E163 - Profound Mystery! Ordeal of String and Ordeal of Love?

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    A world... Yes!
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    A world for you who seek freedom
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    stretches out right before your eyes.
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    If your endless dreams are your guide,
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    surpass them, under the flag of your beliefs!
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    When the summer sun
    sways the sails of my heart
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    It's the cue to open the door to a new world
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    Sailing through the rocky waves of despair
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    We head beyond the horizon
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    Making a splash,
    I've just started on my search
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    Heading towards a world without end
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    My heart bursting with enthusiasm,
    I'll go to the ends of the earth
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    In search of light yet unseen
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    "Upper Yard" "Lovely Street"
    "Angel Beach"
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    In pursuit of Nami and the others,
    Luffy's group entered the Illusion Forest,
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    and were greeted with a rigorous
    Ball Ordeal by the Priest Satori.
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    You're still alive? Impressive indeed!
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    Well, then, as a reward, I'll give
    you my prized finishing blow!
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    Meanwhile, Chopper, who was looking
    after the ship alone on the sacrificial altar,
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    was attacked by Shura, one of the four priests.
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    No!
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    Offer your life... to God!
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    N-No!!
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    Die!
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    Sorry to have kept you waiting!
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    Sky Knight!!
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    You probably came here knowing this, but...
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    ...you're already a criminal!
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    Ahh, I'll show you what I do
    to aggravating fools like you!!
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    String Ordeal!
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    "Profound Mystery!
    Ordeal of String and Ordeal of Love?!"
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    Ah! That's...!
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    Come out! Ball Dragon!
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    Oh, it's just a bunch of
    surprise clouds put together.
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    Are we supposed to be surprised by that?
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    I'll have you know, it's made up of surprise
    clouds containing explosives or sharp objects.
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    What?! Then that means...!
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    You touch the fire-bomb ball
    somewhere on its body and it's over.
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    One explosion will cause another,
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    and its gigantic body will
    instantly cause a huge explosion!
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    Surprise Balls! Go, Ball Dragon!
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    Gum-Gum... Pistol!!
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    No! Wait, Luffy!!
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    Whatever you do, don't touch that thing!!
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    If you lay even one finger on it,
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    we'll be blown to bits!
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    How are we gonna fight it if we can't touch it?!
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    Exactly! Forget about fighting that thing!
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    Our only option is to run!
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    So we just keep running?!
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    How should I know?!
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    Here it comes!! Jump!!
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    Why'd we hafta land here?!
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    You're quite the stubborn ones.
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    It's the same result either way!
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    But if you died before you
    experienced the power of Ball Dragon...
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    ...it wouldn't be fun!
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    Aisa!
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    Where have you been?
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    Ah! Kamakiri!
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    Upper Yard again? That's
    Vearth in your bag, isn't it?
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    Don't go there too often...
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    ...or you'll lose your life.
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    Bahhhh! Don't tell me what to do!
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    You haven't even been able to beat Eneru yet!
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    That damn brat!
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    --A chance?
    --That's right.
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    For some reason, Gan Fall entered Upper Yard.
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    That old geezer thinks that he can
    settle everything in Skypiea peacefully.
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    He's got it all wrong.
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    Win or lose... Those are the
    only two outcomes in a battle.
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    The Great Warrior Calgara said,
    "Light the fire of Shandora."
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    "Wyper Shandian
    (a warrior of Shandora)"
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    We'll follow those words.
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    It doesn't matter who we have to fight--
    the former God Gan Fall, or Eneru.
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    So long as they reign as "God,"
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    no matter what their differences are,
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    to us they're the same!
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    They all have to be eliminated!
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    --Wyper.
    --Hm?
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    A rebel against Eneru
    appeared on Angel Island.
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    I heard it's a young woman.
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    It's been six years since Eneru started reigning,
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    and this is the first time.
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    So what?
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    Since Gan Fall saved her from judgment,
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    Eneru now has a reason to
    judge even the former God.
