# E215 - Screaming-Hot Bombardment! Pirate Dodgeball!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2P57E5R/screaming-hot-bombardment-pirate-dodgeball)
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*It's all right! Now let's move forward*
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*with the sun always in our hearts*
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*As power passes through our clasped hands*
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*let's grab hold of our wishes*
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*Working together, let's ride the giant waves*
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*Let's hurry toward the excitement--
there's the starting signal*
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*Now's the time to set sail-- let's raise anchor*
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*Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
and head for a sea of adventure*
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*It'll be a journey fraught with injury*
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*but what you cherish most will be right there*
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*And if you get into a jam*
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*I'll always be there to protect you*
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*It's all right! Now let's move forward*
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*with the sun always in our hearts*
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*If a storm hits, let's put
our arms around each other*
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*and gaze at the light beyond*
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*If we gather up the pieces of our dreams*
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*they'll make a map leading to tomorrow*
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*So let's grab hold of our wishes*
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*under the same flag-- together, we're one*
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*One Piece*
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Incredible!
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The Straw Hat Dangers
come from behind to win
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the final round of the Davy Back Fight!
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I lost... And so did my Slow-Slow Beam...
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All right! We did it!
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Thank goodness! What a relief!
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--It all worked out in the end.
--Yep.
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Now it's time to take someone!
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Who do you choose, Straw Hat Luffy?!
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Chopper! Come back!
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Oh, no! Choppy!
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Thank you! I'm so happy!
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Don't cry! You know we'd never lose!
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The grueling Davy Back Fight
has come to an end!
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Both teams ultimately reach a
draw as the Straw Hat Pirates
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take back their ship doctor, Chopper!
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--The competition is now ov--
--Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
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There are no "draws" in the pirate world!
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It's either plunder or be plundered!
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Right, Straw Hat?! Well?!
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Wh-What's he tryin' to say?!
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What do you say to another
three-coin game right now?
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Is he an idiot?
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Seriously! Who'd agree to
more of these lame games?!
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Ack! You can't be serious!
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You're on!
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--What the heck are you thinking?!
--You stupid rubber monkey dimwit!
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--You idiot! Moron!
--How can you be so stupid?!
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This is the last time... I won't do it again...
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We have to fight them again?!
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Nothing we can do now.
He's already agreed to it.
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He must have something in mind.
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I wouldn't be so sure...
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Or maybe he's planning
to snag us a shipwright?
***SIGN*** "Screaming-Hot Bombardment!
Pirate Dodgeball!"
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It's time for the second three-coin game!
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The events are a team-wide ball game,
a six-on-six all-star retro game,
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and a one-on-one fight!
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Like last time, each person
can only participate twice!
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Lineup changes won't be allowed!
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They're gonna take me for sure this time...
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No, it'll definitely be me...
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It's my fate to wind up as their idol...
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--Not interested.
--Huh?
--Why not?
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--You're weak.
--And scary.
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Okay, it's time for Round #1: Hit and Dead Ball!
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As always, I'll explain the rules!
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Two balls are used!
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Players throw these balls at
opposing team members on the court!
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Get hit and you're disqualified! Outta the game!
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Whichever side runs out of
on-court members first loses!
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You're free to choose which members
should be on or off the court!
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But keep in mind that although
off-court members can throw the balls,
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they're not allowed to enter the court!
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I see. So it's basically a variation of dodgeball.
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Be sure to carefully read the rule book
for other miscellaneous details!
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--Rule book?
--It's rather thick...
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Yes! Hit and Dead Ball is the greatest
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and most time-honored Davy Back Fight game!
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Many rules have been added
over time, little by little,
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to make it a more clear-cut game!
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There's no point in having strict rules
if you're not gonna follow 'em!
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It's obvious you're just gonna
keep ruling in their favor again!
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Non, non, non! Read the very first page!
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"Referee Regulations."
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"He who makes a judgment contrary
to these rules shall be beheaded."
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Beheaded?! Yikes!
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There you have it!
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Incidentally, this game will be
officiated by a team of five referees
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headed by Rokuroshi,
a fifty-year veteran referee!
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Looks like it might actually
be a fair game for once.
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Team Foxy has a veritable crowd
of players! A truly grand spectacle!
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But the diminutive Team Straw Hat
pales in comparison...
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As usual, they have a measly seven members!
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Drop the "measly" part!
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Okay, let's get it started!
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We'll begin with the double jump!
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Each team, bring two players forward!
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I wanna do this, Zoro!
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Be my guest! Go jump your heart out!
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Yeah!
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Oh! Ship's doctor Chopper has changed form!
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He appears to have mysterious abilities!
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He could be formidable indeed!
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Oh, my! What is that? That's not cute at all...
