E581 - The Straw Hats Stunned! Enter: a Samurai's Horrifying Severed Head!

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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it!
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    I left everything this
    world has to offer there!
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    Now everyone is in search of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    jitto dekinai tomarenai
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    I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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    yoake ga osokute jirettai
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    Daybreak hasn’t come yet and I can’t wait
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    ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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    One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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    hata wo ageyou Break of Romance Dawn
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    Fly the flag, Break of Romance Dawn
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    namikaze tateyou suriipu kara no janpusutaato
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    Make waves, jump from your sleep
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    arienai sekai wo iku nara
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    If you want to go to the unbelievable world
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    kimi no tafunesu sore ga hitsuyou
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    your toughness, that’s what it takes
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    medachisugi sorette tsumi?
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    Being brazen, is it a crime?
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    shimeitehai->tsumari Winner
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    Wanted->means Winner:D
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    jiyuu dakega ore tachi no ruuru
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    Freedom is our only rule
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    shinpai nante dokofuku kaze--
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    It's not our way to worry
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    ttai one piece ichibannori
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    At any cost, One Piece, I’ll be the first
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    yume miru kokoro wa choo dekai
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    My dreaming heart is huge
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    samenai koto ga daiji--
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    It’s important not to wake up
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    tto dekinai tomarenai
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    I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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    yoake ga osokute jirettai
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    Daybreak hasn’t come yet and I can’t wait
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    ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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    One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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    ore tachi wa...koko made kitaze
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    We...made it this far
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    ore tachi wa iku...yume no arika e
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    We go...to where the dream is
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    dare mo oitekanaize--
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    We won’t left anyone behind
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    nshin aru nomi sore ga chikai
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    Keep going forward, that’s our pledge
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    yume ga hajimatta ano hi kara
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    Since the day that the dream began
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    mezasu mirai wa onaji--
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    the future that I’m
    aiming at hasn’t changed
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    tto dekinai tomarenai
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    I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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    The sun of my heart will never set
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    kokoro no taiyou shizumanai
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    One, two, Sunshine
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    ichi, ni, Sunshine
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    One, two, Sunshine
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    ichi, ni, Sunshine
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    One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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    ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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    WE GO!
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    All the pirates who are
    after the One Piece...
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    ...head for the New World, the
    second half of the Grand Line.
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    Now, Monkey D. Luffy,
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    a boy whose body turned to rubber
    after he ate the Gum-Gum Fruit,
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    and his friends venture into that sea.
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    I'm gonna become the King of the Pirates!
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    After surviving a fierce battle,
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    the Straw Hats finally
    entered the New World,
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    the harshest sea ruled by the Four Emperors.
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    Responding to an emergency signal,
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    Luffy and the others went to Punk
    Hazard and there, they faced...
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    Bu! It's strange but it's cool here!
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    You're not gonna believe this!
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    Somebody's stuck in the dragon's back!
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    One-Sword...
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    ...Style!
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    Lion Strike!
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    Meanwhile, Nami and the others were...
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    Tie them all up!
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    Alright!
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    It's good that they're pirates.
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    No one will care if they go missing.
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    Let's take them to the Master!
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    "The Straw Hats Stunned! Enter: A
    Samurai's Horrifying Severed Head!"
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    PUNK HAZARD ISLAND
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    THE BURNING LANDS
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    Now, what should we do about him?
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    Let's pull him out!
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    Hey, who are you?!
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    Get your hands off of me-bu!
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    Hey! I'm helping you! Stay calm!
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    Here we go!
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    Wow, he's completely stuck
    in the dragon's body.
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    How is that possible?
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    His upper body is stuck but
    he's talking normally.
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    Why isn't he suffocating?
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    Who the hell is he?
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    I-I-It's missing!
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    What's missing?
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    He's torn in half! I'm sorry!
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    You fool! Sorry isn't
    enough! You killed him!
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    Oh, I'm finally separated from it-bu!
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    What?!
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    The lower body just talked! What's going on?!
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    A zombie! A monster!
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    Wait a minute.
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    This is strange.
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    There is no upper half here.
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    What do you mean?
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    He didn't have an upper
    body from the very start?
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    Oh, this is too freaky!
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    He's kind of big.
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    Who is there and what are you doing?
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    I sense your presence but
    I don't have eyes or ears.
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    You're bizarre!
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    I don't know who you are
    but get out of my way-bu!
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    What?
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    I cannot die here!
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    Oh, he took off!
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    I'm not going to let them get away!
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    That goddamn Warlord!
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    Hey, wait! Why don't you join my...
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    No, Luffy!
