager!
[06:34] ---
    A truly powerful lineup, indeed!
[06:48] ---
    H-Huh?!
[06:49] ---
    Oh, my! Chiqicheetah is clashing
    even before the starting whistle?!
[06:55] ---
    What's with this guy?! He's creepin' me out...
[07:01] ---
    He's indeed a quick runner,
    but he's also sensitive to smells!
[07:05] ---
    You ate something pungent, didn't you?!
[07:08] ---
    Ha! You didn't eat that old guy's
    rotten hunk of milk, did ya?
[07:13] ---
    Oh, is that why?
[07:15] ---
    You did eat it?!
[07:19] ---
    M-Man, you're rude!
[07:21] ---
    Shoo! Shoo!
[07:26] ---
    Looks like nothing happened...
[07:29] ---
    Allow me to continue explaining the rules!
[07:33] ---
    Each team has a coach and a manager!
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    Neither is allowed to directly
    participate in the game!
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    Be aware that a person
    can only be a scorer once!
[07:45] ---
    Oh, but there are only four
    Straw Hats who can serve as scorers!
[07:50] ---
    They're one man short!
[07:52] ---
    What will come of this?!
[07:54] ---
    All right! I'll let one of you
    participate twice, since I'm a nice guy!
[08:00] ---
    Pride permitting, of course!
[08:04] ---
    I can't stand his tone!
[08:06] ---
    You're so generous, Boss!
[08:08] ---
    Your kindness seriously moves me to tears!
[08:11] ---
    You're a real man!
[08:13] ---
    Oh, you guys!
[08:15] ---
    You're too much!
[08:17] ---
    He's actually taking that
    lame flattery seriously!
[08:20] ---
    Man, Split-Head sure is dumb.
[08:22] ---
    It's like watching a lame play.
[08:25] ---
    Oh, Boss! Come back!
[08:29] ---
    But maybe we should take him
    up on his offer! You know?
[08:33] ---
    Well, as much as I hate to
    admit it, it is our only option...
[08:37] ---
    It's for Chopper's sake. This is
    no time to get hung up on pride.
[08:44] ---
    Thanks!
[08:45] ---
    A match is a match, though! We won't lose!
[08:49] ---
    You're too soft-hearted.
[08:51] ---
    Wanna know why I would make
    an offer that benefits you?
[08:55] ---
    It's because...
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    ...we're the best--!
[08:58] ---
    All right! Let's win Chopper back!
[09:01] ---
    Yeah!
[09:03] ---
    Boss!
[09:04] ---
    Both captains have agreed
    to the rule amendment!
[09:09] ---
    Straw Hat Dangers, please
    select a scorer for each round!
[09:14] ---
    With five rounds, the odd-numbered
    rounds of 1, 3, and 5 are key.
[09:20] ---
    Especially the very first round...
[09:22] ---
    Put me in two rounds! Okay?! Okay?!
[09:24] ---
    Okay! Just shut up! I'm trying to think!
[09:28] ---
    Okay, so I'll stick Luffy in
    Round #1 and Round #5...
[09:33] ---
    All right!
[09:36] ---
    But I can't ask too much
    out of Nami-san and Usopp...
[09:40] ---
    Robin-chan.
[09:41] ---
    I hate to ask, but could
    you switch to Round #3?
[09:44] ---
    Sure. Any round is fine with me.
[09:47] ---
    Thanks-- Oh, wait.
[09:49] ---
    Could the other team have the same idea?
[09:52] ---
    In which case...
[09:53] ---
    Come on! Hurry up!
[09:56] ---
    Okay! All set!
[09:58] ---
    Luffy has Rounds #1 and #5. Nami-san has #2.
[10:00] ---
    Usopp has #3, and Robin-chan has Round #4!
[10:03] ---
    Hold on! Why do you get to decide that?!
[10:06] ---
    Huh? 'Cause I'm the coach
    and you're the manager, duh.
