E156 - Already Criminals? Skypiea's Upholder of the Law!

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    A world... Yes!
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    A world for you who seek freedom
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    stretches out right before your eyes.
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    If your endless dreams are your guide,
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    surpass them, under the flag of your beliefs!
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    When the summer sun
    sways the sails of my heart
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    It's the cue to open the door to a new world
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    Sailing through the rocky waves of despair
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    We head beyond the horizon
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    Another group of illegal entrants
    has already infiltrated this land.
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    Old lady Amazon informed us that it's a
    ship with seven Blue Sea people on board.
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    Seven Blue Sea people... Could he mean us?!
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    Everyone, halt!
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    --Heso!
    --Heso!
[02:38] ---
    Why, heso!
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    H-Hey, what're you guys saying?
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    So you're the seven illegal entrants
    who came from the Blue Sea?!
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    I'll humbly bring Heaven's Judgment upon you!
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    Illegal entrants?!
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    "Already Criminals?!
    Skypiea's Upholders of the Law"
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    Hm? Illegal entry? What's that?
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    I-Is that right?
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    There's no use making excuses,
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    since Amazon, the inspector at Heaven's Gate,
    sent us pictures taken by a Vision Dial.
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    Oh, no! That can't be true!
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    Isn't that some sort of a mistake,
    Captain McKinley?!
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    They're not bad people like you say.
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    What do you mean by illegal entry?
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    Was the entrance fee
    1 billion Extol per person?
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    It's true that we didn't pay that.
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    But that old lady said we could still
    pass without paying, didn't she?
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    Yes, she did!
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    It's no use. Please stop
    making excuses and admit it.
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    However, there's no need to get panicked yet.
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    "Illegal entry" is only an 11th degree
    crime according to "Heaven's Judgment."
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    Once you accept your punishment,
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    you can become legal tourists on the spot.
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    Oh, you should've said so sooner.
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    I still don't like it, but just
    what is this punishment?
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    It's simple. Please pay
    ten times the entrance fee.
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    If you pay right now,
    we'll humbly write off your crime.
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    10 billion Extol per person, in other words,
    70 billion Extol for all seven of you.
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    S-Seventy billion Extol?!
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    S-So how much is one Extol in Berries?
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    Berry... That's the currency
    in the Blue Sea, right?
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    Ten thousand Extol is one Berry.
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    Ten thousand Extol is one Berry...
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    One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand,
    a hundred thousand, million...
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    Ahh! How much would that be?
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    Then, 70 billion Extol is 7 million Berries.
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    That's expensive!! Do you realize how
    much rice we could buy with that?! Hey!!
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    After risking our lives coming up into the sky,
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    why do we have to pay that much just to enter?!
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    We can't agree to that!
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    What are you saying? If that was the case,
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    all you had to do was pay
    700,000 Berries when you entered.
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    I'm telling you that's still expensive!
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    Consider this a forewarning,
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    but we, the White Berets, are the
    unit directly under God's priests.
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    Please be careful, as arguing
    raises the degree of your crime.
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    Oh, whatever. Let's just forget this guy.
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    More importantly, we'd better
    go find Nami-san. I'm worried.
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    She may be crying somewhere right now.
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    Those guys earlier knew that
    we came to the sky island,
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    which means something may be
    happening to Luffy and the others, too.
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    I have to hurry!
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    Okay, then! As soon as
    the wind direction changes,
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    we'll go out for an adventure...
    no, to look for Nami!
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    H-Hey, Luffy!
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    W-Well, Usopp, what's wrong?
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    No, no... I should calm down now
    and somehow talk him out of it.
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    Hmmm, you know, if Nami is just
    taking a little ride around here,
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    she may come back soon.
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    If she does, you'll miss her.
[06:03] ---
    --Taking a little ride?
    --But she's taking too long for that.
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    Listen! Luffy's purpose
    is to go on an adventure
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    to the so-called "place where God
    lives," rather than finding Nami!
[06:14] ---
    --That's right.
    --He's planning to go there.