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All right! Let the game begin!
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Oww!
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All right, that's it! Now clobber 'em!
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Okay! Here goes, Chopper!
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Aim for Split-Head!
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Right!
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Our boss is in trouble!
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H-He's already out of the game?!
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All right! We showed their boss who's boss!
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Doesn't count! Doesn't count!
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What?! That was a clear hit!
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Article 23! Hits to the face don't count!
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What?!
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Darn it!
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You okay, Boss?
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You shouldn't laugh, Hamburg-san...
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Now's our chance!
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Hit 'em like crazy and win!
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Okay! I'll hit them like crazy and win for us!
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Here they come! Run for it, ya know!
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Th-There's no need to get that fired up...!
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Eighteen members of Team Foxy
are out for going out of bounds!
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Yes!
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Amazing! They each knocked
nine people clear off the court!
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Ugh! The same number as you?!
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Way to go, Sanji! Way to go, Zoro!
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So sorry.
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Wow! Nine people each!
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Okay! I'm next!
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Gum-Gum Slingshot!
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Ten members of Team Foxy
are out for going out of bounds!
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All right! A new record!
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Wow, another big group is out of the game!
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But Team Foxy finally has one of the balls!
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Now it's my turn!
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Get 'em, Chopper!
Knock eleven out for a new record!
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Okay! You got it!
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Oh! Our very own Hamburg
has fended off the attack!
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Team Foxy now has both balls!
It's finally time to fight back!
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Well done, Hamburg!
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--Give the balls to Big Pan!
--Right!
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Eep!
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Get 'em, Big Pan! Send 'em all flying!
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Whoever he hits is a dead man! A goner!
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Oh, no!
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Wh-What is this?!
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Long-nose and 22 Team Foxy members
are out for going out of bounds!
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Usopp! Are you all right?!
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I-I'm somehow still alive...
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I got the ball now...
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Big Pan took out Usopp,
the long-nosed sniper, with his power throw,
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but wound up knocking out a slew
of his own teammates in the process!
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Team Foxy is down to two players!
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Have their superior numbers
backfired on them?!
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This doesn't bode well!
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What will they do now?!
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--What now, Boss?
--Whadya mean, "What now?"
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I can't use my Slow-Slow Beam as long
as that archeologist chick is there...
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So there's only one thing to do...
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You mean... you-know-what?
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Yes. You-know-what.
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Oh, my! Now Hamburg is out of the game too!
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Nice, Robin!
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The top of the head doesn't count!
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No, Page 103, Article 54 states
that the top of the head does count.
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She's correct.
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Don't do anything shameful!
Do you want to be beheaded?!
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Sorry...
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Wow! Robin has a sharp mind!
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Has she memorized the entire thick
rule book in such a short time?!
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You're amazing, Robin!
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I haven't read all of it yet, though.
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All right! Just one left!
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Finish 'em off, Sanji-kun!
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Yes, Nami-san!
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Sanji-kun!
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Yes?!
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Please don't hit him...!
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Give us the ball, okay?
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--Of course!
--Ack!
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Thanks!
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Now please get out of the game!
Okay, Twirly Eyebrow Man?
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My pleasure! Please hit me wherever you like!
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What are you doing, Sanji-kun?!
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Oh! Love Hunter Sanji has been
blissfully and passionately knocked out!
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He's the second Straw Hat out of the game!
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Bye-bye!
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You mellorine moron!
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He never changes...
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Still, their boss is the only one left.
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You never know for sure, until the very end.
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Precisely.
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Huh? What is that?
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Huh?
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There it is! The top-secret
item of Hit and Dead Ball!
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Say hello to the Mr. Accu-Cannon!
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Hey! You're just gonna allow that, Ref?!
It's clearly against the rules!
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That's the Mr. Accu-Cannon?
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What's with that "I already knew
about it" reaction of yours?!
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I didn't know what it was referring to,
but I came across it in the rule book.
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Yes! Rule 322: the only weapon
allowed is the Mr. Accu-Cannon!
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Is that really a rule?
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It's so cool! I like it!
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This is stupid!
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Hey! Bringing that thing out now
still ain't gonna help you!
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I wouldn't be so sure.
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Porche! Are you ready?!
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Sure am, Boss!
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Here goes!
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Flower Hypnosis!
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Crap!
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It's hypnosis! Don't look!
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Always pulling these tricks on us...
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Now, Boss!
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All right!
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You're all mine!
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Having your eyes open or closed...
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...makes no difference to a swordsman.
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Incredible! What power!
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Swordsman Zoro sliced the ball in two
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with his bare hands and with his eyes closed!
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Oh, no...
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Zoro of Team Straw Hat is out!
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What for?!
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Rule 645!
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No slicing the balls!