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    Gan Fall has never harmed any of us,
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    not only as the Sky Knight,
    but also as the former God...
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    ...nor has he tried to directly
    confront Eneru, either.
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    That very man finally stepped into Upper Yard.
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    And if he and one of the priests
    kill each other, that'd be great.
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    Or do you mean to say that
    Gan Fall is no longer our enemy?
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    When men have a common enemy,
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    they get deluded into thinking
    that the one next to them is an ally.
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    If you have doubts,
    then stay out of the fight, Laki!
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    You'll only be in our way!
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    Aisa!
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    What?! I didn't go to Upper Yard!
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    Don't go into the tent yet.
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    Wyper, or rather, the man descended
    from the Great Warrior Calgara, is angry.
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    Yeah, that's scary.
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    He's scarier than God.
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    Help... them?
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    Us?
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    Yes, that's right.
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    Let's try to create a way for
    them to escape somehow.
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    I can't tell what they're doing... Amazing!
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    I no longer think that I can
    negotiate with your group!
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    Ha! You're as soft as ever!
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    What is this fight?
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    Heaven's Judgment...
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    That young woman did something foolish.
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    We are never to... anger God Eneru.
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    Please come back...
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    ...God!
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    I got you.
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    Is something wrong, Gan Fall?!
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    What did you do?!
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    Why...?! Why can't we move?!
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    You won't need the answer...
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    ...when you're dead!
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    Profound mystery... String Ordeal!
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    You can enter Upper Yard, but you have to
    face difficult ordeals from us, the four priests!
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    Don't think they can be beaten so easily!
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    God Eneru is...
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    ...someone who is glorious and distant.
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    That's right. The sacred
    ground will sing again...
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    ...someday, for sure...
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    Sky...
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    Sky Knight!!
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    I've gotta save him. I've gotta save him!
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    There're skysharks here!
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    The Sky Knight'll be eaten by them!
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    Ha! Think of it as Eneru-sama's anger!
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    B-But how can I save him?
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    I can't swim... and I'll be
    eaten by the skysharks, too.
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    He says not to harm his friends.
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    He says not to damage the ship.
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    He says he doesn't want to die.
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    What a dilemma.
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    Such a damned selfish animal!
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    He really irks me!
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    If you want to live so much,
    then why are you so weak?!
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    Damn you!
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    Sky Knight?! Hah! You were forced out
    from your position as God, you old fool!
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    --In the end, you were no
    match for us, the priests.
    --Ahhhhh!
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    Sky Knight!!
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    Ha! You're a Zoan, aren't you?!
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    Are you stupid? You can't even swim!
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    Oh, yeah, you're a Zoan, too.
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    How inconvenient...
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    Why don't you follow your master?!
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    Ahh, how absurd!
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    I can't stand how weak they all are.
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    If this was a bottomless river,
    there'd still have been some hope.
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    But unfortunately,
    this river does have a bottom.
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    Let's see... I wonder if those three
    escapees have already been hunted.
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    Is that well that strange?
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    Yes. It's unbelievable that a well
    would be stuck underneath a tree.
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    The balance between civilization
    and nature here is off.
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    Well, in any case, unless we come up
    with a way to cross this cloud river,
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    we can't walk around this forest.
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    We're far from meeting God.
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    The civilization couldn't
    estimate the growth of this tree.
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    I've never seen a case like this before.
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    Hey, Nami! Can you see
    anything from up there?!
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    The island where God lives... Upper Yard...
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    Hey! Say something! Did you find God?!
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    I wonder if she saw something.
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    This island... Can't be...!
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    You're pretty much dead.
    Hurry up and rest in peace.
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    I'm a priest. There's no way you can win.
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    I-I can't go on anymore!
    My heart can't take any more surprises.
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    Soon, you'll be out of options.
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    Your boat has nearly reached this forest's exit.
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    When that happens, it's all over!
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    So long as you can't fly like birds,
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    you won't be able to get out of here.
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    You'll wander around in this
    forest and die of exhaustion!
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    That won't...
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    ...happen!!