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    Right? If we go to that place,
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    we'll incur God's wrath
    and really be in big trouble.
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    That girl told us that, remember?
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    Then, what're we gonna do?
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    We should just wait quietly for Nami
    to come back without making a fuss.
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    It's Nami we're talking about.
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    She must have a secret stash with some
    small amount like 7 million Berries or so.
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    Actually, there's no way she doesn't.
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    What have you been blabbering about?
[06:41] ---
    Come to think of it,
    it seems one person is missing.
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    In addition to the illegal entry,
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    --now there's suspicion of fleeing.
    --Ahhh, h-hold on a second.
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    She'll be back soon. Then,
    we'll pay the entire amount.
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    So, please relax and wait calmly.
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    Luffy, you too! If you do something
    stupid and make Nami angry,
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    you know what's gonna happen,
    right?! Got that?! Just wait!
[07:05] ---
    Hmm. Just a little bit, okay?
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    --Sanji, you, too.
    --Yeah.
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    Then, guys, we break up for now!
[07:12] ---
    Now, Robin-chan, shall we
    have some tea over there?
[07:15] ---
    Sure.
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    Phew... I somehow managed
    things for the time being.
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    --Hey, Chopper!
    --Hm?
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    Do you wanna go fishing or something?
[07:24] ---
    That sounds good! Let's do it!
[07:25] ---
    Conis! Is there any place
    around here we can go fishing?
[07:28] ---
    Yes, there's one nearby. I'll take you there.
[07:32] ---
    I can't wait to ride it!
[07:34] ---
    I hope it can be fixed.
[07:36] ---
    Oh?
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    That waver looks broken.
    If you're the ones who broke it,
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    that'd be a 10th degree crime, the destruction
    of sky island property by Blue Sea people.
[07:48] ---
    No, no! I'm sorry. They had
    this one from the beginning.
[07:51] ---
    He's right! This is mine!
[07:53] ---
    From the beginning? That's suspicious.
[07:57] ---
    Wavers shouldn't exist in the Blue Sea.
[07:59] ---
    If this was something stolen on the sky island,
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    the degree of your crime will further increase.
[08:04] ---
    Shut up! I'll beat you up!
[08:06] ---
    --Hm?
    --Beat me up?
[08:10] ---
    H-He didn't say anything!
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    Come with us, Luffy!
[08:14] ---
    They're only Blue Sea people, and yet
    they insult even the White Berets...
[08:18] ---
    How foolish they are!
[08:22] ---
    This is nice! This puffy chair sure feels good.
[08:30] ---
    What a strong pull!
[08:32] ---
    Don't let it get away, Usopp!
[08:33] ---
    Ahhhhh! It's trying to pull my rod away!
[08:36] ---
    --Luffy! Hurry!
    --Hm? Oh! Leave it to me!
[08:46] ---
    --We got it!
    --It's a big one!
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    Yahoo!
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    Ow, ow, ow... What the heck is this?
[09:11] ---
    What a weird fish!
[09:13] ---
    It tried to eat Conis!
[09:14] ---
    Is this another one of the skyfish?
[09:16] ---
    Uhm... I'm sorry.
[09:17] ---
    Hm?
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    Thank you very much for saving Conis-san.
[09:22] ---
    Father, look...
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    Hmm... We're in trouble.
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    Well, well, well...
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    This skyfish is so rare that
    it's forbidden to capture it.
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    Your action was a violation
    of the protection law,
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    and it's a 9th degree crime.
[09:39] ---
    Why is it a crime?! Zoro saved Conis!
[09:45] ---
    Zoro, did you kill it?
[09:47] ---
    I just smacked it.
[09:48] ---
    I see. Then if we release it, there
    shouldn't be any problem, right?
[09:54] ---
    All right! It's very much alive!
[09:58] ---
    Oh! It looks yummy!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, wait Luffy! Don't eat it!
[10:02] ---
    Ahh! Spin, spin, spin...!
[10:03] ---
    If you eat it, you can't even give an excuse.
