# E581 - The Straw Hats Stunned! Enter: a Samurai's Horrifying Severed Head!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G649GE2JY/the-straw-hats-stunned-enter-a-samurais-horrifying-severed-head)
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it!
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I left everything this
world has to offer there!
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Now everyone is in search of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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jitto dekinai tomarenai
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I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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yoake ga osokute jirettai
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Daybreak hasn’t come yet and I can’t wait
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ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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hata wo ageyou Break of Romance Dawn
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Fly the flag, Break of Romance Dawn
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namikaze tateyou suriipu kara no janpusutaato
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Make waves, jump from your sleep
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arienai sekai wo iku nara
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If you want to go to the unbelievable world
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kimi no tafunesu sore ga hitsuyou
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your toughness, that’s what it takes
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medachisugi sorette tsumi?
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Being brazen, is it a crime?
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shimeitehai->tsumari Winner
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Wanted->means Winner:D
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jiyuu dakega ore tachi no ruuru
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Freedom is our only rule
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shinpai nante dokofuku kaze--
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It's not our way to worry
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ttai one piece ichibannori
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At any cost, One Piece, I’ll be the first
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yume miru kokoro wa choo dekai
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My dreaming heart is huge
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samenai koto ga daiji--
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It’s important not to wake up
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tto dekinai tomarenai
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I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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yoake ga osokute jirettai
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Daybreak hasn’t come yet and I can’t wait
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ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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ore tachi wa...koko made kitaze
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We...made it this far
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ore tachi wa iku...yume no arika e
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We go...to where the dream is
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dare mo oitekanaize--
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We won’t left anyone behind
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nshin aru nomi sore ga chikai
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Keep going forward, that’s our pledge
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yume ga hajimatta ano hi kara
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Since the day that the dream began
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mezasu mirai wa onaji--
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the future that I’m
aiming at hasn’t changed
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tto dekinai tomarenai
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I can’t stand still, I can’t stop
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The sun of my heart will never set
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kokoro no taiyou shizumanai
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One, two, Sunshine
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ichi, ni, Sunshine
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One, two, Sunshine
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ichi, ni, Sunshine
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One, two, Sunshine four...WE GO!
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ichi, ni, Sunshine yon...we go!
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WE GO!
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All the pirates who are
after the One Piece...
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...head for the New World, the
second half of the Grand Line.
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Now, Monkey D. Luffy,
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a boy whose body turned to rubber
after he ate the Gum-Gum Fruit,
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and his friends venture into that sea.
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I'm gonna become the King of the Pirates!
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After surviving a fierce battle,
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the Straw Hats finally
entered the New World,
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the harshest sea ruled by the Four Emperors.
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Responding to an emergency signal,
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Luffy and the others went to Punk
Hazard and there, they faced...
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Bu! It's strange but it's cool here!
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You're not gonna believe this!
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Somebody's stuck in the dragon's back!
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One-Sword...
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...Style!
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Lion Strike!
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Meanwhile, Nami and the others were...
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Tie them all up!
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Alright!
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It's good that they're pirates.
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No one will care if they go missing.
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Let's take them to the Master!
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"The Straw Hats Stunned! Enter: A
Samurai's Horrifying Severed Head!"
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PUNK HAZARD ISLAND
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THE BURNING LANDS
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Now, what should we do about him?
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Let's pull him out!
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Hey, who are you?!
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Get your hands off of me-bu!
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Hey! I'm helping you! Stay calm!
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Here we go!
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Wow, he's completely stuck
in the dragon's body.
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How is that possible?
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His upper body is stuck but
he's talking normally.
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Why isn't he suffocating?
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Who the hell is he?
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I-I-It's missing!
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What's missing?
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He's torn in half! I'm sorry!
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You fool! Sorry isn't
enough! You killed him!
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Oh, I'm finally separated from it-bu!
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What?!
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The lower body just talked! What's going on?!
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A zombie! A monster!
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Wait a minute.
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This is strange.
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There is no upper half here.
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What do you mean?
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He didn't have an upper
body from the very start?
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Oh, this is too freaky!
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He's kind of big.
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Who is there and what are you doing?
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I sense your presence but
I don't have eyes or ears.
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You're bizarre!
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I don't know who you are
but get out of my way-bu!
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What?
