E215 - Screaming-Hot Bombardment! Pirate Dodgeball!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    Incredible!
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    The Straw Hat Dangers
    come from behind to win
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    the final round of the Davy Back Fight!
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    I lost... And so did my Slow-Slow Beam...
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    All right! We did it!
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    Thank goodness! What a relief!
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    --It all worked out in the end.
    --Yep.
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    Now it's time to take someone!
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    Who do you choose, Straw Hat Luffy?!
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    Chopper! Come back!
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    Oh, no! Choppy!
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    Thank you! I'm so happy!
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    Don't cry! You know we'd never lose!
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    The grueling Davy Back Fight
    has come to an end!
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    Both teams ultimately reach a
    draw as the Straw Hat Pirates
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    take back their ship doctor, Chopper!
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    --The competition is now ov--
    --Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
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    There are no "draws" in the pirate world!
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    It's either plunder or be plundered!
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    Right, Straw Hat?! Well?!
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    Wh-What's he tryin' to say?!
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    What do you say to another
    three-coin game right now?
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    Is he an idiot?
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    Seriously! Who'd agree to
    more of these lame games?!
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    Ack! You can't be serious!
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    You're on!
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    --What the heck are you thinking?!
    --You stupid rubber monkey dimwit!
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    --You idiot! Moron!
    --How can you be so stupid?!
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    This is the last time... I won't do it again...
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    We have to fight them again?!
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    Nothing we can do now.
    He's already agreed to it.
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    He must have something in mind.
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    I wouldn't be so sure...
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    Or maybe he's planning
    to snag us a shipwright?
SIGN    "Screaming-Hot Bombardment!
    Pirate Dodgeball!"
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    It's time for the second three-coin game!
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    The events are a team-wide ball game,
    a six-on-six all-star retro game,
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    and a one-on-one fight!
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    Like last time, each person
    can only participate twice!
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    Lineup changes won't be allowed!
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    They're gonna take me for sure this time...
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    No, it'll definitely be me...
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    It's my fate to wind up as their idol...
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    --Not interested.
    --Huh?
    --Why not?
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    --You're weak.
    --And scary.
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    Okay, it's time for Round #1: Hit and Dead Ball!
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    As always, I'll explain the rules!
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    Two balls are used!
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    Players throw these balls at
    opposing team members on the court!
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    Get hit and you're disqualified! Outta the game!
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    Whichever side runs out of
    on-court members first loses!
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    You're free to choose which members
    should be on or off the court!
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    But keep in mind that although
    off-court members can throw the balls,
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    they're not allowed to enter the court!
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    I see. So it's basically a variation of dodgeball.
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    Be sure to carefully read the rule book
    for other miscellaneous details!
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    --Rule book?
    --It's rather thick...
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    Yes! Hit and Dead Ball is the greatest
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    and most time-honored Davy Back Fight game!
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    Many rules have been added
    over time, little by little,
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    to make it a more clear-cut game!
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    There's no point in having strict rules
    if you're not gonna follow 'em!
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    It's obvious you're just gonna
    keep ruling in their favor again!
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    Non, non, non! Read the very first page!
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    "Referee Regulations."
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    "He who makes a judgment contrary
    to these rules shall be beheaded."
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    Beheaded?! Yikes!
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    There you have it!
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    Incidentally, this game will be
    officiated by a team of five referees
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    headed by Rokuroshi,
    a fifty-year veteran referee!
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    Looks like it might actually
    be a fair game for once.
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    Team Foxy has a veritable crowd
    of players! A truly grand spectacle!
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    But the diminutive Team Straw Hat
    pales in comparison...
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    As usual, they have a measly seven members!
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    Drop the "measly" part!
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    Okay, let's get it started!
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    We'll begin with the double jump!
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    Each team, bring two players forward!
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    I wanna do this, Zoro!
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    Be my guest! Go jump your heart out!
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    Yeah!
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    Oh! Ship's doctor Chopper has changed form!
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    He appears to have mysterious abilities!
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    He could be formidable indeed!
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    Oh, my! What is that? That's not cute at all...
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    All right! Let the game begin!
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    Oww!
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    All right, that's it! Now clobber 'em!
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    Okay! Here goes, Chopper!
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    Aim for Split-Head!
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    Right!
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    Our boss is in trouble!
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    H-He's already out of the game?!
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    All right! We showed their boss who's boss!
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    Doesn't count! Doesn't count!
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    What?! That was a clear hit!
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    Article 23! Hits to the face don't count!
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    What?!
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    Darn it!
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    You okay, Boss?
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    You shouldn't laugh, Hamburg-san...
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    Now's our chance!
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    Hit 'em like crazy and win!
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    Okay! I'll hit them like crazy and win for us!
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    Here they come! Run for it, ya know!
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    Th-There's no need to get that fired up...!
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    Eighteen members of Team Foxy
    are out for going out of bounds!
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    Yes!
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    Amazing! They each knocked
    nine people clear off the court!
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    Ugh! The same number as you?!