[10:06] ---
    That's theft, an 8th degree crime.
[10:09] ---
    --This is hard. It's too hard to eat!
    --Ahhh! Never mind that
    and come over here, Luffy!
[10:13] ---
    Hey, skyfish! Go back to the sea now!
    Don't get caught again!
[10:25] ---
    I kept quiet and listened to all your
    nonsense about crimes and such, but...
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    --...if you don't cut it out, I'll...
    --Wait! Wait, Zoro! Don't be hasty!
[10:35] ---
    This is now far beyond arguing.
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    His speech and behavior just now
    are unmistakably extortion.
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    So, that's a 7th degree crime!
[10:43] ---
    Zoro wasn't extorting! He was about to say,
[10:45] ---
    "if you don't cut it out, I'll laugh!" That's all!
[10:48] ---
    That's his signature gag! A gag, you know!
[10:52] ---
    That's not right! Isn't he twisting
    what we do into crimes on purpose?!
[10:56] ---
    Chopper! Don't you go
    making things worse, too!
[10:59] ---
    But we can't do anything like this!
[11:02] ---
    Can't do anything? Oh, yeah!
[11:04] ---
    All we have to do is do nothing.
    Let's take a nap.
[11:07] ---
    Now, take a nap! Take a nap now!
[11:21] ---
    They're producing tremendous
    noises at divine Angel Beach.
[11:27] ---
    You all... if your action falls under
    destruction of the environment,
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    a 6th degree crime will be added as well.
[11:32] ---
    Hey, we can't even snore?
[11:35] ---
    Ahhh! How annoying! I'm gonna
    beat up this beret-wearing old guy!
[11:39] ---
    --Shall we do it?
    --W-Wait! Hey, stop it!
[11:45] ---
    Oh, no... There's already someone there!
[11:48] ---
    I wonder if they're with
    those guys from earlier.
[11:50] ---
    Please don't do anything stupid, everyone!
[11:55] ---
    Don't be so hasty, Luffy, Zoro!
[11:57] ---
    --Listen. You know snails, right? They're...
    --Hold on a second!
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    Ah! Nami-san, you're all right!!
[12:04] ---
    Luffy! Don't give them any trouble!
[12:07] ---
    But they...
[12:10] ---
    Nami! Go ahead and pay
    them the 7 million-Berry fee
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    for our illegal entry using your secret stash!
[12:15] ---
    Good! We can still get by with a fine, then?!
[12:20] ---
    7 million Berries, he said...?
[12:25] ---
    What?!
[12:27] ---
    That's too expensive!!
[12:36] ---
    Oh, shoot! Because they demanded such an
    unreasonably high fee, I unintentionally...
[12:40] ---
    Hey...
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    C-Captain!!
[12:43] ---
    Hey, mister, thanks for letting
    me use your waver. It was fun.
[12:46] ---
    No, no. I'm sorry.
[12:48] ---
    More importantly, you all are in big trouble!
[12:51] ---
    --Captain! Please hang in there!
    --Everyone, let's get out of here!
[12:53] ---
    --Your wound isn't deep!
    --How did this happen?! Captain!!
    --Why? I thought you started a fight.
[12:56] ---
    It's dangerous to have anything to
    do with this God thing. Seriously!
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    By the way, what crime would that be?
[13:02] ---
    I think it's probably a 5th degree
    crime for obstructing official duties.
[13:06] ---
    Good! That's still only a 5th degree crime!
[13:08] ---
    That's not good!
[13:10] ---
    When it's determined to be a 5th degree crime,
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    in the name of God Eneru,
    you'll be banished to the clouds.
[13:16] ---
    Banished to the clouds?
[13:18] ---
    What's that? Being banished
    to the clouds sounds kinda nice.
[13:22] ---
    No, it doesn't! It's the death penalty!
[13:24] ---
    D-Death penalty?!
[13:42] ---
    He's completely out of it.
[13:45] ---
    But the death penalty in
    God's Land? That's harsh.
[13:49] ---
    But it's the truth. It really exists!