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I cannot die here!
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Oh, he took off!
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I'm not going to let them get away!
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That goddamn Warlord!
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Hey, wait! Why don't you join my...
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No, Luffy!
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I'm gonna go catch him!
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Can you grill the dragon for me?!
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Wait, legs!
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Luffy is so whimsical.
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Why does he like that monster so much?
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It troubles me that he
mentioned the Seven Warlords.
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Does it mean one of the Seven
Warlords is here on this island too?
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Oh no! That's too much trouble!
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We don't wanna face the Warlords!
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It's not too late!
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Can we go back?
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Hey!
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Wait, legs!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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What is he doing?
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Hey!
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There's a wall!
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Who is it?!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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Why did you do it-bu?
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Who is it?
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I know someone's after me.
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But for some reason,
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I don't feel any hostile intent.
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He's fast.
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Bu! I don't know who you are but
what do you want from me-bu?
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If you stand in my way, I'll fight you!
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Stand in your way?
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What are you talking about?
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Cut that crap and join my crew!
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Bu! What are you doing-bu?!
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Gotcha!
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Let me go-bu!
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Now, why don't you join...
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...my crew?!
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Sorry!
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Oh, that was surprising!
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Hey legs, are you alright?
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What the...?!
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And you ended up like that?
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Yep, that's right.
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Oh, this dragon meat is yummy!
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What do you call someone like this, Usopp?
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Huh?
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Um...
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I think it's called...
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...a centaur, maybe?
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A centaur?
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How funny!
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First, he was stuck to the
dragon's body and now Luffy's?
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What's wrong with him?
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How do you like it?
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Damn! I'm stuck in something again-bu!
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Let me go-bu!
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That's vulgar, Luffy.
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Is it?
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What's this?!
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See? He's not gonna just go along with you.
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There's no such creature!
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I bet his upper half is looking for him.
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Give him back to his owner!
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Where's your sense of adventure, Usopp?
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He was born like this. Right?
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Oh, so he's naturally a
half-body... No, I don't buy it!
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What's your name?
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Hey, I know you're gonna eat most
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of this dragon meat so
why don't you carry it?!
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Hey, guys! Come and take a look at this.
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Oh, Zoro! Is the samurai
and the guy who got cut?
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Look.
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What is it?
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What?! S-Snowcapped mountains?!
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No, are those mountains of ice?
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There is a big lake in the middle
and there are snowcapped
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mountains on the other side!
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But on this side, there is an active
volcano and it's burning hot!
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What kind of island is this?!
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So one of the mysteries is solved.
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Huh? Oh yeah, the man on
the Snail said he was cold!
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Help me!
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What happened?
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It's cold... Is this the Boss?!
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My colleagues are getting
cut one after another!
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The samurai are gonna kill us!
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It means the killer samurai and
the victims are on the other side!
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This island is so interesting!
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There is snow on those mountains, huh?
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It's so hot here - I wanna eat a snowcone!
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We're not gonna go there! It's too cold!
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And it's a long way. Let's
go back to the ship for now.
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Oh no, it's gonna be cold this time.
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If there are animals, we
could make coats from pelts.
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But it's gonna be okay.
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No, it's not gonna be okay!
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How can you guys go along with this?!
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Snowcone!
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Hey, I said "Wait"! Luffy!
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Oh, you two are going too?!
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I'm not going at any cost!
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There's no immediate threat to
my life here but over there,
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I'll freeze to death.
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I'm not gonna...
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A monster!
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No!!!
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Ouch! What're you...
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I saw... I saw a monster!
A bird! No, a human!
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A bird or a human, which was it?!
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Huh? What are you talking
about? Nobody's there!
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Huh?
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Gee! Hey, let's go!
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No, believe me! There was
somebody just a minute ago!
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Believe me!
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I'm here to report, Master.
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We seized intruders.
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I assume they are pirates.
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Oh, that is perfect.
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We were running low on guinea pigs.
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Well, well... They all look
unique and interesting.
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They're gonna be good test subjects.
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Yes, I thought you would
especially like this cyborg.
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Oh, what a rare find!
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He is worth testing. You're
right. I can't wait.
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Will this be all?
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It seems there was another man who
looked like one of them but...
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I assume they had a falling
out and he was murdered.