[10:11] ---
    Screw that! Why do I have
    to take orders from you?!
[10:15] ---
    Isn't it obvious?!
[10:17] ---
    You can't be coach with all that
    moss seeping into your brain!
[10:20] ---
    Your eyebrow's funnier than you are.
    Looks like coiled poop.
[10:24] ---
    Poop?!
[10:25] ---
    There's one more very important
    thing to keep in mind!
[10:29] ---
    Knock it off! I can't hear him!
[10:32] ---
    Be aware that going in reverse
    or leaving the course
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    will result in immediate disqualification!
[10:39] ---
    Starting before the whistle
    means disqualification, too!
[10:45] ---
    All right, everything appears
    to be set! The first round pits...
[10:49] ---
    Oh! It's a clash between two big shots!
    Straw Hat Luffy versus Porche-chan!
[10:54] ---
    This looks to be a heated
    battle from the very start!
[10:57] ---
    Now let's get underway!
[11:00] ---
    Talk about exciting!
[11:01] ---
    --I love these races!
    --Me too!
[11:04] ---
    Porche-chan! Beat that rubber dude senseless!
[11:10] ---
    Check it out!
[11:12] ---
    Wha...?! Wh-What in the world?!
[11:15] ---
    You can't be serious...!
[11:21] ---
    Th-This is hard...
[11:26] ---
    A-Am I seeing things?!
[11:30] ---
    I don't see it! I don't see anything at all!
[11:40] ---
    Oh, my! He can't skate at all!
[11:44] ---
    And according to the roster, Straw Hat
    Luffy plans to skate in two rounds!
[11:48] ---
    Is this game already over?!
[11:52] ---
    Are you serious?! This'll be a cinch!
[11:56] ---
    Upsy-daisy...
[12:01] ---
    Now what do we do?
[12:03] ---
    Wait... Does this mean the third round's
    gonna be extra important now?!
[12:35] ---
    Both teams are finally at the starting line,
    but will this even be much of a race?!
[12:40] ---
    It's time to begin!
[12:43] ---
    I can't believe you asked to be in two rounds!
[12:46] ---
    It's not my fault! I didn't think it was this hard!
[12:52] ---
    It's over! It's all over!
[12:54] ---
    We have no choice, though.
    We'll have to pick up the slack.
[12:58] ---
    Okay, it's time! Scorers, get in position!
[13:01] ---
    Hey! Not you again!
[13:03] ---
    You'll have hell to pay if you
    try any funny stuff again!
[13:08] ---
    There's no need for "funny stuff";
    it's already clear we're going to win!
[13:14] ---
    It's time for the third game:
    the Run Roller Round!
[13:17] ---
    Will Straw Hat Luffy emerge
    from Round #1 victorious?!
[13:20] ---
    Or will it be our own Porche-chan?!
[13:24] ---
    On your marks! Get set!
[13:31] ---
    There she goes! Porche-chan
    starts off with a spectacular dash!
[13:36] ---
    Meanwhile, Straw Hat Luffy is...
[13:38] ---
    ...flat on his face!
[13:40] ---
    He's collapsed before even
    crossing the starting line!
[13:44] ---
    That was an impressive fall...
[13:47] ---
    Stupid things!
[13:48] ---
    Whoa, now! Removing your skates
    will mean instant disqualification!
[13:52] ---
    Darn it!
[13:56] ---
    Oh! I can just grab those--!
[14:02] ---
    Ooh! This is too easy!
[14:05] ---
    Twenty seconds have passed!
    It's time to let the defenders loose!
[14:10] ---
    Masshikaku!
[14:13] ---
    Hey! He's about to get pinned! Help him!
[14:15] ---
    Are you crazy?!
[14:22] ---
    Wha...?
[14:28] ---
    Gum-Gum Balloon!
[14:30] ---
    That's it! Now, Usopp!
[14:32] ---
    Huh?
[14:34] ---
    H-Hey!