[13:53] ---
    It's a punishment where you,
    together with your ship,
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    are put on a cloud that you can't escape from,
[13:58] ---
    and you keep wandering
    until you become bones.
[14:02] ---
    It's the death penalty!
[14:04] ---
    I see. That's why that ship fell from the sky.
[14:08] ---
    What?! What're you talking about, Robin?
[14:10] ---
    Remember that galleon that fell
    from the sky? The St. Briss, was it?
[14:15] ---
    They might have received that
    punishment 200 years ago.
[14:29] ---
    Hey, you!!
[14:30] ---
    Do you realize what you've
    done to the Captain?!
[14:33] ---
    --What did you say?
    --Ahh! Sanji-kun, hold on!
[14:35] ---
    Why, sure, Nami-san!
[14:37] ---
    Don't be upset like that. That was by chance.
[14:39] ---
    By chance?!
[14:41] ---
    W-Well, how should I put it, I unintentionally...
[14:43] ---
    Unintentionally?!
[14:44] ---
    Uhm, you know... it was like an accident.
[14:47] ---
    An accident?! An accident, you say?!
[14:50] ---
    That's right! It was an accident! An accident!
[14:53] ---
    'Cause it's hard to control
    and ride a waver, right?!
[14:56] ---
    On top of that, I rode it today for the first time,
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    so I made a little mistake
    while turning the handles.
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    I'm clumsy, aren't I? I guess beginners
    shouldn't push too hard, after all,
[15:05] ---
    should they?
[15:07] ---
    She wasn't having troubles riding it,
    she looked like she was having lots of fun!
[15:12] ---
    Hey, Luffy!
[15:13] ---
    --Oh, no, Luffy!
    --Nami's trying to fool them into
    thinking that it was an accident.
[15:15] ---
    --That's impossible!
    --Don't say anything unnecessary.
[15:17] ---
    Oh, really?
[15:19] ---
    Uhm, I'm sorry, but I thought it'd be
    better to treat Captain McKinley first.
[15:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[15:26] ---
    Th-That's right!!
[15:27] ---
    --Captain McKinley!!
    --Then, let's carry him over to my house.
[15:31] ---
    We appreciate your assistance!
[15:33] ---
    Heso!
[15:36] ---
    All seven of you, don't go
    anywhere! Understood?!
[15:41] ---
    Captain!
[15:44] ---
    They're crawling again?
[15:46] ---
    Why can't they just carry him normally?
[15:48] ---
    I know you're not bad people.
[15:52] ---
    So, please use this chance
    to get away from here!
[15:55] ---
    H-Hey!
[15:57] ---
    Let's do as she said.
[16:00] ---
    I saw it with my own eyes.
    An island with these scary guys on it!
[16:05] ---
    So you did go to the place they
    call forbidden sacred ground.
[16:09] ---
    "The place you're never to step foot in."
[16:12] ---
    "Scary guys"...
[16:13] ---
    Ah! Don't listen! Don't look! Don't talk!
[16:16] ---
    God... guerrilla...
    That place is no good for sure!
[16:20] ---
    In any case, we're leaving! We're leaving!
[16:22] ---
    Ahh... It's heartbreaking to
    be apart from Conis-chan,
[16:25] ---
    but if that's what Nami-san says...
[16:28] ---
    If we stick around, those two
    may also get in trouble.
[16:32] ---
    That's right! Those guys will just
    make them out to be our accomplices!
[16:36] ---
    So, if we make it so that
    we run away on our own,
[16:39] ---
    it shouldn't cause any trouble for them.
[16:42] ---
    Right?! Okay, that settles it! Let's go!
[16:50] ---
    What're you doing, Luffy?!
[16:53] ---
    Why are we running away?
[16:54] ---
    Because we'll be in big trouble!
[16:56] ---
    We're always in big trouble.
[16:57] ---
    Like I said, it's not just us, but those
    two may get arrested, too, you know!
[17:02] ---
    Those two have done nothing wrong.