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    Way to go, Sanji! Way to go, Zoro!
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    So sorry.
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    Wow! Nine people each!
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    Okay! I'm next!
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    Gum-Gum Slingshot!
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    Ten members of Team Foxy
    are out for going out of bounds!
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    All right! A new record!
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    Wow, another big group is out of the game!
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    But Team Foxy finally has one of the balls!
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    Now it's my turn!
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    Get 'em, Chopper!
    Knock eleven out for a new record!
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    Okay! You got it!
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    Oh! Our very own Hamburg
    has fended off the attack!
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    Team Foxy now has both balls!
    It's finally time to fight back!
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    Well done, Hamburg!
[10:20] ---
    --Give the balls to Big Pan!
    --Right!
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    Eep!
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    Get 'em, Big Pan! Send 'em all flying!
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    Whoever he hits is a dead man! A goner!
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    Oh, no!
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    Wh-What is this?!
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    Long-nose and 22 Team Foxy members
    are out for going out of bounds!
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    Usopp! Are you all right?!
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    I-I'm somehow still alive...
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    I got the ball now...
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    Big Pan took out Usopp,
    the long-nosed sniper, with his power throw,
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    but wound up knocking out a slew
    of his own teammates in the process!
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    Team Foxy is down to two players!
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    Have their superior numbers
    backfired on them?!
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    This doesn't bode well!
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    What will they do now?!
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    --What now, Boss?
    --Whadya mean, "What now?"
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    I can't use my Slow-Slow Beam as long
    as that archeologist chick is there...
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    So there's only one thing to do...
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    You mean... you-know-what?
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    Yes. You-know-what.
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    Oh, my! Now Hamburg is out of the game too!
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    Nice, Robin!
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    The top of the head doesn't count!
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    No, Page 103, Article 54 states
    that the top of the head does count.
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    She's correct.
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    Don't do anything shameful!
    Do you want to be beheaded?!
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    Sorry...
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    Wow! Robin has a sharp mind!
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    Has she memorized the entire thick
    rule book in such a short time?!
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    You're amazing, Robin!
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    I haven't read all of it yet, though.
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    All right! Just one left!
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    Finish 'em off, Sanji-kun!
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    Yes, Nami-san!
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    Sanji-kun!
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    Yes?!
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    Please don't hit him...!
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    Give us the ball, okay?
[13:14] ---
    --Of course!
    --Ack!
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    Thanks!
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    Now please get out of the game!
    Okay, Twirly Eyebrow Man?
[13:23] ---
    My pleasure! Please hit me wherever you like!
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    What are you doing, Sanji-kun?!
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    Oh! Love Hunter Sanji has been
    blissfully and passionately knocked out!
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    He's the second Straw Hat out of the game!
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    Bye-bye!
[13:48] ---
    You mellorine moron!
[13:50] ---
    He never changes...
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    Still, their boss is the only one left.
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    You never know for sure, until the very end.
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    Precisely.
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    Huh? What is that?
[14:05] ---
    Huh?
[14:07] ---
    There it is! The top-secret
    item of Hit and Dead Ball!
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    Say hello to the Mr. Accu-Cannon!
[14:19] ---
    Hey! You're just gonna allow that, Ref?!
    It's clearly against the rules!
[14:23] ---
    That's the Mr. Accu-Cannon?
[14:26] ---
    What's with that "I already knew
    about it" reaction of yours?!
[14:29] ---
    I didn't know what it was referring to,
    but I came across it in the rule book.
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    Yes! Rule 322: the only weapon
    allowed is the Mr. Accu-Cannon!
[14:39] ---
    Is that really a rule?
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    It's so cool! I like it!
[14:43] ---
    This is stupid!
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    Hey! Bringing that thing out now
    still ain't gonna help you!
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    I wouldn't be so sure.
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    Porche! Are you ready?!
[14:54] ---
    Sure am, Boss!
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    Here goes!
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    Flower Hypnosis!
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    Crap!
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    It's hypnosis! Don't look!
[15:05] ---
    Always pulling these tricks on us...
[15:07] ---
    Now, Boss!
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    All right!
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    You're all mine!
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    Having your eyes open or closed...
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    ...makes no difference to a swordsman.
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    Incredible! What power!
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    Swordsman Zoro sliced the ball in two
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    with his bare hands and with his eyes closed!
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    Oh, no...
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    Zoro of Team Straw Hat is out!
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    What for?!
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    Rule 645!
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    No slicing the balls!
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    Team Foxy gets a new ball.
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    What?!
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    Too bad!
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    Oh, what a shame!
    Swordsman Zoro is out of the game!
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    Zoro...
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    ...got knocked out of the game...
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    Crappy swordsman...
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    You got knocked out first, lousy cook.
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    Things are really getting good now!
    It's two against one!
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    Now to pick up where I left off!
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    Yeah! Give us your best shot!
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    Bring it on!
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    Ultra-fast Level 5!
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    Let's see you dodge this!
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    Oh! Choppy!
[16:50] ---
    What a beautiful self-sacrifice
    by ship's doctor Chopper!