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    I'm gonna go catch him!
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    Can you grill the dragon for me?!
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    Wait, legs!
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    Luffy is so whimsical.
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    Why does he like that monster so much?
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    It troubles me that he
    mentioned the Seven Warlords.
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    Does it mean one of the Seven
    Warlords is here on this island too?
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    Oh no! That's too much trouble!
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    We don't wanna face the Warlords!
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    It's not too late!
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    Can we go back?
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    Hey!
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    Wait, legs!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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    What is he doing?
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    Hey!
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    There's a wall!
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    Who is it?!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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    Why did you do it-bu?
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    Who is it?
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    I know someone's after me.
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    But for some reason,
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    I don't feel any hostile intent.
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    He's fast.
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    Bu! I don't know who you are but
    what do you want from me-bu?
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    If you stand in my way, I'll fight you!
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    Stand in your way?
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    What are you talking about?
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    Cut that crap and join my crew!
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    Bu! What are you doing-bu?!
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    Gotcha!
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    Let me go-bu!
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    Now, why don't you join...
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    ...my crew?!
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    Sorry!
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    Oh, that was surprising!
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    Hey legs, are you alright?
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    What the...?!
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    And you ended up like that?
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    Yep, that's right.
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    Oh, this dragon meat is yummy!
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    What do you call someone like this, Usopp?
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    Huh?
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    Um...
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    I think it's called...
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    ...a centaur, maybe?
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    A centaur?
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    How funny!
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    First, he was stuck to the
    dragon's body and now Luffy's?
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    What's wrong with him?
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    How do you like it?
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    Damn! I'm stuck in something again-bu!
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    Let me go-bu!
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    That's vulgar, Luffy.
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    Is it?
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    What's this?!
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    See? He's not gonna just go along with you.
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    There's no such creature!
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    I bet his upper half is looking for him.
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    Give him back to his owner!
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    Where's your sense of adventure, Usopp?
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    He was born like this. Right?
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    Oh, so he's naturally a
    half-body... No, I don't buy it!
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    What's your name?
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    Hey, I know you're gonna eat most
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    of this dragon meat so
    why don't you carry it?!
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    Hey, guys! Come and take a look at this.
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    Oh, Zoro! Is the samurai
    and the guy who got cut?
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    Look.
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    What is it?
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    What?! S-Snowcapped mountains?!
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    No, are those mountains of ice?
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    There is a big lake in the middle
    and there are snowcapped
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    mountains on the other side!
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    But on this side, there is an active
    volcano and it's burning hot!
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    What kind of island is this?!
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    So one of the mysteries is solved.
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    Huh? Oh yeah, the man on
    the Snail said he was cold!
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    Help me!
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    What happened?
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    It's cold... Is this the Boss?!
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    My colleagues are getting
    cut one after another!
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    The samurai are gonna kill us!
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    It means the killer samurai and
    the victims are on the other side!
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    This island is so interesting!
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    There is snow on those mountains, huh?
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    It's so hot here - I wanna eat a snowcone!
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    We're not gonna go there! It's too cold!
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    And it's a long way. Let's
    go back to the ship for now.
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    Oh no, it's gonna be cold this time.
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    If there are animals, we
    could make coats from pelts.
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    But it's gonna be okay.
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    No, it's not gonna be okay!
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    How can you guys go along with this?!
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    Snowcone!
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    Hey, I said "Wait"! Luffy!
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    Oh, you two are going too?!
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    I'm not going at any cost!
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    There's no immediate threat to
    my life here but over there,
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    I'll freeze to death.
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    I'm not gonna...
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    A monster!
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    No!!!
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    Ouch! What're you...
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    I saw... I saw a monster!
    A bird! No, a human!
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    A bird or a human, which was it?!
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    Huh? What are you talking
    about? Nobody's there!
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    Huh?
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    Gee! Hey, let's go!
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    No, believe me! There was
    somebody just a minute ago!
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    Believe me!
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    I'm here to report, Master.
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    We seized intruders.
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    I assume they are pirates.
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    Oh, that is perfect.
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    We were running low on guinea pigs.
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    Well, well... They all look
    unique and interesting.
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    They're gonna be good test subjects.
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    Yes, I thought you would
    especially like this cyborg.
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    Oh, what a rare find!
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    He is worth testing. You're
    right. I can't wait.
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    Will this be all?
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    It seems there was another man who
    looked like one of them but...
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    I assume they had a falling
    out and he was murdered.
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    All that remained was his skeleton.
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    Such brutality is not so unusual for pirates.
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    I see. All right.
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    I want you to lock them in a room
    and make sure they can't escape.