[17:05] ---
    The one who arrests them is wrong.
[17:07] ---
    I know that's true, but...
[17:12] ---
    Please... hurry up...
[17:18] ---
    There's no place for them to escape to.
[17:23] ---
    How long will you two be
    arguing? Come up already!
[17:25] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[17:27] ---
    If we stay here, we'll be in big trouble,
    and so will those two!
[17:31] ---
    Either way, we're in big trouble.
[17:34] ---
    Please run!
[17:36] ---
    --Hurry!
    --Oh, darn!
[17:39] ---
    You shouldn't, Miss.
[17:41] ---
    If you say something that defends criminals,
[17:44] ---
    you two are also going to pay.
[17:47] ---
    As you know, those people are felons
[17:49] ---
    who should be sentenced to be
    banished to the clouds as punishment
[17:51] ---
    for their 5th degree crime, caused by
    all their abusive language towards us
[17:57] ---
    along with their obstruction
    of our official duties.
[18:02] ---
    Like I said, it was an accident!
[18:04] ---
    --C'mon, already!
    --Arrest them!
[18:08] ---
    Please get out of here!
    They're beyond your power!
[18:12] ---
    Fire! Milky arrows!
[18:15] ---
    --Arrows?!
    --You go ahead, Nami!
[18:18] ---
    Okay!
[18:22] ---
    What're these?! Clouds?!
[18:28] ---
    Go, White Berets!
[18:47] ---
    What?! What's going on?!
[18:52] ---
    Let's go!
[18:57] ---
    It's so fluffy that it's hard to run!
[19:05] ---
    Watch out!
[19:06] ---
    How foolish... to think you
    could get away from us!
[19:14] ---
    I see... Those're the skating type.
[19:18] ---
    That's neat!
[19:22] ---
    You guys have fun stuff!
[19:34] ---
    --What?!
    --What is he?!
[19:36] ---
    What?! His arm... His arm stretched!
[19:38] ---
    Oh, my...
[19:42] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[19:45] ---
    Can't be...! Devil Fruit?!
[19:50] ---
    ...Fireworks!!
[20:27] ---
    By the way, Nami!
[20:29] ---
    What's our financial situation?
[20:31] ---
    We have 50,000 Berries left.
[20:33] ---
    50,000? We're that poor?
[20:36] ---
    Normally, that'll last a day or two at most.
[20:39] ---
    Why are we so poor?
[20:42] ---
    As your captain, I gotta say this.
[20:44] ---
    You should think more about
    how you use money and...
[20:47] ---
    It's because you eat so much!!
[20:50] ---
    Alright! In any case, the "Formation B"
    that I instructed them to use
[20:53] ---
    during the fight was successful!
[20:55] ---
    Really?!
[20:57] ---
    They defeated...
[20:59] ---
    ...the White Berets!
[21:00] ---
    Normally, up here the athletic abilities
    of Blue Sea people decrease.
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    You fools!
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    You can't go back now!
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    --Hm?
    --You should've just behaved
    and done what I told you to...
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    We, the White Berets, are the gentlest
    upholders of the law in God's Land.
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    However, they are not as nice as we are!
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    You are now 2nd degree criminals!
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    No matter if you cry or scream...
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    ...you'll be judged...
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    ...by the priests of Upper Yard!!
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    Heso!!
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    Ah, beyond the never-ending sky
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    The future that I once saw
    is now starting to take shape
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    There are days where I almost lose to myself
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    When that happened, there was
    someplace warm I could go
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    The friends I took pride in
    always, without fail,
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    pushed me onwards, didn't they?
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    Ah, the stars are pouring
    down underneath the sky
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    This unique moment...
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    We were tricked!
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    What's the fuss? We're used to being pursued.
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    Alright, then! Get ready for an adventure!
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    He's definitely planning to go there!
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    Hey, something's wrong with the ship!
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    It seems there's nothing we
    can do. It's already started.
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    Heaven's Judgment, huh?
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Is Escape Possible?!
    God's Challenge is Set in Motion!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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