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All that remained was his skeleton.
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Such brutality is not so unusual for pirates.
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I see. All right.
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I want you to lock them in a room
and make sure they can't escape.
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Let's see what they have here.
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Look for food or something usable.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh? What was I doing?
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Where are Nami-san and the others?
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Who are those people?
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It was very hot before
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but it became extremely
cold while I was sleeping.
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Who is it?!
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Are you one of those pirates?!
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It's bone-chillingly cold, isn't it?
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Oh, I'm a skeleton - that's why.
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Th-The skeletonized body said something!
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I don't know who you are but do you know
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where Nami-san and the others went?
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S-Shoot! Shoot!
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Huh? No, wait, you guys! Don't be so rash!
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Sanji, what are you messing around with?
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Oh, you're up.
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Can't you see?
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Oh no, Franky! We are locked up!
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Hey, what's this place?! Where are we?!
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I was eating a Giant Shellfish
dessert on the deck and...
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I can't remember anything after that!
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I assume that somebody used sleeping gas
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and seized us once we fell asleep.
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What?
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The ship was, in fact, filled with gas.
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I'm sorry.
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I wish I could've noticed it a little sooner.
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What should we do?
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Are they gonna sell us?!
Are they abducting humans?!
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But if they took all of us
on the ship, where's Brook?
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I don't know.
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There are only four of us in here.
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If they're abducting humans,
they wouldn't need a skeleton.
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You're not a human either.
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Neither are you! That's enough!
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You guys.
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Did anybody say something?
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No, it wasn't us.
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Do you guys like hanjimono?
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That means "puzzles" in a foreign language.
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Was it this thing that just talked?
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What is it?
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Don't call me an "it"!
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It's...
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What? A bug?
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A new kind of Transponder Snail?
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There are eight of them! I hadn't noticed!
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I'm not a bug!
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You guys don't seem like bad people.
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These are all parts of my face.
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Could I ask you to put them back together?
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Your face?
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Oh yeah, this is a mouth.
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And this is an eye.
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Like this?
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--How is it?!
--Yeah, looks like a face now!
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No no, you left out some parts!
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I think it's like this!
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How about this?
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It's completely wrong!
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No no, this is better.
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Alright, that's fine.
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No! No!
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I wanna try it too!
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You guys! Stop playing with my face!
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It's done!
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Looks like a human face now!
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I think there is something
wrong with the chin
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and the top part but it's okay.
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Thank you!
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A severed-head just talked!
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You just noticed?
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How can you live like
that?! Are you possessed?!
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I don't know. I didn't
wish to become like this.
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That bastard... He used
some kind of weird magic!
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I thought I was dead when he cut
me but I ended up like this.
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To be kept alive after
being sliced apart is...
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...a dishonor to a warrior!
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It seems like crossing the lake
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is the only way to get to the other side.
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But how do we cross the lake?
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I don't know if we can live long enough
to get to the lake in the first place.
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It's hot!
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Snowcone!
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I wonder how Luffy can be so high-spirited.
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Snowcone! Snowcone! Snowcone!
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Who goes there?!
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There you are, intruders!
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Huh?!
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You have...
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...those...
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...legs!
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They are so cool!
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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I was looking for intruders and
I saw some unfamiliar faces so...
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Oh, okay! You surprised me!
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By the way, your legs are cool too!
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Yeah! Your hind legs are a little different.
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You think so?
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Where am I-bu!
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Hey, calm down!
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Your hind legs can talk?!
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Yeah!
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Awesome! None of my friends
have legs like that!
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--I've never seen it before!
--Yeah?
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So, Luffy made an odd friend again.
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A panther centaur?
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One, two...
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...three...
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...and four.
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Ring, ring, ring... Ring, ring, ring...
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Clank.
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Hello? Did you find them?
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Yes, we found them. We
were about to kill them.
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There are four intruders.
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I see.
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That's exciting.
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Please be careful!
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Roger.
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Clank.
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Luffy and the crew face a new crisis
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while they cross the burning lands.
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After Sanji and the others hear what
the bodiless samurai has to say,
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they escape together from their cell.
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While being pursued, they wander into a room,
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and discover a terrifying
secret hidden on the island!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Startling! The Secret of the
Island is Finally Revealed!"
**[23:44] ---**
I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!