[14:35] ---
    Listen! We're gonna keep
    knocking you forward!
[14:37] ---
    Don't you dare exhale, Luffy!
[14:40] ---
    Talk about low!
[14:42] ---
    Cien Fleurs! Delphinium!
[14:53] ---
    Robin!
[14:54] ---
    --It's her again!
    --Awesome!
[14:56] ---
    What speed!
[14:59] ---
    He's well on his way to
    catching up with Porche-chan!
[15:03] ---
    Oh, no!
[15:04] ---
    Flower Shurikens!
[15:10] ---
    Oh, no!
[15:11] ---
    Amazing! I've never witnessed
    a race like this before!
[15:16] ---
    But the Foxy Devils have some serious defense!
[15:22] ---
    I'm a wall...
[15:29] ---
    Oh! But he clears the wall with a skillful toss!
[15:33] ---
    Is it only a matter of time
    until he catches Porche-chan?!
[15:36] ---
    Nice, Robin-chan!
[15:38] ---
    Nope!
[15:43] ---
    Killer Sword Festival!
[15:54] ---
    What a turn of events!
[15:56] ---
    Straw Hat Luffy has gone outside the course!
[15:59] ---
    --No way!
    --He cut him!
[16:01] ---
    You okay, Luffy?!
[16:06] ---
    Rest easy! My Killer Swords don't cut!
[16:10] ---
    They're all show!
[16:11] ---
    I-I don't feel so good...
[16:14] ---
    What kind of bragging is that?
[16:17] ---
    This is bad...
[16:19] ---
    Luffy's in the fifth round, so me,
    Usopp, and Robin all have to win...
[16:23] ---
    Chopper might not be
    the only one at risk now...!
[16:28] ---
    The winner of the first round is Porche-chan!
[16:32] ---
    One point to the Foxy Devils!
[16:34] ---
    Darn it!
[16:37] ---
    Just get down from there!
[16:38] ---
    All right! Let's move right along!
[16:41] ---
    The second round match-up
    pits the heartless Navigator Nami
[16:45] ---
    against the King of Defense,
    the Human Wall: Masshikaku!
[16:52] ---
    I just have to give it everything I've got!
[16:56] ---
    Round #2!
[16:58] ---
    On your marks! Get set!
[17:05] ---
    And they're off!
[17:07] ---
    Oh, but what a shock!
[17:09] ---
    Masshikaku is slow!
[17:11] ---
    Like, really slow!
[17:13] ---
    The heartless Nami quickly increases her lead!
[17:17] ---
    What's with this guy? Is he even trying to win?
[17:22] ---
    What is this?! What's going on?!
[17:25] ---
    Is this some sort of tactic?!
[17:27] ---
    Forget about him, Nami! Just keep movin'!
[17:30] ---
    Right!
[17:31] ---
    There's the second whistle!
[17:33] ---
    Let's do it, Robin!
[17:39] ---
    Wh-What are they doing?!
[17:43] ---
    Just try and get through, if you dare.
[17:45] ---
    Not even water can get past us!
[17:47] ---
    Little late to be playin' roadblocks!
    We're the ones in the lead...
[17:51] ---
    Wh-What's with you guys?! Move!
[17:54] ---
    Wait! Don't push yourself, Luffy!
[17:57] ---
    We're gonna win if things stay as they are!
[18:02] ---
    Yes, maybe!
[18:09] ---
    Flower Hypnosis!
[18:33] ---
    What...?
[18:36] ---
    We were asleep?!
[18:38] ---
    So it would seem...
[18:40] ---
    Luffy! Get up! Hey!
[18:45] ---
    But things still look the same... right?
[18:49] ---
    Yes...
[18:50] ---
    Nami! Hurry!
[18:53] ---
    Hurry up!
[18:56] ---
    --You need to get moving!
    --Five!
[18:58] ---
    --Huh? Why?
    --Four! Three!