[16:54] ---
    --But this means...!
    --The face doesn't count, right?
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    F-Face?
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    I-it's extremely difficult to tell
    where his face begins and ends!
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    Talk about brave!
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    Hey, Ref! You're a man of the sea too,
    ain't ya?! That was his face!
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    Yeah! That furry fella has some serious guts!
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    You ain't men if you can't see that!
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    It hit his face! It hit his face! It hit his face!...
[17:22] ---
    What the...?
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    It hit his face! It hit his face! It hit his face!...
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    We "ain't men"...?
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    I can't just ignore that!
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    The call is clear as day!
    It hit his face! He's safe!
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    All right!
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    However...!
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    However...?
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    Although it hit you in the face,
    you're unfortunately still out of bounds!
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    Oh, my! He's regrettably out of bounds!
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    Just after his gutsy face
    catch was given the okay!
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    What a pity! Ship's doctor
    Chopper is out of the game!
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    Even so, he's still a true man of the sea!
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    Choppy!
[18:07] ---
    You okay, Chopper?
[18:09] ---
    Yeah... But I'm out of the game now...
[18:16] ---
    Just leave the rest to me!
[18:18] ---
    But never mind that. Thanks, Chopper.
[18:22] ---
    Hearing that doesn't make
    me happy at all, you jerk!
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    Not bad, Choppy! Now I
    wanna have you even more!
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    I won't let you take him!
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    It's now one against one!
    Both teams have their backs to the wall!
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    It's the final showdown!
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    Take my advice and lose like a good little boy!
[18:49] ---
    I absolutely won't lose!
[18:51] ---
    What nonsense!
[18:54] ---
    Take a good look around you
    before you spew such drivel!
[18:57] ---
    Here it comes! The Omni-Directional Shift!
[19:02] ---
    Say your prayers!
[19:04] ---
    Yikes! What the heck?!
[19:06] ---
    Hey! What's the deal, old ref!
    What's with all those balls?!
[19:10] ---
    There's no rule whatsoever
    against using fake balls.
[19:14] ---
    I knew it. You really are on Foxy's side.
[19:16] ---
    Damn! They'll always have the upper
    hand unless we get a ref of our own!
[19:20] ---
    Don't worry, Luffy! Only you
    and their boss have a real ball!
[19:25] ---
    Don't let him fool you!
[19:27] ---
    Ack! That's right!
[19:28] ---
    What's with this guy? Is his brain split too?!
[19:32] ---
    My brain... split too...
[19:36] ---
    Oh! Then I'll just send that
    entire Mr. Neato Thing sky-high!
[19:43] ---
    Here goes!
[19:46] ---
    Huh?
[19:47] ---
    Try this on for size!
[19:56] ---
    Huh?
[19:58] ---
    Oh! Right over here!
[20:01] ---
    You stretched your arm too far!
[20:04] ---
    All right, everyone! Shuffle!
[20:07] ---
    Shuffle! Shuffle! Shuffle! Shuffle!...
[20:19] ---
    Oh, no! Now we can't tell
    which is real and which are fake!
[20:31] ---
    Once again, which one is the real deal?!
[20:34] ---
    You'll need to figure it out
    before it hits you, though!
[20:36] ---
    Shut up! It doesn't matter
    as long as I catch all the balls!
[20:40] ---
    Don't get snarky with me!
[20:42] ---
    You're one sore loser, you know that?!
[20:45] ---
    All right, men! Throw like crazy!
[20:58] ---
    You're...
[20:59] ---
    ...finished!
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    Luffy! Look out!
[21:04] ---
    Luffy! Let it hit your face!
[21:07] ---
    You're a heartless monster!
[21:13] ---
    Yes!
[21:19] ---
    All right!
[21:30] ---
    Straw Hat Luffy is out!
[21:33] ---
    What for?! Getting hit
    in the face doesn't count!
[21:36] ---
    Rule 999! No swallowing the balls!
[21:42] ---
    It's right there in the rule book!
[21:46] ---
    He's right. It's on the very last page.
[21:50] ---
    A l-lousy rule like that...?
[21:59] ---
    Team Foxy emerges victorious in
    Round #1's game of Hit and Dead Ball!
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    Stupid!
[22:21] ---
    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
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    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
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    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
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    We pray to this endless sky that we look up at
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
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    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
[23:09] ---
    Together we entrust our feelings
[23:11] ---
    We go beyond the changing time
[23:14] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Round #2 is that game from my childhood!
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    This is a pirate game! All weapons
    and obstacles are allowed!
[23:30] ---
    --Go get 'em, Zoro and Sanji!
    --You're a member too!
[23:32] ---
    But that cheetah and the others are back!
[23:35] ---
    Me and Nami are too weak and scary anyway!
[23:38] ---
    Zoro-kun? That's a scary look! Stay away!
[23:41] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:42] ---
    "Showdown on the Cliff!
    Red Light, Green Light!"
[23:45] ---
    Huh? Zoro's lost again?!
[23:47] ---