E363 - Chopper Is Furious!! Hogback's Evil Medical Practices

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    One-Sword Style!
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    Soaring Dragon...
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    Three-Pace Hum...
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    ...Notch Slash!
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    ...Blaze!
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    I have lost.
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    Once, a legendary samurai
    wielded the great sword Shusui.
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    I am sure this katana would be
    happy to have you as its master.
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    I'll take your sword, but I'll pretend
    that our duel never happened...
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    ...samurai of the Wano Kingdom!
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    "Chopper Is Furious!!
    Hogback's Evil Medical Practices!"
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    Tell me: How does it feel to be
    subjugated by the might of your friends?
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    I can't believe you tried to stuff salt
    down my throat with your weird powers!
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    They're strong!
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    Darn it! I never expected
    Sanji to kick Robin.
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    He isn't Sanji anymore!
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    Who is that Sanji guy?
    Don't make me kill you, jerk face.
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    I'm afraid they don't have a single
    memory of your days as crewmates!
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    Occasionally fresh zombies retain
    some of the shadow's feelings,
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    but these shadows have
    fully settled into their bodies.
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    They've completely lost their human hearts.
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    They've become zombies that
    will obey my every command!
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    As far as zombies are concerned,
    their orders are absolute!
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    I'm actually happy... to see that
    you're rotten to the core, Hogback!
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    In all actuality, you have
    saved countless lives.
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    I really did respect you as a doctor.
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    The same goes for your zombie research.
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    Death can come suddenly...
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    I'm sure there are a lot
    of things the deceased
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    and those they left behind
    never got a chance to say.
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    I'm not asking for years. If they
    could have just a few minutes!
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    If there was a way to bring back the dead...
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    ...even if people cast stones,
    calling it "evil medicine"...
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    ...it would mean the world to those it saved!
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    So when you said that you were
    researching how to "resurrect the dead,"
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    I thought that you truly
    were an amazing doctor.
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    Fool! Why would I go to
    such lengths for others?
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    You said that you respected how I used
    to save lives, but it was the same deal!
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    I was simply a genius!
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    I conducted operations for money,
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    but there was no stopping
    the unwanted flood of patients
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    that came from around
    the world for treatment!
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    "Save my dad!"
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    "Save my child!"
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    "Save my beloved!"
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    It got old!
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    It was a pain!
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    The run-of-the-mill quack
    couldn't save them, but I could.
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    Can you understand the hardships of a genius?
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    You're free to respect me if you want.
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    But your disappointment is uncalled for.
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    If you can't forgive me as a doctor
    because I don't match your ideals,
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    then you never understood me
    to begin with, stupid reindeer!
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    Are you going to start
    lecturing me on medical ethics?!
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    I wouldn't dream of it!
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    I don't consider you a doctor!
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    What?!
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    The same goes for these zombies.
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    All you've done is reanimate the dead.
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    They aren't alive!
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    Don't take life so lightly!
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    You can be rather cruel.
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    They're moving right before your very eyes,
    and you think they aren't alive?
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    Yeah, you heard me!
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    Dr. Chopper, the "dead" are being given
    a second shot at life. It's a miracle!
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    Why would you want to reject these lives?
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    Behold!
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    Don't move.
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    Now start licking the floor, Cindry.
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    Okay, Hogback-sama.
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    Didn't you see that room, Dr. Chopper?
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    That is my room.
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    The numerous photos were of the stage
    actress Victoria Cindry before she died.
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    I had been in love with
    her for a very long time.
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    I wasn't the only one. Her beauty had
    charmed men from across the country.
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    There!
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    You're all set, Doctor.
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    S-S-Sorry! I shouldn't make a
    patient sew a button back on.
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    It's all right.
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    Thanks to you, I'll be
    able to go back on stage.
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    Thank you very much.
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    Father! Mother! Sorry to
    have kept you waiting.
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    Uh, excuse me...
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    Despite her popularity,
    she was down to earth.
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    She was close to her family...
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    She was kind to everyone...
    A truly wonderful woman.
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    But that woman...
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    ...rejected my proposal,
    when my renown as a doctor
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    had let me obtain anything I wanted.
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    She already had a fiancé.
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    And shortly thereafter, I caught wind
    of some news that left me dumbfounded.
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    Cindry had died in an accident.
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    I felt drained.
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    I ultimately abandoned my work.
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    That is when he came.
    A giant man appeared before me.
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    It was my master, Gecko Moria!