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Team Foxy gets a new ball.
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What?!
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Too bad!
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Oh, what a shame!
Swordsman Zoro is out of the game!
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Zoro...
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...got knocked out of the game...
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Crappy swordsman...
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You got knocked out first, lousy cook.
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Things are really getting good now!
It's two against one!
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Now to pick up where I left off!
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Yeah! Give us your best shot!
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Bring it on!
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Ultra-fast Level 5!
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Let's see you dodge this!
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Oh! Choppy!
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What a beautiful self-sacrifice
by ship's doctor Chopper!
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--But this means...!
--The face doesn't count, right?
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F-Face?
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I-it's extremely difficult to tell
where his face begins and ends!
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Talk about brave!
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Hey, Ref! You're a man of the sea too,
ain't ya?! That was his face!
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Yeah! That furry fella has some serious guts!
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You ain't men if you can't see that!
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It hit his face! It hit his face! It hit his face!...
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What the...?
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It hit his face! It hit his face! It hit his face!...
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We "ain't men"...?
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I can't just ignore that!
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The call is clear as day!
It hit his face! He's safe!
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All right!
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However...!
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However...?
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Although it hit you in the face,
you're unfortunately still out of bounds!
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Oh, my! He's regrettably out of bounds!
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Just after his gutsy face
catch was given the okay!
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What a pity! Ship's doctor
Chopper is out of the game!
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Even so, he's still a true man of the sea!
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Choppy!
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You okay, Chopper?
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Yeah... But I'm out of the game now...
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Just leave the rest to me!
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But never mind that. Thanks, Chopper.
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Hearing that doesn't make
me happy at all, you jerk!
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Not bad, Choppy! Now I
wanna have you even more!
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I won't let you take him!
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It's now one against one!
Both teams have their backs to the wall!
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It's the final showdown!
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Take my advice and lose like a good little boy!
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I absolutely won't lose!
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What nonsense!
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Take a good look around you
before you spew such drivel!
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Here it comes! The Omni-Directional Shift!
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Say your prayers!
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Yikes! What the heck?!
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Hey! What's the deal, old ref!
What's with all those balls?!
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There's no rule whatsoever
against using fake balls.
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I knew it. You really are on Foxy's side.
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Damn! They'll always have the upper
hand unless we get a ref of our own!
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Don't worry, Luffy! Only you
and their boss have a real ball!
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Don't let him fool you!
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Ack! That's right!
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What's with this guy? Is his brain split too?!
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My brain... split too...
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Oh! Then I'll just send that
entire Mr. Neato Thing sky-high!
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Here goes!
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Huh?
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Try this on for size!
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Huh?
**[19:58] ---**
Oh! Right over here!
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You stretched your arm too far!
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All right, everyone! Shuffle!
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Shuffle! Shuffle! Shuffle! Shuffle!...
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Oh, no! Now we can't tell
which is real and which are fake!
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Once again, which one is the real deal?!
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You'll need to figure it out
before it hits you, though!
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Shut up! It doesn't matter
as long as I catch all the balls!
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Don't get snarky with me!
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You're one sore loser, you know that?!
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All right, men! Throw like crazy!
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You're...
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...finished!
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Luffy! Look out!
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Luffy! Let it hit your face!
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You're a heartless monster!
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Yes!
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All right!
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Straw Hat Luffy is out!
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What for?! Getting hit
in the face doesn't count!
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Rule 999! No swallowing the balls!
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It's right there in the rule book!
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He's right. It's on the very last page.
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A l-lousy rule like that...?
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Team Foxy emerges victorious in
Round #1's game of Hit and Dead Ball!
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Stupid!
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*A piece of a dream that we started grasping*
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*Chasing after something constant*
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*We send our aspirations sailing into the sky*
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*Even when we're exhausted*
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*We have a compass that can
search for something constant*
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*Say, do you think we can keep it forever?*
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*At the end of the dream
that we will reach someday*
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*We want to be adults as we
are now as much as possible*
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*We pray to this endless sky that we look up at*
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*Eternally... Eternally...*
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*Wild fantasies from our childhood*
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*We trace unforgettable memories*
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*And try to keep the embers
burning that still consume us*
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*To this familiar sunny sky*
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*Together we entrust our feelings*
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*We go beyond the changing time*
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*Eternally... Eternally...*
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Round #2 is that game from my childhood!
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This is a pirate game! All weapons
and obstacles are allowed!
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--Go get 'em, Zoro and Sanji!
--You're a member too!
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But that cheetah and the others are back!
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Me and Nami are too weak and scary anyway!
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Zoro-kun? That's a scary look! Stay away!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Showdown on the Cliff!
Red Light, Green Light!"
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Huh? Zoro's lost again?!
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