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    Let's see what they have here.
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    Look for food or something usable.
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    Yes, sir.
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    Oh? What was I doing?
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    Where are Nami-san and the others?
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    Who are those people?
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    It was very hot before
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    but it became extremely
    cold while I was sleeping.
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    Who is it?!
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    Are you one of those pirates?!
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    It's bone-chillingly cold, isn't it?
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    Oh, I'm a skeleton - that's why.
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    Th-The skeletonized body said something!
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    I don't know who you are but do you know
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    where Nami-san and the others went?
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    S-Shoot! Shoot!
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    Huh? No, wait, you guys! Don't be so rash!
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    Sanji, what are you messing around with?
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    Oh, you're up.
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    Can't you see?
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    Oh no, Franky! We are locked up!
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    Hey, what's this place?! Where are we?!
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    I was eating a Giant Shellfish
    dessert on the deck and...
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    I can't remember anything after that!
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    I assume that somebody used sleeping gas
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    and seized us once we fell asleep.
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    What?
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    The ship was, in fact, filled with gas.
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    I'm sorry.
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    I wish I could've noticed it a little sooner.
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    What should we do?
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    Are they gonna sell us?!
    Are they abducting humans?!
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    But if they took all of us
    on the ship, where's Brook?
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    I don't know.
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    There are only four of us in here.
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    If they're abducting humans,
    they wouldn't need a skeleton.
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    You're not a human either.
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    Neither are you! That's enough!
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    You guys.
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    Did anybody say something?
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    No, it wasn't us.
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    Do you guys like hanjimono?
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    That means "puzzles" in a foreign language.
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    Was it this thing that just talked?
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    What is it?
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    Don't call me an "it"!
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    It's...
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    What? A bug?
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    A new kind of Transponder Snail?
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    There are eight of them! I hadn't noticed!
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    I'm not a bug!
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    You guys don't seem like bad people.
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    These are all parts of my face.
[19:19] ---
    Could I ask you to put them back together?
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    Your face?
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    Oh yeah, this is a mouth.
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    And this is an eye.
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    Like this?
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    --How is it?!
    --Yeah, looks like a face now!
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    No no, you left out some parts!
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    I think it's like this!
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    How about this?
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    It's completely wrong!
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    No no, this is better.
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    Alright, that's fine.
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    No! No!
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    I wanna try it too!
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    You guys! Stop playing with my face!
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    It's done!
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    Looks like a human face now!
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    I think there is something
    wrong with the chin
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    and the top part but it's okay.
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    Thank you!
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    A severed-head just talked!
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    You just noticed?
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    How can you live like
    that?! Are you possessed?!
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    I don't know. I didn't
    wish to become like this.
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    That bastard... He used
    some kind of weird magic!
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    I thought I was dead when he cut
    me but I ended up like this.
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    To be kept alive after
    being sliced apart is...
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    ...a dishonor to a warrior!
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    It seems like crossing the lake
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    is the only way to get to the other side.
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    But how do we cross the lake?
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    I don't know if we can live long enough
    to get to the lake in the first place.
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    It's hot!
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    Snowcone!
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    I wonder how Luffy can be so high-spirited.
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    Snowcone! Snowcone! Snowcone!
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    Who goes there?!
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    There you are, intruders!
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    Huh?!
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    You have...
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    ...those...
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    ...legs!
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    They are so cool!
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    Oh, I'm sorry!
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    I was looking for intruders and
    I saw some unfamiliar faces so...
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    Oh, okay! You surprised me!
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    By the way, your legs are cool too!
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    Yeah! Your hind legs are a little different.
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    You think so?
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    Where am I-bu!
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    Hey, calm down!
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    Your hind legs can talk?!
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    Yeah!
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    Awesome! None of my friends
    have legs like that!
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    --I've never seen it before!
    --Yeah?
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    So, Luffy made an odd friend again.
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    A panther centaur?
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    One, two...
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    ...three...
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    ...and four.
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    Ring, ring, ring... Ring, ring, ring...
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    Clank.
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    Hello? Did you find them?
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    Yes, we found them. We
    were about to kill them.
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    There are four intruders.
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    I see.
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    That's exciting.
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    Please be careful!
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    Roger.
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    Clank.
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    Luffy and the crew face a new crisis
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    while they cross the burning lands.
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    After Sanji and the others hear what
    the bodiless samurai has to say,
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    they escape together from their cell.
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    While being pursued, they wander into a room,
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    and discover a terrifying
    secret hidden on the island!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Startling! The Secret of the
    Island is Finally Revealed!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!