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    Dr. Hogback, lend me a hand!
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    And I boarded this ship under the condition
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    that he would use his miraculous
    ability to resurrect Cindry!
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    I stole her body...
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    It was so easy to obtain the actress,
    Cindry, and bend her to my will!
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    Cindry-chan!
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    I wish plates would cease to exist.
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    Plates?!
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    The personality of the woman who had
    spurned me was of little consequence.
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    As long as she retained her beauty...
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    That is the zombie, Cindry-chan!
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    Of course I'm thrilled,
    but I'm sure she is as well!
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    She gets to live in this
    world as a human again.
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    How could you call her a human?
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    Make her stop licking the floor!
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    When a human's heart isn't linked
    to her body, she is no longer human!
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    By using corpses that can't
    stick up for themselves,
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    you're creating nothing but monsters!
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    For every zombie you create,
    you're making a person miserable!
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    I figured that out, which is
    why I can't forgive you guys!
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    Don't lecture me on life when you're
    a mediocre doctor, pirate reindeer!
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    Cindry-chan, finish those two off!
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    Okay.
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    I'm going to turn you guys into marios!
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    Rejoice, Dr. Chopper! Once you are dead,
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    I will make you my assistant,
    since you admire me so much.
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    Square Plate Blades!
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    One! Two! Three!
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    Stop it...!
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    Damn you!
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    Chopper!
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    Don't underestimate her
    just because she's a woman!
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    I've enhanced her muscles for combat.
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    You don't have to listen to
    that monster! Ow, ow, ow...
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    I will kill you!
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    You poor thing! And here you're already dead.
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    How would the family you left behind
    feel if they knew about this?
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    Let go of me!
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    If your family saw you covered in stitches
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    and being used as an expendable soldier,
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    it would tear them apart!
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    Let go of me!
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    The heart you were born and
    raised with is already dead,
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    but your body is being forced
    to do the bidding of others.
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    What the hell?!
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    Are you questioning your eyes? Face facts!
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    This is mankind's eternal dream!
    I've resurrected the dead!
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    The dead can come back to life!
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    Is the ability to move all that matters?
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    Humans are freer than that!
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    You're the one who treats them
    like they aren't humans!
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    Robin, hurry and feed her salt!
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    Right!
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    Dogguin! Jigoro! Help Cindry out!
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    Take out the pests!
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    I failed! Chopper!
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    Three-Sword Style...
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    ...108-Pound Phoenix!
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    Stop it, Zoro!
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    Doce Fleurs!
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    Not... her again!
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    Take out... the pests!
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    --Jerk!
    --Huh?
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    Why did you attack me along
    with them?! Don't be a pest!
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    Now you're asking for it!
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    That's how I feel!
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    The pests are supposed to get taken outside!
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    Then get going! He issued that order to me!
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    It was meant for me!
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    I just said he issued it to me!
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    Jerk!
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    Hey! What are you two doing?
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    Hey, knock it off! You
    need to actually work--
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    --Robin!
    --On it!
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    Isn't this turning out to be fascinating?
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    You ordered them to "take out the pests."
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    They are obediently trying to
    obey that order even as I speak.
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    I wonder what would happen
    if you didn't issue a new order.
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    Even without their memories,
    those two are still like water and oil...
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    Unbelievable.
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    Isn't this a rather tall tower?
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    Huh?
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    Why don't you order the two
    of us to jump out the window?
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    Robin...?
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    What's gotten into you?
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    I'll say that as many times as you like!
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    Jump! Jump! I want you to
    jump out the window together!
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    --Sure.
    --Huh?
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    No, not you! Wait!
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    Run faster! He wants us to jump out together.
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    Don't tell me what to do!
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    We don't want to.
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    I won't forget this!
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    You tricked me! You're horrible!
    You're the scum of all mankind!
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    Luffy will purify all of the
    zombies when he defeats Moria.
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    You're the one I want to throttle, Hogback!
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    C-C-Cindry! Buy me some time!
    I'm gonna run for the hills!
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    Where is my answer? I'll give you
    another shadow if they take you out.
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    Don't worry about dying!
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    What the--?!
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    I cannot...
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    move.
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    C-Cindry!
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    He's here! He's here!
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    Well, now you get to meet him...
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    ...Straw Hat.
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    He's huge! This is my shadow?
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    So he has finally decided to submit to me!
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    Tell me: Who is your master?
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    My master is Moria-sama.
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Oars Roars! Come Out, Straw Hat Crew!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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