[19:00] ---
    Two!
[19:02] ---
    One!
[19:07] ---
    Team Foxy wins two rounds in a row!
[19:09] ---
    Victory is already within reach!
[19:12] ---
    That can't be...!
[19:13] ---
    They did a full lap while we were asleep...?
[19:17] ---
    Yep! Sucks to be you!
[19:21] ---
    I can't believe we beat 'em with Masshikaku!
[19:26] ---
    Is this for real...?!
[19:28] ---
    Team Foxy scores twice in a row!
    Luffy's team is in a real pinch!
[19:32] ---
    The third round is now a crucial one!
[19:36] ---
    It pits long-nosed Usopp against
    Chiqicheetah the speedster!
[19:42] ---
    M-My chronic sickness--
[19:44] ---
    Don't give us any crap about
    a "Can't Race Anyone" disease!
[19:46] ---
    Eep...
[19:54] ---
    Are you kidding me? Chiqicheetah is a cheetah!
[19:58] ---
    --I don't stand a chance...
    --Oww.
[20:00] ---
    No. Relax more and use your hips.
[20:04] ---
    You've skated before?
[20:07] ---
    --No, but just watch how the others do it!
    --Can't expect much help...
[20:10] ---
    --Stand with your legs spread out more!
    --What I need is a strategy...
[20:13] ---
    Like this? Oww...
[20:15] ---
    --No!
    --Like this?
[20:17] ---
    --Oww!
    --No!
[20:19] ---
    Like this?
[20:20] ---
    --Ouch!
    --No! Listen to me, dammit!
[20:23] ---
    On your marks!
[20:25] ---
    --Get set!
    --Nothing comes to mind...!
[20:28] ---
    All right, whatever! I'll just go
    as fast as I possibly can!
[20:37] ---
    Oh! I'm in the lead?!
[20:41] ---
    So fast!
[20:43] ---
    No one's a match for Chiqicheetah's speed!
[20:46] ---
    He doesn't need any support, ya know!
[20:48] ---
    Damn! It's hopeless after all?!
[20:53] ---
    No way! A full lap already?!
[20:56] ---
    Maybe you two should sit back and relax too?
[20:59] ---
    It's not over until it's over!
[21:00] ---
    Twenty seconds are up! Defense, go!
[21:04] ---
    --Let's go, Robin!
    --Yes!
[21:07] ---
    My! How admirable!
[21:09] ---
    He's already back?!
[21:12] ---
    Take this!
[21:21] ---
    --Oh...
    --Oh?!
[21:31] ---
    That's it.
[21:33] ---
    Now do it just like I explained!
[21:36] ---
    Oh! Is he gonna make it?!
[21:38] ---
    Just a little more! You can do it!
[21:42] ---
    That's it! Stand up, Luffy!
[21:52] ---
    --Oh!
    --I'm so moved!
[21:55] ---
    Totally!
[21:57] ---
    Luffy!
[21:59] ---
    All right! I'm up! Hang on, Usopp!
[22:06] ---
    Hang on, Chopper!
[22:21] ---
    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
[22:34] ---
    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
[22:37] ---
    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
[22:43] ---
    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
[22:46] ---
    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
[22:48] ---
    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
[22:51] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[22:54] ---
    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
[23:00] ---
    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
[23:06] ---
    To this familiar sunny sky
[23:09] ---
    Together we entrust our feelings
[23:11] ---
    We go beyond the changing time
[23:14] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[23:25] ---
    Straw Hat Luffy has finally found his footing!
[23:27] ---
    All right! I'm not gonna lose now!
[23:29] ---
    But standing is all you can do!
[23:30] ---
    Can't this idiot who's inferior to me
    in every way do something?!
[23:32] ---
    Don't be sneakin' insults in!
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    Wait! I know just how to turn the tables on 'em!
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    Look forward to seeing me in action!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "A Seriously Heated Race!
    Into the Final Round!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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