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    It will!
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    Surprise Balls!
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    Ball Dragon!
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    Now, it's show time!
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    Which one is the fire-bomb ball?
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    Touch it, and there'll be an
    astonishingly huge explosion!
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    Good, now's the time. We can still make it!
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    I'll leave things here to you, Luffy!
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    Hm?
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    Oh? You're gonna climb up that tree to escape?
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    Why can he read my mind?!
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    Don't follow me!!
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    Wh-What?!
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    Oh, I see!
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    It was controlled by this string.
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    I'll take care...
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    ...of this thing!
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    I can't control Ball Dragon anymore!
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    What impudence!
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    Just hang on and come to me!!
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    Hey, don't hang on with the other hand, too!
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    There it is!!
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    So I was right! There's no doubt! That's the exit!
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    Of course! Why didn't I think of this sooner?
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    We fell from such a high place.
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    It's natural that the exit is at the same height!
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    Now that I know where the exit is,
    the boat rule doesn't matter!
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    I have to hurry. I'm worried about
    that huge explosion earlier.
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    They'd better be okay!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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    That was close! What an unbelievable idiot!
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    No, he might've been
    determined to take me with him.
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    This isn't good. I'm still insufficiently trained!
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    He took control of the pace for a second!
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    If I can't stay calm over a little thing like this,
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    it'll hinder my Mantra!
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    You're right!
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    That was close!
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    Ah! You're still alive?!
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    Ahhh! Get off of me! You idiot!
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    Don't stick to me, you weirdo!
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    I said get off of me, now! You idiot! Idiot!
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    --Don't let him go, Luffy!
    --Get off of me!
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    Don't ever let go of that doughboy!
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    --You...!
    --Oh, Sanji! You're alive?!
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    I almost died because of you!!
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    Pay more attention to others!
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    Well, in any case, doughboy...
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    You keep saying "ordeal this," "ordeal that,"
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    but frankly, it's got nothing to do with us.
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    However, we accept that stupid sky ordeal...
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    ...because two helpless ladies are
    waiting for me to come to their rescue.
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    In other words, yes...
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    ...this is... a love ordeal!
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    Is this guy an idiot, too?!
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    Ahh! I said get off of me!!
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    Y-You! You! Dammit! Let me go!
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    You guys play dirty, attacking two on one!
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    You creeps kidnapped our friends.
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    You made a cute angel cry and tried to kill her.
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    You have no right to say we play dirty.
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    He's right.
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    It's amazing that you can
    predict our movements.
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    But even if you can predict them,
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    it doesn't mean anything if
    you can't avoid them, does it?
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    I-Idiots! Stop it! I'm one of
    the priests that serve God!
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    Let me go! Hey, are you listening?!
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    Not being judged by a priest is
    a 1st degree crime in Skypiea!
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    Now listen here! Attacking me means you
    declare war on the Almighty God Eneru!
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    Shut your mouth! Or the flavor will escape.
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    For example, when you want to produce
    the supreme mignonnette from pepper...
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    ...the important thing is to, strongly, roughly
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    and without hesitation, beat it to a pulp.
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    Then, the wonderful flavor
    confined inside will be...
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    Ahhh! Ahhh! Stop it!
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    Ahhh! Stop it! Stop it!
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    It's gonna hurt! So stop it!
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    Concasser!
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    Even if we're far apart
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    I don't want you to forget
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    That on those days when
    you're brought to tears
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    You have a friend here to share the pain
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    That far-off feeling we refuse to concede
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    I won't let it just be a dream
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    The eternal brilliance that
    everyone is searching for
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    We will surely embrace it with our own hands
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    Phew, it's finally quiet. What's the next ordeal?
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    After a love ordeal is,
    of course, a romance ordeal!
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    Follow me! We have to
    somehow get to the seashore.
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    It looks like things're gonna get crazy!
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    This is our chance!
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    Today we'll definitely crush the
    priests and take Upper Yard back!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "Light the Fire of Shandora! Wyper, the Warrior"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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